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maks
07-27-2015, 05:28 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CAOKC5x.jpg

maks
07-27-2015, 05:28 PM
a crackhead with Obama's monkey ears

maks
07-27-2015, 05:29 PM
dem dsl's

http://i.imgur.com/WAZtryE.jpg

majorcum
07-27-2015, 05:29 PM
elz funnily enough has quite a set of ears also that guy looks more normal than elz even in that 80's stove light screen cap of a snuff film

maks
07-27-2015, 05:30 PM
nigga stole my car stereo

http://i.imgur.com/En853gU.jpg

majorcum
07-27-2015, 05:50 PM
ceaser ivan quinn

maks
07-27-2015, 05:56 PM
fucker looks like an extra from breaking bad

maks
07-27-2015, 05:56 PM
that neanderthal brow is a sign of high intelligence you see a lot of really smart people with his bone structure

majorcum
07-27-2015, 06:52 PM
like lisa

maks
07-27-2015, 06:53 PM
now that you mention it yes

majorcum
07-27-2015, 07:03 PM
lol

majorcum
07-27-2015, 07:03 PM
just kidding lisa in case you're reading these posts in a murder mood I love you

maks
07-27-2015, 07:05 PM
you can tell immediately when you look at lisa "here is a woman with two degrees who is way smarter than everyone else"

http://i.imgur.com/qtRBegd.jpg

Battery Bits
07-27-2015, 07:09 PM
LOL you guys are mental.

Lisa knows I'm dreamy. :heart:

I love her too bud. :smile:

She's a lucky gal and is loved.

I'm not a crackhead no 'mo. LOL.

maks
07-27-2015, 07:15 PM
you should have a look at the other guys that lisa thought were dreamy before you go and take that as a compliment

Lisa Battery
07-27-2015, 07:21 PM
nigga stole my car stereo

http://i.imgur.com/En853gU.jpg
LOL!

Oh I'll catch that one and punish him for you

Lisa Battery
07-27-2015, 07:28 PM
LOL! Maks stop.

He's really fucking lovely to me ok? And he's not so stupid, he was onto me the minute I stepped near him in spite of everyone else being a fucktarded moron sheeple

Also without his actual cares and attentiveness I'm sure I would have gone off the deep end about Jazz.

Like I've gotten to know the guy really well ok? And look, he may never actually get here but I love him, he's a big old sweetheart, that's all he is is a big fucking sweetheart who is like a Yin to my raging Yang.

Unlike you he has a huge heart maks so please don't hurt his feelings, I can manage that all by myself but he's a sweet guy and doesn't deserve the shit ok? And just think, poor bastard is in my hands so he is already suffering enough ok?

I love him.

maks
07-27-2015, 07:35 PM
lisayou act like you've never found a lonely messed up guy on the internet, gotten him infatuated with you, and then destroyed him before. this is old news, I couldn't give half a fuck so save the walls of text

Battery Bits
07-27-2015, 07:36 PM
:heart:
Tell 'em hun.
I love you right back.
I shan't be destroyed.

maks
07-27-2015, 07:37 PM
:heart:
Tell 'em hun.
I love you right back.
I shan't be destroyed.

Lisa Battery
07-27-2015, 07:43 PM
lisayou act like you've never found a lonely messed up guy on the internet, gotten him infatuated with you, and then destroyed him before. this is old news, I couldn't give half a fuck so save the walls of text

Oh he's not lonely

He's got a magic charm and has plenty of chicks he uses it on... but I've inadvertently monopolised his feels... he has feels maks... And I tell you one feel he actually has for you that I lack is he respects you... I don't know why but he says he does. Poor fool. But he suckered me in, you should see him work his charm on wimenz, he's a fucking little pro.... but he's gotten himself into trouble with that with me now hasn't he? LOL

Play with MY feels sonny boy jimmys and you're a done dinner... Yummmmm.... Dinner <3

Lisa Battery
07-27-2015, 07:46 PM
:heart:
Tell 'em hun.
I love you right back.
I shan't be destroyed.;)

Oh you already are love.

But good news is I'll have you land in a better position than where I found you, you found my feels you fool <3

maks
07-27-2015, 07:46 PM
I hope this one kills you lisa

Lisa Battery
07-27-2015, 07:47 PM
I hope this one kills you lisa

Me too maks, I really do

*sigh*

Battery Bits
07-27-2015, 07:48 PM
Hey if she destroys my soul at least I gave it a try.
We very well might mend each other's soul.
Won't know until we try.

