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Eastside Gorilla
07-28-2015, 10:49 AM
http://www.supermensa.org/forums/showthread.php?10660-My-humble-manifesto&p=392566

Bring it on bitches

majorcum
07-28-2015, 11:02 AM
automatically poarse links in text

majorcum
07-28-2015, 11:03 AM
that forum isn't a comedy forum this is a comedy forum that's a horrible life forum this is a great life forum that's a sad forum this is a happy forum this is ytmnd that is reject heaven cag, lisa, cody, they belong there you see

majorcum
07-28-2015, 11:04 AM
besides that just stop now mensa is supposed to be some gathering of smart people not a gathering of depressed juggalos and this isn't the forum for either of those groups sorry

majorcum
07-28-2015, 11:06 AM
plug drugs belongs there though for sure please take him and that should be enough to end this bloody war and please the king of Sparta and all 300 of his men and I'll buy you guys an adult sandbox in a furry friendly sim ok

majorcum
07-28-2015, 11:09 AM
how do you even not have Tapatalk on that forum definitely full of mensa vip club card holders over there

majorcum
07-28-2015, 11:10 AM
you. ori f fucking boring you're boring you're boring you're. boring BORING

urkles girlfriend
07-28-2015, 11:59 AM
oh we have visiters from the flat brimmed hat forum

majorcum
07-28-2015, 12:16 PM
where beards travel from chins down swiftly to the neck

urkles girlfriend
07-28-2015, 12:35 PM
http://www.wiggaz.com/wiggaz/fingers.jpg

Richard Tucker
07-28-2015, 01:37 PM
ESG doesn't speak for all of us. I'm terrified.

NotHowdy
07-28-2015, 01:39 PM
.........I'm afraid of feeling.......I'm afraid of this.............You haven't truly felt what love is until you've what it's like to hurt, I suppose. I've allowed my guard down with hopes of you to pick me up...yet accept you continuously letting me down.... Love me.

Richard Tucker
07-28-2015, 01:45 PM
I'm cool to post here right? I feel like all of this excludes me since I have good friends here. Maks and Cag... We're like best friends. We go out on the boat together.

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 01:46 PM
Rocketshitz, is that you?

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 01:47 PM
I came here for Cag... sorry darling, but ya done goofed.

Richard Tucker
07-28-2015, 01:58 PM
Rocketshitz, is that you?

Probably. There's a Raw Ketchup here too though. That one isn't me.

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 02:00 PM
What the fuck? Is there a NUffy here too? What the hell is going on!

Richard Tucker
07-28-2015, 02:01 PM
Its Rucka all over again. And no, there's no Nuffy here. Nobody wants to pretend to be a black Cuban.

...sorry

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 02:03 PM
I pretend to be.....


Yeh, I feel like I've been Rucka'd a few times now.

Richard Tucker
07-28-2015, 02:04 PM
Mistaken for Rucka maybe.

BigBoss
07-28-2015, 02:05 PM
Just dropped by to say hi to my new friends.

I like this place.

I think I'll start dropping by everyday.

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 02:06 PM
Shitz, you fucking bastard.


And what up Boss.... Boss Up!

BigBoss
07-28-2015, 02:08 PM
Its Rucka all over again. And no, there's no Nuffy here. Nobody wants to pretend to be a black Cuban.

...sorry

It could be Russel trolling you (and all of us).

God damn that Russel. He's resourceful though, accessing the net from high security prison, I'll give him that.

BigBoss
07-28-2015, 02:12 PM
I'm cool to post here right? I feel like all of this excludes me since I have good friends here. Maks and Cag... We're like best friends. We go out on the boat together.

We're already in talks about a road trip to Reno (nobody else could afford Vegas unfortunately :shrug:).


Shitz, you fucking bastard.


And what up Boss.... Boss Up!

Who is this Boss person you keep referring to? I'm just a dedicated poster trying to hang out with my frenz.

Battery Bits
07-28-2015, 02:23 PM
What up fam?
Velkommen.
High-school reunion up in this piece, fool!
Meat me on Rubynet for tall cans and optimo's.
You guys like Esham?
:smoke:

majorcum
07-28-2015, 03:00 PM
I'm not surprised at all that every single poster from a single forum can be the single worst poster this forum has ever had, because it's happened several times before, but you guys are by far the worst thankfully we have this forum here for you guys to chat amongst yourself s once we get tird of making fun of you !!

majorcum
07-28-2015, 03:01 PM
99.99% of the human population is literally retarded and that entire % doesn't think they're in that group guess what guys you're all in that group you are the 99.99% wear it proud

Richard Tucker
07-28-2015, 03:02 PM
You guys had Lisa before we showed up so I doubt we're really the worst you've seen. Except maybe Mr. Jack.

urkles girlfriend
07-28-2015, 03:03 PM
Occupy Mansanto

Richard Tucker
07-28-2015, 03:04 PM
Maybe you'd like me if you got to know me.

