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lnopia the great
08-03-2015, 08:28 AM
Stop with the 'THEY WILL KILL YOU' nonsense, pink lady.

They can alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll line up and eat my ass. Preferably whilst I count my currency and jack off to Jack being verbally abused by 'The Pink One'.
(Yes, I can multi-task!)

Fuck every empty threat I've received since my arrival. Ban me? Because you're a homotional pussy? Go for it, CONNECT FOUR

Since we've arrived here we have been mistreated. That's bothersome considering most of us were invited. This was all supposedly part of someones plan....yet...since we've been here.. members here have made leaving threads due to our presence. The very same member who takes claim for getting us here is also the same member that spammed my PM box insisting I leave (you read right, folks!). I don't mind any of that. It shows the weakness. It's cute. Amateur hour at it's finest. Other members have been extremely unwelcoming, as well. Luckily, we're from SM and made a mockery of this dump. And luckily for you all, we're from SM and we can put some life into this cemetery, a bit.

Cocky? Yes. Positive intentions? You bet'cha (You're welcome)

I'm flattered by all of the attention. That's why we post on forums. For attention. My fellow SM friends and I have thoroughly enjoyed ourselves, thus far. Some of you are decent. I expect proper respect and I shall respect you all in return. Enjoy the pictures of my penis and lifestyle. Everything will be just fine, darlings. Pinky promise

Lisa Battery
08-03-2015, 08:29 AM
Yep

He's a HEAPS better poster than you

A heaps better everything

lnopia the great
08-03-2015, 08:30 AM
he reminds me of a cody who never had any real social interaction from 16 and on

Lisa Battery
08-03-2015, 08:31 AM
STFU dickhead

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 08:33 AM
he reminds me of a cody who never had any real social interaction from 16 and on

They're all really good friends with cody lmao

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 08:33 AM
The reincarnation of Cody's Crew

BigBoss
08-03-2015, 08:33 AM
All I care about is Deso. She's my priority in life from this point on. Everything comes before her.


Oh wait.... we were doing Howdy posts?

Lisa Battery
08-03-2015, 08:34 AM
They're all really good friends with cody lmao

Um no, not like your dad is freak

Lisa Battery
08-03-2015, 08:35 AM
howdy fuck my face

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 08:35 AM
Um no, not like your dad is freak

My dad is a cool guy lol

Lisa Battery
08-03-2015, 08:36 AM
My dad is a cool guy lol

He killed your mum =\

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 08:37 AM
still love him ^_^

Lisa Battery
08-03-2015, 08:38 AM
.....

Cody's friends, you and your dad

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 08:39 AM
^ friends with codys friends

lnopia the great
08-03-2015, 08:40 AM
lisa your post quality has seriously dropped off a cliff

Lisa Battery
08-03-2015, 08:40 AM
^ friends with codys friends

i would never be friends with your dad... Or cody

lnopia the great
08-03-2015, 08:40 AM
"FUCK OFF"

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 08:41 AM
Don't be upset that I can actually prove my success (I only due to because it's who like calling us poor). When I kill the pedophile you'll be next for being a cody. I didn't have to whore myself to mediocrity, I would never and it makes me cidal.

Lisa Battery
08-03-2015, 08:42 AM
i don't give a shit about you noppy

You're a shit poster usually

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 08:42 AM
i would never be friends with your dad... Or cody

My dad is a whore, so he probably wouldn't care.

Lisa Battery
08-03-2015, 08:42 AM
Don't be upset that I can actually prove my success (I only due to because it's who like calling us poor). When I kill the pedophile you'll be next for being a cody. I didn't have to whore myself to mediocrity, I would never and it makes me cidal.

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 08:43 AM
Another great post from mr. howdy


You molested a 12 year old boy. You're a pedophile

And wait.............. PLUS YOU WERE IN A CIRCUS! wtf..... YOU WERE ALWAYS DOWN WITH THE CLOWN!JUGGALO! JUGGALO JUGGALO!

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 08:44 AM
Daughters of a truck driver that turned into strippin'. Has accomplished nothing but scoring an ugly sugar daddy and getting her nudes on the internet for 'flat brims' to see. Awww :( #WaffleHouse

And as you can tell by the pics, I don't have to lie about my success in life :)

Lisa Battery
08-03-2015, 08:44 AM
Yeah he's a bit dumb and a dick

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 08:44 AM
Look I make good money at the Garland Waffle House

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 08:45 AM
More waffles than my heart desires.

Lisa Battery
08-03-2015, 08:45 AM
Howdy is better than noppy, howdy posts his dick and stuff

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 08:46 AM
Each waffle is made with tender loving care. My soul goes into making the most delectable waffles and precooked bacon fit for a king

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 08:47 AM
Monde says he will travel far and wide just for one measly bite of my waffle

Lisa Battery
08-03-2015, 08:48 AM
M0nde ruined thread

lnopia the great
08-03-2015, 08:54 AM
I like how nothing Maks threatened us with, came to be.
I like how Maks lied and said it was his plan for us to come here, yet immediately whined about us and spammed mye PM's telling me to leave.
I like how I'm able to bully him in the same section he said I wouldn't ever get accepted in. Sweet victory

You lost.

cant imagine how retarded this guy would sound in person

BigBoss
08-03-2015, 08:56 AM
He's actually a member of Mensa IRL.

