I hope o get a room where o can see the pool LOL also I should stand in front of the ladder and say it's closed...........,

[majorcum]

I hope o get a room where o can see the pool LOL also I should stand in front of the ladder and say it's closed...........,

[maks]

actual view from the sliding glass door in my living room

http://i.imgur.com/sDz0mOl.jpg

[maks]

the pool looks a lot closer irl

[majorcum]

why are you also at a hotel and what's the fee

[maks]

It's a condo. $1200/mo.

[Lisa Battery]

Well who's paying my rent today?

[maks]

hey look lisa trying to jump into a conversation that has nothing to do with her

[majorcum]

give me uhhhhh do math I'll take less than $400 mobth of space but still pay $400

[majorcum]

can I scream there I'm louder than ruby and pirate steve combined and it's due time the world knew this

[maks]

anyway stevey if you ever get an apartment, buy your furniture from estate sales, rich motherfuckers die and their families sell their $1000 kitchen tables for $150 it's fucking awesome everything in my condo came from million dollar houses and I spent less than you would for shitty ikea crap

[majorcum]

Lisa why aren't you using perk tv to show these people you're at least making an effort to life

[majorcum]

they will help me because I'm willing to be homeless to make it in life and none of them even had to do that you just stay in all day posting on forums like how the rest of us all did when we were 13

[majorcum]

just kidding sometimes it's hard to get my humor in text I know

[Lisa Battery]

Lisa why aren't you using perk tv to show these people you're at least making an effort to life

I don't know what perk tv is

But can you find tim for me I need him to pay my rent

[maks]

This is the house where I got my kitchen and bedroom sets, I spent $300 it was probably more like $3000 new and it's still in great shape because rich motherfuckers take care of their shit

http://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/Cheshire-CT/2103462054_zpid/24056_rid/800000-10000000_price/3001-37518_mp/featured_sort/41.612875,-72.77876,41.398702,-73.036938_rect/11_zm/

[maks]

luckily there's a lot of rich old people in connecticut and they die all the time

[maks]

actually stevey there's guys who go to these things for a living, they buy shit up and sell it at the flea market or on craigslist, I could totally see you doing that

[majorcum]

luckily I can get to ct in less than five minutes I will try to learn how to find that kinda stuff ahead of time for when it's time to actually do it I hope to get a chromebook as soon as someone can take me to get it then I hope I can install Windows 10 on it

[majorcum]

that's so I can research from the hotel to make sense of that post

[Lisa Battery]

I have to spread around more reputation before repping stevey again

So I'll just neg maks instead

[maks]

all the rich person sales are on www.estatesales.net

you might find some good ones on craigslist but they're few and far between usually it's all shitty little tag sales where people are selling off their old baby clothes and crap

[urkles girlfriend]

anyway stevey if you ever get an apartment, buy your furniture from estate sales, rich motherfuckers die and their families sell their $1000 kitchen tables for $150 it's fucking awesome everything in my condo came from million dollar houses and I spent less than you would for shitty ikea crap

We're getting a house soon.. :) this is good to know since Jon and I shop at Ikea

[urkles girlfriend]

God I hate ikea.

[majorcum]

tyvm

[maks]

We're getting a house soon.. :) this is good to know since Jon and I shop at Ikea

all the stuff at my old place was cheap crap from ikea and walmart and it broke constantly, even if I was paying the full price for good stuff it would end up being cheaper in the long run because it'll outlast me

also it would have been a nightmare to move all that particle board junk so I left it behind, fresh starts and all that

[maks]

the rich people estate sales are usually put on by professional estate sale companies so they take debit cards and have delivery guys and shit which is good because I'm not going to fit furniture in my volkswagen golf

[maks]

stevey add me on steam http://steamcommunity.com/id/christpuncher/

[majorcum]

I will from whatever laptop I get I can't do serious chat on faggot android

[maks]

just do it I'm all coked up and you're the chattiest person I know so it probably wouldn't be a one sided conversation for once

[maks]

actually do it in 15 minutes I need to hit the liquor store

[Lisa Battery]

just do it I'm all coked up and you're the chattiest person I know so it probably wouldn't be a one sided conversation for once

Maks on crack

AGAIN

[maks]

crack is for poor people lisa, like meth. I'm successful I snort coke.

I tried crack like 7 or 8 years ago I wasn't impressed it only lasts like 2 minutes and it tastes like burning plastic and burns the fuck out of your throat. as far as I'm concerned crack is a waste of cocaine.

[Lisa Battery]

crack is for poor people lisa, like meth. I'm successful I snort coke.