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 03:08 PM
all of you fear my wrath

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 03:10 PM
http://www.wiggaz.com/wiggaz/fingers.jpg

LOL

majorcum
07-28-2015, 03:13 PM
you're all worse than lisa that's the problem she's kept around because p much everyone here including the people who run the site love to make her melt down and she to this day continues to do it and for that reason alone they keep her the rest of you are like the rest of the people that she came with from her other forums your posts are literally unreadable they're just youtube comment level posts but you guys think you're the best group of awesome people ever and you're all very terrible get out get the fuck out no offense though I'm sure you're all good people

majorcum
07-28-2015, 03:14 PM
none of you even hold a candle to pat mannix and jack venooker but you're probably better than cody you can at least be happy with that!

Richard Tucker
07-28-2015, 03:15 PM
I think they suck too. That's why I came here.

NotHowdy
07-28-2015, 03:21 PM
you're all worse than lisa that's the problem she's kept around because p much everyone here including the people who run the site love to make her melt down and she to this day continues to do it and for that reason alone they keep her the rest of you are like the rest of the people that she came with from her other forums your posts are literally unreadable they're just youtube comment level posts but you guys think you're the best group of awesome people ever and you're all very terrible get out get the fuck out no offense though I'm sure you're all good people

Pardon? Couldn't read you over my ego.

I've read some of your posts. Talk about 'unreadable'. Your grammar is poor. You rely on shock value (and fail miserably, at it). You're also pathetic for even assuming any of us think we're the 'best group of awesome people ever' (which btw, sounds the diary entry of a middle school girl referrering to her group of friends). You think way too highly of this shitty forum and top of that, put this whole 'situation' on too high of a pedastool. Stop exposing your life.

I came here to post pics of my cock. Either compliment my penis or stop whining, homo.

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 03:23 PM
Nice dick bruh...

NotHowdy
07-28-2015, 03:25 PM
These dudes need to stop bein' faggots and start complimenting my dick. I'm lookin' for some cock props, nigga. Cock props.

majorcum
07-28-2015, 03:25 PM
that's a great example of a terrible post lol

BigBoss
07-28-2015, 03:26 PM
These dudes need to stop bein' faggots and start complimenting my dick. I'm lookin' for some cock props, nigga. Cock props.



Nice dick bruh...

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 03:26 PM
Nice dick bruh...

Thanks

KKKody
07-28-2015, 03:27 PM
hey stevey remember that time i got your phone number and posted a gay dating add with your nakie pic on RI craigslist?

good times eh? (this is why he hates me)

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 03:27 PM
Howdy, you have a beautiful dick. I bet its weight feels satisfying on the tongue.

Ya know, I wasn't going to go that far, but you're probably right.

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 03:27 PM
you're all worse than lisa that's the problem she's kept around because p much everyone here including the people who run the site love to make her melt down and she to this day continues to do it and for that reason alone they keep her the rest of you are like the rest of the people that she came with from her other forums your posts are literally unreadable they're just youtube comment level posts but you guys think you're the best group of awesome people ever and you're all very terrible get out get the fuck out no offense though I'm sure you're all good peoplethat's not true

Ruby loves me and we're getting married when we grow up.

KKKody
07-28-2015, 03:28 PM
I think they suck too. That's why I came here.

lol well fuck you too :nigure:

NotHowdy
07-28-2015, 03:29 PM
that's a great example of a terrible post lol

Coming from Einstein. Take's an awful lot of creativity to come up with the username: 'Major Cum'.

You've already lost, darling. Go sit in your corner.

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 03:29 PM
Ruby buys my love with rep and steam games

NotHowdy
07-28-2015, 03:29 PM
Ya know, I wasn't going to go that far, but you're probably right.

lmao

KKKody
07-28-2015, 03:31 PM
stevey is just a whipping boy

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg119/genderswapruby/food.gif

majorcum
07-28-2015, 03:33 PM
lisa you're a better poster than these people even when you're got a normal brains

NotHowdy
07-28-2015, 03:36 PM
that's a great example of a terrible post lol


lisa you're a better poster than these people even when you're got a normal brains

:ponder::giggle:

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 03:38 PM
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/sunny-donkeybrainscert.jpg?w=650&h=468

Fuck you, I've got one of these bad boys.

KKKody
07-28-2015, 03:40 PM
https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e15/11326588_834335103302304_1173994658_n.jpg

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 03:42 PM
You are DEFINATELY afraid of me hoes

Battery Bits
07-28-2015, 03:43 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABSH9ZZ28sQ

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 03:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fgr9Ct1BT0

NotHowdy
07-28-2015, 03:49 PM
Wrong With Me > Afraid of Me

Cant we just turn this entire section into the official Psychopathic Records section?

BigBoss
07-28-2015, 03:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fgr9Ct1BT0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUwUlPHs4bQ

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 03:53 PM
Wrong With Me > Afraid of Me

Cant we just turn this entire section into the official Psychopathic Records section?
Agreed!

BigBoss
07-28-2015, 03:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUwUlPHs4bQ

So.................................................................................................. ..........................................................................................





























Yuwannahoe? Don't hate on me.

