about to spend another few hundred rape dollors

[urkles girlfriend]

On groceries. Lmao life is soo hard :( i did not get to play smite or fallout 3 yet and i got rained on during ma jog. Hopefully after grociers and laundry i will finally be able to sit down and play games on my fios internet that jon pays for. #thestruggleisreal

[urkles girlfriend]

Hate my life omg!!! :(

[urkles girlfriend]

oh god i have to do a load of dark laundry nooooooooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLD-3qGFhc

[urkles girlfriend]

yonder come day day is a breaking sun is arising in my sooouuul oooooooooh day is a breaking, sun is arising in my soul.

[steveyos]

cag sitting at home trolling the forum her husband helped create

[steveyos]

about ten years after everybody left

[urkles girlfriend]

everyone left last jan or december after tek told ruby to give lisa rep. tim threw a huge emotional fit about the rep and made a new forum.

[urkles girlfriend]

i could lure new posters here with promises of nudes and sex and never deliver

[urkles girlfriend]

but you know, certain beta males would have a moral dilemma about that,.

[steveyos]

I meant before you fucking lizards even showed up you fucking idiot don't forget this place died before you had a chance to kill it you inbred cocksuckers

anyway yes lure people in like that unfortunatley you kinda will deliver since some fag here will post the ones you've already delivered I woudln't do that I'd rather see you pull off a fantastic troll acually how about you do that at fjs before I invite anybody else I"ll just inviteyou and we find some fags on steam like you join a steam group and tell them hey I got this new forum w/ my boyfriend (heh) buNO no got this new forum with my GAY FRIEND, I'm more than fine w/ posting nudes if we get posters! and I"ll put google adsense and you can post timestamped non-nudes without your face so they don't try to find you irl and oh actually you kow what we should do this at a free forum not one I pay for and then they find my info and then find your info through mine so actually yeah if youw anna do this cause that'd be a really fun thing to do

[steveyos]

I literally have nothing to do this chromebook has literally zero games and android doesn't have anything actually worth playing so I got plenty of time!

[urkles girlfriend]

Sorry stevey i didn't read any of that. Im making carne asada again. This time with much better steak. Used skirt steak last time looked like iwc's period There was way too much fat

[Poopalew]

Sorry stevey i didn't read any of that. Im making carne asada again. This time with much better steak. Used skirt steak last time looked like iwc's period There was way too much fat

He cant put his phone down.

[urkles girlfriend]

He cant put his phone down.

You are a truth teller

[urkles girlfriend]

Poopalew why is my life so hard? :(

[Wendy <3]

i could lure new posters here with promises of nudes and sex and never deliver

If you do i will leave. Don't be gross

[StompleB]

ever play dota2?

[urkles girlfriend]

Nope i prefer smite and dont expect me to play conquest ever

[Lisa Battery]

First of all not everyone left

Literally just tim and rootbeer left then

Second of all everyone left when I said they would for hye exact reasons I said they would and that was not during that time at all you fucking retards, they literally left when ruby would not herp josh bgd and marco because they are such shit posters it's embarassing to post here with unfunny try hard losers like that shitting up every single topic

Third of all, no you could not bring anyone here on such a promise clarissa, you are not me, nor do I need to promise that to bring a bunch here

Why?

Because I'm alpha and you are not

[cag]

s it's embarassing to post here with unfunny try hard losers like that shitting up every single topic

Third of all, no you could not bring anyone here on such a promise clarissa, you are not me, nor do I need to promise that to bring a bunch here

Why?

Because I'm alpha and you are not

Didn't your last forum get closed because you are too stupid to read the TOS, did you not try to bait people with a shoving things in your brown hole vid

[Lisa Battery]

Um no

Retard loser

[urkles girlfriend]

forgot to buy baby bella mushrooms. rough times

[urkles girlfriend]

jon is gonna buy us a house and says i will have to pack everything in boxes. fml. life is such bullshit.

[cag]

Has jon taught you how to reload ammo for his guns?

[urkles girlfriend]

jon is gonna start me on pistols first probably next weekend. he was attacked by a wasp earlier today and i stuffed him full of steak and potatoes for dinner. i had a small helping of potatoes with a side of chicken. he's also usually tired weekends from working a very high paying job so i can stay home and cook. stubbed my toe today.

[urkles girlfriend]

had to clean the kitchen after dinner. fuck. the agony and the ecstacey fuck my life

[urkles girlfriend]

why cant i just find a guy that makes 7 dollars and hour and struggles to pay bills so i can whine about being poor just like everyone else? :( then i too could get a menial job

[Lisa Battery]

Actually living with jon sounds like a menial job, one that you don't even get paid for and one where you are denied basic things like food.

Sounds shit.

[urkles girlfriend]

I hate having an upper middle class gentleman take care of me. Its awful! :(

[Lisa Battery]

You are doing more work and eating worse than a poor person

You're like his scullery maid who he doesn't even feed and pays in lip balm that you then have to eat for sustenance

I think the dog is getting fed and treated better

[Lisa Battery]

Not to mention all the while you are spending your rape money to buy him steak while you eat one carrot and your lip balm

[Lisa Battery]

When was the last time he took you out to dinner for seafood platters and bought you spa days?

[Lisa Battery]

unpaid live in maid.

[urkles girlfriend]

Life is so tough these days. :(

[urkles girlfriend]

I will survive somehow i guess

[Lisa Battery]

It's a step up from living in a half-way house with teenagers and getting raped for money though, not much of a step up but a step up nonetheless

[Lisa Battery]

I might sound mean Clarissa but I'm trying to say is you need to grab him by his mutant ears, slap him around the kitchen, demand fine food and not basically be just the unpaid slave help

[urkles girlfriend]

Its so tough having a nice place to live and a patriarchal future husband who pays the bills on time.

[Lisa Battery]

http://www.ftouch.com.au

These bitches get paid

[urkles girlfriend]

Heaven forbid i have to clean the kitchen again or do thinga that i did before i moved in like fold laundry.

[Lisa Battery]

What's the point of having a man bitch if you still have to do that?

[urkles girlfriend]

Why me??? Why can't i just live from paycheck to paycheck??

[Lisa Battery]

Why? Why do you have to be a house slave?

Because you don't get any paychecks, that's why.

[urkles girlfriend]

Why cAnt i be like everyone else and not be able to afford things???? SOB.

[Lisa Battery]

Why cAnt i be like everyone else and not be able to afford things???? SOB.
You can't afford nice things.

That is why you are starving house slave who lives on lip balm.

[Lisa Battery]

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt for a second...

What nice things can you afford Clarissa that everyone else can't? Lol, not food we know that much.

[urkles girlfriend]

Life is sooo unfair. Kbye goodnight shopping tomorrow i want a new purse and more new clothes

[Lisa Battery]

you think no-one else can buy purses and cloths?

You think we all run around naked using our orifices as purses?

Is that what jon told you?

Because I hate to tell you but we all wear cloths and have purses.

[Lisa Battery]

Except ruby, he shits his computer chair while naked and probably doesn't have a purse

But he's a millionaire and pays for all this

*looks around*

He is truely the poorest of us all.