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Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 05:28 AM
prepare for a shitty week of walls of text

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 05:33 AM
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Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 05:36 AM
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Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 05:39 AM
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Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 05:47 AM
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Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 05:48 AM
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Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 05:49 AM
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Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 05:50 AM
http://simplepimple.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Stuntmen-6.gif

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Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 05:52 AM
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Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 05:53 AM
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Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 05:55 AM
https://psyft.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/general-buster-keaton-1.jpg

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 05:57 AM
http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/5646182/600full-buster-keaton.jpg

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 06:01 AM
http://38.media.tumblr.com/8a2bb8bf0f1ba007700ee679747c451d/tumblr_mpwcjt9wDu1s2tavlo1_400.gif lol

skittles
08-05-2015, 06:21 AM
And you cunts didn't hero this clown....


Hahaha, fuck.

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 06:24 AM
i want to marry Buster Keaton when I grow up

urkles girlfriend
08-05-2015, 07:12 AM
Wtf. stop taking meth!!

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 07:33 AM
i don't take meth you fucktard

skittles
08-05-2015, 08:55 AM
Spoken like a true addict

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 08:58 AM
i can't stay awake all night waiting for good posts that will never happen

To sleep with me

skittles
08-05-2015, 09:02 AM
Spoken like a true addict

lnopia the great
08-05-2015, 07:33 PM
first bowl all day :feelsgoodman:

maks
08-05-2015, 08:00 PM
maybe if you got a job and lived like an adult instead of leeching off your government with some sort of bullshit anxiety condition you would make enough money enough money to buy pot

maks
08-05-2015, 08:01 PM
ask daddy australia to raise your allowance

maks
08-05-2015, 08:01 PM
you useless fucking leech

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 08:51 PM
Maks you have never done anything for anyone

I have literally contributed a LOT more to society than you have

Lick my boot

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 08:51 PM
first bowl all day :feelsgoodman:

Shut up

skittles
08-05-2015, 08:55 PM
ask daddy australia to raise your allowance

She will be fucked when pensions in Australia go from cash to coupons.

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 08:56 PM
Why do you think I have zero respect for you maks?

You've never done anything for anyone

How many walks of life have you worked with, are you familiar with maks or experienced?

None.

what have you EVER done to give back to anyone other than yourself?

Nothing.

skittles
08-05-2015, 08:56 PM
Maks you have never done anything for anyone

I have literally contributed a LOT more to society than you have

Lick my boot
Being a statistic in pension allocations isn't contributing.

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 09:00 PM
Being a statistic in pension allocations isn't contributing.

Excuse you?

i have worked for 20 years and the reason I am on disability currently are not a fucking idiot's call like yours

majorcum
08-05-2015, 09:38 PM
meth thread

Wendy <3
08-05-2015, 09:43 PM
too busy to feed meow and take care of meow

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 09:46 PM
too busy to feed meow and take care of meow

i ALWAYS had food for jazz

It was beyind the joke to everyone else actually how much food I had for her because I always had a selection of different food out for her

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2015, 09:48 PM
[QUOTE=Lisa Battery;775536410]i ALWAYS had food for jazz

It was beyind the joke to everyone else actually how much food I had for her because I always had a selection of different food out for her[/QUOwwownobodyareslisa

maks
08-05-2015, 09:48 PM
Maks you have never done anything for anyone

I have literally contributed a LOT more to society than you have

Lick my boot

being a teacher isn't 'doing something' for people, it's a job for folks who think they should be in positions of authority but lack the skills to get into an actual position of authority. it's an incredibly easy job, and that's why the pay is shit, anyone in the world can do it. except you. the stress of a career showing 9 year olds where africa is on the map was just too much for the great lisa mcbushpig.

maks
08-05-2015, 09:50 PM
so how about you get a job instead of bitching all the time that your allowance isn't high enough if you're such a great contributor get the fuck out there and contribute or shut your freeloading mouth already and be happy you have food

maks
08-05-2015, 09:51 PM
if this was a fair world people like you would starve to death in the streets

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 09:51 PM
being a teacher isn't 'doing something' for people, it's a job for folks who think they should be in positions of authority but lack the skills to get into an actual position of authority. it's an incredibly easy job, and that's why the pay is shit, anyone in the world can do it. except you. the stress of a career showing 9 year olds where africa is on the map was just too much for the great lisa mcbushpig.
Another example of how sheltered you are

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 09:51 PM
if this was a fair world people like you would starve to death in the streets

Nope.

I wouldn't.

And you certainly do nothing for anyone.

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 09:53 PM
so how about you get a job instead of bitching all the time that your allowance isn't high enough if you're such a great contributor get the fuck out there and contribute or shut your freeloading mouth already and be happy you have food

You're the one who bitches about that not me

And no I will not make you any money at all maks even though I have the potential to make a shit load more than you if I wanted

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2015, 09:56 PM
Picked a helluva day to quit sniffing glue

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2015, 09:57 PM
You're the one who bitches about that not me

And no I will not make you any money at all maks even though I have the potential to make a shit load more than you if I wanted

uhhh

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 09:59 PM
Picked a helluva day to quit sniffing glue

LOL

maks
08-05-2015, 10:00 PM
I can afford weed, all the weed I can smoke. I don't even ned to decide between weed and internet, or suck anyone's dick. it's because I have a job, I do something for someone and they pay me. Look it up on wikipedia it's not that far fetched people do it all the time.