Battery Bits
07-28-2015, 03:55 PM
Deepest.

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 03:55 PM
THATS OURS!

Battery Bits
07-28-2015, 03:58 PM
:dong:

Battery Bits
07-28-2015, 03:59 PM
The OCEAN is HAUNTED.

KKKody
07-28-2015, 04:09 PM
i am so glad the newbs cant autoplay

maks
07-28-2015, 04:22 PM
Coming from Einstein. Take's an awful lot of creativity to come up with the username: 'Major Cum'.

You've already lost, darling. Go sit in your corner.

are these guys serious

maks
07-28-2015, 04:24 PM
they post like that and they're (apparently) unironically fans of icp this has to be a gimmick right there's no way they're actually that gay

NotHowdy
07-28-2015, 04:37 PM
You guys' infatuation with relying on this 'THEY'RE ALL ICP FANS!' assumption as some form of 1-up on us or defense tool, is merely laughable. Not to mention makes you look that much more desperate and intimidated. I'd try to stray from coming off so obvious, doll face ;)

Supermensa isn't an ICP forum. If you actually went there you would realize various music genre's are discussed. I'd recommend you do your research before acting as if you know what you're talking about. Especially when approaching someone like me. Now you can add unprepared and retarded on top of desperate and intimidated. You're on a role.

Secondly, even if we all were just a bunch of juggalos, that still would never dismiss the fact that this forum is incredibly dull. 'Nor would it take away the fact that every member from SM who signed up here (except Jack) is more entertaining than any of you here. That includes those of you who have been around since the beginning.

I appreciate your attention and poorly executed joke. Maybe next time?

NotHowdy
07-28-2015, 04:39 PM
Juggaho

maks
07-28-2015, 04:58 PM
You guys' infatuation with relying on this 'THEY'RE ALL ICP FANS!' assumption as some form of 1-up on us or defense tool, is merely laughable. Not to mention makes you look that much more desperate and intimidated. I'd try to stray from coming off so obvious, doll face ;)

Supermensa isn't an ICP forum. If you actually went there you would realize various music genre's are discussed. I'd recommend you do your research before acting as if you know what you're talking about. Especially when approaching someone like me. Now you can add unprepared and retarded on top of desperate and intimidated. You're on a role.

Secondly, even if we all were just a bunch of juggalos, that still would never dismiss the fact that this forum is incredibly dull. 'Nor would it take away the fact that every member from SM who signed up here (except Jack) is more entertaining than any of you here. That includes those of you who have been around since the beginning.

I appreciate your attention and poorly executed joke. Maybe next time?

If you allow even one ICP fan your forum is unredeemable.

NotHowdy
07-28-2015, 05:03 PM
If you allow even one ICP fan your forum is unredeemable.

It's irredeemable, you fucking idiot lmaooo


Almost as irredeemable as your mother finds you. Now go be a respectable son/adult and try to kill a forum because you're a homtoional pussy, and the big bad SM bullies are making poor wittle Maksy poo uncomfortable.

Faggo.

maks
07-28-2015, 05:04 PM
add unironically using "yo momma" jokes to that list

NotHowdy
07-28-2015, 05:07 PM
Add more hurt to your butt.

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 05:10 PM
It's irredeemable, you fucking idiot lmaooo


Almost as irredeemable as your mother finds you. Now go be a respectable son/adult and try to kill a forum because you're a homtoional pussy, and the big bad SM bullies are making poor wittle Maksy poo uncomfortable.

Faggo.
: O

maks
07-28-2015, 05:11 PM
god it's like it's his first day on the internet this is hilarious

maks
07-28-2015, 05:12 PM
no wonder cody fits in there

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 05:13 PM
are these guys serious
He's trying to as they would say, "throw down" or something.

I'm not sure he's very good at it.

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 05:14 PM
no wonder cody fits in there

maks
07-28-2015, 05:15 PM
He's trying to as they would say, "throw down" or something.

I'm not sure he's very good at it.

spent too long circlejerking with the other juggalos. god internet lovefests skieve me the fuck out, I hate that place I can't wait until the abuse department at their hosting company reads my email and shuts it down

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 05:16 PM
maks did it

maks
07-28-2015, 05:20 PM
maks did it

did what? is it down already?

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 05:22 PM
did what? is it down already?

i don't know but keep going, I love your motives right now and want to egg you on and encourage you

i'll do anything you want

maks
07-28-2015, 05:25 PM
i'll do anything you want

Anything? Leave. My biggest regret is I didn;t take a hard line like this when you wandered over here from :lizard:.com

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 05:25 PM
lol

Except that

:p

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 05:26 PM
Also you found me and brought me here maks

Again it was you, it was you all along

BigBoss
07-28-2015, 06:54 PM
If you allow even one ICP fan your forum is unredeemable.

"Can't figure out any new troll tactics, so let's just go straight back to the one I was using before!"

maks
07-28-2015, 07:02 PM
"Can't figure out any new troll tactics, so let's just go straight back to the one I was using before!"

