How early is too early to start doing drugs today?

[Nuffy]

Its almost 12:00 here... isn't it ok since I'm not going anywhere until later tonight?

Like if I just do a few lines?

I never do just a few lines.... but still...

[Mr. Jon]

What would Jack do?

[Lisa Battery]

What would Jack do?

FUCK OFF

[Mr. Jon]

Jack would fuck off?

[Nuffy]

Jack would coke my coke up in a microwave and smoke crack.

[Mr. Jon]

Jack would coke my coke up in a microwave and smoke crack.

Then you have your answer.

[Nuffy]

I said coke my coke up... pretty easy to figure out whats on my mind eh?

I meant cook.

[Lisa Battery]

mr jon is a thread killer

This could have been a big wonderfull thread about crack and microwaves but now.....

[Mr. Jon]

COKE OFF NUFFY

[Nuffy]

Im getting ready to coke off... first I'm going to take a wicked dump.

I also think I'm going to record some music today, so I will start drinking here soon too.

[UPGRAYEDD]

I haven't done any drugs in weeks. Feels good, they make me too stupid. I'm tired all the time though.

[urkles girlfriend]

I was smoking weed with these people a few years back, at this strippers apartment and it turned out they were junkies. A fat guy was shitting sitting there with a needle in his arm, going in and out of consciousness. There was another sweaty fat guy cooking something in the kitchen but I couldn't smell any food. Literally booked it out of there (after I got my weed)

[urkles girlfriend]

Are all drug addicts so fat and sweaty?

[UPGRAYEDD]

I haven't met a lot of fat crackheads/meth addicts.

[NotHowdy]

How's ur high, Nuff Stuff!?!?!

[Nuffy]

Takes a ton of concentration to type.

[Battery Bits]

Nuffy, we need to chill soon bro.
$250 a ball, you said? Outrageous.
Traffic that shit up here.
Lemme get some of that shit you on.

[Richard Tucker]

If you weren't an amateur you'd have a rail already laid out, next to the bedside table, for when you wake up.

Learn how to do drugs right or just stop man.

[Desolation]

sure man turn up lmfao who careas haha xd

[urkles girlfriend]

I haven't smoked weed since last october. ^_^

[Lisa Battery]

I need to smoke a lot of weed

Obviously

[urkles girlfriend]

Being drug free is great.

[Battery Bits]

Free drugs are even better.

Also; fuck off Dick Sucker.

[Nuffy]

If you weren't an amateur you'd have a rail already laid out, next to the bedside table, for when you wake up.

Learn how to do drugs right or just stop man.

Did I confess this to you, or are you just stabbing in the dark?

Either way... direct hit man... direct hit.

[Mr. Jon]

I haven't smoked weed since last october. ^_^

The people in this thread do coke, heron, and pills. Some of them (won't name names L.O.L) have serious problems, and you won't shut the fuck up about some fucking WEED.



....is what an asshole would say to you. But I'm not one! Keep doing you boo boo :) :)

[Richard Tucker]

Free drugs are even better.

Also; fuck off Dick Sucker.

Aww, someone is defensive. Over someone shit talking Fluffy no less. He still doesn't wanna do coke and wrestle with you, faggot.

[Richard Tucker]

I didn't know Mr. Jack was missing teeth until like a week ago. That makes his crack habit that much more hilarious. He's exactly what people think of when they think of Juggalos. Fat, shitty rapping, black tooth grin having crack head that will fuck anything that moves, male or female.

[Mr. Jon]

Jack has no come back for this because it's all true, so he will try to brush it off. "Missing teeth are hip hop, hoe" "I'm awesome in real life" etc. Being a lifetime yes man has him even joining in with you to diss himself

[Battery Bits]

Doge... My teeth ain't that bad, my left fang is missing, big deal.
Also; I rap doap.
If I was a yes-man, I would've joined in on your little SM shit-talker brigade.
I form my own opinions, while y'all go for the easy reps.
Suck the head of my dick until it spurts hot glue.

[joe momzaho]

Being drug free is great.

Is crack a drug? I don't think it is. I think it is a plant like tea or suger.

[Battery Bits]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I like this dude, whoever's shill it is.

[Richard Tucker]

Jack has no come back for this because it's all true, so he will try to brush it off. "Missing teeth are hip hop, hoe" "I'm awesome in real life" etc. Being a lifetime yes man has him even joining in with you to diss himself

I know it's probably hard to believe but I didn't actually mean that as an insult. I just think it's humorous the way he enforces that stereotype.

And you were wrong, he did have a comeback. "The teeth I have left aren't THAT fucked up!"

[Battery Bits]

I'm missing one toof.
Fuck yourself with a rusty soupcan.

[Lisa Battery]

I know it's probably hard to believe but I didn't actually mean that as an insult. I just think it's humorous the way he enforces that stereotype.

And you were wrong, he did have a comeback. "The teeth I have left aren't THAT fucked up!"

FUCK OFF

[Lisa Battery]

I know it's probably hard to believe but I didn't actually mean that as an insult. I just think it's humorous the way he enforces that stereotype.

And you were wrong, he did have a comeback. "The teeth I have left aren't THAT fucked up!"

nope.

