what's worse ??? playing frisbee golf, or fucking cag

[Autistic Spectrum]

there both bad. but the question is what's worse?

[urkles girlfriend]

fucking me is pretty great ^_^

[urkles girlfriend]

i try to fuck jon at least once daily

[Autistic Spectrum]

they both sound bad to me i have only done one of them but they both sound really bad

[urkles girlfriend]

and now ^_^ I have a nice smooth, waxed labia to give my jonathan when he gets back from disc golf.

[urkles girlfriend]

The pain I endure to ensure that my man doesn't have to fuck a hairy, stubbly pussy.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i try to fuck jon at least once daily
http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/image.php?u=2431&dateline=1440541507

does the dog look like this when he watches you slime up jon's dick

[urkles girlfriend]

the dog watches us bang.

[urkles girlfriend]

I make him come like a fire hybrant every time. :)

[urkles girlfriend]

I mash my face into Jon's fat warm sock. im really into cock worship

[Autistic Spectrum]

ugh glad i voted for both

[urkles girlfriend]

I can't wait for Jon to come home with his gift of penis

[urkles girlfriend]

Jons cock is the stuff that gods are made of

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... wait till Stevie gets there. all three of you humping together.

[urkles girlfriend]

After jon pounds me like a dirty whore, im going to have u and dp banned

[maks]

is frisbee golf the same thing as ultimate frisbee? I never went to college

[urkles girlfriend]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DblQX5vJ7k

Dp is just jealous because Jon has actual friends to do things with

[Wendy <3]

I mash my face into Jon's fat warm sock. im really into cock worship

You have to be what else would you be good for?

[Lisa Battery]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DblQX5vJ7k

Dp is just jealous because Jon has actual friends to do things with

Some people go outside and play frisbee golf in packs

[urkles girlfriend]

You have to be what else would you be good for?


I'm good for alot of things thank you very much.

[Autistic Spectrum]

tell him to join a skeeball league like a normal person would frolf is so 90's i bet half the team has goatee's

[urkles girlfriend]

get out of here with your bullshit arcade skeeball. Grow up!

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://texasskeeballleague.com/

[Autistic Spectrum]

ASL Rules
The Rules

The Rules are simple. 10 frames. 9 balls. Best score. No Whining. Oh, and we have a foul line now, trying to keep it fair people. Don’t cross it!

The Prize

The Golden Skeeball. If you need some luck, give it a rub – you’re sure to roll a couple Loops!

The Culture

Austin Skeeball League doesn’t just have attitude, it has culture! It doesn’t matter who you are, what you do, or how much athleticism you possess, everyone is there to have a good time. Everyone who isn’t a fan of having a good time (and possibly having a drink or two), probably isn’t a roller in the Austin Skeeball League, but you could be.

The Machine

We roll on the American Standard of vintage skeeball machines, and each machine has their perks. However, you won’t get any tickets for hitting the high score, there are no blazing light shows for hitting the hundos, and sometimes if you’re lucky it will tell you that you’re a winner.

Are you ready to play yet?!

[urkles girlfriend]

Jon won't be caught dead in Austin, Texas

[Wendy <3]

Does jon apologize after hitting you or does he make you apologize for having to hit you?

[urkles girlfriend]

Does jon apologize after hitting you or does he make you apologize for having to hit you?

tbh this sounds pretty kinky. i will ask him to smack me later tongiht

[Autistic Spectrum]

hope he does it with a baseball bat

[urkles girlfriend]

you dont mean that...

[Autistic Spectrum]

you have been vvery mean to me and i wish you great harm

[urkles girlfriend]

how could anyone say such a thing to my smiling face is beyond me

[urkles girlfriend]

you apologize for what you said about my dog, bitch. that made me upsert

[Wendy <3]

Hope he shoves his frisbees in your you know what

[urkles girlfriend]

You are so fucking rude

[UPGRAYEDD]

did you get dicked yet

[urkles girlfriend]

No i am cooking dinner

[Wendy <3]

Hope you get food poisoning and shit all over jon during you know what

[urkles girlfriend]

Shut up!! Stop making fun of me

[maks]

CAG I just admitted I'm your friend in another thread because fuck what it does to my reputation I think you're ok

[maks]

if I had a friend like cag irl I'd have one more drug abusing ex stripper friend to add to the list

[maks]

that wuld be p cool imo

[maks]

I wish it was friay because friday night is coke night and I wanna get fucking coked as fuck and write love letters to all my steam friends

[urkles girlfriend]

you're lucky. jon says im not allowed to do cocosinr :(

[urkles girlfriend]

cocaine

[maks]

he doesn't own you I'm a feminist I don't believe men should be setting boundries for women it should be all "I'm not comfortable with that" and you're all "this relationship is important enough to me that I don't want to make you uncomfortable" where does he get off get him in here I'm going to fight him irl on susan b anthony's behalf

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag is getting raped as fun irl as it sounds

[maks]

dp I'll tell you a secret I'm runk as fuck and you're the best poster ever even if your hobbies irl are lame as fuck and you have kids like some sort of lifescript following dickweed I still respect the fuck out of your posting abilities and the forum was never better then when you were mod

[urkles girlfriend]

Lmao man i wish i could drink like i I used to im so jealous right now oh how i love being fucked up

[urkles girlfriend]

Art bell will be going live soon î

[Wendy <3]

Drunk cag hated lisa unlike the current version that sucks

[maks]

I'm fighting with myself right now, it's between the immature "I'm madly in live with liz of course I have a shot HOLY SHIT SIGN I HAVE A SHOT" side and the mature "If she's not into you she never will be" side, and the mature side is probably right but it's always nice to pretend

[maks]

anyway I'm nuts about this fucking chick and I hate it and that;'s whay I',m drunk on a tuesday and telling internet people why they're my best friends ever

[Wendy <3]

If she won't be yours then kill her so she won't be anyone else's either

[maks]

she's been like 8 guys' since I met her and I don't even care motherfucker I DON'T EVEN CARE

[steveyos]

hope all is well

[maks]

had a hell of a hangover this morning

[steveyos]

that's why I stick with weed and weed accessories !!!

[maks]

if you don't drink and do coke how will you ever rant and rave on the internet like a retard

[Wendy <3]

Lisa doesn't need drugs or alcohol to do it

[Dirty Harry]

:facepalm:

[Dirty Harry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6RoOwSKI7M

[Wendy <3]

Get out harry

[Poopalew]

Get out harry

Plug drugs is one LOAD your mother should have swallowed!

[Lisa Battery]

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