That wasn't a tactic, it was a continuation of a conversation on the topic. I know you guys have never met any trolls before, but it's not all we do all day long. Please try to keep up.

NotHowdy
07-28-2015, 07:41 PM
You already lost.

However, it's amusing watching you squirm.....So defensive......So intimidated....And unfortunately for us at SM, so easy. All it took was a few strangers on the internet to expose you as the homotional pussy, you are. Honestly, what kinda grown man runs and tells on people? :laugh: Show some diginity. Stand up for yourself properly. Your reaction makes your sensitivity all but too evident, sweetheart. (And on your OWN 'turf', no less?). I don't apologize for making you so anxious in your comfort zone. It's a bit depressing watching an adult man's pride shatter over typed words on a forum.... To be frank, I'm semi-disappointed that you broke so quickly. On top of that, you're unprepared and your defense is below mediocre. Tisk, tisk. I almost feel bad for what's about to come to you.... You want to be a weak cunt and turn our harmless, time-killing fun into something serious, so be it. You came to OUR board, and now you're desperately attempting to go into war with a blindfold on. Bad decision, Maksy poo. Once again. You should have done your research. Now go. Go run to teacher, sweetheart. Just know that the bell will ring eventually :)

maks
07-28-2015, 07:50 PM
I didn't read that male lisa not a single word of it

maks
07-28-2015, 07:52 PM
I wish I was cool enough to write giant walls of text that nobody will read and then edit them when I think of the perfect comeback a few minutes later though, that's super cool male lisa gj

urkles girlfriend
07-28-2015, 07:52 PM
Who he calling a ho?

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 07:53 PM
I wish I was cool enough to write giant walls of text that nobody will read and then edit them when I think of the perfect comeback a few minutes later though, that's super cool male lisa gj

Lol

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 07:54 PM
Male lisa is a dick

maks
07-28-2015, 07:58 PM
that's the guy you should be hooking up with lisa you could write unreadable encyclopedic diatribes to each other all day long it's a match m,ade in heaven

maks
07-28-2015, 07:59 PM
some people just gotta type I guess

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 07:59 PM
Typers gonna type.

Haters gonna hate.

Seriosuly... when you bitches letting me out of this herp?

maks
07-28-2015, 08:01 PM
Typers gonna type.

Haters gonna hate.

Seriosuly... when you bitches letting me out of this herp?

tell your friends to lighten up, they shouldn't take all this personally, it's just that I hate your forum and everyone on it, no big whoop

NotHowdy
07-28-2015, 08:03 PM
You guys don't even try *sigh*

What's a man gotta do to JOYFULLY kill time by rubbing in his good looks and big penis, with a bunch of nerds?

maks
07-28-2015, 08:04 PM
trying is for codys

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 08:10 PM
trying is for codys

LOL

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 08:10 PM
that's the guy you should be hooking up with lisa you could write unreadable encyclopedic diatribes to each other all day long it's a match m,ade in heaven

i don't like male me

I'm a dick

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 08:12 PM
tell your friends to lighten up, they shouldn't take all this personally, it's just that I hate your forum and everyone on it, no big whoop

Most of us feel the exact same way about that place. We cannibalize our own every 60-90 days. Its cyclical. Thats why when we have new meat we tend to pounce aimlessly. :shrug:

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 08:13 PM
This town is only big enough for one me male me

FUCK OFF DICK

maks
07-28-2015, 08:15 PM
Most of us feel the exact same way about that place. We cannibalize our own every 60-90 days. Its cyclical. Thats why when we have new meat we tend to pounce aimlessly. :shrug:

really because it looks an awful lot like you're rubbing each others backs and braiding each other's hair over there on slumberparty.org, js

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 08:16 PM
lol

urkles girlfriend
07-28-2015, 08:31 PM
"We aint afraid of you hoes!" Is he referring to all of the posters as a whole or just the females. Their sexism is highly unwelcome

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 08:32 PM
We love to mush peens... and I could really use a good hair braiding.

What you don't realize is the history of that place. Its rich with culture, and history, and lulz.

We've been judged on Mr. Jack... someone that most of us were ready to boot the minute he proposed to Lisa...

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 08:33 PM
"We aint afraid of you hoes!" Is he referring to all of the posters as a whole or just the females. Their sexism is highly unwelcome

I believe its a play on words... borrowing the theme of a popular 1980's cult classic, Ghostbuster, directed by Harold Ramis (rip). And I believe the ho's that are being referenced are not gender specific. So no sexism here.

maks
07-28-2015, 08:43 PM
We've been judged on Mr. Jack... someone that most of us were ready to boot the minute he proposed to Lisa...

that's her move, did the same thing to plug drugs and rootbeer. it's actually a p typical MO for a sociopath

find a lonely desperate guy
lavish him with attention, get him infatuated with you
alienate him from his friends by forcing him to take sides
(YOU ARE HERE)
when he starts getting a little over the top, cut him off entirely
give it a week of increasingly desperate and insane pleas for things to go back to the way they were
openly attack him and share the aforementioned desperate pleas with the world
twist the knife


straight out of the abusive relationship handbook

maks
07-28-2015, 08:44 PM
lisa isn't very smart or good at very much, but she's totally perfected her 7 step plan to destroying lonely damaged men on the internet

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 08:46 PM
I would love to watch that happen. I hope its documented.

maks
07-28-2015, 08:46 PM
but I'm not judging you on him, I'm judging you on the fake jack whatever account where his wife was cheating on him, holy shit was that handled badly, real gulliblegrouphug.com shit right there

maks
07-28-2015, 08:47 PM
I would love to watch that happen. I hope its documented.

you are watching it, you're seeing it unfold live right before your eyes

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 08:49 PM
I'm blind you insensitive fuck...

