everytime jon gets in the shower, i am triggered to want to take a shit

[urkles girlfriend]

But i cant because it would be rude to shit while my future hubby is in there. Its hurts having to hold poop in >:( #thestruggleisreal

[maks]

drink more coffee

[steveyos]

real alpha males don't build their beta females their own bathroom

[steveyos]

idk why you don't just go after an actual rich person we've all known jon for too long to know this isn't real love you're not fooling anyone it's not trolling it's not entertainig we just feel bad for you please just find someone who can afford food and more than one bathroom please

[urkles girlfriend]

idk why you don't just go after an actual rich person we've all known jon for too long to know this isn't real love you're not fooling anyone it's not trolling it's not entertainig we just feel bad for you please just find someone who can afford food and more than one bathroom please

Location: old shitty van parked outside his sister's house

[doctor remulak]

Location: old shitty van parked outside his sister's house

I am Doctor Remulak.

[steveyos]

oops looks like I hit a nerve

[steveyos]

or you're secretly trying to tell me to save you from jon but I'm not going to live in a house for anybody

[urkles girlfriend]

noop. i love jon and am very happy where i am. thanks.

[Poopalew]

noop. i love jon and am very happy where i am. thanks.

tell me what you think

[juji]

But i cant because it would be rude to shit while my future hubby is in there. Its hurts having to hold poop in >:( #thestruggleisreal

Only one bathroom? My house has 3 bathrooms, what's wrong with you?

[urkles girlfriend]

Only one bathroom? My house has 3 bathrooms, what's wrong with you?

"your" house?

[urkles girlfriend]

or your mothers :rofl:

[Wendy <3]

It sounds like you think jon is a piece of shit

[juji]

Cag is very defensive, i will be damned if cag is trying to be another Lisa

[Lexi Persimmons]

girl poop smells like roses.

[cag]

girl poop smells like roses.not when m0nde rapes your butt hole

[Poopalew]

not when m0nde rapes your butt hole

A city figuring in two Biblical narratives.

[lnopia the great]

if jon lives in an appt it wouldnt really make sense to have more then one bathroom

[steveyos]

I'd put money towards paying for cag's lie detector test to find out if she really loves jon it'd be the only worthwhile thing from all of this

[Poopalew]

I'd put money towards paying for cag's lie detector test to find out if she really loves jon it'd be the only worthwhile thing from all of this

At that same time Henry Ssenyonga from western Uganda regularly brought magazines across the border on his motorbike.

[urkles girlfriend]

jon+cag forever... i give him backrubs and blowjobs everynight. i wake up and make him coffee and breakfast, fold his boxers, and do his bidding. ^_^ I don't have to worry about normal people things like rent and jobs.

[urkles girlfriend]

i mean stevie doesn't have to worry about those things but its because he lives in a van.

[juji]

I think it's pathetic, if Future hubby dies by accident or something else, doesnt matter he cant die, you will be ended up as steveyos because you can't handle yourself to survive alone.

[juji]

Brenda is a rich housewife who enjoys her luxurious lifestyle, which is made possible by her husband Roger's income. Tragically, Roger has a heart attack on their tennis court and dies. Because Roger had no life insurance, Brenda is left with all of Roger's debts but no way to pay them.

After only a month, Brenda and her two children have lost their home and are living on the streets. At the end of the movie, the voice-over narrator says that the real Brenda ended up at Harvard Medical School—as a cadaver.

[Wendy <3]

i mean stevie doesn't have to worry about those things but its because he lives in a van.

Stop bad mouthing the only person who will give you a chance after joe kicks you to the curb

[Poopalew]

Stop bad mouthing the only person who will give you a chance after joe kicks you to the curb

What Id like you to do is put yourself in a distorted mirror?

[steveyos]

I don't think so pal

[urkles girlfriend]

lmao

[urkles girlfriend]

I think it's pathetic, if Future hubby dies by accident or something else, doesnt matter he cant die, you will be ended up as steveyos because you can't handle yourself to survive alone.
lulz future hubby loves me and i love him. ^_^

[urkles girlfriend]

can not take shit while jon is showering... #schoolofhardknocks #lifeishard

[Wendy <3]

He doesn't even post here because he's embarrassed of you

[urkles girlfriend]

that is a deal breaker right there. gonna demand he post and defend my honor or the relationship is over!!!!~

[urkles girlfriend]

just kiddin' ^_^

[stevеyos]

He doesn't even post here because he's embarrassed of you

[urkles girlfriend]

oh stevey.. life is so tough right now.. had to vaccume and wash the cum drenched bedsheets :(

[urkles girlfriend]

the cum literally dribbled down my face last night and onto my pillow

[stevеyos]

and into your wallet

[urkles girlfriend]

oh my god its so horrible of me to follow my natural instincts of want a man who is a good provider. oh lord i wish i could find a nice crack addict like donny and settle down into section 8 housing

[urkles girlfriend]

collecting whatever welfare i can!!!

[stevеyos]

jonfare

[urkles girlfriend]

lmao. lots of women live with well off men and stay home. of course guys will be pretty upset about this because they can't get away with it as easily as girls.

[urkles girlfriend]

and boy do they get mad when they find out i dont have to work or pay bills

[stevеyos]

that is a great way to spend your one chance on earth

[urkles girlfriend]

a comfortable leasurly life of folding boxers and playing smite.. ohh its so awful

[urkles girlfriend]

Those are literally all my responsibilities. All I have to worry about are dirty dishes and laundry, but luckily they have those machine thingys that do all the hard work for me.

[urkles girlfriend]

I dont even have to worry about paying my phone bill because jon handles that too lmao

[Wendy <3]

Sorry steveyos

[steveyos]

I feel so bad for people who want to waste away like that see I want a girl who's the exact opposite of cag

[urkles girlfriend]

My ear still hurts. :(

[urkles girlfriend]

How do i get the cum out it??

[steveyos]

you don't want to get it out and you konw it so shut up until it evaporates

[steveyos]

pretend you're elz for now