Howdy's doap.

Lisa Battery
08-03-2015, 08:59 AM
He's actually a member of Mensa IRL.

Howdy's doap.
I'm smarter than him

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 08:59 AM
There is a menses group for strippers too

Lisa Battery
08-03-2015, 08:59 AM
cant imagine how retarded this guy would sound in person

Don't even dipshit

lnopia the great
08-03-2015, 09:05 AM
He's actually a member of Mensa IRL.

Howdy's doap.

he comes off more like a cape wearing neck bread in facepaint

BigBoss
08-03-2015, 09:23 AM
he comes off more like a cape wearing neck bread in facepaint

Maybe he is... you don't know him.

NotHowdy
08-03-2015, 12:00 PM
Well...................this thread didn't work out :/ Good try, love bug

NotHowdy
08-03-2015, 12:00 PM
he comes off more like a cape wearing neck bread in facepaint

I wanna be like Uncle Jesse when I grow up

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 01:31 PM
Have you ever worn facepaint?

NotHowdy
08-03-2015, 03:24 PM
Have you ever worn facepaint?

Once. I was young and a friend and I dressed as members of KISS for Halloween.

But maybe you should start wearing face-paint so that you don't have to airbrush your own disgusting selfies

http://i61.tinypic.com/34qjyoy.jpg

(You're not good at being funny...you're good at moving in with desperate, unattractive forum mods.......stick to that, :))

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 03:35 PM
All i did was ask if you wear facepaint lmao :shrug:

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 03:35 PM
so do you wear facepaint or what?

NotHowdy
08-03-2015, 03:36 PM
so do you wear facepaint or what?

I answered it. You can't be that retarded, ug mug

http://i61.tinypic.com/25k4tua.jpg

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 03:38 PM
when you wear your facepaint, do you wear a flat brimmed hat? :giggle:

NotHowdy
08-03-2015, 03:40 PM
She's finally losing her mind.

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 03:41 PM
you're a silly goose lmao

NotHowdy
08-03-2015, 03:50 PM
you're a silly goose lmao

Kiss a moose?

http://i57.tinypic.com/2ztlno8.jpg
Clarissa Marie Holz (have to start messing with ur google results, cute juggalo)

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 04:03 PM
lmao

BigBoss
08-03-2015, 04:49 PM
http://i61.tinypic.com/34qjyoy.jpg


What the fuck is that?

BigBoss
08-03-2015, 04:51 PM
Clarissa Marie Holz (have to start messing with ur google results, cute juggalo)

Did somebody say facebook (https://www.facebook.com/clarissa.holz.3)?

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 05:01 PM
that girl is actually quite pretty. you guys are being silly.

see I wrote a rap!

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 05:02 PM
That girl is also like 10 years younger than me, I just didn't have the heart to tell howdy. :P

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 05:02 PM
I'm like gonna be 30 in 2 years. I got gray hairs and lines are starting to appear

NotHowdy
08-03-2015, 05:04 PM
I'm like gonna be 30 in 2 years. I got gray hairs and lines are starting to appear

By the looks of your selfie, you won't have much hair to turn gray. So no worries, lovely.

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 05:05 PM
By the looks of your selfie, you won't have much hair to turn gray. So no worries, lovely.

sorry to break it to ya buddy, but that poor girl you've been defacing with facepaint isn't me. Flattering to say the least, she's a cutie. I also have seriously thick curly jew hair, if you can't tell from my facebook lol. I took that pic last week

NotHowdy
08-03-2015, 05:08 PM
Your hair isn't even curly in your av, you silly cunt lmao

That's fine though. i'll mak sure to add the ICP facepaint to more of your pics. :)

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 05:09 PM
well have you heard of something called a flat iron? It's literally grown too long for me to straighten these days.

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 05:10 PM
may not look long when its curly, but jesus it takes almost 2 hours

NotHowdy
08-03-2015, 05:12 PM
You said you have thick curly hair. You av shows different. That's what I pointed out. Are this naive, in real life? You must learn to comprehend!

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 05:15 PM
You said you have thick curly hair. You av shows different. That's what I pointed out. Are this naive, in real life? You must learn to comprehend!

well of course it looks different. one i have straight hair, the other curly. lmao i have naturally curly hair. does this make sense or no

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 05:15 PM
removing your flat brimmed hat might help.

NotHowdy
08-03-2015, 05:19 PM
I think it's cute that you think I'm important enough to defend yourself, too.