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 08:51 PM
lisa isn't very smart or good at very much, but she's totally perfected her 7 step plan to destroying lonely damaged men on the internet

What are the 7 steps?

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 08:52 PM
We'd explain, but the concept of chronology would be lost on you. (Or you could just read the seven steps he posted literally right above the you)

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 08:54 PM
that's her move, did the same thing to plug drugs and rootbeer. it's actually a p typical MO for a sociopath

find a lonely desperate guy
lavish him with attention, get him infatuated with you
alienate him from his friends by forcing him to take sides
(YOU ARE HERE)
when he starts getting a little over the top, cut him off entirely
give it a week of increasingly desperate and insane pleas for things to go back to the way they were
openly attack him and share the aforementioned desperate pleas with the world
twist the knife


straight out of the abusive relationship handbook
LOL I'm not a sociopath lmao

I'm the same personality type as you except you are an actual narcissist with no much feelings and I actually have feelings even though I'm emotionalky retarded

And I'm smarter than you too

But I find you cute

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 08:55 PM
And you love Jack...

maks
07-28-2015, 08:58 PM
lisa I'm not an INRI I never even took those stupid tests because they were debunked 40 years ago and only idiots who need something to feel special about buy into them

NotHowdy
07-28-2015, 09:00 PM
http://i59.tinypic.com/33pdi7t.jpg

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 09:03 PM
lisa I'm not an INRI I never even took those stupid tests because they were debunked 40 years ago and only idiots who need something to feel special about buy into them

Blah blah blah I know what you are my maksie poo

i got all kinds of boxes for you

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 09:03 PM
That kind of explains it all doesn't it?

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 09:04 PM
You ARE pretty "special" maks

maks
07-28-2015, 09:05 PM
lisa went through a phase where she talked about personality types and thetan meters and shit all the time, it was way worse than her insane ramblings

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 09:06 PM
i'm obsessed with it

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 09:09 PM
Interesting.

maks
07-28-2015, 09:10 PM
Interesting.

no, not even a tiny bit. The word you're looking for is "Dreadful".

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 09:12 PM
Interesting.

i want to test you

i want to know your MBTI so bad ugh

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 09:14 PM
no, not even a tiny bit. The word you're looking for is "Dreadful".

This is a tragedy unfolding


i want to test you

i want your dick so bad ugh

I know. We all know. Its been obvious for weeks. But no, you cannot have it. And truthfully I don't appreciate you even thinking about it.

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 09:22 PM
This is a tragedy unfolding



I know. We all know. Its been obvious for weeks. But no, you cannot have it. And truthfully I don't appreciate you even thinking about it.
What you doing here punk?

I'll figure it out, never mind you, I'll pin your MBTI

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 09:33 PM
Lisa, its never going to happen. Yes, my dick is big and luscious and std free... but you can't have it. Like ever. I'd possibly consider jerking myself off in front of you, but you'd have to wear a bag over your head, and so would I... just in case your bag falls off.

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 09:41 PM
Lisa, its never going to happen. Yes, my dick is big and luscious and std free... but you can't have it. Like ever. I'd possibly consider jerking myself off in front of you, but you'd have to wear a bag over your head, and so would I... just in case your bag falls off.

You can tell me about your dick anytime you like

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 09:49 PM
I fuck punched the back of my girlfriends throat last night until she threw up in my lap. I had an entire meal all over me... I didn't stop though. :shrug:

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 10:00 PM
Well there you go

majorcum
07-29-2015, 01:13 AM
my user name got made fun of? I put a lot of work into this name that's it, I want them all dead!

majorcum
07-29-2015, 01:14 AM
no wonder cody fits in there
the end

majorcum
07-29-2015, 01:15 AM
That wasn't a tactic, it was a continuation of a conversation on the topic. I know you guys have never met any trolls before, but it's not all we do all day long. Please try to keep up.
lol seriously and these guys seem to be average much younger than lizards yet somehow more dumb

majorcum
07-29-2015, 01:17 AM
I wish I was cool enough to write giant walls of text that nobody will read and then edit them when I think of the perfect comeback a few minutes later though, that's super cool male lisa gj
I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please feel free to contact me with any questions or concerns please feel free to contact me with any questions or concerns please do you think of you to be a good time to get a chance to look at the end of the day of school for a while to respond back in the morning and I have been in a while ago I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please feel free to contact me with any of these are all set up the phone and email from your system without copying of the intended recipient or you cannot see the large annoying ads and your family are doing great

