Trying to talk to teknorat's wife on steam.....

[Lisa Battery]

"TEKNORAT's WIFE.... ARE YOU THERE?"

"DID HE LEAVE THE COMPUTER ON AND GO TO WORK? TEKNORAT's WIFE HELLO?"

"Chingy chong ching ching?"


.... No response.

[urkles girlfriend]

Dont think he actually has one

[Lisa Battery]

Maybe if I type loud enough.... I might wake the baby?

[Lisa Battery]

I think the fact she didn't respond even when I spoke chinese to her proves she does not exist

[urkles girlfriend]

if she does, teknorat has his computer under password protection so she doesn't find his secret stash of child porn

[Lisa Battery]

let's find dp's wife

His last name is iglipottipoo

[Poopalew]

let's find dp's wife

His last name is iglipottipoo

So lets be someone very precious.

[Lisa Battery]

I need to contact dp's wife and explain to her that dp can come back to rubycalaber.com now

[Poopalew]

I need to contact dp's wife and explain to her that dp can come back to rubycalaber.com now

Just as God bandaged the broken one overseers bandage sheep wounded by someone s words or by their own actions.

[Lisa Battery]

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Lisa Battery*, GORbiggayDOLPHON


^
Has tried to ask me out numerous times and been rejected publically
Makes every single post he has ever made about me
Claims to have me on ignore
Is literrally retarded

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

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Lisa Battery*, GORbiggayDOLPHON


^
Has tried to ask me out numerous times and been rejected publically
Makes every single post he has ever made about me
Claims to have me on ignore
Is literrally retarded

red....line....crossed

[Lisa Battery]

http://i.imgur.com/3BGuNAz.jpg

[urkles girlfriend]

i dont think he's asked you out.

[urkles girlfriend]

can you provide proof of such advances?

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

can you provide proof of such advances?

no she literally has voices/conversations with others in her head it never happened it's pretty ironic and funny though

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

lisa why are you chimping the fuck out

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

http://i.imgur.com/3BGuNAz.jpg

rootbeers ipad lol. 2:40AM (nothing to do)

[Lisa Battery]

i dont think he's asked you out.

Uh yes he has numerous times

Wanted to buy me games, wanted to tinychat with me all the time and I sent my boyfriend Donny into the chat where that retarded creep sat there for like 1/2 hour raving on and on about how wonderful he thought I was, it was creepy as fuck

Go ahead and search his topics, you'll find it easy enough, he only ever posts aboit me and has done that numerous times

After each rejection he goes full tard and does this

Also check my visitors messages

Moronic scraggly skank

[urkles girlfriend]

that thing has got to be outdated by now. i want to go buy an ipad but its just not practical with this awesome pc im using and also since i have a phone

[urkles girlfriend]

Uh yes he has numerous times

Wanted to butnme games, wanted to tinychat with me all the time and I sent my boyfriend Donny into the chat where that retarded creep sat there for like 1/2 hour raving on and on about how wonderful he thought I was, it was creepy as fuck

Go ahead and search his topics, you'll find it easy enough, he only ever posts aboit me and has done that numerous times

After each rejection he goes full tard and does this

Also check my visitors messages

Moronic scraggly skank

he doesn't seem to like you very much. he's posting pictures of gordon

[Lisa Battery]

he doesn't seem to like you very much. he's posting pictures of gordon

It takes literally 3 clicks to find all the topics and see where has done that numerous times Clarissa, and each time I rejected him it is followed by this

Furthermore you will not find one topic or post that that actual retard has made that isn't about me

[Lisa Battery]

that thing has got to be outdated by now. i want to go buy an ipad but its just not practical with this awesome pc im using and also since i have a phone

I also have a iphone and computer

You don't have a tablet? Thisnis an ipad air.

Didn't jon buy you and ipad air and diamonds? I thought you thought he was really rich or something and not just using you until your rape money is gone

Jon is like the first actual boyfriend you've ever had isn't he?

