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Plug Drugs
09-10-2015, 03:37 PM
?

steveyos
09-10-2015, 03:51 PM
I"m sure whatever you need help with is very useful adn going to be a good time and a beautiful person. god bless.

Plug Drugs
09-10-2015, 03:59 PM
Lmao what are you replying to this thread for, youre a dumbass. Here here, run along now little faggot

Poopalew
09-10-2015, 04:00 PM
I"m sure whatever you need help with is very useful adn going to be a good time and a beautiful person. god bless.

Jack's a sex machine. Watch him get down

maks
09-10-2015, 04:48 PM
oh hey aren't you the asswipe who has no marketable skills and no future but is always bragging about how good he is at math

Plug Drugs
09-10-2015, 05:00 PM
Marks89 aka dead cat porn pictures or whayever guy, i was thinking last night about how IT jobs are expendable, and are a hiccup in corporate budgets that will be replaced by best buy geek squads or some equivalent by 2018

Plug Drugs
09-10-2015, 05:07 PM
Why dont you compile an ms-dos script that makesme a pizza

Plug Drugs
09-10-2015, 05:07 PM
Gotta batch file for that??

maks
09-10-2015, 05:24 PM
oh yeah you're also the guy who's so laughably ignorant about computers that he honestly believes every IT job is nothing more than virus cleanups and driver updates

maks
09-10-2015, 05:26 PM
so anyway, if you're not really the math prodigy you think you are, what remains to protect your ego from the painful reality of your essential uselessness? do you have anything left to feel good about?

Wendy <3
09-10-2015, 05:51 PM
I know how you can kill yourself if you need help with that

maks
09-10-2015, 05:55 PM
what's the square root of a noose

Lisa Battery
09-11-2015, 03:15 AM
i could help you

but pretty sure you don't even have an actual question and just want to try and pretend you know maths that you don't so I'm already bored.

Lisa Battery
09-11-2015, 03:16 AM
Do have any idea how actually excited I would be if this was legit?

Why bother

stevеyos
09-11-2015, 11:02 AM
plug drugs is so fucking far off the deep end that it's one of like zero things I actually laugh out loud about in my entire life not even just from this forum he's so into this useless shit I wonder if lisa brought it up first and omg then he got into it and wow listen just as they were gonna go to a math class together irl lisa called it off and lightning struck plug drugs and ever since that day he has become Super Fag, .

stevеyos
09-11-2015, 11:05 AM
Do have any idea how actually excited I would be if this was legit?

Why bother
this is just as funny because plug drugs is going to be so much further into useless math and space knowledge than lisa since she fucked his brain for ever he's going to be that much crazier and like they both firmly believe that their math and space knowledge is anything but gay but welp it is in fact only gay

stevеyos
09-11-2015, 11:06 AM
plug. drugs will get to post at lisa's forim

Plug Drugs
09-11-2015, 11:32 AM
Wow what a faggot he waits 20 minutes until i log off before he replies, fucking queer

Plug Drugs
09-11-2015, 11:35 AM
i could help you

but pretty sure you don't even have an actual question and just want to try and pretend you know maths that you don't so I'm already bored.
The problem i had got solved by some guy on a math reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/learnmath/comments/3kgj5e/multivariable_integration_parabaloid_problem/

stevеyos
09-11-2015, 11:54 AM
hahagagahahhagahaha

stevеyos
09-11-2015, 11:54 AM
parabaloid android

urkles girlfriend
09-11-2015, 12:01 PM
TOO BAD PLUG DRUGS CAN'T USE CALCULUS TO PAY FOR HIS INTERNET

urkles girlfriend
09-11-2015, 12:01 PM
MAYBE HE COULD USE CALCULUS TO NOT BE A FILTHY PATHETIC FAT JUNKY THAT THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF ALL TIME

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
09-11-2015, 12:03 PM
I know calc 3 (p. much partial derivatives etc...), but fuck ou m8

Plug Drugs
09-11-2015, 12:43 PM
I need someone who knows line integrals, tard

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
09-11-2015, 12:54 PM
I need someone who knows line integrals, tard

thats a calc 2 concept. what shitty community college are you at?

Plug Drugs
09-11-2015, 01:03 PM
3 dimensional line integrals you fucking idiot

Plug Drugs
09-11-2015, 01:05 PM
Calc 2 us 2 dimensional integrals and maybe an introduction to vector calculus at the end of the course; multivariable integrals is calc 3

Poopalew
09-11-2015, 01:50 PM
Calc 2 us 2 dimensional integrals and maybe an introduction to vector calculus at the end of the course; multivariable integrals is calc 3

I 0wn3d at the centre and you move twice as fast.

