time for the brand new rate my pic thread!!!

[urkles girlfriend]

http://i.imgur.com/mRF1WL4.jpg


rate on a scale of 1-10

i would make a poll but i dont know how :sad:

[urkles girlfriend]

no negative feedback allowed

[Lexi Persimmons]

http://i.imgur.com/q5jpG29.jpg?1

[urkles girlfriend]

marco you piece of shit dont do that again.

[urkles girlfriend]

No negative feedback or trolling allowed itt. i want compliments

[juji]

Remember what I have done pics of Iwascruel? Wanna rebirth?

[urkles girlfriend]

if thats what makes you happy lmao

[juji]

if thats what makes you happy lmao

:confused:

[urkles girlfriend]

just shut up and post your rating or i'll cut your ears off

[m0nde]

looks better than with brown curly hair, ip address / 10

[maks]

abreu syndrome strikes again

http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-cagblonde.jpg

[maks]

yeah I know it's too bright, it's almost as if I'm not even trying anymore

[cag]

9.5

[urkles girlfriend]

abreu syndrome strikes again

http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-cagblonde.jpg

oh no you fucking didn't. :argh::argh::argh::argh:

[urkles girlfriend]

RULES OF THREAD:

no negative feedback.

must post at least one compliment because i have low self-esteem

no trolling

[maks]

oh no you fucking didn't. :argh::argh::argh::argh:

post a picture of jon I never got a chance to do him

[urkles girlfriend]

http://i.imgur.com/zjJq0mn.jpg this one of him was already posted on this forum

[urkles girlfriend]

im such a lucky girl. his gun is ssoooooooooo big and powerful

[m0nde]

does he let you fire that?

[urkles girlfriend]

:sad: no

[urkles girlfriend]

he has such thick beautiful black hair sometimes i want to hump his head

[maks]

does he have the 5 o'clock shadow all the time or only when he's taking a picture of himself

[urkles girlfriend]

he's got one most of the time.

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://i.imgur.com/mRF1WL4.jpg


rate on a scale of 1-10

i would make a poll but i dont know how :sad:

was going to make a joke how you are a stripper and know how to work a pole, but i'm not gonna do that cag nore am i going to call you a fucking retard for not knowing how to make a poll on a fourm you are on 24 hours a day for the last 3 years,

i won't say any of that and instead i will say that
i think you look super hot with your new hair color

[urkles girlfriend]

it says on the thread tools to add a poll but there is nowhere to put the fucking answers!

[m0nde]

vb poll creation is lame and you have to click the thing to creatre the poll and make your thread and then it takes you to the actual poll creation screen while your thread sits there with just whatever comment you made. so most people put something like wait for poll in their op

[Autistic Spectrum]

it takes you to a new page cag

[Autistic Spectrum]

i can stop over your apt and show you in person

[m0nde]

vb4 should have used javascript to open a new window to create the poll while on the inital thread creation screen

[Autistic Spectrum]

wanna rape cag and pull a big chunk of that blonde hair out

[urkles girlfriend]

pls no there are still scabs from the aveeda dye they used

[urkles girlfriend]

that took two trips to the salon to get it that blonde and i just had to try the kerotine straight perm they were offering.

[Autistic Spectrum]

if you got a nose job u could pass as a non jew

[urkles girlfriend]

i am going to try to convince jon to let me get big fake boobs first

[Autistic Spectrum]

do it all at once, then after you do it, trade up for a richer IT worker like me or monde

[m0nde]

don't get a nosejob or tit enhancements, fuck sakes and do not listen to dp

[urkles girlfriend]

i love my jonny bear

[urkles girlfriend]

don't get a nosejob or tit enhancements, fuck sakes and do not listen to dp

i could wait until im lisas age for the fake tits

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag's transformation from busted up hood rat to waspy suburban house wife is happening so fast

[urkles girlfriend]

32 DDs is where its at

[m0nde]

i could wait until im lisas age for the fake titsget fake tits if you're thinking of going back to stripping or something like that and do your face then too accofding to what dp and maxim say, right now you don't need that shit

[urkles girlfriend]

no strippin sadly. i should of done this to my hair when i was dancing. my money would of quadrupled.

[Lexi Persimmons]

you can't over ride genetics Cag.




http://i.imgur.com/mkj5qEf.jpg

[m0nde]

no strippin sadly. i should of done this to my hair when i was dancing. my money would of quadrupled.yeah, that looks good. don't waste your time on tits and face surgery

[urkles girlfriend]

anne peterson does have great hair for a junky tbh

[Wendy <3]

Sorry cat avatar guy

[juji]

just shut up and post your rating or i'll cut your ears off

:flaccid:/10

[urkles girlfriend]

bye felicia

[Desolation]

youre pretty but you should really more cleavage and not dress like you are getting all dolled up for bingo night with the seniors

[urkles girlfriend]

sorry but i prefer the grandma clothes these days. i bought new clothes and threw all my old, slutty ones out.

