I'm wearing a mens cologne for men called Lolita

[blumpkin blownuts]

It's for men though it smells like sawdust, burnt brake pads and hunting knives :money:

[juji]

Pedofile

[blumpkin blownuts]

If I was a pedo I'd wear My Little Pony kids perfume

[blumpkin blownuts]

^por homme

[juji]

If I was a pedo I'd wear My Little Pony kids perfume

If you wear, they think you're a brony

[blumpkin blownuts]

no it's the finishing touch on my lil girl disguise so i can "blend in with the herd" and strike quickly and unseen

[blumpkin blownuts]

you would

jealous skag

[blumpkin blownuts]

And farm dirt. This cologne smells like sawdust brake bads knives and farm dirt.

[sex with dead people]

fuck off rosevelt

[timmy]

:snake:

[Lexi Persimmons]

:m0nde: i love bum sex.

[timmy]

but poop comes from there

[blumpkin blownuts]

and I think you'll find dear Bob, the aroma you are describing, has a touch of musk in it, amongst other things

it's lolita lempicka l'eau au masculine and yes it's very musky

[blumpkin blownuts]

i like joop! femme on my bedsheets though the musk in it smells like vagina musk

[blumpkin blownuts]

like a fuckin doe in heat

[timmy]

ive smelt sweaty vagina before it literalyl smells the same as my balls after a long cardio session

[timmy]

who would have thought they would smell the same after exercise

[blumpkin blownuts]

ive noticed that too
also was with this mediterranean broad who has a sweaty hairy pussy with a note of sweaty armpits

but pussy musk is when women are at some specific phase of ovulation i never noticed it with chicks on the pill
but im not a cuntologist nor a slut so who knows

[blumpkin blownuts]

No I was given a big bottle of perfume from my Sydney Pete for xmas

I love it

that was douche, did you really squeeze it onto your face LMAO

[blumpkin blownuts]

why did why quim all over your hotel room in the first place

[juji]

:m0nde: i love bum sex.

i don't want my dick gets infected by worms

[blumpkin blownuts]

wtf is "quim"?

quim, n.
1. girlycum

quim, v.
1. to produce girlycum

[Desolation]

wearing a perfume called "vaginal excretion"

[plusle riot]

wearing a perfume called "vaginal excretion"

you can see me at the Macy's fragrance dept. counter for a free sample

[plusle riot]

i used to like CK one a lot and then i fell in love with Revlon Unforgettable and that's when they decided to discontinue making it. now all i have are those shitty Harajuku Lovers scents. the Baby one smells ok but the rest are just bleh

[stalker virus]

cologne is p important do not ever wear axe body spray unless you are 12 pls

[blumpkin blownuts]

i'm wearing michael kors michael today :batting:

[stalker virus]

http://i.imgur.com/xHM0L.gif

[plusle riot]

i'm wearing michael kors michael today :batting:

sexy song for a sexy fragrance

ktwlN_ocL-o

[maks]

I think perfume is for girls, I have my own blend a combination of coffee cigarettes and weed

[plusle riot]

i'm wearing michael kors michael today :batting:

have you heard of/smelled Chrome? that shit's really noice on guys


I think perfume is for girls, I have my own blend a combination of coffee cigarettes and weed

that is my natural body odor right there

[maks]

that is my natural body odor right there

yeah it's like pheromones girls smell me and their instincts tell them 'this is a guy who knows where to get weed'

[plusle riot]

yeah it's like pheromones girls smell me and their instincts tell them 'this is a guy who knows where to get weed'

ok i laughed but i think my smell would cancel yours out because we'd be giving off the exact same pheremones

[maks]

That's fine you're not going to be impressed by my weed finding abilities anyway

[timmy]

yeah it's like pheromones girls smell me and their instincts tell them 'this is a guy who knows where to get weed'

so thats why steveyos gets all the ladies

[plusle riot]

That's fine you're not going to be impressed by my weed finding abilities anyway

probs not. i get p good gear around here, even got half a lb of shrooms a couple months ago and i tripped for like a month straight even after selling a fair bit of it

[maks]

so thats why steveyos gets all the ladies

stevey looks like one of those guys who smells like rotten hot dogs all the time


probs not. i get p good gear around here, even got half a lb of shrooms a couple months ago and i tripped for like a month straight even after selling a fair bit of it

I gotta move to ny...