You are a fucking loser, you are literally sitting here pretending to have imaginary friends with an alternate account because yes you are that much of a loser

You are not welcome here, take your accounts and FUCK OFF

[Richard Tucker]

I have one account here, dipshit, no matter how many times you say otherwise. Deal with it.

[Lisa Battery]

I have one account here, dipshit, no matter how many times you say otherwise. Deal with it.

FUCK OFF

[Richard Tucker]

You do realize that I acknowledged the fact that someone else registered my name on SM like three weeks ago, right?

Trust me, if I was going to pretend to be someone else, that person definitely wouldn't be Raw Ketchup. He's a loser and has a small pinus.

[Richard Tucker]

You are hurting my feelings. Apologize.

[Lisa Battery]

You are hurting my feelings. Apologize.

FUCK OFF

[Lisa Battery]

You do realize that I acknowledged the fact that someone else registered my name on SM like three weeks ago, right?

Trust me, if I was going to pretend to be someone else, that person definitely wouldn't be Raw Ketchup. He's a loser and has a small pinus.
Raw ketchup is better than you

EVERYONE is better than you

FUCK OFF

[Richard Tucker]

You are seriously fucking paranoid and delusional.

[Richard Tucker]

I won't argue that everyone is better than me. You're entitled to your own opinion. Except Rocket Ship. He's not better than me since we're the same fucking person.

I am honestly starting to think you're just fucking around at this point.

[NotHowdy]

Shut up, Jon

[Mr. Jon]

Fine. You won. I am Richard tucker. Have an admin check the ips, they will be identical

[Richard Tucker]

FUCK OFF, YOU ASS SNIFFING DROP KICK!

Aren't you the one who registered my name here?

[Richard Tucker]

I was talking to Howdy, not myself.

[NotHowdy]

Richard, darling, just make a thread on SM under ur name and prove it's you. Silly goose. You can't say it's not worth ur time because obviously it is. What would batman do, faggo?

[Richard Tucker]

Jon, I'd be offended if I were you. Are you offended over being mistook for such a shit tier poster?

[NotHowdy]

And no (in regards to your question)

[Richard Tucker]

Richard, darling, just make a thread on SM under ur name and prove it's you. Silly goose. You can't say it's not worth ur time because obviously it is. What would batman do, faggo?

I don't think that would prove anything, since I have already acknowledged this account several times over there. She knows she's wrong, just refuses to admit it.

I do care. Why do you keep implying I have ever said otherwise? I care very much. My feelings are hurt. I was ecstatic when Lisa said I was hot, thought maybe I'd get to cyber the cobwebs off her snatch. Now she is being a complete dick to me.

She built me up just to let me down and mess me around.

[Richard Tucker]

And no (in regards to your question)

Oh...you lied to me then. Dick.

[NotHowdy]

Oh...you lied to me then. Dick.

I never said I made an account under your name. If I did I musta been joking.

HEY!!!! Don't try to use to me to prove your point, mister man!

So devlish. Your balls smell like oatmeal products. So, so devilish.

[Richard Tucker]

I'll use any part of you for whatever I want, whenever the mood strikes.

On that note, I wanna be there for the meat up with Nuffy.

[NotHowdy]

Not until you tell me about his personality in person. And if he's as cute as yourself. NO LIES!

[Lisa Battery]

I'll use any part of you for whatever I want, whenever the mood strikes.

On that note, I wanna be there for the meat up with Nuffy.

FUCK OFF

[Richard Tucker]

Not until you tell me about his personality in person. And if he's as cute as yourself. NO LIES!

He doesn't have much of a personality. Boring as fuck and a real Debbie Downer. At least while sober.

But well dressed and above average looking.

I was browned out, I dont really remember much of it. I know he got pissy and left me because there was no more beer. That's about it.

[Richard Tucker]

...am I in now?

[NotHowdy]

He doesn't have much of a personality. Boring as fuck and a real Debbie Downer. At least while sober.

But well dressed and above average looking.

I was browned out, I dont really remember much of it. I know he got pissy and left me because there was no more beer. That's about it.

What's up with SM members being negative nancy's IRL? Ugh. At least he's hot

[NotHowdy]

...am I in now?

I probz won't go. I don't want to sit around while ya'll get high out of ur mind and attempt kill and/or rape my beautiful ass.

[Lisa Battery]

...am I in now?

FUCK OFF

[NotHowdy]

Mind your business. You're my play toy. Get back in your toy box before I take your batteries out, little misses

[Richard Tucker]

What's up with SM members being negative nancy's IRL? Ugh. At least he's hot

Yeah, I'm just kidding. We only hung out for like five minutes before he left. I guess he had to get drunk to put up with me and there was no beer. He didn't even say goodbye. :(

[NotHowdy]

But he's left a lasting impression on you.
I'm sooooooooooooo jelly. I WANT THAT! Where are all the good men at? Wwhy DO you always find them!?!?! SLUT!

[Battery Bits]

^ LOL.

[BigBoss]

What would Jack do?

http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-think-wwjd-2.png

[BigBoss]

FUCK OFF

So your ultimate plan to troll us all, was to bring us here and tell us to fuck off over and over?

[Lisa Battery]

Keep calm and have some crack

[UPGRAYEDD]

crack is shitty, meth is way better because it lasts forever.

[Battery Bits]

201 bump