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urkles girlfriend
09-26-2015, 10:22 AM
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/11888136_122033478145839_142231021550384380_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9

urkles girlfriend
09-26-2015, 10:23 AM
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/t31.0-8/11892290_122033481479172_554955830229289567_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9

urkles girlfriend
09-26-2015, 10:24 AM
nice boyfriend you got there lisa. He sure seems like a winner.

UPGRAYEDD
09-26-2015, 10:24 AM
poast beef

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
09-26-2015, 10:25 AM
sorry llisa looks like ur bf relapsed

urkles girlfriend
09-26-2015, 10:25 AM
serious meltdown material. lmao

UPGRAYEDD
09-26-2015, 10:28 AM
do you do cool texas shit ever or do you just sit on the computer all day cooking up poast beef

urkles girlfriend
09-26-2015, 10:35 AM
Lisa's "boyfriend"

Wendy <3
09-26-2015, 10:36 AM
Was hoping to see his picture

urkles girlfriend
09-26-2015, 10:38 AM
He looks like your average drug dealer

Wendy <3
09-26-2015, 10:41 AM
I know you saved his picture for alone time now where is it

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
09-26-2015, 10:41 AM
average heroin dealer....pretty chubby but not fat...long dark brown/black hat. wears jeans and dark shirts

urkles girlfriend
09-26-2015, 10:47 AM
He posted his pic on here somewhere

Autistic Spectrum
09-26-2015, 11:02 AM
cag you need a different hobby

stevеyos
09-26-2015, 11:03 AM
there's no way that's not jack venooker

urkles girlfriend
09-26-2015, 12:45 PM
Just got back from the movies. The green inferno. xD funniest shit ever

juji
09-26-2015, 12:51 PM
Ok

urkles girlfriend
09-26-2015, 01:07 PM
i will find the pic of mr. jack and post it soon.

urkles girlfriend
09-26-2015, 01:12 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CAOKC5x.jpg

urkles girlfriend
09-26-2015, 01:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/WAZtryE.jpg

urkles girlfriend
09-26-2015, 01:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/En853gU.jpg

cag
09-26-2015, 01:18 PM
pupils pinned

juji
09-26-2015, 01:19 PM
Im still playing metal gear sulis V, it's really good game, you should try it out

urkles girlfriend
09-26-2015, 01:19 PM
he needs new blinds

urkles girlfriend
09-26-2015, 01:21 PM
he looks like a young version of cody

urkles girlfriend
09-26-2015, 01:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/WAZtryE.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/7cNrbVN.jpg?1

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09-26-2015, 01:31 PM
:think::think::think::think::think::think::think::think::think::think::think::think::think::think::t hink::think::think::think:



http://i.imgur.com/GUtdvjW.jpg

cag
09-26-2015, 01:35 PM
rep delivers so many tears

Wendy <3
09-26-2015, 01:58 PM
Holy shit that's really the retard she won't stfu about?

Wendy <3
09-26-2015, 01:59 PM
I hate that dumb whore even more now

urkles girlfriend
09-26-2015, 01:59 PM
Holy shit that's really the retard she won't stfu about?
thats really him.

urkles girlfriend
09-26-2015, 02:03 PM
http://i.imgur.com/a71Ssyn.jpg

he really is a young version of cody.

Wendy <3
09-26-2015, 05:10 PM
I wanna stab her face off

cag
09-26-2015, 05:12 PM
http://i.imgur.com/a71Ssyn.jpg

he really is a Junkie POS version of cody.

urkles girlfriend
09-26-2015, 05:16 PM
implying cody isn't a piece of shit lmao

cag
09-26-2015, 05:36 PM
implying cody isn't a piece of shit lmao

hell no

urkles girlfriend
09-26-2015, 05:47 PM
lmao

Lisa Battery
09-26-2015, 08:25 PM
cag you need a different hobby

Lisa Battery
09-26-2015, 08:27 PM
I am aware of that pm he sent to his stalker and I find it very amusing

It is a LOT better than anything you've ever posted clarissa

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
09-26-2015, 08:28 PM
lisa literally does not defend her boyfriend because he is a complete loser and instead her mental illness compels her to look for a post (and thus wastes her time) that insults cag on a very little/relevant level.

