Well I need a stiff coffee

[Lisa Battery]

5am ish sleep

Awake at 11am..... getting there.

TTFN

[urkles girlfriend]

I wake up at 7:30 in the morning everyday. I would stay up late, but Jon expects coffee and breakfast. If breakfast isn't served, he gets grumpy.

[Lisa Battery]

Yeah that's why I'm gonna have a man bitch with balls

To make me god damn coffee while I stay in bed

See you got it round the wrong way cag

But I tell you what, you're like a million percent better with with jon than anytime I've ever known of you

I have a mushy mush putty in my evil hands and I'm just like "awww man bitch" just want to rub the mushy mush all over me, so I'll just get him out here to do my evil bidding and have my way

That's how you treat them cag, then you get them to make you coffee

[Battery Bits]

I can't wait to take care of you my darling.
Let me give you all my love.

[Lisa Battery]

Hook, line and sinker.

See cag?

Man slave.

Lol ;) luv ya Donny xoxo

[Battery Bits]

Love you Lisa.
You're my queen and I'm your knight.
Let me make you coffee; all day and night. :smile:
xoxoxoxo
Hey that rhymed.
Let's spit doap raps then fuck.
And let me do the dishes then fuck.
:heart:
lol.

[Lisa Battery]

LOL!

i don't rap and I'm teaching cag some dominate trix so you just do my dishes

<3
Xoxo

[Lisa Battery]

it's ok, he likes it and he knows I love him

They WILL do anything you want cag and don't forget it

[Lisa Battery]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-mirsWAztw

[Lisa Battery]

I'll make a proper monster out of you yet cag

I think you need it

You need the cat power

[cag]

I'll make a proper monster out of you yet cag

I think you need it

You need the cat power

You killed your cat you stupid meth junkie

[cag]

I'll make a proper monster out of you yet cag

I think you need it

You need the cat power

You killed your cat you stupid meth junkie

[Lisa Battery]

*YAWN*

[majorcum]

I slept for four hours then walked 10 miles and have been doing that amount give or take a bit for about a week now you guys should get healthy some time physically for lisa and mentally for cag lol lisa is winning for best life right now even though cag is happy being a 1950's slavewife as long as she's happy w. it then who cares good for her still you could just be in prison or captured in war etc to live the same life

[Lisa Battery]

I'm watching Donny sleep on cam now

That's not creepy or super gay is it?

[Lisa Battery]

I skype called him earlier today when I was really hungry and angry to tell him off for something and I launched into yelling at him and I just heard this other guy laughing at him "You're getting dumped on skype HAHAHAHAHA!"

And then his friend tried to cyber fuck me

[Lisa Battery]

I'm watching Donny sleep on cam now

That's not creepy or super gay is it?
OMG the CUTEST fucking thing just happened

He's fast asleep and I'm creeping on him watching him sleep, he's been asleep for quite some time now

Anyway he just half kind of stirred and sleep talked LOL! he goes "mmmm yeah baby..... yeah mmmm baby.... you win baby, you win. I go to cage land" and then fast back to sleep he goes

LMAO

'Cage land'

Poor sweety, I'm trying to be very quiet and laughing into my pillow LOL!

[Battery Bits]

:heart:
That was amazing.
"Call ended, duration 4:56:57"
I shut right off, watching you watch that movie.
You can watch me sleep anytime. :swoon:
Incredible night.
xoxoxoxoxo

[majorcum]

wow this is amazing true love happening here at rubynet

[Lisa Battery]

:heart:
That was amazing.
"Call ended, duration 4:56:57"
I shut right off, watching you watch that movie.
You can watch me sleep anytime. :swoon:
Incredible night.
xoxoxoxoxo

Watching you sleep was hours of fun cage boy.

Xoxo

<3 ya

[Lisa Battery]

wow this is amazing true love happening here at rubynet

Lol

[Battery Bits]

Watching you sleep was hours of fun cage boy.

Xoxo

<3 ya

That was incredible. :smile:

Hope you liked it.

It was nice getting all comfy with you and watching you watch a movie.

I could get used to that. :heart:

I woke up to see almost a 5-hour duration LOL. Such a nice relaxing day with you.

xoxoxoxox

[Lisa Battery]

That was incredible. :smile:

Hope you liked it.

It was nice getting all comfy with you and watching you watch a movie.

I could get used to that. :heart:

I woke up to see almost a 5-hour duration LOL. Such a nice relaxing day with you.

xoxoxoxoxI fell asleep and woke up to you sleep talking something, I don't know what you said though but only the top of your head was in frame and I went "huh? What? You awake?" You didn't stir so I closed it and went back to sleep

Just get your ass here

[Battery Bits]

I'm on it darlin. :heart:

[Lisa Battery]

Too late

I've already had like 3 cups of chai tea

[Battery Bits]

Nice. I'm having Strawberry Hi-C.
Just drank a whole bunch of coffee at my gram's.
Seriously how cute is it that we can sleep gazing into each other's eyes. :swoon:
We must've talked for like 14 hours yesterday, 9-10 on cam. :heart:
So chill and fun.
I'm down for that always.

[Lisa Battery]

Nice. I'm having Strawberry Hi-C.
Just drank a whole bunch of coffee at my gram's.
Seriously how cute is it that we can sleep gazing into each other's eyes. :swoon:
We must've talked for like 14 hours yesterday, 9-10 on cam. :heart:
So chill and fun.
I'm down for that always.lol

I was put on the spot when I called to yell at you and didn't know you were sitting next to a mate.

yeah I'm about to have a shower and then try to monopolise your love

<3

[majorcum]

why did you yell at him omg

[Lisa Battery]

why did you yell at him omg

Because he was a bad boy

[Battery Bits]

lol

I was put on the spot when I called to yell at you and didn't know you were sitting next to a mate.

yeah I'm about to have a shower and then try to monopolise your love

<3

I forgive you baby. :wink:

You already monopolize my love.

Let me thaw that icy heart. :heart:

[majorcum]

don't be a bad boy!!!

[Lisa Battery]

lol

[Lisa Battery]

Sometimes he could just blink wrong you know

Because.... well I'm crazy.

[majorcum]

with no interest in getting better aka the perfect life partner

[Lisa Battery]

I actually don't have a choice who I fall for

[Lisa Battery]

He had designs on me

and somehow cracked this nut

*shrug*