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2015, 10:01 PM
lisa could be rich if she wanted,, she just chooses to live in abject poverty,

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 10:01 PM
I can afford weed, all the weed I can smoke. I don't even ned to decide between weed and internet, or suck anyone's dick. it's because I have a job, I do something for someone and they pay me. Look it up on wikipedia it's not that far fetched people do it all the time.

I love sucking dick

You love eating out your x's anus but you don't have anyone to fuck

I've done more and more worthwhile and contributing to society jobs than you

i never have enough weed,

maks
08-05-2015, 10:05 PM
you never have enough weed because you're on the dole

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 10:06 PM
lisa could be rich if she wanted,, she just chooses to live in abject poverty,

Yes dp

i spent 6 years at university, have 2 university degrees, am completely intellectually capable and have a fucking HUGE IQ

However my life does not revolve around $ and I'm not sucking up resources I don't even need. Neither of you have done and dealt with stuff I have. i don't give a FUCK about your money

You want to carry on about it, shut up and buy me some weed dipshit

maks
08-05-2015, 10:07 PM
you're sucking up resources you didn't earn by stealing them from australia's millions of employed people

maks
08-05-2015, 10:08 PM
also if your life doesn't revolve around money, why do you make like 3 threads a week whining that you don't have any money?

maks
08-05-2015, 10:09 PM
seems to me, that if what you said is true, you wouldn't spend so much time thinking about it

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 10:10 PM
seems to me, that if what you said is true, you wouldn't spend so much time thinking about it

What?

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 10:11 PM
also if your life doesn't revolve around money, why do you make like 3 threads a week whining that you don't have any money?

i don't even make one about that you dumb fuck

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 10:11 PM
you're sucking up resources you didn't earn by stealing them from australia's millions of employed people

i've earned the right to live more than you have

maks
08-05-2015, 10:13 PM
i've earned the right to live more than you have

nobody's earned the right to live free and clear on someone else's labor. that's why slavery was abolished.

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2015, 10:13 PM
you sound like a racist lisa

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 10:16 PM
nobody's earned the right to live free and clear on someone else's labor. that's why slavery was abolished.

You have not earned the right to live in the face of me

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2015, 10:17 PM
are all australians racists

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 10:22 PM
are all australians racists

A lot of them are

One of my brothers was just indoctrinated into an aboriginal tribe... he's aboriginal now

i thought that was awesome

maks
08-05-2015, 10:22 PM
I don't know whay I'm bothering, this is a moot point. even if lisa was living up to her supposed potential, I make 3x what a teacher does, it's like the worst job you can get with a college degree

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2015, 10:22 PM
was it the gay stunt brother who beat your ass

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 10:25 PM
was it the gay stunt brother who beat your ass

No

The other one

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 10:26 PM
I don't know whay I'm bothering, this is a moot point. even if lisa was living up to her supposed potential, I make 3x what a teacher does, it's like the worst job you can get with a college degree
The ONLY thing you ahve to fall back on in this argument maks is your job... your job in IT.

congrats on all the success maks

maks
08-05-2015, 10:28 PM
The ONLY thing you ahve to fall back on in this argument maks is your job... your job in IT.

congrats on all the success maks

that's all I need. you go on and on about your qualifications and your potential but at the end of the day you're an unemployed mental case on the dole who's doing jack shit with her life. is there really anything more that needs to be said?

Autistic Spectrum
08-05-2015, 10:28 PM
can you get your gay brother to post here , tell him theres alot of other like minded gay dudes here,, who also want to beat your ass

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 10:30 PM
can you get your gay brother to post here , tell him theres alot of other like minded gay dudes here,, who also want to beat your ass

Nope.

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 10:30 PM
that's all I need. you go on and on about your qualifications and your potential but at the end of the day you're an unemployed mental case on the dole who's doing jack shit with her life. is there really anything more that needs to be said?

Yet I've still accomplished more than you

maks
08-05-2015, 10:33 PM
Yet I've still accomplished more than you

keep on living in the past. even if that was true I'm bound to surpass you eventually because it looks like you've already decided to do jack shit for the rest of your life.

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 10:35 PM
keep on living in the past. even if that was true I'm bound to surpass you eventually because it looks like you've already decided to do jack shit for the rest of your life.

Surpass me?