I tried crack like 7 or 8 years ago I wasn't impressed it only lasts like 2 minutes and it tastes like burning plastic and burns the fuck out of your throat. as far as I'm concerned crack is a waste of cocaine.
Yeah I've never had crack

I've had cocaine though but never paid for it

Never bought meth ever nor do I take it so cut the crap crack head

[maks]

yeah you've never done meth you just lived with a meth dealer for a month, I buy that

[maks]

I would have tried meth if it was available in connecticut, back in my experimental days I was determined to try everything I could get my hands on at least once (except heroin, never wanted to touch heroin I was afraid I would like it)

[Lisa Battery]

I would have tried meth if it was available in connecticut, back in my experimental days I was determined to try everything I could get my hands on at least once (except heroin, never wanted to touch heroin I was afraid I would like it)
I tried heroin and yep feels good.

never wanted to be a junky though so also never bought any or actually gone to seek it out.

Yeah I'm a bit the same as in I always wanted to try these things just to know what they feel like

But I'm a pot head and one genuine drug habit is enough for me (not that pot is a hard drug), I'm not a weekly crack head like you.

[maks]

once a week is recreational lisa if I was an addict I'd be doing it all the time I wouldn't be able to help myself I'd be like plug drugs

[maks]

it's no different than going to the bar every weekend

[Lisa Battery]

It's not the same

It's hards drugs

You're not actually getting sharper for it, you're nicer than usual on it lol but you're getting dumber when you're not on it.

just saying.

[maks]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_K._Alexander#1995_WHO_cocaine_research_project

"Part of the study's findings were "that occasional cocaine use does not typically lead to severe or even minor physical or social problems.""

[Lisa Battery]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_K._Alexander#1995_WHO_cocaine_research_project

"Part of the study's findings were "that occasional cocaine use does not typically lead to severe or even minor physical or social problems.""
Occasional use means like once every 3 months or so, not weekly maks.

[maks]

I use it like acid, I explore a different side of myself and adopt some of those traits when I'm sober. it enriches me.

[maks]

besides if I cared about shit messing up my health I would quit smoking

[Lisa Battery]

Lol

Well just know that weekly use would actually fall into the "regular use" category.

[maks]

it's not weekly. it's only on fridays, not every single friday.

[Lisa Battery]

I'm trying to cut down and quit ciggies because my COPD is getting worse and worse

[maks]

and I do half what a typical person would in a night because if I do $80 I stay up until 10am the next day and ruin my saturday

[Lisa Battery]

it's not weekly. it's only on fridays, not every single friday.

lol

Doesn't matter what day of the week it is.

[Lisa Battery]

and I do half what a typical person would in a night because if I do $80 I stay up until 10am the next day and ruin my saturday

A typical person doesn't have any at all.

Anyway I'm not going to lecture you all through your buzz, I'm going to have a bath.

[maks]

lol

Doesn't matter what day of the week it is.

I know retard but it's not every week, and if I only ever do it on fridays it won't affect my work and won't turn into a regular habit

[maks]

A typical person doesn't have any at all.

Anyway I'm not going to lecture you all through your buzz, I'm going to have a bath.

you're the last person who should be lecturing me about anything

[Lisa Battery]

you're the last person who should be lecturing me about anything

Well I'm the only who will and I'm not stupid or ignorant about these things.

[Lisa Battery]

I know retard but it's not every week, and if I only ever do it on fridays it won't affect my work and won't turn into a regular habit

Ok

[majorcum]

sorry for leaving you with lisa dude but I hit the gym and walked up and down four flights of stairs and went for walks and smoked weed now I gotta walk the stairs again to smoke a cigarette there's elevators but whatever man I am in so much pain and still taking the stairs you should hire me anyway sorry again but oh man now I'm tired but I'm booked until next Saturday for hotels so I'm good to make hilarious posts until then my heart literally hurts I have three heart problems at least

[majorcum]

a few times I walked the hallways between flights and I walked here in a lightning storm and holy fuck I am amazing

[Lisa Battery]

sorry for leaving you with lisa dude but I hit the gym and walked up and down four flights of stairs and went for walks and smoked weed now I gotta walk the stairs again to smoke a cigarette there's elevators but whatever man I am in so much pain and still taking the stairs you should hire me anyway sorry again but oh man now I'm tired but I'm booked until next Saturday for hotels so I'm good to make hilarious posts until then my heart literally hurts I have three heart problems at least
Not that maks possesses any humility enough to admit it

But maks and I both love being frenemies.

Maks <3 :rl:

[maks]

we're not frenemies that implies I care whether you live or die and I really don't

[maks]

These guys care lots
http://www.supermensa.org/forums/showthread.php?10645-Hey-remember-me

[Lisa Battery]

we're not frenemies that implies I care whether you live or die and I really don't

It implies nothing of the sort but I'll read that as if you actually had the capacity for feelings and you love me

[Lisa Battery]

These guys care lots
http://www.supermensa.org/forums/showthread.php?10645-Hey-remember-me

Lol I love nuffy

[majorcum]

I promote Sutter Kain music - I fuck up. I play video games - I fuck up. I try to love someone more than my whole life - I fuck up.

Signature will be temporarily down with the Klown.

[Lisa Battery]

I feel shame