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
09-26-2015, 08:28 PM
lisa, do you understand that people here are literally trolling you and whenever they're nice to youy here it's ebcause they're trolling you also

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
09-26-2015, 08:30 PM
lisa it's hard to imagine someone can be so stupid. i mean you're only friend here is dirty harry and he is actually mentally disabled/ mentally retarded

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
09-26-2015, 08:30 PM
i feel bad for your mess of a life lisa

Lisa Battery
09-26-2015, 08:30 PM
lisa, do you understand that people here are literally trolling you and whenever they're nice to youy here it's ebcause they're trolling you also

Bgd you are a retarded loser that no-ne likes

I have lots more friends than you, you're obsessed and jealous because I have repeatedly rejected you

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
09-26-2015, 08:36 PM
Lisa, I didn't insult you. I am just insinuating that I feel bad for your terrible posts because they reflect your mental illness/incapactity to live

Wendy <3
09-26-2015, 09:16 PM
Bgd you are a retarded loser that no-ne likes

I have lots more friends than you, you're obsessed and jealous because I have repeatedly rejected you

Post the list of people that like you here

cag
09-26-2015, 11:11 PM
Post the list of people that like you here

LMAO ^__^ , her friends are all at her forum of three people, herself, a junkie and an old retarded janitor who eats old urinal cakes for sport and pleasure

Wendy <3
09-26-2015, 11:50 PM
You sound jealous as fuck

Dirty Harry
09-26-2015, 11:53 PM
LMAO ^__^ , her friends are all at her forum of three people, herself, a junkie and an old retarded janitor who eats old urinal cakes for sport and pleasure

Убей себя

Dirty Harry
09-26-2015, 11:55 PM
You sound jealous as fuck

I think you are right !

Wendy <3
09-27-2015, 01:08 AM
Im always right, that's why I've repeatedly corrected you referring to yourself as bi when you're a faggot.

Lisa Battery
09-27-2015, 01:43 AM
It's almost like they don't know they are retarded losers

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
09-27-2015, 02:12 AM
It's almost like they don't know they are retarded losers

can u not post here when u dont post here as much other memebers posts ehre...pls go away

Lisa Battery
09-27-2015, 03:27 AM
Retards

Desolation
09-27-2015, 05:23 AM
i just want pussy and kush

urkles girlfriend
09-27-2015, 06:14 AM
Good thing i reported that pm to the authorities. Death threats are very serious

Wendy <3
09-27-2015, 10:13 AM
Losa you need to stay the fuck out and post at your own forum with the old people and suicidal drug addicts

urkles girlfriend
09-27-2015, 10:32 AM
losa

KKKody
09-29-2015, 05:51 AM
i just want pussy and kush

i typically have both on tap. the weed is better than the pussy most of the time.

lnopia the great
09-30-2015, 02:47 PM
well that pussy is prolly pretty damn dusty so i can see why

maks
09-30-2015, 05:55 PM
I have lots more friends than you, you're obsessed and jealous because I have repeatedly rejected you

name two

Wendy <3
09-30-2015, 08:18 PM
I've been asking for her friends list for over a year

steveyos
10-01-2015, 04:06 AM
just click the members list and it's everyone on that list

urkles girlfriend
10-01-2015, 07:06 AM
Lisa give big gay dolphin a chance.

urkles girlfriend
10-01-2015, 07:07 AM
I know he isn't cute but niether is donny, rootbeer, or plug drugs and you gave them chances

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
10-01-2015, 03:29 PM
fyi i have multiple girls im dating and make bank so i dont need lisa and she is actually very ugly ive never fucked a girl as ugly as lisa gyi

Pirate Steve
10-01-2015, 07:28 PM
I have. I wasn't particularly picky in my youth.