Wendy <3
09-11-2015, 01:55 PM
Why does some faggot who admitted to sucking a dick refer to other people as queers? Thats some lisa level delusional shit right there. You're both stupid drug addicts so it makes sense

Plug Drugs
09-11-2015, 02:00 PM
Shutup you fucking queer

Poopalew
09-11-2015, 02:30 PM
Shutup you fucking queer

dont come back like a shitty bag of coke

cag
09-11-2015, 03:31 PM
Why does some faggot who admitted to sucking a dick refer to other people as queers? Thats some lisa level delusional shit right there. You're both stupid drug addicts so it makes sense

maks
09-11-2015, 03:47 PM
Wow what a faggot he waits 20 minutes until i log off before he replies, fucking queer

let the record show plug drugs was still reading this thread when I replied to it. I made a couple of very good points and he didn't have a comeback, this was the best he could do.

Wendy <3
09-11-2015, 04:59 PM
I wish plug drug would log out of life

maks
09-11-2015, 08:30 PM
I wish plug drug would log out of life

Plug Drugs
09-11-2015, 08:57 PM
Let the record show when i minimize the internet on my phone, it wll still say im viewing the thread

Autistic Spectrum
09-11-2015, 09:19 PM
The Concepts Behind Quantizing General Relativity
In converting General Relativity to the modern paradigm of subatomic physics, the primary obstacle faced is translating the classical elements of the Einstein field equations so they cohere mathematically with particle physics.
One of these classical elements which sticks out at first glance is the Newtonian Gravitational Constant, which is unsuitable for a describing gravity at subatomic scales. We must instead first identify the origin of gravitational momentum at the subatomic scale, which will give us a basis for formulating the replacement of the gravitational constant with units that can be worked with in quantum physics.
As it is, the Newtonian Gravitational Constant in the Einstein Field Equations does not provide an explanation for where the gravitational force comes from, but simply how it behaves.
For a proposed 'source' of gravitational momentum, nothing would fit that role better than the phenomenon of Zitterbewegung – the sporadic movement of particles in nearly every direction would follow the geodesics of curved space-time described by the tensors in the equations.
After that, only the tensors themselves still need to be put in a quantum perspective by describing a quantum equivalent of a warped geometrical space-time grid; this would require expressing space-time as having physical constituents rather than being an invisible imaginary grid lacking geometrical flaws. The simplest way is to consider 'space-time' as not being independent of its contents, and the sum of matter and energy is what makes up space-time.
Using that as the basis for a quantum equivalent of 'space-time', while also viewing Zitterbewegung as the source of gravitational momentum, we can easily visualize how gravitational acceleration increases with mass, as mass contributes to the zitterbewegung of nearby particles (since, in theory, zitterbewegung of a particle results from fluctuating positive and negative fields around the particle, causing a particle to experience more Zitterbewegung the more particles there are nearby contributing to the fluctuation).
By basing equations on Zitterbewegung instead of a meters-per-second constant, the energy involved gravitational is quantized, allowing for more accurate calculations when concerning objects with intricate structures where it is preferable to consider a number of particles and energy levels instead of units of mass (which lose precision at the subatomic scale when making calculations).
Furthermore, by quantizing the 'space-time' grid itself, fluctuations/anomalies and 'noise' in the grid's consistency can be predicted, which although lacks an apparent application in the present, it is still a more accurate depiction of reality nonetheless.
One application abandoning meters per second constant has on a macroscopic scale is that there wouldn't be the problem of inconsistencies in the length of a meter or the duration of a second depending on where you are in the universe due to changing gravity wells.
These concepts for quantizing Einsteinian gravity would not give a neat new convenient equation for gravity, and could only be maintained mathematically on a computer using complex graphing algorithms.

Autistic Spectrum
09-11-2015, 09:19 PM
push gravity bullshit

Wendy <3
09-11-2015, 09:59 PM
Let the record show plug drug sucked a dick

urkles girlfriend
09-11-2015, 11:00 PM
next pluggy is gonna tell us he was joking about liking cock, just like dirty harry. ^_^

Wendy <3
09-11-2015, 11:51 PM
I bet harry was the fag that he sucked off

Plug Drugs
09-12-2015, 10:44 AM
next pluggy is gonna tell us he was joking about liking cock, just like dirty harry. ^_^

Nope i love penises

urkles girlfriend
09-12-2015, 10:58 AM
I bet harry was the fag that he sucked off

Plug Drugs
09-12-2015, 11:05 AM
harry.. potter?

steveyos
09-12-2015, 07:55 PM
calc lulz