just booked an appointment for a mobile spa.

[urkles girlfriend]

because i can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UedaJPNGzoo

[majorcum]

spapatalk

[urkles girlfriend]

After all this homemaking i need a back massage

[lnopia the great]

cag is actually filming a scene for that massage porn series with the magic sex pheremones

[urkles girlfriend]

Lies all lies

[lnopia the great]

FuckedHard28.com

[urkles girlfriend]

jon would never approve. he'd probably kick me out. id have to live in a dumpster, one near mcdonalds because they have wifi

[majorcum]

spath holemaking

[Autistic Spectrum]

don't invenst your rape money just widdle it away on stupid shit

[urkles girlfriend]

i cant have one super awesome back massage sheesh

[urkles girlfriend]

your psychologist girlfriend must feel depressed and neglected

[Lisa Battery]

She's a social worker

Not a psychologist

[urkles girlfriend]

how do you know that?

[urkles girlfriend]

dp who is your girlfriend and what does she do for a living aside from rationing your calories

[Lisa Battery]

how do you know that?

i have a file on dp because I'm going to fuck and murder him

[urkles girlfriend]

oh shit.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag and lisa best friends

[urkles girlfriend]

hi dp

[urkles girlfriend]

good of you to join the discussion.

[Lisa Battery]

i keep it locked away in my brain with all the other files

It's a scattered untidy system but I will still fuck and murder him one day

[majorcum]

let cag get felt up by a stranger without almost any chance of danger for once guys wow

[urkles girlfriend]

A woman touches my pussy every 4 weeks with hot wax

[urkles girlfriend]

i went for the longest time without getting a wax and he practically drove me there.

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... Cag's Masseuse.



http://i.imgur.com/KKU2gOn.jpg

[urkles girlfriend]

it will either be a gay man or a female that gives handjobs. she doesn't have to do that in my apartment. i just want the massage

[urkles girlfriend]

jon doesn't trust the gays either.

[majorcum]

jon fucking sucks

[urkles girlfriend]

every morning i thank my darling husband for making the sun come up

[majorcum]

his ears keep gravity in check

[urkles girlfriend]

his ears are beautiful.

[urkles girlfriend]

i kiss them all the time.

[majorcum]

nobody is buying that

[urkles girlfriend]

its true. i wouldn't change anything about him. :love:

[majorcum]

what if it wasn't about his money

[urkles girlfriend]

he can just have my money. ^_^

[majorcum]

I better be next in line is all I'm saying