Cag

[majorcum]

I'm getting my life together for you http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/22/b04f90351ae36d1f358f36b476cbe451.jpg

[urkles girlfriend]

why are you living in a shitty motel? holy shit

[majorcum]

I was told by my doctors if I didn't get the right food in me I was dead very soon and my mom was still being a god tier lisa so I said fuck it I'm Steve Yelle

[majorcum]

I'm trying to find something for $100 a week near my sister's so I can see my nieces a/d e/d and also to win your heart but I can wait until after jon take your time

[urkles girlfriend]

just rent an apartment

[majorcum]

I need to be able to afford it I can do $100a week but right now I gotta look for them I might also live in a van which is what I'd rather do so I can visit you and jon while you're sleeping

[majorcum]

And I can sleep in my van until you wake up!!!

[majorcum]

I'm eating and exercising then I'm gonna smoke a cigarette then read the bible so don't feel like you need to reply the last thing I wanna do is use technology where is Jehovah josh

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... dear major ass cum. you're 28 and thinking about molesting your nieces. you will die in the gutter.

[majorcum]

I'm in just my underwear and socks right now I wish I got a smoking room

[urkles girlfriend]

why dont you just move back into your moms and save up for a bit?

[urkles girlfriend]

then move into a cheap place or rent a room from another healthnut/stoner/autist

[urkles girlfriend]

got to be tons of stoners in rhode island.

[urkles girlfriend]

penis if if you will,
send a lovely girl that you can thrill

One that loves my kisses and my arms
One with all the charm of youu

Penis make her fair
A lovely girl with sunlight in her hair
And take the brighest stars up in the sky and put them in her eyes for meee

PENIS, Goddess of love that you are.
PENISS, Goddess of love that you AAARRRE

Penis
Penis
My penis
Your penis
Penis
Your penis
My penis
Ooh

[Lisa Battery]

It's not bad advice she's giving you

You are not going to be able to wrest cag away from jon by getting a hotel room for a couple of nights and saying "look cag, I'm getting my shit together"

LOL

It's a cute and sad gesture though

[majorcum]

I am doing this for cag and it will work also I hate my mom too much just ask jj I am loving this right now just went for a walk and got a bagel and coffee to celebrate judaism

[majorcum]

I wanna move in with monde

[Autistic Spectrum]

your mother is worried sick right now

[majorcum]

yeah she is wish she woulda started when the docs said I was going to die soon if I didn't get the right food

[majorcum]

actually wish she started 28 years ago

[majorcum]

I'm gonna go smoke a bowl in the middle of the open where everyone can see me like I do all the time because I own

[maks]

wouldn't it be cheaper to stay at your mom's house and just buy your own food

[majorcum]

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Fapping at babes walking by

[maks]

also if you want to impress a girl don;'t be 28 and still bitching about your mom's cooking

[majorcum]

I hate my mom and her cooking and I'm gonna win cag's demon heart deal with it maps

[maks]

you couldn't handle a party girl. I'm not even sure jon can, and he's lightyears beyond you

[majorcum]

you're wrong but that's ok

[majorcum]

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Best date ever for a beautiful horse lady I will also get sugar cubes

[majorcum]

my niece loves horses

[maks]

guarantee if you went on even one date with cag your jealousy and insecurity would drive you up a wall and you'd flip your shit on her like elz did to gush. hell you'd probably even do that to a regular girl.

[urkles girlfriend]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/22/6c580b9dc02c5b25966215f4a0cf9bbb.jpg

Best date ever for a beautiful horse lady I will also get sugar cubes

mary mother of god i haven't smoked since october. i gave up weed for jon

[urkles girlfriend]

looks a bit dried out tbh

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag's vagina looks a bit dried out tbh

[urkles girlfriend]

Its very hot in texas

[majorcum]

guarantee if you went on even one date with cag your jealousy and insecurity would drive you up a wall and you'd flip your shit on her like elz did to gush. hell you'd probably even do that to a regular girl.
fund our bet and you're on

[majorcum]

looks a bit dried out tbh
lol learn 2 weed bro why give up weed when it makes exercising and healthy eating and motivation all pain free

[urkles girlfriend]

jon is going to punish me if i go on a date with another man

[majorcum]

also my key card didn't work cause I put it in and it is shitty but I knew if I just waited a sec it'd reset jon would get all mad and go to the counter because he isn't actually smart or good at technology

[Autistic Spectrum]

jon is going to punish me if i go on a date with another man

it's fine if he's from rubynet jon will be cool abot it

[majorcum]

plus it's me so nothing would happen anyway and you get to smoke with me since we'll smoke and climb the texas mountains

[majorcum]

we'll get high jon too and go rock climbing

[urkles girlfriend]

um there are no mountains in texas lol

[majorcum]

mountains of weed I bring with me

[urkles girlfriend]

and its hot and extremely humid.

[majorcum]

we will wear ice clothes I have EVERYTHING taken care of

[urkles girlfriend]

bring me plug drug's skin

[majorcum]

I will bring you him alive so he's fresh cause it's not like he could take you and he wouldn't fight it anyway lmao

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... OMG your panties are dripping wet with juices.