majorcum
07-29-2015, 01:17 AM
that's the guy you should be hooking up with lisa you could write unreadable encyclopedic diatribes to each other all day long it's a match m,ade in heaven

majorcum
07-29-2015, 01:18 AM
trying is for codys

majorcum
07-29-2015, 01:18 AM
really because it looks an awful lot like you're rubbing each others backs and braiding each other's hair over there on slumberparty.org, js

majorcum
07-29-2015, 01:20 AM
lisa isn't very smart or good at very much, but she's totally perfected her 7 step plan to destroying lonely damaged men on the internet

majorcum
07-29-2015, 01:21 AM
lisa I'm not an INRI I never even took those stupid tests because they were debunked 40 years ago and only idiots who need something to feel special about buy into them

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 05:41 AM
I guess multi quoting is beyond you eh? Definition of shit posting right there.

maks
07-29-2015, 06:05 AM
empty quoting me is never shitposting

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 06:35 AM
hahaha, fair enough.

Antisera
07-29-2015, 06:55 AM
LOL I'm not a sociopath lmao

I'm the same personality type as you except you are an actual narcissist with no much feelings and I actually have feelings even though I'm emotionalky retarded

And I'm smarter than you too

But I find you cute

I've been trying to tell my sister this, but she won't listen. She would prefer to play victim and use phrases such as, "It's not my fault I can't show affection, I wasn't shown any as a child!" And yes, of course she posted that on social media.
It drives me crazy. She abuses her boyfriend, has no respect for anyone, and constantly complains about not knowing why she doesn't have friends.

majorcum
07-29-2015, 08:32 AM
empty quoting me is never shitposting
thinking empty quoting without multi quoting isn't great is a sign of a pure noob, as the superstupid community is demonstration perfectly

urkles girlfriend
07-29-2015, 08:47 AM
We aint afraid of you hoes

majorcum
07-29-2015, 09:06 AM
no fear

Antisera
07-29-2015, 09:16 AM
they ought to be afraid of my hose

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 09:17 AM
thinking empty quoting without multi quoting isn't great is a sign of a pure noob, as the superstupid community is demonstration perfectly
I'm convinced that you are genuinely retarded. I was being conservatively objective... but yeh... you're an idiot. Like, an actual idiot.

Lisa Battery
07-29-2015, 09:33 AM
Ok but only bash stevey a little bit

majorcum
07-29-2015, 11:51 AM
don't worry I didn't read it lol

NotHowdy
07-29-2015, 12:34 PM
don't worry I didn't read it lol

Hmm. This is the third member here I've noticed use that as some form of defense tool.

http://i62.tinypic.com/9ru4j8.gif

Mediocrity at it's finest, my darlings. Covering your eyes won't make it go away :(

majorcum
07-29-2015, 12:53 PM
did not read

KKKody
07-29-2015, 01:08 PM
hey stevey tell about that time you were going to raise and breed alpacas, with one alpaca

:ozone:

NotHowdy
07-29-2015, 01:27 PM
Genius!

KKKody
07-29-2015, 01:32 PM
if you want to see stevey rage out just go post on his most recent fjs incarnation and try really hard to be as unfunny as possible

in other words post normally

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 04:03 PM
I think its really lame that a person would post "I didn't read that".

If your going to ignore something... actually ignore it. Fucking Lame-o.

Oh shit- more than three words.... long post!

NotHowdy
07-29-2015, 04:13 PM
I think its really lame that a person would post "I didn't read that".

If your going to ignore something... actually ignore it. Fucking Lame-o.

Oh shit- more than three words.... long post!

Amateur hour

Lisa Battery
07-29-2015, 04:15 PM
Cody trying to fit in

maks
07-29-2015, 04:24 PM
Hmm. This is the third member here I've noticed use that as some form of defense tool.

http://i62.tinypic.com/9ru4j8.gif

Mediocrity at it's finest, my darlings. Covering your eyes won't make it go away :(


it's not a form of defense, it's an honest to god fact. I don't read any post more than 2 lines unless it's from a poster who I believe might have something interesting to say. that's not you, male lisa.

maks
07-29-2015, 04:25 PM
I think its really lame that a person would post "I didn't read that".

If your going to ignore something... actually ignore it. Fucking Lame-o.

Oh shit- more than three words.... long post!

if we did that you'd be whining that we didn't reply, I think it's helpful to explain why I didn't read someone's post and give them an opportunity to correct their errors the next time around.

Lisa Battery
07-29-2015, 04:28 PM
if we did that you'd be whining that we didn't reply, I think it's helpful to explain why I didn't read someone's post and give them an opportunity to correct their errors the next time around.

Lol

OMG nuffy totally does that

maks
07-29-2015, 04:31 PM
of course he does he's been on the internet exactly two days. in a week or so he'll discover accusing people of being 12 year olds and his world will be changed forever

Lisa Battery
07-29-2015, 04:33 PM
No I think I run into him in the same old traps

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 05:32 PM
Hahaha oh you two.... Only two of you.

maks
07-29-2015, 05:32 PM
Hahaha oh you two.... Only two of you.

if only. when are you asswipes planning on leaving?