maks
10-01-2015, 07:33 PM
as ugly as lisa? that's not being unpicky, that's bordering on self loathing

steveyos
10-01-2015, 07:58 PM
maybe the eye without a patch is a glass eye

urkles girlfriend
10-01-2015, 08:00 PM
as ugly as lisa? that's not being unpicky, that's bordering on self loathing

some people have to take what they can get, otherwise they'll just end up shooting a school or something

maks
10-01-2015, 08:04 PM
maybe the eye without a patch is a glass eye

that would explain a lot

maks
10-01-2015, 08:04 PM
some people have to take what they can get, otherwise they'll just end up shooting a school or something

you've seen the guy, he's perfectly normal looking there's a 0% chance he was that desperate

juji
10-01-2015, 08:05 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2430498/glass-eye-o.gif

urkles girlfriend
10-01-2015, 08:06 PM
you've seen the guy, he's perfectly normal looking there's a 0% chance he was that desperate

I was speaking generally. Big gay dolphin prolly does ok for himself

Pirate Steve
10-01-2015, 08:09 PM
It was usually because it takes no effort and they work hard for it... fat chicks suck dick like it's the only source of food in the house.

steveyos
10-01-2015, 08:10 PM
I hope I manage to stay a virgin forever

urkles girlfriend
10-01-2015, 08:11 PM
maybe i am a fat girl deep down lmao

urkles girlfriend
10-01-2015, 08:11 PM
and thats why i hate them so much

maks
10-01-2015, 08:12 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2430498/glass-eye-o.gif

ashley?

Pirate Steve
10-01-2015, 08:14 PM
and thats why i hate them so much

So THAT'S the cause of your bulimia...

urkles girlfriend
10-01-2015, 08:16 PM
i have always despised the fatties. some are nice, but deep down i hope they choke on a chicken bone.

Pirate Steve
10-01-2015, 08:19 PM
Do you look in the mirror after a six hour shower and seethe at the fat you looking back?

urkles girlfriend
10-01-2015, 08:21 PM
nope

steveyos
10-02-2015, 06:09 AM
weight matters, cag's proof that there's no such thing as a horrible skinny person, lisa is also proof of this, all skinny people are great

urkles girlfriend
10-02-2015, 07:24 AM
Jon + Cag forever....

steveyos
10-02-2015, 08:08 AM
a combined weight of 100lbs jon adn cag living the dream better than the rest sittin high in the royal apartment lording over the greatest forum in existance, all the friends, ahhh life is great

Wendy <3
10-02-2015, 10:59 AM
They probably bruise easily from lovemaking because they are so frail and malnourished

urkles girlfriend
10-02-2015, 11:36 AM
:shrug:

Wendy <3
10-02-2015, 11:40 AM
Does your bed even squeak when you do bad stuff on it

Poopalew
10-02-2015, 11:59 AM
Does your bed even squeak when you do bad stuff on it

Perfectionism isnt a disease; you didnt catch it.

lnopia the great
10-02-2015, 12:27 PM
i was think a couple days ago that maybe fat people are actually superior genetically because they absorb more nutrients then a lean person like me, who can only put on weight if i literally eat 3500 cals a day

they are just victims of mass consumerism like everyone else and cant stop over eating

steveyos
10-02-2015, 12:55 PM
Does your bed even squeak when you do bad stuff on it
jahahahsgoihsaioghosiagoiasgiohsaogihafoighaoihhahahahahahahhahahahhahahah

steveyos
10-02-2015, 12:57 PM
nobody can be judged by their health from their weight, I was 340lbs and could jog and bike and everything for literally 10 hours a day, there was a professional wrestelr who was 2" shorter than me and 700lbs but was a beast, but then look at ralphie may or monde, but then you've got someone like floyd maywether but then you've got somoene like jon and cag, weight means nothing

steveyos
10-02-2015, 12:58 PM
I was in better shape at 340 I got down to 180 and said fuck it now I"m back to 205 and I"m still like shit being fat wasn't so bad

steveyos
10-02-2015, 12:58 PM
the donny guy in teh op is probably in better shape than jon

steveyos
10-02-2015, 12:58 PM
I wonder if pastor travis is even still alive now that's an unhealthy fat

Poopalew
10-02-2015, 01:02 PM
I wonder if pastor travis is even still alive now that's an unhealthy fat

One day a friend of my father also a pastor visited us.

urkles girlfriend
10-02-2015, 01:56 PM
jon doesn't shoot heroin or take perscription drugs, stevie. lmao

Poopalew
10-02-2015, 02:53 PM
jon doesn't shoot heroin or take perscription drugs, stevie. lmao

Didnt Jesus preach tolerance?

