It didn't take me long

[Lisa Battery]

I've got the shits with him

[Lisa Battery]

He can suck his boyfriend's dick

[Poopalew]

I've got the shits with him

Don't think I didn't cry about you though.

[Lisa Battery]

Don't think I didn't cry about you though.

IDGAF

Fuck off

[Battery Bits]

Don't be mad at me.
:no:

[Lisa Battery]

Whatever

[majorcum]

Don't think I didn't cry about you though.

[majorcum]

glad you two are doing so well nobody knew if starting a relationship on the internet would work or not but this proves the process works! lisa has never done this before nor has jack and this means this method is now 100% works maybe others here should try it now like plug drugs or rootbeer or the homeless guy or like around 200 people or so

[majorcum]

I've got the shits !

[Lisa Battery]

glad you two are doing so well nobody knew if starting a relationship on the internet would work or not but this proves the process works! lisa has never done this before nor has jack and this means this method is now 100% works maybe others here should try it now like plug drugs or rootbeer or the homeless guy or like around 200 people or so
what the fuck do you know about relationships

You've had a total of 0

[Poopalew]

glad you two are doing so well nobody knew if starting a relationship on the internet would work or not but this proves the process works! lisa has never done this before nor has jack and this means this method is now 100% works maybe others here should try it now like plug drugs or rootbeer or the homeless guy or like around 200 people or so

I broke out the old You must be from Tennessee game on the bitch and it over and over.

[Battery Bits]

I'm still saving and wanna talk whenever she wants.
6, 8 hour sessions like it's nothing. Sleeping looking at each other.
Getting to know ya... Fuuuuck.
If you don't wanna, don't, but I will still try.

[Nuffy]

Tsk tsk tsk...

Jack, you naughty boy. You were reckless with this poor girls heart. She thought you were different from this rest.

[Lisa Battery]

I'm still saving and wanna talk whenever she wants.
6, 8 hour sessions like it's nothing. Sleeping looking at each other.
Getting to know ya... Fuuuuck.
If you don't wanna, don't, but I will still try.no you don't get to crap on like "oh yeah she skypes for 8 hours like it's nothing"

YOU are the one who's been acting like a dumb prick

I haven't even met you half-way with being as much of a stupid prick yet

You would literally cry if I did

[Lisa Battery]

I still might

See how you like my fucking apples bitch

[Lisa Battery]

Tsk tsk tsk...

Jack, you naughty boy. You were reckless with this poor girls heart. She thought you were different from this rest.heh

[Poopalew]

no you don't get to crap on like "oh yeah she skypes for 8 hours like it's nothing"

YOU are the one who's been acting like a dumb prick

I haven't even met you half-way with being as much of a stupid prick yet

You would literally cry if I did

The opposite was found regarding adolescents who did engage in more problem behavior.

[Lisa Battery]

The opposite was found regarding adolescents who did engage in more problem behavior.

Go to hell

[Nuffy]

problematic.

And no, that is not what the study found. You are drawing unfounded conclusions.

[majorcum]

I broke out the old You must be from Tennessee game on the bitch and it over and over.

[majorcum]

The opposite was found regarding adolescents who did engage in more problem behavior.

[Battery Bits]

no you don't get to crap on like "oh yeah she skypes for 8 hours like it's nothing"

YOU are the one who's been acting like a dumb prick

I haven't even met you half-way with being as much of a stupid prick yet

You would literally cry if I did

I'll enjoy any time you give me.

I wouldn't cry LOL.

Idk... If you want me in your life lemme know.

[majorcum]

idk what I need to know about relationships for lisa you said you two are in love and everything is great maybe you're the one who doesn't know anything about relationships? because I'm an expert and you and jack are so getting married and having children

[Nuffy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8iGygh5qqc

[Lisa Battery]

idk what I need to know about relationships for lisa you said you two are in love and everything is great maybe you're the one who doesn't know anything about relationships? because I'm an expert and you and jack are so getting married and having children
I never said having my love is a good thing though

[Lisa Battery]

I'll enjoy any time you give me.

I wouldn't cry LOL.

Idk... If you want me in your life lemme know.yeah sure

i'll let you know

[Nuffy]

Jack just changed your ring tune to this shit...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMqfWoFjgto

[Lisa Battery]

Yeah right

Typical how I'm painted as the bad guy

[Poopalew]

problematic.

And no, that is not what the study found. You are drawing unfounded conclusions.

If the premises are true and the process is logically valid then the conclusion is true as well.

[Lisa Battery]

3 hours until I can try and get weed

[Nuffy]

and suck off the dealer. take pics and send them to Jack

[Lisa Battery]

and suck off the dealer. take pics and send them to Jack

That one is too old and the other one is too young

[Lisa Battery]

Well 21.... so I should probably just leave him alone and not suck him off lol

[Nuffy]

Nah, 21yr olds love being sucked off.

[Lisa Battery]

Nah, 21yr olds love being sucked off.

LOL!