[urkles girlfriend]

surrrrre

[urkles girlfriend]

biggaydolphin does have a lot more money than donny

[urkles girlfriend]

you should give him a chance

[Lisa Battery]

biggaydolphin does have a lot more money than donny

Bgd lives with his mum because he is literally retarded you moron, as if you can't tell that he is in fact literally retarded

Donny is fucking cool

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

I also have a iphone and computer

You don't have a tablet? Thisnis an ipad air.

Didn't jon buy you and ipad air and diamonds? I thought you thought he was really rich or something and not just using you until your rape money is gone

Jon is like the first actual boyfriend you've ever had isn't he?

you mean rootbeer has a phone, ipad, and computer he gifted to you

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

Bgd lives with his mum because he is literally retarded you moron

Donny is fucking cool

i live in a high rise all by my lonesome lisa..., can i buy u s team game

[Poopalew]

you mean rootbeer has a phone, ipad, and computer he gifted to you

Hes sleeping now but one day hes going to awaken.

[Lisa Battery]

i live in a high rise all by my lonesome lisa..., can i buy u s team game

No.

And no you don't.

[Lisa Battery]

I bought my own computer and iphone you retard because I am a grown woman with two university degrees and 20 years work history

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

No.

And no you don't.

lisa i will stream my apt (and its view from up high) to prove i am not lying. unlike you when you get accussed of being a sex offender literally don't dismiss it at all because tis true

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

I bought my own computer and iphone you retard because I am a grown woman with two university degrees and 20 years work history

lets see you and gordon went to the same university os he mustve sent your there and paid for you what a nice guy.

20 years of menial jobs that do not require any degrees. also all australian universisities suck. i have a US university degree that is ranked in the top 30 universiitie sin the world

[Lisa Battery]

Yeeeeeah riiiiiight

I'm a sex offender and you're not a literal retard who lives with his mum and is obsessed with me uh huh suuuuuuure

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

I bought my own computer and iphone you retard because I am a grown woman with two university degrees and 20 years work history

you havent worked/paid rent for 5+ years all that money that bought your computer and pays for your phone is courtesy of fine australian tax paying citizens who did not molest children. also they subsidized a retard to go to university when your mental illness problems preclude you from any type of meaningful employment. the australian govt pays you NOT to work because you are a threat to society (child molester, mental illness)

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

Yeeeeeah riiiiiight

I'm a sex offender and you're not a literal retard who lives with his mum and is obsessed with me uh huh suuuuuuure

exactly lisa

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

my family literally lives 1000s of miles from me (but i am not living a subsistence lifestlye like lisa an visit them) they also dont hate me like lisa's family hates her (gordon trudy daniel scott)

[Lisa Battery]

Um you don't know me or anything about me and literally nothing you have ever posted ever is true

You are clearly mentally deficient and butt fucked in the head obsessed with me

I'm way out of your league, in fact you couldn't get any woman to date you, let alone me

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

Um you don't know me or anything about me and literally nothing you have ever posted ever is true

You are clearly mentally deficient and but fucked in the head obsessed with me

I'm way out of your league, in fact you couldn't get any woman to date you, let alone me

Validate these statements:

1. Is your family (Gordon, Scott, Daniel, and Trudy)?

2. Did you attend the same university as your father Gordon (Le Troybe or something some terrible tier 4 aussie university)?

3. Do you work currently (lol)?

4. Why does the govt pay you not to work?

5. Why aren't you meaningfully employed?


lol i can imagine lisa chimping the fuck out right now on her ipad literally looking and smelling like filth with her rotten teeth so raged right now :rofldata:

[Poopalew]

Validate these statements:

1. Is your family (Gordon, Scott, Daniel, and Trudy)?

2. Did you attend the same university as your father Gordon (Le Troybe or something some terrible tier 4 aussie university)?

3. Do you work currently (lol)?

4. Why does the govt pay you not to work?

5. Why aren't you meaningfully employed?


lol i can imagine lisa chimping the fuck out right now on her ipad literally looking and smelling like filth with her rotten teeth so raged right now :rofldata:

What are these matters that you are debating between yourselves as you walk along?

[urkles girlfriend]

I don't think Donny has money for diamonds and ipads.

[Poopalew]

I don't think Donny has money for diamonds and ipads.