Wendy <3
10-02-2015, 02:53 PM
There's only 2 of the internet rameons still alive now

steveyos
10-02-2015, 03:13 PM
but he is stupid and that's all you need

KKKody
10-02-2015, 05:03 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2430498/glass-eye-o.gif

i fapped to this, but could not fap to cags video
i can only imagine how fucking awkward she must be in bed. no, no i wont. :yes: :suicide:

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 09:48 PM
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/11888136_122033478145839_142231021550384380_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 09:48 PM
https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/t31.0-8/11892290_122033481479172_554955830229289567_o.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 09:49 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CAOKC5x.jpg

juji
10-16-2015, 09:49 PM
yep, Donny has evil secrets that would kill Lisa

m0nde
10-16-2015, 09:50 PM
i'm keeping that as copy/pasta

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 09:51 PM
His hairline is atrocious and uneven. His home is dark and musty.

Autistic Spectrum
10-16-2015, 09:52 PM
male pattern baldness is a bitch as you must clearly know from living with jon

juji
10-16-2015, 09:52 PM
and He's using windows xp

m0nde
10-16-2015, 09:53 PM
is that donhy or elezzzark?

m0nde
10-16-2015, 09:53 PM
why does donny look like a 15 year old mexican?

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 09:55 PM
male pattern baldness is a bitch as you must clearly know from living with jon
Jon so doesn't have a receding hairline.

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 09:56 PM
is that donhy or elezzzark?

He looks like elz with a bad haircut and a crack addiction

Autistic Spectrum
10-16-2015, 09:56 PM
triggered

juji
10-16-2015, 09:57 PM
Dont misjudge me

m0nde
10-16-2015, 09:58 PM
no, it does look superficially like you, like a less healtheir version of you

Battery Bits
10-16-2015, 10:00 PM
Makin me famous, bitchesssssssss.

juji
10-16-2015, 10:03 PM
Here is my old pic one year ago that she allowed me to take photo with cosplayer girl for free

http://i.imgur.com/rblGQma.gif

m0nde
10-16-2015, 10:03 PM
Makin me famous, bitchesssssssss.is that really you? you look like a 15 year old middle school mexican poser who tries hard to be hard

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 10:03 PM
http://i.imgur.com/En853gU.jpg

I bet hes the type of guy who can never afford smokes of his own. Can never smoke in public without some skeezy bum begging for a cigarette

m0nde
10-16-2015, 10:04 PM
Here is my old pic one year ago that she allowed me to take photo with cosplayer girl for free

http://i.imgur.com/rblGQma.gifthat's pretty hot. did she letg you touch her or did you have to do the hover hand?

m0nde
10-16-2015, 10:05 PM
I bet hes the type of guy who can never afford smokes of his own. Can never smoke in public without some skeezy bum begging for a cigarettelooks less mexican and more new jersey here

juji
10-16-2015, 10:07 PM
that's pretty hot. did she letg you touch her or did you have to do the hover hand?

lol I never tought I could use the hover hand, we touched socially

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 10:08 PM
Elz is way better looking than the juggalo tbh

m0nde
10-16-2015, 10:10 PM
lol I never tought I could use the hover hand, we touched socially

hawt

m0nde
10-16-2015, 10:12 PM
Elz is way better looking than the juggalo tbhdark carnival and joker's deck cards for every stand user

juji
10-16-2015, 10:12 PM
she pretends as Black Cat from spiderman, do you know?

m0nde
10-16-2015, 10:14 PM
she pretends as Black Cat from spiderman, do you know?do you have more pictues of cos play girls? preferably pawgs

juji
10-16-2015, 10:19 PM
I swear I saw some cosplayers wore thongs, not even have flat asses

I couldnt take pictures of their asses, that Black cat has bright ass because she is wearing latex.

lnopia the great
10-16-2015, 10:26 PM
you can always take pics of asses, youre in public

Lisa Battery
10-16-2015, 10:35 PM
Elz is way better looking than the juggalo tbh

Nope. Lol.

