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Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 09:12 AM
We are going to sleep together now

Poopalew
08-06-2015, 09:25 AM
We are going to sleep together now

Yeah Swimming Playing some basketball etc.

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 09:27 AM
Yeah Swimming Playing some basketball etc.

I talk to you m0nde bot because you're better than m0nde and I'm not actually sleeping... i can hear walking around in Donny's house while he's sleeping and I'm scared they'll take his computer away and I won't get to watch him sleep for the next 12 hours and will wind up talking to a m0nde bot... wait a minute!

Poopalew
08-06-2015, 09:29 AM
I talk to you m0nde bot because you're better than m0nde and I'm not actually sleeping... i can hear walking around in Donny's house while he's sleeping and I'm scared they'll take his computer away and I won't get to watch him sleep for the next 12 hours and will wind up talking to a m0nde bot... wait a minute!

AW SHIT I have to take a shit Looking up sex?

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 09:30 AM
..... god I hate m0nde.....

Poopalew
08-06-2015, 09:31 AM
..... god I hate m0nde.....

Dude a dictionary is a collection of DEFINITIONS not OPINIONS.

Battery Bits
08-06-2015, 11:14 AM
We got each other darlin. :heart:

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 11:18 AM
^ see there he is, he keeps insisting he's real but I won't know that until I can do the necessary experiments on him

Battery Bits
08-06-2015, 11:20 AM
Can't even wait. :smile:

Experiment away.

Poopalew
08-06-2015, 11:51 AM
^ see there he is, he keeps insisting he's real but I won't know that until I can do the necessary experiments on him

We had kinky sex on the patio last night!

urkles girlfriend
08-06-2015, 12:53 PM
lisa is really cybering a crack addict.

Nuffy
08-06-2015, 01:19 PM
Heroin addict

urkles girlfriend
08-06-2015, 01:21 PM
ok junkiie.

Poopalew
08-06-2015, 01:30 PM
ok junkiie.

Q.

Battery Bits
08-06-2015, 01:48 PM
I'm neither a crack addict or a junkie, at the moment.

I'm hooked on Lisa. That's my love.

Nothing I'd rather do than talk to her constantly.

Poopalew
08-06-2015, 02:06 PM
I'm neither a crack addict or a junkie, at the moment.

I'm hooked on Lisa. That's my love.

Nothing I'd rather do than talk to her constantly.

His sociology engaged in a neo-Kantian inquiry into the limits of perception asking 'What is society?

Wendy <3
08-06-2015, 03:15 PM
too many insane humans post here

urkles girlfriend
08-06-2015, 03:31 PM
I'm neither a crack addict or a junkie, at the moment.



Implying you will take drugs again as soon as you get teh chance

Poopalew
08-06-2015, 03:35 PM
Implying you will take drugs again as soon as you get teh chance

Actually (stylized as Pet Shop Boys actually.)

Battery Bits
08-06-2015, 04:11 PM
LOL nahh, Lisa is my heroine.

I just wanna cook her in a spoon, draw her up thru a cotton, and slam her up my arm.

That's my bae. She makes me feel better than all that shit combined. How cute is our relationship, really?

I'm busy stacking my feddy so I can go see her. She still doesn't believe I'll ever make it up there, but my big stack of $ I'll have tomorrow night disagrees.

I am compelled to fuck her right in the face. No amount of temporary euphoria will keep me from that. You know how hard it is for me to bank $5000? Hard AF, but I'm committed to being with her.

Hear me now, believe me later, but I *will* get there.

Poopalew
08-06-2015, 04:16 PM
LOL nahh, Lisa is my heroine.

I just wanna cook her in a spoon, draw her up thru a cotton, and slam her up my arm.

That's my bae. She makes me feel better than all that shit combined. How cute is our relationship, really?

I'm busy stacking my feddy so I can go see her. She still doesn't believe I'll ever make it up there, but my big stack of $ I'll have tomorrow night disagrees.

I am compelled to fuck her right in the face. No amount of temporary euphoria will keep me from that. You know how hard it is for me to bank $5000? Hard AF, but I'm committed to being with her.

Hear me now, believe me later, but I *will* get there.

There are many different types of equipment used for cooking.

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 04:21 PM
BUZZ BUZZ FUCKING BUZZ WHATEVER FUCK OFF NOW M0NDE

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 04:23 PM
Implying you will take drugs again as soon as you get teh chance

He has the chance always you dumb bitch

Unlike you some people have options and choices

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 04:24 PM
LOL nahh, Lisa is my heroine.

I just wanna cook her in a spoon, draw her up thru a cotton, and slam her up my arm.

That's my bae. She makes me feel better than all that shit combined. How cute is our relationship, really?

I'm busy stacking my feddy so I can go see her. She still doesn't believe I'll ever make it up there, but my big stack of $ I'll have tomorrow night disagrees.

I am compelled to fuck her right in the face. No amount of temporary euphoria will keep me from that. You know how hard it is for me to bank $5000? Hard AF, but I'm committed to being with her.

Hear me now, believe me later, but I *will* get there.
$5,000 to fuck me in the face... SOLD to my imaginary boyfriend XD

Poopalew
08-06-2015, 04:25 PM
He has the chance always you dumb bitch

Unlike you some people have options and choices

I throw my keys, however if I had that I would be hanging them for sure

Autistic Spectrum
08-06-2015, 04:28 PM
I throw my keys, however if I had that I would be hanging them for sure

what if you kept your keys in a safe place instead

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 04:29 PM
No dp

Just kill m0nde please

Battery Bits
08-06-2015, 04:31 PM
Hope you slept well love. :heart:

I'll be back on in about 90 minutes.

