jack and lisa predictions

[urkles girlfriend]

Jack will never be able to save up to meet lisa irl and will suffer a serious mental breakdown on the forums and return to using and distributing drugs. He will have to live in a van with stevey and plug drugs

[majorcum]

get fucked jj I'm living in a Mercedes van and converting it to be fully livable and great I'm not a garbage person like them I'll stab you

[majorcum]

speaking of which where's the homeless guy monde murdered ,s body????

[majorcum]

did lisa and him get together what the fuck happened with him their love never took off from what I saw how is that possible man lisa goes through guys so fast I can't keep up thankfully jack ruby is going to fix all of that!

[Lisa Battery]

Jack will never be able to save up to meet lisa irl and will suffer a serious mental breakdown on the forums and return to using and distributing drugs. He will have to live in a van with stevey and plug drugs

Lol

[Battery Bits]

I'd say...
Next March, as planned, I go out there with a knot, take care of Lisa, blow it out the frame, and stay for a couple weeks.
Actually moving out there to work is a logistical nightmare, although I really want to.
I'd like to start my own business restoring cars, or some kinda eBay hustle out there. Enough to live 'dece.
I'll also be selling music by then. I dunno if Lisa told you, but I rap doap and play guitar. My albums are coming along sweet, and I'm already signed and have promotion.
Maybe rock some gigs out there for free beer tokens. Maybe I'll be a performance artist every year during tourist season, and be one of them human statues for tips.
I'm gonna stay until my knot of Australia money gets light, then go back to being online lovers.
I banked my first $100 on it today. Only $4900 to go! :smile:
Got a nice new job lined up in September. That's when I'll -really- start saving.
I won't have any problem getting some time off, if I tell them soon enough.
For everyone thinking I'll have a mental breakdown and bring the drama to this place, no fucking way.
I'm far too chill. It's why my overweight scrub-ass still pulls lots of women.
I'm genuinely nice, and have all the time in the world for Lisa.
It is what it is, and if she wanted to cut me loose, I'd move on amicably instead of talking shit on here.
I really enjoy our relationship tho. I know she does too.
She's an absolute dream, even when she's grouchy.
Even when she says she loves other guys or they're hawt, I sleep well knowing she has me when she wants.
It's the key to success.
Sup guys?

[majorcum]

welp

[urkles girlfriend]

welp

[Lisa Battery]

I'd say...
Next March, as planned, I go out there with a knot, take care of Lisa, blow it out the frame, and stay for a couple weeks.
Actually moving out there to work is a logistical nightmare, although I really want to.
I'd like to start my own business restoring cars, or some kinda eBay hustle out there. Enough to live 'dece.
I'll also be selling music by then. I dunno if Lisa told you, but I rap doap and play guitar. My albums are coming along sweet, and I'm already signed and have promotion.
Maybe rock some gigs out there for free beer tokens. Maybe I'll be a performance artist every year during tourist season, and be one of them human statues for tips.
I'm gonna stay until my knot of Australia money gets light, then go back to being online lovers.
I banked my first $100 on it today. Only $4900 to go! :smile:
Got a nice new job lined up in September. That's when I'll -really- start saving.
I won't have any problem getting some time off, if I tell them soon enough.
For everyone thinking I'll have a mental breakdown and bring the drama to this place, no fucking way.
I'm far too chill. It's why my overweight scrub-ass still pulls lots of women.
I'm genuinely nice, and have all the time in the world for Lisa.
It is what it is, and if she wanted to cut me loose, I'd move on amicably instead of talking shit on here.
I really enjoy our relationship tho. I know she does too.
She's an absolute dream, even when she's grouchy.
Even when she says she loves other guys or they're hawt, I sleep well knowing she has me when she wants.
It's the key to success.
Sup guys?tldr

[Battery Bits]

tldr

LOL don't be a butt.

[Lisa Battery]

If you aren't on skype right now you're dumped

[Autistic Spectrum]

yeah next march for sure,, junkies are known for there savings accounts ,, and lisa's longest relationship with anyone, online or offline has not last more than 3 months

[Autistic Spectrum]

you stupid faggots get out

[Lisa Battery]

yeah next march for sure,, junkies are known for there savings accounts ,, and lisa's longest relationship with anyone, online or offline has not last more than 3 months
LOL

I'll still cyber fuck him later

[Battery Bits]

YES!