No offense to juji but no.

m0nde
10-16-2015, 10:40 PM
I swear I saw some cosplayers wore thongs, not even have flat asses

I couldnt take pictures of their asses, that Black cat has bright ass because she is wearing latex.
you can always take pics of asses, youre in publichttp://i.imgur.com/eGTm7ou.gif

juji
10-16-2015, 10:46 PM
Will take pics of these asses If I encounter cosplayers, I always go to convention each year.


Here is my recent pic.

http://i.imgur.com/zxk6a6z.jpg

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 10:55 PM
http://www.supermensa.org/forums/showthread.php?10792-Milkman-Mr-Jack-phone-convo too bad elz cant hear rhis

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 10:57 PM
http://i.imgur.com/WAZtryE.jpg

He looks like he smells like a hundred hobos that smoked cheap rolled cigarettes

Battery Bits
10-16-2015, 10:58 PM
Old pic is old, someone's-mom-face.

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 10:59 PM
Uggh lisa dump this guy ew

m0nde
10-16-2015, 11:01 PM
http://www.supermensa.org/forums/showthread.php?10792-Milkman-Mr-Jack-phone-convo too bad elz cant hear rhisextrme white trash levels, the kangaroo fucking part is hilarious donny sounds like a complete and utter moron and lisa is in fine form moaning. hahah, lizards

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 11:01 PM
Old pic is old, someone's-mom-face.

Oh look you're here! I have questions. 1. Do you own a car. 2 do you have male pattern baldness and and why is your hairline so uneven

m0nde
10-16-2015, 11:01 PM
get that guy howdy to post here, that was amazing

juji
10-16-2015, 11:02 PM
Lisa, here is my pic that I posted, I hope it changes your mind

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 11:03 PM
extrme white trash levels, the kangaroo fucking part is hilarious donny sounds like a complete and utter moron and lisa is in fine form moaning. hahah, lizards

Like i said lisa can do better than this loser.

Battery Bits
10-16-2015, 11:03 PM
I ride a horse-faced bitch to work erryday.
Giddy up, slut.

juji
10-16-2015, 11:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GUtdvjW.jpg

Nice pose

m0nde
10-16-2015, 11:05 PM
bob hugs needs to come back to school these novices on drugs

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 11:06 PM
Hi donny lmao

juji
10-16-2015, 11:06 PM
bob hugs needs to come back to school these novices on drugs

he already has a commitment, certainly will never return

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 11:07 PM
bob hugs needs to come back to school these novices on drugs

Bob hughs needs to convince lisa to dump this guy because hes a carless junky

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 11:09 PM
I mean, she used to be a teacher for christ sakes wtf is she doing with some slimbag that doesnt even own a vehicle and has a drug problem with murderously addictive perscription medications. Hes got no future at all

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 11:10 PM
And if shes cybering reno than hes not really doinh it for her.

Lisa Battery
10-16-2015, 11:16 PM
And if shes cybering reno than hes not really doinh it for her.

Are you kidding yourself?

You know it's entirely possible to get off to someone else while you love someone else you know?

You think jon doesn't jerk off to porn? You're delusional and dishones

juji
10-16-2015, 11:17 PM
plz no more shit posts by cag and lisa, it's bringing more nf

Lisa Battery
10-16-2015, 11:18 PM
Like you think he doesn't jerk of to other girls? He does cag.

Lisa Battery
10-16-2015, 11:18 PM
plz no more shit posts by cag and lisa, it's bringing more nf

That's what you are here for, to laugh at.

m0nde
10-16-2015, 11:19 PM
gn20Zn_0eVw

hearing this for the first time, jesus christ. these faggots are talking about rep like it's serious business fucking loland then like normal guys the two morons who previusly were at each others necks make up but are disrupted by the bitter venom of lisa in the background. i so want that jon/howdy guy to come post here. even donny comes off as a decent guy in this with lisa raging the fuck out as usual. wtf, calm down

juji
10-16-2015, 11:20 PM
I don't think it's funny how lisa and cag are fighting since 2013, we already seen it, it's still nf

Lisa Battery
10-16-2015, 11:21 PM
I don't think it's funny how lisa and cag are fighting since 2013, we already seen it, it's still nf

We aren't fighting.