Oh do you mean getting paid more than me in some really menial shitty IT job?

yep, you already win there maks

maks
08-05-2015, 10:38 PM
I help thousands of people a day and get to travel all over the place but go ahead and convince yourself that pointing at africa on a map is magically the more noble profession because reasons

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 10:41 PM
I help thousands of people a day and get to travel all over the place but go ahead and convince yourself that pointing at africa on a map is magically the more noble profession because reasons

LOL

This is when I think you are cute

That's adorable maks

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 10:41 PM
Completely sheltered from actual life

But cute

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 10:42 PM
You don't even do anything when travelling

Just sit in a room at a computer all alone maksie poo

maks
08-05-2015, 10:42 PM
now granted I never sucked off a 12 year old in the janitor's closet but some of us just aren't as dedicated to our craft as you are

Wendy <3
08-05-2015, 10:43 PM
let us do genmay

Lisa Battery
08-05-2015, 10:46 PM
now granted I never sucked off a 12 year old in the janitor's closet but some of us just aren't as dedicated to our craft as you are
Why are you constantly posting about fucking little kids maks?

skittles
08-06-2015, 12:19 AM
Lisa's post in this thread is full of lols, when I get finished working, ill come back and laugh harder.

skittles
08-06-2015, 02:34 AM
Any one know what "degrees" she has, and how long she's been out of work?

majorcum
08-06-2015, 03:31 AM
hey lisa marks is very helpful to me and I'm sure once he sees I'm serious about getting off disability and doing work and stuff he'll be probably helpful to the point of it being annoying, I think he's that kinda guy, but if I were to chose to stay on disability, he would not borrow me a car

majorcum
08-06-2015, 03:31 AM
lisa posts are just those noun verb fill in the blank things

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 03:34 AM
Any one know what "degrees" she has, and how long she's been out of work?

FUCK OFF

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 03:35 AM
hey lisa marks is very helpful to me and I'm sure once he sees I'm serious about getting off disability and doing work and stuff he'll be probably helpful to the point of it being annoying, I think he's that kinda guy, but if I were to chose to stay on disability, he would not borrow me a car
Don't tell me about maks

Nothing I've said about maks is untrue

Can't say the same for that thick head

skittles
08-06-2015, 05:06 AM
FUCK OFF

Well?
You fucking go on and on, I'm asking.

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 05:13 AM
Well?
You fucking go on and on, I'm asking.

No YOU reading my every post is YOUR problem, not mine.

If you want to know something about me you can ask ME directly and properly if you want the actual truth otherwise join the fucktard brigade because who the fuck are you to even ask? Let alone ask other people.

No.

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 05:18 AM
Or why don't you just ask random fucktards on a message board who actually have NOTHING to do with my life

skittles
08-06-2015, 06:41 AM
Hey Lisa, direct questions, what degrees do you have? And how long have you been out of work?

maks
08-06-2015, 07:15 AM
Hey Lisa, direct questions, what degrees do you have? And how long have you been out of work?

No YOU reading my every post is YOUR problem, not mine.

If you want to know something about me you can ask ME directly and properly if you want the actual truth otherwise join the fucktard brigade because who the fuck are you to even ask? Let alone ask other people.

No.

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 07:37 AM
Hey Lisa, direct questions, what degrees do you have? And how long have you been out of work?

I don't like how you are trying to get to know me

You're doing it wrong

So.... No.

skittles
08-06-2015, 08:10 AM
So you're full of shit then?

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 08:11 AM
So you're full of shit then?

You're an idiot

skittles
08-06-2015, 08:12 AM
No YOU reading my every post is YOUR problem, not mine.

If you want to know something about me you can ask ME directly and properly if you want the actual truth otherwise join the fucktard brigade because who the fuck are you to even ask? Let alone ask other people.

No.

She likes to speak alot of shit until she gets called out...

She been like that long?

skittles
08-06-2015, 08:12 AM
You're an idiot

HA

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 08:16 AM
She likes to speak alot of shit until she gets called out...

She been like that long?

You don't know me and the way you are carrying on you aren't going to and the best you can hope for is to be a cody and actually have no facts about anyone at all

skittles
08-06-2015, 08:19 AM
You don't know me and the way you are carrying on you aren't going to and the best you can hope for is to be a cody and actually have no facts about anyone at all

I know enough to form an opinion, that is that you a useless pile of ahit that likes to beat your own drum, and you are quite blind to blatant factS.

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 08:22 AM
I know enough to form an opinion, that is that you a useless pile of ahit that likes to beat your own drum, and you are quite blind to blatant factS.

What "facts"?

Pretty sure I know ALL about myself and you know squat

All you do here is follow me around, whatever I have going on it's obviously better than what you have going on

You literally know NOTHING about me, you WANT to but that's a far fucking cry from actually knowing anything at all

skittles
08-06-2015, 08:24 AM
I find harassing idiots to be amusing from time to time, and you're numbers come up.

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 08:28 AM
Good luck

But there's quite the line for me

skittles
08-06-2015, 08:30 AM
I bet.

urkles girlfriend
08-06-2015, 08:52 AM
I wonder if pluggy is getting welfare

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 08:59 AM
I wonder if pluggy is getting welfare
Do you?

I was at the CERN website wondering many things

That was not one of them

Poopalew
08-06-2015, 09:13 AM
Do you?

I was at the CERN website wondering many things

That was not one of them

I don't even know who the fuck is Lexi, in fact, was jolly good fun!