:quagmire:

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://i.imgur.com/vAFSAoX.jpg

[StompleB]

that's a cola, not a root beer

[urkles girlfriend]

I'd say...
Next March, as planned, I go out there with a knot, take care of Lisa, blow it out the frame, and stay for a couple weeks.
Actually moving out there to work is a logistical nightmare, although I really want to.
I'd like to start my own business restoring cars, or some kinda eBay hustle out there. Enough to live 'dece.
I'll also be selling music by then. I dunno if Lisa told you, but I rap doap and play guitar. My albums are coming along sweet, and I'm already signed and have promotion.
Maybe rock some gigs out there for free beer tokens. Maybe I'll be a performance artist every year during tourist season, and be one of them human statues for tips.
I'm gonna stay until my knot of Australia money gets light, then go back to being online lovers.
I banked my first $100 on it today. Only $4900 to go! :smile:
Got a nice new job lined up in September. That's when I'll -really- start saving.
I won't have any problem getting some time off, if I tell them soon enough.
For everyone thinking I'll have a mental breakdown and bring the drama to this place, no fucking way.
I'm far too chill. It's why my overweight scrub-ass still pulls lots of women.
I'm genuinely nice, and have all the time in the world for Lisa.
It is what it is, and if she wanted to cut me loose, I'd move on amicably instead of talking shit on here.
I really enjoy our relationship tho. I know she does too.
She's an absolute dream, even when she's grouchy.
Even when she says she loves other guys or they're hawt, I sleep well knowing she has me when she wants.
It's the key to success.
Sup guys?
get real. Get a job as a security guard it requirez little to no experience. Just quit taking drugs

[Lisa Battery]

http://i.imgur.com/vAFSAoX.jpg

i wish you would cybet fuck me

[majorcum]

http://i.imgur.com/vAFSAoX.jpg

[Nuffy]

Its funny how Lisa shits on Jack so publicly here.

Jack, what part of the game is this? Don't let her ho you like this!

[UPGRAYEDD]

I'm going to stick my dick in between both of them.

[Lisa Battery]

I'm going to stick my dick in between both of them.

Fuck off dickhead

[UPGRAYEDD]

Fuck off dickhead

Hi :)

[Lisa Battery]

Hi :)

No you do not get to worm your retard sheeple ass back up my ass

[UPGRAYEDD]

y u mad tho

[Lisa Battery]

Are you fucking kidding me??

Back the fuck away

[UPGRAYEDD]

I remember so little about this forum, I had to password reset to get my username.

[majorcum]

are you the homeless guy

[Poopalew]

are you the homeless guy

Twinkies are cool.

[Lisa Battery]

are you the homeless guy

Yes

He tried to be my friend and I was nice to him, gave him the time of day and stuff in forums then he would see me fight with someone and randomly try and join in Lisa bashing, he chose his side and the loser can fucking well stay there.

[Nuffy]

How does a homeless guy post on a forum? Shouldn't he be out looking for food? Or at least a place to stay?

[Lisa Battery]

He lives in a shelter and him and m0nde go eat homeless people food at churches

[majorcum]

things are going great between jack and lisa just like every human on earth knew it would and also every kangaroo

[Lisa Battery]

Yeah and you do so well

Answer my fucking question stevey

[majorcum]

too many posts itt what's you ask

[Lisa Battery]

too many posts itt what's you ask

i've only asked you one question today

Why did you get kicked out?

[UPGRAYEDD]

monde eats chinese food next to 50 somalian restaurants

[Lisa Battery]

i'm hungry

[Nuffy]

Eat Jacks dick...

[majorcum]

I didn't get kicked out I'm still in the hotel

[Lisa Battery]

I didn't get kicked out I'm still in the hotel

No i mean from your mum's

[majorcum]

oh I didn't

[majorcum]

I'm starting from nothing and making something I'm taking a harder path than anyone here can even imagine omg there could very well be a black jailbait in the room directly across from mine

[majorcum]

I'm not just giving up like the homeless guy btw

[Lisa Battery]

oh I didn't

Oh

Ok then

That was all, I was wondering and imagining terrible things