[majorcum]

I'm not wearing those right now I only have male clothes unfortunately

[urkles girlfriend]

lets just go to minnasota and pull him out of his car, breaking his knee caps with a bat while he pleads for mercy

[majorcum]

we could visit rootbeer and also drive by camorons house while he looks out his window with a tear in his eye wow mean

[urkles girlfriend]

camoron is happily settled in with his girlfriend. he's been in a relationship for like a year.

[majorcum]

I'm so happy I don't even want a person in my life in any way and don't end up murdered in my sleep just to get my dick wet

[Lisa Battery]

mary mother of god i haven't smoked since october. i gave up weed for jon

No man is better than weed.

[Lisa Battery]

"Party girl"

LMAO

I don't imagine maks goes to many parties, nor does cag.

get a grip you loser shut ins, you are not party people

[maks]

fund our bet and you're on

you're my friend (sort of) and this would wreck you, so no, I'll continue advising against it.

[majorcum]

how about you buy me a trap for a night so I can completely get over cag

[maks]

how about you buy me a trap for a night so I can completely get over cag

that I can do.

text 401-952-9642

tell her to bill my paypal

here's some pictures
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[Lisa Battery]

you're my friend (sort of) and this would wreck you, so no, I'll continue advising against it.

Maks you do not know how to be an actual friend to someone

You see stevey as your bitch to make do whatever you give a passing fancy to have done

[maks]

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she's bringing sexy back

[majorcum]

no that face I literally need 100% female looking either way I can't do it yet I'll let you know though tyvm I just wanna do my sit ups and downs a bit more first

[Lisa Battery]

gee I wish I was maks' friend and he would buy me traps to fuck for a night

Because I'm not paying them

They can pay me if anything

[maks]

alright take your pick

http://providence.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts

but no more than 100 kisses per hh I'm not made of money

[majorcum]

they would pay you to leave lisa

[majorcum]

what kind of secret hooker code is that

[maks]

what kind of secret hooker code is that

they're not allowed to ask for money in exchange for sex ALL DONATIONS ARE FOR COMPANIONSHIP ONLY AND WHATEVER HAPPENS BETWEEN CONSCENTING ADULTS IS NONE OF LEO'S BUSINESS

[majorcum]

oh cool ok let me see how I feel in a few weeks I'm not joking about my health definitely can't do this now I looked at some thankfully I didn't find any that would make me risk dying right away one looked like it could be aber's brother

[majorcum]

do you think they'd get on tinychat with me

[maks]

unfortunately there's not a lot of selection in a tiny state like rhode island, I'd suggest you have a few drinks first and dim the lights

[maks]

do you think they'd get on tinychat with me

probably not but they'll text back and forth all fucking night, I love to get stoned and lead them on, make them miss appointments and shit

[maks]

they hate it when you try to barter

[majorcum]

lmao mean and luckily for me I don't need sex bad enough to not be able to wait for a dime piece I'm not link I can't fuck Dennis rodman

[Lisa Battery]

they would pay you to leave lisa

No we will be best friends and do girly things and they can teach me how to be a lady and I'll suck their dick.

[majorcum]

they hate it when you try to barter
lol'd gonna jew down the price of some trap dick

[majorcum]

lisa I would make a better trap than all these people wanna do that w/ me minus the last part

[maks]

lol'd gonna jew down the price of some trap dick

they might give rimjobs for a living but damn it they have their pride and the price is the price

[Lisa Battery]

lisa I would make a better trap than all these people wanna do that w/ me minus the last part

Yeah but stevey.... i don't want to play up in your bum hole

[majorcum]

I won't haggle the price also leaving the door unlocked and naked lets see if a hoy chick opens the door

[urkles girlfriend]

whats a hoy

[urkles girlfriend]

I just took a giant dump, Stevey. It was marvelous

[majorcum]

I'm leaving a $6.21 tip but I forgot about tips so sorry about the rest of the hotels not like I even touched the room I float

[majorcum]

that's all I have for cash idk I'll tip this one time

[majorcum]

I'm about to walk 8 miles just like Lisa and EMINEM

[urkles girlfriend]

holyshit. thats like half a days trip. listen to david bowie on your way back

[majorcum]

heard a guy rapping when I was going to get ice

[majorcum]

no I'm listening to 8ball and mjg two songs the first episode and 9 little millimeta boys that's it

[urkles girlfriend]

stop listening to crap

[majorcum]

get more generic have jon help with that

[urkles girlfriend]

jon isn't generic he is the love of my life!!!!

[majorcum]

plain paper O.O

[majorcum]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[urkles girlfriend]

hi stevey

[majorcum]

dude my family is insane I am booking a full week hotel tomorrow I got four hours sleep at the hotel last night and loved it I think the cleaning lady when she knocked knew I was fapping

[urkles girlfriend]

omg

[majorcum]

they definitely don't have cameras I'm pretty sure that's the one I'll be going back to tomorrow need a better window though

[urkles girlfriend]

your going to frighten the maids with those horse shaped cocks

[majorcum]

what

[majorcum]

oh stfu

[majorcum]

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[majorcum]

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[Lisa Battery]

Right.

