Was just slicing onions for jon's steak and i cut a piece of meat off my finger with a serrated blade.

[urkles girlfriend]

it hurts! there is a good chunk of flesh hanging by a skin strand. I basically washed it off and shoved the skin piece back into the cut and hopefully it will heal properly. :(

[Lisa Battery]

Should be right

I cut my finger to the bone with a little super sharp axe when I was a little kid because I git a strip of rubber and started chopping it up and it bounced off the rubber and then I cut my finger instead of the rubber

A bandaid will do it

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.... why don't you cut your head off?

[urkles girlfriend]

cus that would be really hard to do.

[cag]

INB4 GINSU RAPE SETTLEMENT $$$$$

[majorcum]

thread just proves jon is as dumb as cag