i fractured my coccyx on NYE

[plusle riot]

i broke my ASS how2makebuttefellbetter?

which post icon do i use?! i am unhappy yet this is a question AAAAAAAAAAAAA http://rubycalaber.com/forums/images/icons/icon9.pnghttp://rubycalaber.com/forums/images/icons/icon5.png
edit: doesn't even matter im mad now and i'm going with that :mad:

[blumpkin blownuts]

i give a great coccyx massage

[maks]

I guess that makes you... butthurt

[blumpkin blownuts]

"internal" "medicine" "applicator"

[plusle riot]

yiss i am immensely glutepained

[blumpkin blownuts]

i think i recently did see a smiley for that :butthurt:
edit: the smiley isnt very good

[plusle riot]

i have to jill laying on my belly now. like a snake.

[maks]

what you need is a sybian

[plusle riot]

yes it would make a great centerpiece for my coffeetable

[maks]

hope it isn't one of those ones with a glass top

[plusle riot]

no that shit would have broke a hundred times over already. i used to have a glass top dining room table and it was a bitch. i was constantly windexing that shit

http://i.imgur.com/aQZHy.gif

[maks]

one of our customers has a conference room table that is basically a gigantic glass pane over a solid wood table I'm like what is the point of that meanwhile now they have a million crumbs sandwiched in there and it looks like shit

[plusle riot]

i know the kind you're talking about, that's rank. really hungry now though, might heat up some minestrone soup and make a sandwich...if i can get up. i can imagine your coffee table would look like this http://i.imgur.com/OCxwL.gif

[maks]

I don't have a coffee table but I have an end table next to my recliner that is completely covered in old bank receipts and shit

[juji]

I don't drink coffee, why the hell people loves drinking coffee for no reason?

[blumpkin blownuts]

just somethin to do bro

[plusle riot]

i got a Keurig for xmas, i think that's reason enough. also, the area surrounding my hole is damaged

[maks]

i got a Keurig for xmas, i think that's reason enough. also, the area surrounding my hole is damaged

you think it's bad now just wait until I'm done with it