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Lisa Battery
07-16-2015, 06:07 PM
if I ate it all I'd be fat

Lisa Battery
07-16-2015, 06:13 PM
Oh yeah and new Suits episode to find

Autistic Spectrum
07-16-2015, 06:32 PM
invite Gordon over for dinner

Lisa Battery
07-16-2015, 06:46 PM
invite Gordon over for dinner

Listen dp

You need to stop being a dick and play with me properly

Lisa Battery
07-16-2015, 06:51 PM
i don't know why you just don't stop being a dick and have me on a messenger or something

Lisa Battery
07-16-2015, 06:53 PM
I'm never quite decided if I love you or hate you or want to fuck you or kill you

Lisa Battery
07-16-2015, 06:53 PM
All 4

cag
07-16-2015, 07:18 PM
invite your brother over so he can finish your christmas beat down

Battery Bits
07-16-2015, 07:25 PM
Sounds like an awesome night bubble.

I just had pizza.

Lisa Battery
07-16-2015, 07:59 PM
Sounds like an awesome night bubble.

I just had pizza.

It's midday now

Still waiting on getting some weed

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07-16-2015, 08:21 PM
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... choke on it in your plastic tub.

Lisa Battery
07-16-2015, 08:59 PM
i had to start eating it without weed

Battery Bits
07-16-2015, 09:14 PM
I'm high as fuck, but don't have like any food here at all.

Lisa Battery
07-16-2015, 09:16 PM
Well that'd be right

ugh

we need to meet at the tip

Lisa Battery
07-16-2015, 09:17 PM
Lol, you will have no idea what that reference is

i might call my weed guy again soon and see what's up

Battery Bits
07-16-2015, 09:19 PM
Bring me some food and we'll hit the bong. :)

Or just bring dem buns and I'd be all set.

I have a bomb-ass medical connect up here, we could smoke ourselves into oblivion.

I don't get that reference at all. ;)

It's not about penises, is it!?!?! lol.

Lisa Battery
07-16-2015, 09:26 PM
Bring me some food and we'll hit the bong. :)

Or just bring dem buns and I'd be all set.

I have a bomb-ass medical connect up here, we could smoke ourselves into oblivion.

I don't get that reference at all. ;)lol don't worry about the reference

I gave up actual bongs years ago, I only smoke joints or vape.... usually joints even though I spent a shitload on vaporisers I have a volcano and stuff... except I guess sometimes if I'm at someone else's hpuse and they are smoking bongs and offer me I'll have a bong but with my own weed I smoke joints

Honestly though I have COPD so I'm an idiot.

Lisa Battery
07-16-2015, 09:29 PM
Bring me some food and we'll hit the bong. :)

Or just bring dem buns and I'd be all set.

I have a bomb-ass medical connect up here, we could smoke ourselves into oblivion.

I don't get that reference at all. ;)

It's not about penises, is it!?!?! lol.
Lol

It's about penises, plug drugs and messages to me that came out when I gave one of my accounts to maks when I was fighting with plug drugs and he was going psycho at me and harassing me and I had to turn to maks for help and sacrifice my account lol

It's a long story

Lisa Battery
07-16-2015, 09:30 PM
But I want to say plug drugs and I are ok now.

Battery Bits
07-16-2015, 09:31 PM
Vapes are the bomb. I prefer joints over almost any other way, so it works out nicely.

My gravity bong tho... OMFG. Gets me wrecked off almost nothing.

But hell yeah, if we ever meet, bring your volcano and I'll load it full of nugs.

I roll the best joints, they look machine rolled.

Battery Bits
07-16-2015, 09:32 PM
Lol

It's about penises, plug drugs and messages to me that came out when I gave one of my accounts to maks when I was fighting with plug drugs and he was going psycho at me and harassing me and I had to turn to maks for help and sacrifice my account lol

It's a long story

I like you and all... but not enough to suck no dick. Sorry! :wink:

Glad y'all are OK tho.

BRB; going to get some food.

Lisa Battery
07-16-2015, 09:37 PM
I like you and all... but not enough to suck no dick. Sorry! :wink:

Glad y'all are OK tho.

BRB; going to get some food.LMAO!

I don't want you to suck dick with me LOL, it was just a throw away reference and I didn't actually mean it in any sucking dick way

Lisa Battery
07-16-2015, 09:39 PM
Guess what I got too?

my weed guy popped round about 10 mins ago

So if I can stop posting for 5mins I can have some and then I'll watch that hannibal show, sounds like something I might like

Battery Bits
07-16-2015, 10:25 PM
LMAO!

I don't want you to suck dick with me LOL, it was just a throw away reference and I didn't actually mean it in any sucking dick way

Good! :smile:

I'd tag-team some girl with you tho. Imagine that!?!?!

Hot as fuck.


Guess what I got too?

my weed guy popped round about 10 mins ago

So if I can stop posting for 5mins I can have some and then I'll watch that hannibal show, sounds like something I might like

Luckyyyyyy. :) I'm smoking a jib right now as I type this, still watching nature documentaries.

Some of the footage on this is absolutely amazing. Hope you enjoy your ganj. :)

I highly highly recommend Hannibal. It's wicked good, let me know what you think!

I'm gonna start True Detective pretty soon.

Lisa Battery
07-16-2015, 10:30 PM
Good! :smile:

I'd tag-team some girl with you tho. Imagine that!?!?!

Hot as fuck.



Luckyyyyyy. :) I'm smoking a jib right now as I type this, still watching nature documentaries.

Some of the footage on this is absolutely amazing. Hope you enjoy your ganj. :)

I highly highly recommend Hannibal. It's wicked good, let me know what you think!

I'm gonna start True Detective pretty soon.

i'm all up to date witn True Detective I have the Hannibal first episode ready to go now, am just going to roll one and maybe make one more post at SM and then do that

Lisa Battery
07-16-2015, 10:31 PM
P.S.

i've had 3 sums of all combinations

Plug Drugs
07-17-2015, 02:26 PM
make a baby out of all that food

Plug Drugs
07-17-2015, 02:26 PM
take in a man's cum

cag
07-17-2015, 07:07 PM
jack, plug slug will suck your dick

send him a bus ticket from swampville to boston then pimp him out at fag bars

Battery Bits
07-17-2015, 07:18 PM
That's alot of work for some dome, cag.

Lisa Battery
07-17-2015, 07:57 PM
That's alot of work for some dome, cag.

It's the only way they know how to get some

Battery Bits
07-17-2015, 09:30 PM
I refuse to pay for sex...

...anymore. :smile:

Half the fun is swooning girls. By being a nice, honest, legitimately attentive guy, and a good friend.

You know my situations better than anybody. :smile:

Then they all go home to their boyfriends... :break:

It's killing me, kinda. I always catch feels like a simp... and they just use me for my epic cock and cunnilingus skills. :smile:

Lisa Battery
07-17-2015, 09:49 PM
Yeah but a couple of those girls are just using you for drugs or whatever they get out of you on payday and preying on your kind nature and I don't think they actually give two shits about you less than their "boyfriends" anyway based on what you told me, and one was more of a friend and one was a junky or something like that

Anyway I don't really know or care

Battery Bits
07-17-2015, 09:56 PM
Rock on, you pretty much nailed it tho. :smile:
Shutting up now.