One or two questions may be asked as a concluding review if the lesson does not include the feature To Think About.

[Wendy <3]

LISA IS LITERALLY CRAZY

[urkles girlfriend]

One or two questions may be asked as a concluding review if the lesson does not include the feature To Think About.

relax poopalew

[urkles girlfriend]

LISA IS LITERALLY CRAZY

thanks captain obvious

[urkles girlfriend]

tell us more things we already know.

[Poopalew]

tell us more things we already know.

But Saul did not tell him what Samuel said about the matter of the kingship.

[urkles girlfriend]

But Saul did not tell him what Samuel said about the matter of the kingship.

Good to see you walk in light with the lord

[Poopalew]

Good to see you walk in light with the lord

just as he spoke to our forefathers to Abraham and to his offspring * forever.

[urkles girlfriend]

just as he spoke to our forefathers to Abraham and to his offspring * forever.

oh you're a fucking Mormon lol

[urkles girlfriend]

i fucking hate mormons lmao fuck you poopalew

[Lisa Battery]

thanks captain obvious

Compared to you?

Compared to retards josh and bgd?

Nah.

[Lisa Battery]

oh you're a fucking Mormon lol

Sanity + 1

[urkles girlfriend]

sure lisa lol

[Lisa Battery]

Lol + 1

[urkles girlfriend]

just give bgd a chance. then you won't have to e-date a junky. biggaydolphin can just fly right over to see you.

[Lisa Battery]

just give bgd a chance. then you won't have to e-date a junky. biggaydolphin can just fly right over to see you.

My boyfriend is not a junky

He quit drugs and dumped 3 girlfriends for me, I've met two of them on cam, one I hated and he's not allowed to see her anymore and the other one I didn't mind and he's still friends with she has another boyfriend and the other one I never met.

I dumped one guy for him.

[urkles girlfriend]

Didn't he claim to have quit drugs like crack and heroin? just seems like another, less annoying version of plug drugs to be honest.

[urkles girlfriend]

and how can he be your boyfriend, you haven't even met. when jon and i started talking, he was able to purchase a ticket for me almost immediately and we saw eachother like every other month.

[Lisa Battery]

Didn't he claim to have quit drugs like crack and heroin? just seems like another, less annoying version of plug drugs to be honest.

Nothing like plug drugs at all

He is really sweet and kind and has never once chucked a psycho at me, no matter what manner of emotional abuse I have put him through

Further more I actually love him and I don't see why you are trying to compare him to some random guy from here who I have never had a romantic interest in. That's kind of like me comparing jon to cameron.

Reminder that you cyber fucked marco.

[Lisa Battery]

and how can he be your boyfriend, you haven't even met. when jon and i started talking, he was able to purchase a ticket for me almost immediately and we saw eachother like every other month.
Yeah unlike you clarissa I've had lots of actual boyfriends

[Poopalew]

Nothing like plug drugs at all

He is really sweet and kind and has never once chucked a psycho at me, no matter what manner of emotional abuse I have put him through

Further more I actually love him and I don't see why you are trying to compare him to some random guy from here who I have never had a romantic interest in. That's kind of like me comparing jon to cameron.

Reminder that you cyber fucked marco.

Human Repentance for Sins.

[Lisa Battery]

If I was really mean I would show you what the guys told me jon told them about you

[Poopalew]

If I was really mean I would show you what the guys told me jon told them about you

These guys come out and do is put yourself in peace.

[cag]

If I was really mean I would show you what the guys told me jon told them about you

stupid hollow threat aka lisa spewage of pure bullshit trying to get attention


http://i.imgur.com/Qb3DemX.png

[urkles girlfriend]

lmao what did jon say about me

[Lisa Battery]

lmao what did jon say about me

Ask ruby and teknorat

[TheLizardWhisperer]

This thread is silly of course there are no fake family members on the forums. :) :) :)

[urkles girlfriend]

you have been faking a wife for years!

[urkles girlfriend]

you cant fool me, i swing from a pole i mean tree

[Lisa Battery]

This thread is silly of course there are no fake family members on the forums. :) :) :)

lol

Of course

I'm going to message your baby on steam tomorrow night just so you know

[TheLizardWhisperer]

All family members mentioned in posts on this forum are real I'm sure of it. :!