[steveyos]

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahha hhahhaosdhgosdahgoisdahgodfihgpaiuhgp9fudhgpfiuadhgiupadfhg cag has transformed initiate operation white picket fence agent plain paper has infiltrated the boring life launch project #bestlifeever

[steveyos]

i can stop over your apt and show you in person

[steveyos]

I"m done with people it hurts too much seeing this type of shit happen and everyone is sof ucking stupid so it's always going to happen I can't deal with it any more

[m0nde]

stevey, so is the podcast still on or what? i'm kind of asking because i want a time frame. sorry for putting pressure on you, i know you;re dealing with alot of things right now. just tell me if you need more time, but keep me in the loop, okay?

[UPGRAYEDD]

You look really good at a glance and in hindsight, however direct analysis of a photo leads to whoa huge nose and omg resting creepy smirk. Your body is average from what I remember. "enhancements" will only male you look more fake and not less creepy.

[cag]

LOL @ the 2 homeless guys spewing shit at Clarissa, jealous much of a warm home and a financially secure life much?

go freeze to death in your empty gastank van and a cold windswept alley in toronto

[cag]

you can't over ride genetics Cag.




http://i.imgur.com/mkj5qEf.jpg

Anne Peterson is closer in age and looks as your wife Kathy, except Anne doesn't need to hide in shame being a racist's wife (niece has mandingo jungle fever) LOL

[UPGRAYEDD]

LOL @ the 2 homeless guys spewing shit at Clarissa, jealous much of a warm home and a financially secure life much?

go freeze to death in your empty gastank van and a cold windswept alley in toronto

your info is out of date and your anger in the face of truth is noticable.

[urkles girlfriend]

It really breaks my heart when a homeless, drug addled canadian doesn't find me attractive. :(

[urkles girlfriend]

by the way are you still homeless?

[lnopia the great]

I"m done with people it hurts too much seeing this type of shit happen and everyone is sof ucking stupid so it's always going to happen I can't deal with it any more

what are you even mad about, and is it even worth being mad about it

[lnopia the great]

you actually look like a girl in that pic cag, its a nice pic

[UPGRAYEDD]

No, I'm not, and even when I was I stayed in shelters or stayed at peoples places 90% of the time, like the girlfriend I had for a while even, or the other girlfriend I had who was actually a skinny black dude. I only slept in my car a couple of times and I only slept outside twice and that was just because I was out partying and fell asleep on my way home.

Anyway, I never said you weren't attractive, actually quite the opposite. Very rarely do truely beautiful people lack some outstanding facial fearure, those that do lack such a feature look like robots and come off weird/too normal/boring.

You look for offense though, so you will always find it.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

It's a deceitful pic because she only looks like a girl from that one angle.

[urkles girlfriend]

No, I'm not, and even when I was I stayed in shelters or stayed at peoples places 90% of the time, like the girlfriend I had for a while even, or the other girlfriend I had who was actually a skinny black dude. I only slept in my car a couple of times and I only slept outside twice and that was just because I was out partying and fell asleep on my way home.

Anyway, I never said you weren't attractive, actually quite the opposite. Very rarely do truely beautiful people lack some outstanding facial fearure, those that do lack such a feature look like robots and come off weird/too normal/boring.

You look for offense though, so you will always find it.

did you have to eat out of a garbage can lmao

[urkles girlfriend]

you're bisexual too lmao

[UPGRAYEDD]

did you have to eat out of a garbage can lmao

Nah, there are lots of places downtown that serve free food all the time and I know where they are, also I pretty much always had money.

[urkles girlfriend]

do you like dick? i heard you're collecting disability btw

[UPGRAYEDD]

you're bisexual too lmao

the picture of a girl with arpit hair or being attracted to you weren't tip offs?

[TheLizardWhisperer]

homeless
ˈhəʊmlɪs
adjective
plural noun: the homeless; adjective: homeless
(of a person) without a home


Most homeless men are bisexual because there's not enough women to go round so a hole is a hole.

[urkles girlfriend]

always had money.. like how much money are we talking here?

[UPGRAYEDD]

do you like dick? i heard you're collecting disability btw

I should be, and I'm neutral on the issue.

[UPGRAYEDD]

always had money.. like how much money are we talking here?

like enough to eat and buy smokes and shit idk

[urkles girlfriend]

like enough to eat and buy smokes and shit idk

uh oh we got a big balla shot calla

[TheLizardWhisperer]

like enough to eat and buy smokes and shit idk

So in other words you were doing worse than most homeless Canadians.