We're being nice to each other in a bitch of a way

Lisa Battery
10-16-2015, 11:23 PM
gn20Zn_0eVw

hearing this for the first time, jesus christ. these faggots are talking about rep like it's serious business fucking loland then like normal guys the two morons who previusly were at each others necks make up but are disrupted by the bitter venom of lisa in the background. i so want that jon/howdy guy to come post here. even donny comes off as a decent guy in this with lisa raging the fuck out as usual. wtf, calm downDonny is a nice guy.

I HATE the fucking loser guy calling him, he is an obsessed fucking retarded stalker of Donny's so yes I was verbalising my displeasure. The guy is a total fucking loser and I have nomproblem with me bitching about him in the background.

m0nde
10-16-2015, 11:24 PM
seriously, donny may be a meth head loser poser but he sounds like a decent guy in these recordings who doesn't take shit to heart and hold grudges

m0nde
10-16-2015, 11:25 PM
Donny is a nice g

I HATE the fucking loser guy calling him, he is an obsessed fucking retarded stalker of Donny's so yes I was verbalising my displeasure. The guy is a total fucking loser and I have nomproblem with me bitching about him in the background.please get that fucktard guy (who sounds fucking awesome) to post here pls.

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 11:27 PM
you can always take pics of asses, youre in public


http://i.imgur.com/GUtdvjW.jpg

Nice pose
got to be the lovely baily jay

Battery Bits
10-16-2015, 11:28 PM
I think Milkman and cag would make a good couple, because they are both in love with me.
He even has the same name as her current guy, nobody would have to know.

Donny needs a sick bitch like Lisa.
Lisa needs a chill nigga like Donny.
So mote it be.

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 11:34 PM
Lisa does not need your used needle diseases. Why dont you let her find a better man who has his shit together. No one is going to save you from your shitty life.

Wendy <3
10-16-2015, 11:35 PM
Holy shit this guy needs to be gunned down in a drug deal gone wrong (or right if he actually gets killed)

Lisa Battery
10-16-2015, 11:35 PM
I think Milkman and cag would make a good couple, because they are both in love with me.
He even has the same name as her current guy, nobody would have to know.

Donny needs a sick bitch like Lisa.
Lisa needs a chill nigga like Donny.
So mote it be.

Yeah babe.

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 11:35 PM
And as someone who hates lisas guts, i still know that she can get a man qho isnt a broken, clingy simp of a junky who rides the bus lmao

Lisa Battery
10-16-2015, 11:35 PM
Lisa does not need your used needle diseases. Why dont you let her find a better man who has his shit together. No one is going to save you from your shitty life.

Oh he's showing me and full STD test before getting to go raw dog

juji
10-16-2015, 11:37 PM
Holy shit this guy needs to be gunned down in a drug deal gone wrong (or right if he actually gets killed)

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 11:37 PM
I dont know why you settle for these shitty beta white knights and get yourself someone respectable

Lisa Battery
10-16-2015, 11:38 PM
And as someone who hates lisas guts, i still know that she can get a man qho isnt a broken, clingy simp of a junky who rides the bus lmao

He's better than you and a better boyfriend than yours.

You're like retarded.

I'll be happier than you are. And pretty sure my boyfriend doesn't run around telling everyone he will drop me at the drop of a hat like yours does.

Battery Bits
10-16-2015, 11:39 PM
Because she knows it'd work with us.
It's a lost cause arguing my merits and virtues
Waaaah he did drugs.
That's all I'm hearing.
Waaaah he's not some office-job faggot.
Waaaah.
Lisa can do what Lisa wants, and is not about to take your shitty matchmaking advice.
Stifle.

m0nde
10-16-2015, 11:39 PM
the funniest part is that lisa has him calling her bubble

:m0nde:

Lisa Battery
10-16-2015, 11:39 PM
Clarissa let me explain this to you in simple terms for a simple mind.... Jon treats you like total shit.

Enjoy.

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 11:41 PM
you can always take pics of asses, youre in public


Because she knows it'd work with us.
It's a lost cause arguing my merits and virtues
Waaaah he did drugs.
That's all I'm hearing.
Waaaah he's not some office-job faggot.
Waaaah.
Lisa can do what Lisa wants, and is not about to take your shitty matchmaking advice.
Stifle.