[urkles girlfriend]

deleting you from jon's steam!

[Lisa Battery]

All family members mentioned in posts on this forum are real I'm sure of it. :!

Tell your wife to talk to me

It's very important

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Ok I will let her know. Also Clarissa I dare you to delete me from Jon's steam.

[urkles girlfriend]

you dont scare me lol

[TheLizardWhisperer]

No please do I really want you to.

[urkles girlfriend]

you're weirdly attached to my boyfriend

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Better delete me then

[urkles girlfriend]

I'll just wait for you to do something psychotic and jon will end up deleting you himself.

[urkles girlfriend]

you'll probably throw a gigantic shit fit

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Nicely under the thumb.

[urkles girlfriend]

you seem angry. lol

[Lisa Battery]

you seem angry. lol

Stop projecting

My reality checks on you are stressing you the fuck out

No-one seems angry except you and that insane retard who wants to give me $2,000

[urkles girlfriend]

Tek is actually pretty angry that I ended up with Jon and not him.

[Lisa Battery]

Tek is actually pretty angry that I ended up with Jon and not him.

Teknorat is married Clarissa

He is angry he can't fuck anyone else

But he's not angry that you didn't end up with him LOL! He's already married you nimwit.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

Teknorat is married Clarissa

He is angry he can't fuck anyone else

But he's not angry that you didn't end up with him LOL! He's already married you nimwit.

does your mental illness require you to repeat the fact he's married?

[Poopalew]

does your mental illness require you to repeat the fact he's married?

In some cases you may simply repeat a quotation from the Bible as the point to be remembered.

[Wendy <3]

Lisa's mental problems are getting out of hand

[Poopalew]

Lisa's mental problems are getting out of hand

Mental derangement either insanity or a condition of extreme rage or great folly.

[Wendy <3]

This crazy meth whore should be talking to her psychiatrist about upping her meds if anything

[Poopalew]

This crazy meth whore should be talking to her psychiatrist about upping her meds if anything

He is really sweet and kind and has never once chucked a psycho at me

[Battery Bits]

Friendly reminder... Lisa kicks ass.

Her and I's relationship is fucking amazing.

Stop insinuating that I'm a drug addict... I'm doing quite well. I was in deep, and I stopped for her. That deserves a fucking medal and a parade.

I'll be with her soon. :smile:

[Poopalew]

Friendly reminder... Lisa kicks ass.

Her and I's relationship is fucking amazing.

Stop insinuating that I'm a drug addict... I'm doing quite well. I was in deep, and I stopped for her. That deserves a fucking medal and a parade.

I'll be with her soon. :smile:

Do not be displeased by what Sarah is saying to you about the boy and about your slave girl.

[urkles girlfriend]

Friendly reminder... Lisa kicks ass.

Her and I's relationship is fucking amazing.

Stop insinuating that I'm a drug addict... I'm doing quite well. I was in deep, and I stopped for her. That deserves a fucking medal and a parade.

I'll be with her soon. :smile:

How long until ya save up?

[Poopalew]

How long until ya save up?

What can you do if you feel that after so many years I am still traveling from town to town.

[lnopia the great]

Friendly reminder... Lisa kicks ass.

Her and I's relationship is fucking amazing.

Stop insinuating that I'm a drug addict... I'm doing quite well. I was in deep, and I stopped for her. That deserves a fucking medal and a parade.

I'll be with her soon. :smile:

Said pluggy, said rooty

[Poopalew]

Said pluggy, said rooty

My approach was relaxed and informal said Tarsha aged23.

[lnopia the great]

good job getting clean though bro :clap:

[Poopalew]

good job getting clean though bro :clap:

Many times I ve been tired of school and just wanted to drop out and get a job.

[Wendy <3]

Why does lisa post the exact same way

On different accounts with the same

Spacing each and every single time?

She is literally the dumbest whore ever

[Lisa Battery]

Why does lisa post the exact same way

On different accounts with the same

Spacing each and every single time?