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 05:36 PM
Leaving? I'm moving in. My reign began yesterday. Get with the new. Long live the King.

KKKody
07-29-2015, 05:39 PM
Leaving? I'm moving in. My reign began yesterday. Get with the new. Long live the Kong.

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 05:40 PM
You must have heard about my dick.

maks
07-29-2015, 05:41 PM
Leaving? I'm moving in. My reign began yesterday. Get with the new. Long live the King.

fine but tell male lisa to gtfo, we don't need another of her

KKKody
07-29-2015, 05:42 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/lisawarhol-revolution.jpg

this is an actual pic of lisa without makeup btw, for new people who don't know backstory on clump petty

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 05:46 PM
No one gives a shit about Lisa Cody

Now that I have been welcomed and accepted I want out of the herp. Also I want jack banned immediately.

maks
07-29-2015, 05:47 PM
you're already sick of him kissing your ass that didn't take long

KKKody
07-29-2015, 05:47 PM
coming in making demands is a surefire way to gain your wishes, i mean look how well it worked for marks

KKKody
07-29-2015, 05:48 PM
you're already sick of him kissing your ass that didn't take long

no he mad because i dont like teh darkies

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 05:50 PM
The king doesn't make demands...

Battery Bits
07-29-2015, 05:53 PM
Also I want jack banned immediately.

Take a number and get to the back of the line.

:mage:

Battery Bits
07-29-2015, 05:53 PM
Also I want jack banned immediately.

Take a number and get to the back of the line.

:mage:

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 05:54 PM
Racist...

Battery Bits
07-29-2015, 05:56 PM
I said line not bus.

KKKody
07-29-2015, 05:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxKRz5ffWRo

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 06:03 PM
I will definitely be doing a few lines when I get back to the house.

Jack I'm only pissed because you came here and positioned yourself as an ambassador for SM and represented us poorly. Shameful and embarrassing to be completed honest. You must seek penance and atone for you recklessness.

KKKody
07-29-2015, 06:06 PM
https://archive.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1393/82/1393829402960.png

maks
07-29-2015, 06:11 PM
I will definitely be doing a few lines when I get back to the house.

Jack I'm only pissed because you came here and positioned yourself as an ambassador for SM and represented us poorly. Shameful and embarrassing to be completed honest. You must seek penance and atone for you recklessness.

having been there I'm p sure he represented you accurately

Lisa Battery
07-29-2015, 06:13 PM
I will definitely be doing a few lines when I get back to the house.

Jack I'm only pissed because you came here and positioned yourself as an ambassador for SM and represented us poorly. Shameful and embarrassing to be completed honest. You must seek penance and atone for you recklessness.
Step off bitch

Lisa Battery
07-29-2015, 06:14 PM
Unless you are going to make me cum in my pants daily you will not be getting Mr. Jack banned faggot breath

Battery Bits
07-29-2015, 06:16 PM
I wasn't representing SM at all, Token you black asshole.
I came here to chat with Lisa and annoy people.
Find one post where I mention SM.
Bro you mention me so much, and I never did shit but speak highly of ya.
On SM you're saying fuck off to Rubynet, now you're saying ban me from here.
Make up your mind.
Calling for people to be banned is an EDF move.
Da FUCK.
:rockout:

Battery Bits
07-29-2015, 06:17 PM
Unless you are going to make me cum in my pants daily you will not be getting Mr. Jack banned faggot breath

:heart:

I got you.

Lisa Battery
07-29-2015, 06:19 PM
:heart:

I got you.
<3

Lisa Battery
07-29-2015, 06:19 PM
trust me

You don't want me running around without someone to fuck

Lisa Battery
07-29-2015, 06:21 PM
I wasn't representing SM at all, Token you black asshole.
I came here to chat with Lisa and annoy people.
Find one post where I mention SM.
Bro you mention me so much, and I never did shit but speak highly of ya.
On SM you're saying fuck off to Rubynet, now you're saying ban me from here.
Make up your mind.
Calling for people to be banned is an EDF move.
Da FUCK.
:rockout:
You are right that nuffy is on your nuts

I wouldn't have worded it so much like a wigger though myself

*lick*

Battery Bits
07-29-2015, 06:21 PM
Getting the laptop nowwwww.
:swoon:
:jizz:

Lisa Battery
07-29-2015, 06:22 PM
Getting the laptop nowwwww.
:swoon:
:jizz:
Ok bubble

Battery Bits
07-29-2015, 06:23 PM
You are right that nuffy is on your nuts

I wouldn't have worded it so much like a wigger though myself

*lick*

Noted. :smile:
*licklick*

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 07:36 PM
Jack, you know you're my boy.

Richard Tucker
07-29-2015, 07:39 PM
We don't hate you, Jack. We're just embarrassed for you, because you're too fuckin stupid to do it yourself.