Battery Bits
07-27-2015, 07:51 PM
Me too maks, I really do

*sigh*

LOL wistfullll.

Kill you with love.
:love:

Autistic Spectrum
07-27-2015, 08:01 PM
LOL! Maks stop.

He's really fucking lovely to me ok? And he's not so stupid, he was onto me the minute I stepped near him in spite of everyone else being a fucktarded moron sheeple

Also without his actual cares and attentiveness I'm sure I would have gone off the deep end about Jazz.

Like I've gotten to know the guy really well ok? And look, he may never actually get here but I love him, he's a big old sweetheart, that's all he is is a big fucking sweetheart who is like a Yin to my raging Yang.

Unlike you he has a huge heart maks so please don't hurt his feelings, I can manage that all by myself but he's a sweet guy and doesn't deserve the shit ok? And just think, poor bastard is in my hands so he is already suffering enough ok?

I love him.
take your love and him back to where it all started,, the forum you brought these faggots from,, that;s where teh seed of your love was planted,,, and that's wher eit ccan grow and flurish u stupid cunt

Lisa Battery
07-27-2015, 08:11 PM
take your love and him back to where it all started,, the forum you brought these faggots from,, that;s where teh seed of your love was planted,,, and that's wher eit ccan grow and flurish u stupid cunt

Deeepeee

Don't.

you know I'm fucking mad about you, what would you REALLY have me do? I can't do shit with you but I swear to god I promise to fuck and murder you one day

Autistic Spectrum
07-27-2015, 08:12 PM
take your love life somewhere else lisa rubynet has been hurt too many times before

Lisa Battery
07-27-2015, 08:19 PM
take your love life somewhere else lisa rubynet has been hurt too many times before

:(

Autistic Spectrum
07-27-2015, 08:22 PM
plug drugs - almost killed himself on cam because of you

peter quinn - u killed his baby

rootbeer - you killed his penis

this guy needs to die for sure,, but do we really need to witness it,, the anser is now lisa, nobody knows or cares about this crackhead you found on the asshole of the interent, u nedd to take it somewhere else

Lisa Battery
07-27-2015, 08:25 PM
See dp this is why you will never eveN know a fraction of who I have dated and fucked with in my life

Aside from rootbeer I have not actually dated those other two

And you don't know a fucking fraction of it and I'm certainly not ever going to tell you because you are a retarded demented genius and would put me in hospital with words if I gave you half the chance

Lisa Battery
07-27-2015, 08:28 PM
So I'm just going to fuck and murder you one day because I believe in euthanasia

Autistic Spectrum
07-27-2015, 08:32 PM
you honsetly need to not have another public relationship here you narcissistic piece of shit,, this fourm is full of good hearted down to earth people who do not like to embroil themselves in the trainwreck that is your life lisa,

Lisa Battery
07-27-2015, 10:49 PM
you honsetly need to not have another public relationship here you narcissistic piece of shit,, this fourm is full of good hearted down to earth people who do not like to embroil themselves in the trainwreck that is your life lisa,

Shut up.

just because your wife can't post

majorcum
07-27-2015, 10:54 PM
if elezzzark was a meth head

urkles girlfriend
07-28-2015, 03:05 PM
who is this?

Battery Bits
07-28-2015, 03:10 PM
Me.

urkles girlfriend
07-28-2015, 03:11 PM
Post a recent selfie

Battery Bits
07-28-2015, 03:12 PM
Those.

majorcum
07-28-2015, 03:19 PM
I think marks found a random pic online

juji
07-15-2019, 12:51 AM
atleast he died

maks
07-15-2019, 05:03 AM
atleast he died

m0nde
07-15-2019, 07:50 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CAOKC5x.jpg

rip juggalo junkie prince, may your afterlife be free of psycho Aussie methheads

Autistic Spectrum
07-15-2019, 08:21 PM
plug drugs - almost killed himself on cam because of you

peter quinn - u killed his baby

rootbeer - you killed his penis

this guy needs to die for sure,, but do we really need to witness it,, the anser is now lisa, nobody knows or cares about this crackhead you found on the asshole of the interent, u nedd to take it somewhere else

i called this one