It isnt going to work, you're a clingy piece of impoverished shit and no one should be fucking you at all.

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 11:43 PM
I bet donny still lives with his parents lmao. I bet they do drugs with him too.

Battery Bits
10-16-2015, 11:43 PM
Cling off my nuts, you Klingon looking thot.

Lisa Battery
10-16-2015, 11:43 PM
It isnt going to work, you're a clingy piece of impoverished shit and no one should be fucking you at all.

Well he had hotter girlfriends than you when I met him so I'm sure if it doesn't work out he'll be just fine.

Battery Bits
10-16-2015, 11:44 PM
Preach babe.

Lisa Battery
10-16-2015, 11:46 PM
I bet donny still lives with his parents lmao. I bet they do drugs with him too.

Um Donny looks after his family and provides.

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 11:46 PM
you can always take pics of asses, youre in public


Well he had hotter girlfriends than you when I met him so I'm sure if it doesn't work out he'll be just fine.

If it doesnt work out hes going to have a huge meltdown just. Like rootbeer and pluggy. He already admitting to getting jealous when he found out you were chatting with another guy. You know this is gonna happen lmao

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 11:48 PM
And you will move on to the next junky freak with bad taste in music and no money, when you could be dating someone far better.

m0nde
10-16-2015, 11:48 PM
do you think all it will take are a few strategically timed phone calls from kenorat to break up this latest iteration of lisa's skype romance

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 11:49 PM
What i dont understand is how you keep repeating this same cycle over and over again, expecting different results. You cant change a smelly junky. You need to cut him off and never fucking look back and get back to reality.

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 11:50 PM
do you think all it will take are a few strategically timed phone calls from kenorat to break up this latest iteration of lisa's skype romance

Tek wants them to be together because it would be funny

urkles girlfriend
10-16-2015, 11:51 PM
That's just a guess i was suppposed to play WoW with him but i never heard back :mystery:

m0nde
10-16-2015, 11:53 PM
lisa needs to just make it her mission to make kntorat hers. he could have her any time and she knows that. she loves any interaction she has with him, positive or negative and lives for them, even if they trigger her. i think the tension makes her feel alive. that could be your life, lisa. everyday, on your toes while uncontrolably creaming your snatch enthralled by the guy whose abuse you crave.

Lisa Battery
10-16-2015, 11:56 PM
Tek wants them to be together because it would be funny

Actually teknorat is all jelly and as usual trying to break people up

Unfortunately for him he holds absolutely no sway

Teknorat said I'm better at WOW than you clarissa but he's going to have to play with you and monde now because I'm not friends with someone who tries to lie to and hurt the feelings of someone I care about whether that worked or not (it didn't) his intention was to. The loser is blocked again, I actually only started playing wow with him because I felt sorry for him that he had run out of friends and was trying to even buy one to play with.

urkles girlfriend
10-17-2015, 12:04 AM
Holy shit this guy needs to be gunned down in a drug deal gone wrong (or right if he actually gets killed)

Hes going to end up killing himself when lisa finally dumps him and gets with a better man

urkles girlfriend
10-17-2015, 12:06 AM
Actually teknorat is all jelly and as usual trying to break people up

Unfortunately for him he holds absolutely no sway

Teknorat said I'm better at WOW than you clarissa but he's going to have to play with you and monde now because I'm not friends with someone who tries to lie to and hurt the feelings of someone I care about whether that worked or not (it didn't) his intention was to. The loser is blocked again, I actually only started playing wow with him because I felt sorry for him that he had run out of friends and was trying to even buy one to play with.
You dont care about donny and you shouldn't. Hes a filthy junky and a freak. If you truly cared and loved him you wouldn't have jumped at the chance to cyber reno. Get real and be rid of him before he gets to Australia and cant afford a ticket back

urkles girlfriend
10-17-2015, 12:07 AM
And he looks like a young version of cody

Lisa Battery
10-17-2015, 12:07 AM
Donny is never without at least one girlfriend

He'd be fine.

But frankly it's a tall order to be better to me than Donny.

You're just upset I get treated like a queen and you get treated like shit.

urkles girlfriend
10-17-2015, 12:34 AM
Even big fat retarded lily could land herself a junky like donny. People like him are a dime in a dozen. nothing special about junkies at all. Youre not impressing anyone keeping company with a loser like him.

