What are your irrational fears?

[Alsto]

mine are moths/butterflies and dryer fires... my lint trap is always clean...

[Lexi Persimmons]

how bout you eat a dick.

[Alsto]

no you are...

[blumpkin blownuts]

ellipses

[Alsto]

boo...

[plusle riot]

bees, anaphylaxis and being raped by niggers but all those fears are quite rational, i think.

[Alsto]

2 out of the 3 for sure...

[plusle riot]

bees and niggers

[Alsto]

idk, bees are pretty cool...

[plusle riot]

their saliva is delicious~!

[Alsto]

the only food that never spoils...

[plusle riot]

does being stuck by dirty syringes count as irrational? that was a big one i had for years

[Alsto]

rational for sure... when i see a moth or butterfly i instantly freak out, but then the rational brain takes over the reptilian brain and i'm fine...

[plusle riot]

that's odd. we get a lot of stinkbugs here and they're almost kamikaze, fly straight at you and whatnot. it can be very startling!

[Alsto]

i had butterfly nightmares as a child... Freud would probably say it has something to do with vaginas, but i love vaginas... also NY has some weird fauna in general, well compared to FL anyway...

[plusle riot]

haha that totally reminded me of your butterfly labia thread/site. do those freak you out?

[sex with dead people]

vaginas

[Alsto]

haha that totally reminded me of your butterfly labia thread/site. do those freak you out?

the opposite actually lol... also pictures don't bother me, it's the irl winged devils... wasn't that m0nde's site?

[Alsto]

m0nde's ytmnd, my thread; i remember now...

[plusle riot]

ah yes, heh crazytown

[Alsto]

i always had the suspicion that ROY4L had a large labia fetish...

[plusle riot]

how's that?

[Alsto]

the only porn he ever commented on or acknowledged featured large lips...

[abercrombie]

people touching my belly button. I think that its going to come undone and all of my insides will spill out :(

[plusle riot]

the only porn he ever commented on or acknowledged featured large lips...

what was his comment lol

[Alsto]

what was his comment lol

can't remember, but it was multiple comments over time... my forum database hasn't been accessed in a while so that data may be lost lol...

[plusle riot]

"It's just like feeding a horse!" - ROY4L

[Alsto]

people touching my belly button. I think that its going to come undone and all of my insides will spill out :(

wow, that's weird...

[fanfare]

Patterns of holes.. The tryptophoboia thing.. And orange soap suds in the sink after washing dishes with pasta sauce on them. Also the fear of fearing i might randomly fear human beings at any given moment. I think fear of inducing psychosis from thinking about it too hard, I guess perhaps that's more of painic worry.. last but not least the fear of the sound of taking a piece of glass and like pinching it with needle nose players it does something weird to my nose and penis like makes it super uncomfortablE

[steveyos]

Patterns of holes.. The tryptophoboia thing.. And orange soap suds in the sink after washing dishes with pasta sauce on them. Also the fear of fearing i might randomly fear human beings at any given moment. I think fear of inducing psychosis from thinking about it too hard, I guess perhaps that's more of painic worry.. last but not least the fear of the sound of taking a piece of glass and like pinching it with needle nose players it does something weird to my nose and penis like makes it super uncomfortablE

[rubycalaber]

Patterns of holes.. The tryptophoboia thing.. And orange soap suds in the sink after washing dishes with pasta sauce on them. Also the fear of fearing i might randomly fear human beings at any given moment. I think fear of inducing psychosis from thinking about it too hard, I guess perhaps that's more of painic worry.. last but not least the fear of the sound of taking a piece of glass and like pinching it with needle nose players it does something weird to my nose and penis like makes it super uncomfortablE

sometimes I look at my macaroni and cheese and it looks like a monster with a hundred eyes looking at me :scared:

[maks]

sometimes I look at my macaroni and cheese and it looks like a monster with a hundred eyes looking at me :scared:

it's yog sothoth

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ruby
8TnWIICkBeE

[maks]

that show is the reason I'm racist against canadians

[lnopia the great]

i hate mayo and ill never eat anything with mayo in it, ive never had mayo and i never will

[steveyos]

Ruby stop inhaling my weed that comes out your usb ports

[rubycalaber]

ruby
8TnWIICkBeE

putting tomato sauce on macaroni and cheese

my god

its genius

[rubycalaber]

lmao marks comes in @ 1:30

[maks]

fuck you I'm way funnier than that faggot

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

I'm scared of snakes once this indian girl got back from visiting her family and told me how she found a cobra in the toilet and her uncle killed it with a stick I checked the toilet for snakes and worried about them while I took my dumps for a month after that

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

not scared of shit I probably should be scared of I almost got sent to prison 20 minutes ago I was speeding and kind of drunk and had an open container in the cup holder and an illegal weapon under the seat and I'm sure there are baggies with weed or coke residue somewhere in the car because my sorority skank sister drove it for a week and I saw a cop on my ass so I turned a corner real quick and parked and he pulled up next to me and got all shitty like slow down I could give you a 120 dollar ticket and I laughed at him and he went all :dinorage: like motherfucker quit laughing I can still pull you over I was about to call him a fag and tell him to s my d but I just got out and pretended I was going somewhere and was like ok whatever

[lnopia the great]

tell me more about your sorority skank sister

[maks]

tell me more about your sorority skank sister

agreed, and post pictures please

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

gonna have to cyberstalk me for that

[juji]

I'm afraid of obese monsters like clay, Ramen and Steveyos

[rubycalaber]

and the drug cartels skinning you alive I presume

[blumpkin blownuts]

afraid of getting high again, and also afraid of never ever getting high again.

[plusle riot]

ok i thought of this one on friday night when i got my period ROLL TIDE . ok so sometimes when my cramps get super bad i freak out wondering if maybe i am really in labor like all those dumb bitches off that show 'I Didn't Know I was Pregnant' that end up having toilet babies. idk some chicks get their periods during pregnancy or something :shrug:

[blumpkin blownuts]

can't you just take a pamprin or something to get rid of the cramps

[plusle riot]

i took a couple of pain relievers before they even fully kicked in, ze pillz, zey do nuzzink. i probably have endemetriosis it's been this way for as long as i can remember

[blumpkin blownuts]

monde is lurking in this thread possibly j/o to the thought of you giving him a redbeard

[Obnoxious Bitch]

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/image.php?u=800&dateline=1355673294

How pathetic that you losers are too afraid to have a civil conversation. I guess confident women give you weak ass nerds the shivers.

[blumpkin blownuts]

what the fuck are you jibberjabbering on about this thread is perfectly civil and nobodys been afraid of a woman here

[Alsto]

gonna have to cyberstalk me for that

beep boop bop...