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 04:31 PM
Hope you slept well love. :heart:

I'll be back on in about 90 minutes.

Hmph

Battery Bits
08-06-2015, 04:33 PM
Why hmph darlin'?

My gram needs her Farmville.

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 04:35 PM
Does that mean I was just messaging your gran again?

Battery Bits
08-06-2015, 04:39 PM
Does that mean I was just messaging your gran again?

LOL nahh, she's not that slick. :heart:

I miss youuu, it feels like it's been ages.

Battery Bits
08-06-2015, 04:41 PM
ages.

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 04:44 PM
LOL nahh, she's not that slick. :heart:

I miss youuu, it feels like it's been ages.

Well I was messaging SOMEONE online on your skype

Battery Bits
08-06-2015, 04:49 PM
Today? Fuck lol.

Pretty sure it was logged out and she doesn't know my pw.

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 04:55 PM
Today? Fuck lol.

Pretty sure it was logged out and she doesn't know my pw.
Yep today, it's on right now

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 04:57 PM
you've left it on so that it will load up and log in whenever the computer is online probably

You need to fix the settings

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 04:57 PM
Because I'm telling you now that is going to be pretty awkward one day

Battery Bits
08-06-2015, 04:59 PM
Right on hun. Oops! Lol.

I think it's because my comp crashed and I forgot to manually sign out.

I'll fix that quick.

Battery Bits
08-06-2015, 05:00 PM
Because I'm telling you now that is going to be pretty awkward one day

She knows I love ya. :heart:

But right on.

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 05:01 PM
She won't reply to me Jack :'(

Why won't gran reply to me?????

Battery Bits
08-06-2015, 05:07 PM
LOL she probably doesn't know how, love.

I'm willing to bet it -is- signed out, just not on the Skype servers since it crashed abruptly and my laptop sucks.

I miss you. Just gotta take a shower, get my laundry, then I'm yours for ages.

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 05:21 PM
LOL she probably doesn't know how, love.

I'm willing to bet it -is- signed out, just not on the Skype servers since it crashed abruptly and my laptop sucks.

I miss you. Just gotta take a shower, get my laundry, then I'm yours for ages.I'm willing to bet dear gran does in fact know how to use a skype as it is not rocket science and she is already quite proficient at farmville

But I didn't message anything too bad, just, make sure you look at those settings

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 05:22 PM
Now I'm about to go try and run my daily scam for a bath... i'll be back later xoxo

Battery Bits
08-06-2015, 05:24 PM
Later hun. :heart:

Catch ya when you're back.

Wendy <3
08-06-2015, 07:14 PM
shut the meow up both of you

Lisa Battery
08-06-2015, 07:35 PM
shut the meow up both of you

Don't you even fucking dare....

Lisa Battery
08-07-2015, 06:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/zozMqm7.jpg

Lisa Battery
08-07-2015, 07:29 PM
ok last post (again) until ruby does his job and at least pulls his end of fucking off dead weight

looked up the green back boogie song because Suits and I like the film clip


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slgj96aXgQk

joe momzaho
08-07-2015, 07:43 PM
He'll sell you for crack, but I'm not hating. I'd do the same.

BoobyKalabrr
08-08-2015, 05:46 AM
Does that mean I was just messaging your gran again?

get the fuck out of your poverty flat and interact with real life people, fucking no life shut in bitch

urkles girlfriend
08-08-2015, 06:51 PM
poverty flat... the above person is australian or english. no normal person calls an apartment a "flat"

Autistic Spectrum
08-08-2015, 07:16 PM
did the queen of england avatar he has had for like 2 years tip you off as well cag you stupid bitch

urkles girlfriend
08-08-2015, 07:21 PM
did the queen of england avatar he has had for like 2 years tip you off as well cag you stupid bitch

shut up!!

Lisa Battery
08-09-2015, 03:26 PM
poverty flat... the above person is australian or english. no normal person calls an apartment a "flat"

You have never managed a place on your own in your life, grandparents house, halfway house with teenagers when an adult and now at jon's

A "flat" is not only a common word but it's meaning is notvthat complicated if you aren't as stupid and uneducated as you.

Lisa Battery
08-09-2015, 03:26 PM
get the fuck out of your poverty flat and interact with real life people, fucking no life shut in bitcheveryone does more than you do

Lisa Battery
08-09-2015, 03:27 PM
He'll sell you for crack, but I'm not hating. I'd do the same.

Nah.

The Donny bitch is mine.

Wendy <3
11-10-2017, 11:04 AM
LOL nahh, Lisa is my heroine.

I just wanna cook her in a spoon, draw her up thru a cotton, and slam her up my arm.

That's my bae. She makes me feel better than all that shit combined. How cute is our relationship, really?

I'm busy stacking my feddy so I can go see her. She still doesn't believe I'll ever make it up there, but my big stack of $ I'll have tomorrow night disagrees.

I am compelled to fuck her right in the face. No amount of temporary euphoria will keep me from that. You know how hard it is for me to bank $5000? Hard AF, but I'm committed to being with her.

Hear me now, believe me later, but I *will* get there.

RIP faggot.

DonaldStoneJr.
11-10-2017, 11:16 AM
I just wanna cook her in a spoon, draw her up thru a cotton, and slam her up my arm.