Yeah

Nah he's my little mate for weed, I better not go there, I had to stay strong about one his firnds though lol cute little bastard nearly got himself into a world of trouble

Nah I'll just buy it off my old hippie guy... pretty sure he would have a heart attack if I tried to suck his dick

[Poopalew]

Nah, 21yr olds love being sucked off.

That means I am healthier prettier and more attractive than you!

[Lisa Battery]

No you're not m0nde

[Battery Bits]

Yeah right

Typical how I'm painted as the bad guy

Neither of us are.
It is what it is, we're thousands of miles away.
Both of us are gonna do whatever the fuck we want anyway.
I thought we had this all planned out.
Stay friends? Still chill?
I accept that you go mental on me, just accept that I do drugs.
You know how hard it is to save money with a mean drug habit?
I was/am prepared to.

[Lisa Battery]

Neither of us are.
It is what it is, we're thousands of miles away.
Both of us are gonna do whatever the fuck we want anyway.
I thought we had this all planned out.
Stay friends? Still chill?
I accept that you go mental on me, just accept that I do drugs.
You know how hard it is to save money with a mean drug habit?
I was/am prepared to.
OMG I AM NOT GOING MENTAL AT YOU

*throws things*

Do what you fucking want just stop being a fucking girl, that's MY job!

[Nuffy]

That means I am healthier prettier and more attractive than you!

Doubtful. I'm a pretty son a bitch.

[Nuffy]

:rofl:

[Lisa Battery]

Mmmmm that's one fragile ego

[Nuffy]

My ego is the shit. Probably the greatest ego ever.

[Lisa Battery]

Jack ruby I feel as though you act like a prick and then try and turn around and act like a girl about it

[Lisa Battery]

My ego is the shit. Probably the greatest ego ever.

Probably

[Lisa Battery]

At least I'm consistently a bitch

And at least I can say I've been 100% honest

[Poopalew]

Doubtful. I'm a pretty son a bitch.

it worked like a charm.

[Nuffy]

Everyone here is a mastermind.

[Lisa Battery]

Everyone here is a mastermind.

You wouldn't even wish it

There may be one or two here though

i'm the best one though and any other INTJ here knows it

[Nuffy]

I was being an asshole. You are all fucking delusional idiots. I'm not sure who suffers the worst. I thought it was you... but Maks is proving to be your biggest competitor.

[Battery Bits]

At least I'm consistently a bitch

And at least I can say I've been 100% honest

Really I don't recall ever being anything but ridiculously nice to you.
It worked for awhile didn't it?

[Nuffy]

Call her a bitch, you'll feel better. Sometimes bitches want to be yelled at and slapped.

[Poopalew]

You wouldn't even wish it

There may be one or two here though

i'm the best one though and any other INTJ here knows it

But this sort of evidence is not 'proof'.

[Lisa Battery]

I was being an asshole. You are all fucking delusional idiots. I'm not sure who suffers the worst. I thought it was you... but Maks is proving to be your biggest competitor.

Wtf are you talking about?

i'm pretty sure you just say stuff a lot that is devoid of any meaning in reality

[Lisa Battery]

Call her a bitch, you'll feel better. Sometimes bitches want to be yelled at and slapped.

LOL

[Battery Bits]

LOL I know, but some would take my kindness for bitch-ness.
I said early on, if we split, I wouldn't cause online drama.
Fuck all this public shit, I'd rather talk it out later in private.

[Lisa Battery]

Really I don't recall ever being anything but ridiculously nice to you.
It worked for awhile didn't it?

Oh well I'll yell at you later when you get your computer back so you know that you were

[Lisa Battery]

LOL I know, but some would take my kindness for bitch-ness.
I said early on, if we split, I wouldn't cause online drama.
Fuck all this public shit, I'd rather talk it out later in private.
Well I'm discussing it with my online "friends" (LOL)

I'm happy to yell at you when you get your computer back

[Battery Bits]

Oh well I'll yell at you later when you get your computer back so you know that you were

Kewl. Right on.

[Poopalew]

Wtf are you talking about?

i'm pretty sure you just say stuff a lot that is devoid of any meaning in reality

Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas!

[Battery Bits]

Can figure out what's really goin on later and go from there.
Sorry guys, not gonna spaz for lulz.

[Lisa Battery]

Can figure out what's really goin on later and go from there.
Sorry guys, not gonna spaz for lulz.

You already are

[Poopalew]

You already are

Whores!

[majorcum]

I never said having my love is a good thing though


Yeah right

Typical how I'm painted as the bad guy


I'm just kidding you know better than anyone and admit to it that's why I like you because you're more in touch with reality than a lot if posters but you just can't always control it and it's not your fault

[Lisa Battery]

I'm just kidding you know better than anyone and admit to it that's why I like you because you're more in touch with reality than a lot if posters but you just can't always control it and it's not your fault

Yeah but I think owning up to it gets me painted as that whereas liars are still just shitty liars

[Nuffy]

I can't believe a guy you met on the internet lied to you...

[Lisa Battery]

I can't believe a guy you met on the internet lied to you...

LOL!

i can't believe he was dumb enough to think he didn't need more skill to pull the wool over my eyes

That is what actually insulted me... but I tallied it up this morning and that boy needs to duck and cover