But you're taken, Clarissa Marie Holz

Jack and Lisa gotta be jealous of this juggalo love
http://i61.tinypic.com/w8rdz7.jpg

James Holz
https://www.facebook.com/100004449164870/videos/vb.100004449164870/464599850364983/?type=2&theater

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 05:20 PM
why would i need to defend myself lmao

NotHowdy
08-03-2015, 05:21 PM
You tell me? "THAT'S NOT ME IN THAT PIC!"
Now you're in denial of your denial? SHeeeeeeeeeesh. Psychooooo. Your boyfriends big shonz and your witch chin took a while to paint :/

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 05:24 PM
well most of the pics you posted were me, just not that one. :shrug:

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 05:25 PM
if yous gonna make memes about someone make sure its the right person :rofl:

NotHowdy
08-03-2015, 05:25 PM
Why feel the need to defend yourself and even mention that? :) :what: Because I said you're balding? It's not like it takes away from your chin and ugly boyfriend. :shrug:

#FlatBrimmedHat

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 05:28 PM
well i really don't care about any of that. this is the most traffic the forum has seen in many months.. carry on

NotHowdy
08-03-2015, 05:28 PM
if yous gonna make memes about someone make sure its the right person :rofl:

Oh, you're denying that's a pic of you and your boyfriend?

I only posted a meme of you and him and a few of your dad. The selfie one with facepaint isn't a meme. Just says your name

NotHowdy
08-03-2015, 05:28 PM
well i really don't care about any of that. this is the most traffic the forum has seen in many months.. carry on

Deflect, deflect.
And you're welcome, Ruby!

urkles girlfriend
08-03-2015, 05:29 PM
slow your roll. you're confusing yourself lmao. the goat girl pick is the only one that isn't me.

NotHowdy
08-03-2015, 05:45 PM
slow your roll. you're confusing yourself lmao. the goat girl pick is the only one that isn't me.

You're confusing yourself. You said 'if you're gonna make memes then make it about the right person". I didn't make a meme of you with the goat. I just added your name to it. Take a seat. You might wanna sit this one out, champ.

BigBoss
08-03-2015, 06:15 PM
well i really don't care about any of that. this is the most traffic the forum has seen in many months.. carry on

Exactly. Why are you guys so hurt that we're bringing your dead forum back to life, anyways?

You should be thanking us. I know I thank RubyCalaber, after all, I did meet my fiance here...

Lisa Battery
08-03-2015, 06:27 PM
I think it's cute that you think I'm important enough to defend yourself, too.

But you're taken, Clarissa Marie Holz

Jack and Lisa gotta be jealous of this juggalo love
http://i61.tinypic.com/w8rdz7.jpg

James Holz
https://www.facebook.com/100004449164870/videos/vb.100004449164870/464599850364983/?type=2&theaterlol

lnopia the great
08-04-2015, 10:32 AM
Your wishes have been granted.

Unfortunately, all you did by segregating me was prove my point. Not surprised, however. It's been cowardly 'defense tactics' the whole time I've been here. Constant telling and bitching to the mods. Making polls. Empty threats. You're far too sensitive, my dears.

Making fun of Clarissa's lack of dignity and Lisa's lack of hygiene just doesn't feel the same in the Herp. With that said, I refuse to post on a forum that I can't wander freely on. All because you guys can't contain yourselves enough to refrain from click on our threads, reading our posts and getting homotional? Bravo. You exposed your pussy's, yet again ;)

I am a man of my word. This shall be my last post, unless this ridiculous 'ban' is removed. I love you all.

I bid farewell Ruby.....Kisses to all of my new friends

Particularly you, Sweet Maksy. I take back every hurtful thing I said. You're quite the looker and now I completely understand why you're sooooooooooooooo cocky. You stud muffin, you

http://i61.tinypic.com/nnw2te.jpg



My Facebook.
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009711288270


clown pride

Lisa Battery
08-04-2015, 04:49 PM
This is now the howdy appreciation thread

maks
08-04-2015, 04:59 PM
which one was he again

Lisa Battery
08-04-2015, 05:07 PM
which one was he again

The kind of hot dickhead who posts himself fucking all the time

It's awesome

Lisa Battery
08-04-2015, 05:12 PM
He wasn't trying to steal and marry Deso, he was just trying to fuck everything which just seems to be what he does

He IS a dumb prick though so I don't care but I like howdy and I like someone who writes walls of text even if he is a dumb prick, not everyone can be as smart as me

Lisa Battery
08-04-2015, 05:15 PM
But I don't care if he's herped, I can see why anyway because he's a dumb prick but still....... lol

Lisa Battery
08-04-2015, 05:18 PM
Your wishes have been granted.

Unfortunately, all you did by segregating me was prove my point. Not surprised, however. It's been cowardly 'defense tactics' the whole time I've been here. Constant telling and bitching to the mods. Making polls. Empty threats. You're far too sensitive, my dears.

Making fun of Clarissa's lack of dignity and Lisa's lack of hygiene just doesn't feel the same in the Herp. With that said, I refuse to post on a forum that I can't wander freely on. All because you guys can't contain yourselves enough to refrain from click on our threads, reading our posts and getting homotional? Bravo. You exposed your pussy's, yet again ;)

I am a man of my word. This shall be my last post, unless this ridiculous 'ban' is removed. I love you all.

I bid farewell Ruby.....Kisses to all of my new friends

Particularly you, Sweet Maksy. I take back every hurtful thing I said. You're quite the looker and now I completely understand why you're sooooooooooooooo cocky. You stud muffin, you

http://i61.tinypic.com/nnw2te.jpg



My Facebook.
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009711288270LOL