Richard Tucker
07-29-2015, 07:41 PM
And Howdy needs to realize he's not at SM making himself look like an idiot anymore, he's making us all look like idiots

Howdy doesn't speak for me, maks. Are we still best friends?

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 07:46 PM
How do you have so many posts here fucker? Where the fuck are you when I'm bored on here and trying to get accepted?

Richard Tucker
07-29-2015, 07:49 PM
I registered when Evil Evak found the place a couple weeks ago.

I'm glad Devin hasn't shown up here.

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 07:50 PM
Yeh, Devin should not be allowed to come here. If he does, I will leave.

Richard Tucker
07-29-2015, 07:50 PM
And I'll never be accepted here because fucking Lisa vouched for me and said she wanted my mangina.

Richard Tucker
07-29-2015, 07:51 PM
I don't blame her but she could have kept it to herself.

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 07:51 PM
That will sink ya every time.

Richard Tucker
07-29-2015, 07:55 PM
She does think I'm The Milker though, so I got that going for me...

maks
07-29-2015, 07:55 PM
And Howdy needs to realize he's not at SM making himself look like an idiot anymore, he's making us all look like idiots

Howdy doesn't speak for me, maks. Are we still best friends?

I didn't even realize you weren't the same guy until now but sure why not

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 07:57 PM
must be all the long posts...

Richard Tucker
07-29-2015, 07:57 PM
I didn't even realize you weren't the same guy until now but sure why not

That one cut deep...

maks
07-29-2015, 08:01 PM
That one cut deep...

don't take it personally I don't pay a great deal of attention I'm a scorched earth kind of guy

Lisa Battery
07-29-2015, 08:26 PM
I didn't even realize you weren't the same guy until now but sure why not

It's a watered down cody

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 08:32 PM
Thats an awful and terrible insult. You take that back and wash out your dirty whore slut pewp mouth.

Richard Tucker
07-29-2015, 08:33 PM
Thats an awful and terrible insult. You take that back and wash out your dirty whore slut pewp mouth.

She thinks I'm Jon.

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 08:34 PM
Either way, that dirty whore slut pewp mouth needs some sope.

BigBoss
07-29-2015, 09:02 PM
Either way, that dirty whore slut pewp mouth needs some sope.

I think she needs some soap regardless.

maks
07-30-2015, 03:03 PM
that's her move, did the same thing to plug drugs and rootbeer. it's actually a p typical MO for a sociopath

find a lonely desperate guy
lavish him with attention, get him infatuated with you
alienate him from his friends by forcing him to take sides
(YOU ARE HERE)
when he starts getting a little over the top, cut him off entirely
give it a week of increasingly desperate and insane pleas for things to go back to the way they were
openly attack him and share the aforementioned desperate pleas with the world
twist the knife


straight out of the abusive relationship handbook

find a lonely desperate guy
lavish him with attention, get him infatuated with you
alienate him from his friends by forcing him to take sides
when he starts getting a little over the top, cut him off entirely
(YOU ARE HERE)
give it a week of increasingly desperate and insane pleas for things to go back to the way they were
openly attack him and share the aforementioned desperate pleas with the world
twist the knife

Poopalew
07-30-2015, 03:06 PM
find a lonely desperate guy
lavish him with attention, get him infatuated with you
alienate him from his friends by forcing him to take sides
when he starts getting a little over the top, cut him off entirely
(YOU ARE HERE)
give it a week of increasingly desperate and insane pleas for things to go back to the way they were
openly attack him and share the aforementioned desperate pleas with the world
twist the knife

Wanna go for a skate?

Lisa Battery
07-30-2015, 03:09 PM
find a lonely desperate guy
lavish him with attention, get him infatuated with you
alienate him from his friends by forcing him to take sides
when he starts getting a little over the top, cut him off entirely
(YOU ARE HERE)
give it a week of increasingly desperate and insane pleas for things to go back to the way they were
openly attack him and share the aforementioned desperate pleas with the world
twist the knife
Oh it would be so different with you though maks

Nuffy
07-30-2015, 03:13 PM
He knows you very very well. And its hilarious.

Lisa Battery
07-30-2015, 03:14 PM
He knows you very very well. And its hilarious.

He knows me quite well

But he's only posting shit as it unfolds and just being his narcissistic shitty self

Nuffy
07-30-2015, 03:17 PM
Nah he posted that a bit ago. And like clockwork... it has materialized.

Lisa Battery
07-30-2015, 03:19 PM
14 mins ago

But you can believe what you want

Maks is not stupid

But these aren't predictions, they are commentaries

Poopalew
07-30-2015, 03:20 PM
He knows you very very well. And its hilarious.

Producing bullshit requires no such conviction.

Lisa Battery
07-30-2015, 03:22 PM
Producing bullshit requires no such conviction.

You would know

Nuffy
07-30-2015, 03:24 PM
Those who knowe, nacht speake... those who speake, nacht knowe.

Weept Nao

Poopalew
07-30-2015, 03:31 PM
You would know

happy and sad.

ewokmyweewok
09-02-2018, 09:53 PM
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