What are you doing about finding your forever home today stevey?

[majorcum]

I am hopeful getting a chromebook tomoro to start looking I'm walked so many miles holy shit o am in going to die and be so healthy from all thisb

[majorcum]

also I walked through a lightning storm it was awesome as fuck

[majorcum]

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four dollars.....ugh

[maks]

don't buy a chromebook you can get a cheap windows laptop for roughly the same price with a real operating system that can run real software

[maks]

and if you really want to you can install chrome os on it

[majorcum]

well I gotta see what's at best buy tomorow I don't have a choice only what's available in store is my choice

[majorcum]

I was hoping to install 10 on the chromebook or just throw it away with the rest of my google stuff after I get a 10 laptop

[majorcum]

will I get charged if I take the soap and shampoo and coffee they chagred me so much to stay here that should all be for the taking right ?

[maks]

you're going to pay like almost twice as much at best buy as you would on newegg or tigerdirect, and no hotels don't charge for soap but don't dare open the minibar or you'll pay more than the price of renting the room for a couple of candy bars and a 6 ounce bottle of water

[maks]

in fact you can almost certainly get away with taking most of the towels, they don't count them the maids don't give a fuck

[majorcum]

can I use perk tv since there's free wifi or do they charge if I stream videos from 3 devices lol I am so new to life can you believe ruby lives through me of all people

[majorcum]

I won't take the towels and I can't wait for online cause I gotta find somewhere to live fasssssssst

[majorcum]

gonna drink a lot of coffee wait where is the sugar wtf

[majorcum]

oh I got it

[majorcum]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/24/60d20889b54b190d095b226c9a838672.jpg

playing gta online irl going around buying all the apartments with my money a hacker gave me

[Lisa Battery]

I am hopeful getting a chromebook tomoro to start looking I'm walked so many miles holy shit o am in going to die and be so healthy from all thisb

lol

[majorcum]

Tapatalk is running like shit gonna use perk tv and make money while I'm here until they charge me 99990000000909 dollars for using perk tv here

[Lisa Battery]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/24/60d20889b54b190d095b226c9a838672.jpg

playing gta online irl going around buying all the apartments with my money a hacker gave me

I want hacker money too

Who's the hacker?

Hack attack $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$&&&&$$

[maks]

why didn't you just stay at your mom's house and buy your own food it would have cost you less to feed yourself for a week than you're paying for one night at a hotel

[urkles girlfriend]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/24/60d20889b54b190d095b226c9a838672.jpg

playing gta online irl going around buying all the apartments with my money a hacker gave me

how can you let yourself suffer like this?. that coffee isn't fit for human consumption.

[majorcum]

how can you let yourself suffer like this?. that coffee isn't fit for human consumption.
I tried it but I need a lot of milk and sugar with my coffee so idk if it was good or not but no coffee to me is good without at least 8 sugar and milk this is bullshit drinks ng it cause it's healthy tho

why didn't you just stay at your mom's house and buy your own food it would have cost you less to feed yourself for a week than you're paying for one night at a hotel

[majorcum]

because my mom is lisa without the ability to even realize she's got all the problems

[Lisa Battery]

because my mom is lisa without the ability to even realize she's got all the problems

I'm not your fucking mum or her problems

I've got my own stupid bitch mum with her own problems

And you are fucking far from problem free yourself stevey

[majorcum]

my point exactly she's like that

[Lisa Battery]

Does she beat you with a stick like I'm about to?

[majorcum]

no she didn't hear the doctors say I was going to die soon if I didn't get the right foods

[Lisa Battery]

I see....

So she dropped you on your head

Well don't worry so much, you're gonna be ok stevey, you're gonna be ok and then one day you will die

[majorcum]

I don't plan on dying

[Lisa Battery]

I don't plan on dying

Yeah doesn't involve planning.... except for that one plan I had to go out to the state forest and.... I'm saying too much, I'll be plug drugs if I finish this sentence

[majorcum]

I saw some really fat lady with super swollen legs in a wheel chair using her feet, at wal mart of course

[majorcum]

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Precious is here also chromebook

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/25/ba15e9454f762e544cfc221018b5fd90.jpg

[urkles girlfriend]

I saw some really fat lady with super swollen legs in a wheel chair using her feet, at wal mart of course

They are all over texas. Fatties who eat themselves to death

[urkles girlfriend]

Stop putting 8 pacjets of sugar in your coffees. Get your sugars from fruits because at least you're getting fiber and vitamins

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... get your welfare joo bucks from rape insurance fraud.

[majorcum]

I drink coffee less than once a month and less than that usually don't worry

and tapatalk on chromebook is skinny like a phone app lol and no dark mode and wow I need that windows 10

[majorcum]

I should suggest fat lady in wheelchair who uses her feet to accelerate to the happy wheels devs