She is literally the dumbest whore everyou are literally retarded.

This is my only account.

The only person in this forum with a fake account to try and pretend they have a friend while constantly whinging about other people havingnmore friends than them is you.


Just leave, no-one wants you here you are pathetic.

[Lisa Battery]

By the way I have proof teknorat's wife exist,mshe finally replied to me on steam

She said, "CHing chong"

"herro?"


Case closed.

[Lisa Battery]

Said pluggy, said rooty

Said no-one about you ever.

You need to stop trying to be involved like you think you know anyone or anything about their relationships

I have never dated plug drugs you loser, I have dated a lot of people though so the extent of what ou know about anything is literally 2 random usernames in a forum that are not related to anything and have nothing to do with anything.

Ask cody for more tips on fitting in.

[Poopalew]

Said no-one about you ever.

You need to stop trying to be involved like you think you know anyone or anything about their relationships

I have never dated plug drugs you loser, I have dated a lot of people though so the extent of what ou know about anything is literally 2 random usernames in a forum that are not related to anything and have nothing to do with anything.

Ask cody for more tips on fitting in.

This shows how important it is to display love in all our relationships.

[Lisa Battery]

This shows how important it is to display love in all our relationships.

Lol

Yeah even my mum told me to be nicer to him as she has some clue of the hell I put my pricks through.

But Donny is a sweetheart and a champ, I can never stay mad at him because he is just such a sweetheart but you know, I still have to put him through his paces

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

Lol

Yeah even my mum told me to be nicer to him as she has some clue of the hell I put my pricks through.

But Donny is a sweetheart and a champ, I can never stay mad at him because he is just such a sweetheart but you know, I still have to put him through his paces

donny is a heroin addict and a juggalo you are enabling him to continue his selfish ways with praise

[Lisa Battery]

donny is a heroin addict and a juggalo you are enabling him to continue his selfish ways with praise

You don't know Donny or anything about me or anyone in my life

Donny spoke to you in tinychat when you were begging all over the forum to tonychat with me and I wouldn't, he went there and you sat there with a big retarded grin on your face raving for half an hour about how amazing you thought I was, Donny reported this back to me and said "There is something really off about that guy" and I said "No shit"

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

You don't know Donny or anything about me or anyone in my life

Donny spoke to you in tinychat when you were begging all over the forum to tonychat with me and I wouldn't, he went there and you sat there with a big retarded grin on your face raving for half an hour about how amazing you thought I was, Donny reported this back to me and said "There is something really off about that guy" and I said "No shit"

donny is a heroin addict and a juggalo and is addicted to heroin and he is a junky and should not be trusted

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

how many needles did donny have in his arm

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

You don't know Donny or anything about me or anyone in my life

Donny spoke to you in tinychat when you were begging all over the forum to tonychat with me and I wouldn't, he went there and you sat there with a big retarded grin on your face raving for half an hour about how amazing you thought I was, Donny reported this back to me and said "There is something really off about that guy" and I said "No shit"

i know that your dad is gordon, mom trudy, and your two bros are daniel and scott

[Lisa Battery]

That's not even correct

You're a full blown obsessed retard and have been embarassing yourself with you obsession about me for quite some time, my boyfriend thinks you're a full tard and I KNOW you are.

You think you are trolling but fail to realise that you are literally the joke, if you were even considered as people someone would be embarrassed for you but as it is you are literally onlybhere because it is funny to watch a retard spazz and spam and brain damagingly obsess about a woman on a forum who has repeatedly rejected him.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

That's not even correct

You're a full blown obsessed retard and have been embarassing yourself with you obsession about me for quite some time, my boyfriend thinks you're a full tard and I KNOW you are.

You think you are trolling but fail to realise that you are literally the joke, if you were even considered as people someone would be embarrassed for you but as it is you are literally onlybhere because it is funny to watch a retard spazz and spam and brain damagingly obsess about a woman on a forum who has repeatedly rejected him.

:care:

[Wendy <3]

Lisa is literally a lying drug addict psycho like literally i need to say literally at least once in every other post like literally because i am mentally handicapped due to the rapes my father performed on me which i literally enjoyed