Lisa Battery
10-17-2015, 12:45 AM
Well he's not a junky and I think you're pissed off that your boyfriend treats you worse than the dog.

urkles girlfriend
10-17-2015, 01:45 AM
He is not a junky. he just uses a lot of perscription drugs :grin:

Lisa Battery
10-17-2015, 01:51 AM
Nah aside from having percoset like twice in the past 4 months which were tiny relapses he only takes suboxone and he doesn't take very much of that.

So keep saying that until you are blue in the face you old crack whore

He also doesn't try to delsuionally pretend he's a straight living upperclass successfull and rich when in fact he is an x crack whore with no prospect other than to cling for dear life to the only actual boyfriend she has ever had while they treat her like shit.

It is what it is, he's honest too and you keep trying to put him down but that only actually insukts you because he's done better than YOU have.

urkles girlfriend
10-17-2015, 01:51 AM
Face it hes a junky. Why you want to hole up with something as disgusting and worthless as him is beyond me. Hes not going to fill that brown void of yours lisa. Youll need to keep supplementing it reno

urkles girlfriend
10-17-2015, 01:52 AM
Oh yeah, junkies are always known for their honesty you fucking idiot lmao. You said the same thinga about plug drugs and rootbeer

Lisa Battery
10-17-2015, 01:53 AM
Okaaaaaaay

I wish you were smarter cag.

Lisa Battery
10-17-2015, 01:53 AM
Oh yeah, junkies are always known for their honesty you fucking idiot lmao. You said the same thinga about plug drugs and rootbeer

No I didn't, what are you talking about?

Could you be any more delsuional?

urkles girlfriend
10-17-2015, 01:55 AM
Your whole life is nothing but failed elationshits with junkies who have to dig through their couch cushions for coins so they can buy shitty food off the dollar menu at a fastfood chain.

urkles girlfriend
10-17-2015, 01:57 AM
You can change all of that by stopping today and drumping that pill guzzling junky immediately. You both are like rats rustling around in your little rats nests together on skype.

urkles girlfriend
10-17-2015, 01:59 AM
Maybe i shouldn't be encouaging you to dump him so i can stand back and enjoy his tragic emtional meltdown after you accuse him of stalking and abusing you. :rofl:

Lisa Battery
10-17-2015, 02:18 AM
Um there is a difference between stalkers and boyfriends cag

You seem to always be getting my stalkers who WISH they were with me confused with men I've ACTUALLY dated.

urkles girlfriend
10-17-2015, 02:50 AM
http://i.imgur.com/CAOKC5x.jpg

Hes kinda fat for a junky dont ya think.

Lisa Battery
10-17-2015, 03:02 AM
Hes kinda fat for a junky dont ya think.

He's not a twig.

Lisa Battery
10-17-2015, 03:03 AM
Not the best pic of him either

You need to see him all cute and smiley eyed, it's makes you all warm

urkles girlfriend
10-17-2015, 03:12 AM
When you told donny about masterbatinf with reno on cam, how did he react? Did he think it was hot and empowering?

urkles girlfriend
10-17-2015, 03:15 AM
Not the best pic of him either

You need to see him all cute and smiley eyed, it's makes you all warm

Usually junkies get all smiley eyed when they're on a good one.

Kosher Mini Tacos
10-18-2015, 05:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/jnpCTzB.png

Wendy <3
11-18-2019, 09:25 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CAOKC5x.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/WAZtryE.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/En853gU.jpg

Thank you

Desolation
11-18-2019, 09:28 PM
http://i.imgur.com/GUtdvjW.jpg

How is this still on imgur

Autistic Spectrum
11-18-2019, 09:28 PM
he looked like a cartoon villain rip donny

maks
12-31-2019, 04:12 PM
:think::think::think::think::think::think::think::think::think::think::think::think::think::think::t hink::think::think::think:



http://i.imgur.com/GUtdvjW.jpg

m0nde
01-01-2020, 05:19 AM
lisa, do you understand that people here are literally trolling you and whenever they're nice to youy here it's ebcause they're trolling you alsohave been saying this to her since day one, but she hasn't learned her lesson yet