[urkles girlfriend]

20 inch blades on the impala

[urkles girlfriend]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InGtiEXQyF0

[lnopia the great]

So in other words you were doing worse than most homeless Canadians.

most homeless canadians are native american and have all their money tied up in equity (liquor sales)

[UPGRAYEDD]

uh oh we got a big balla shot calla

See, it's not physical, it's your personality.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Serious question: did m0nde give you any money and if so what did you have to do for it and did it feel good.

[urkles girlfriend]

wtf is wrong with my personality

[urkles girlfriend]

teach me your ways, durka.

[urkles girlfriend]

Serious question: did m0nde give you any money and if so what did you have to do for it and did it feel good.

monde said this guy had 0 motivation to change anything about his life.

[UPGRAYEDD]

Serious question: did m0nde give you any money and if so what did you have to do for it and did it feel good.

No, and I didn't ask him for anything.

[UPGRAYEDD]

monde said this guy had 0 motivation to change anything about his life.

That's partially true and also partially false.

[urkles girlfriend]

That's partially true and also partially false.

you just applied for disability checks so you could continue living the way you do. did xerq ever let you back to post

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Of course he didn't, but he can still suck a curry dick for some money.

[urkles girlfriend]

stfu about monde. monde is a saint

[TheLizardWhisperer]

M0nde takes young men who are wayward under his wing and is a father/daddy figure to them.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

m0nde is homesless am i right guys?

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

am i right am i right am i right PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GODDSAKES

[UPGRAYEDD]

you just applied for disability checks so you could continue living the way you do. did xerq ever let you back to post

The thing about living is you have to do it until you are dead whether you want to or not, and certain things are required for that. Changing your life is not always as easy as you would think. I haven't been to that forum in ages so I have no idea.

[urkles girlfriend]

The thing about living is you have to do it until you are dead whether you want to or not, and certain things are required for that. Changing your life is not always as easy as you would think. I haven't been to that forum in ages so I have no idea.

you'd have to stop doing drugs and buying weed. thats really hard indeed

[TheLizardWhisperer]

You are a piece of shit. Even Clarissa can get her shit together.

[urkles girlfriend]

i had help, probably wouldn't of been able to do it on my own

[UPGRAYEDD]

you'd have to stop doing drugs and buying weed. thats really hard indeed

I don't do drugs, weed is something I actually need although I don't actually buy it most of the time.

And I'm not a girl so I can't just mooch off some guy. What is there to change, anyway?

[UPGRAYEDD]

i had help, probably wouldn't of been able to do it on my own

Exactly.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

You need to kill Reno so that the voices stop.

[urkles girlfriend]

I don't do drugs, weed is something I actually need although I don't actually buy it most of the time.

And I'm not a girl so I can't just mooch off some guy. What is there to change, anyway?

you dont need weed, you need counciling so you can manage to cope with your emotions like an adult

[urkles girlfriend]

you will never find a functioning weed smoker that has a mental disability. all those people that hold jobs and smoke weed aren't bipolar or have borderlined personality disorder. they are already happy people to begin with and you'll never ever hear them say they "need" weed.

[urkles girlfriend]

Dependence vs. Addiction

Dependence means needing a drug to feel physically okay. It doesn’t necessarily mean you are addicted—for example, many people can be dependent on a prescribed medication without being addicted. The difference is that people that are addicted start to think about the drug all the time and make it a higher priority than other things in their life; they often make bad decisions that work against their health and their overall well-being. In the case of a medication, they may start to abuse it (using it differently than how the doctor has prescribed) by taking more of it or crushing it and injecting it. Or in the case of a drug like marijuana, they will be unable to stop using it even though it is causing problems with school, jobs, or relationships. People with addictions are often unable to see—or admit—that this is happening.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Clarissa stop acting high and mighty or I will have cocaine delivered to your nose.

[urkles girlfriend]

Not Just a Crummy Day

From portrayals in movies and on TV of people addicted to heroin, people have an image of drug withdrawal as sweating, shaking, and being curled up in bed with unbearable pain. Marijuana withdrawal is a lot more subtle, but every bit as real.

The main mental symptoms of marijuana withdrawal include:

Being irritable
Feeling anxious or worried
Feeling depressed
Being restless
Having trouble sleeping at night and feeling tired during the day
Having low appetite or losing weight
Some people having marijuana withdrawal might not realize it. Some of the symptoms just contribute to being in a lousy mood, and it’s often easy to blame that feeling on other people annoying you or just having a bad day. You can also have physical symptoms like:

Stomach pain
Sweatiness
Shakiness
Fever
Chills
Headache

[urkles girlfriend]

Clarissa stop acting high and mighty or I will have cocaine delivered to your nose.

i do love a bit of cocaine, but pls dont mail me any or jon will put me in rehab

[urkles girlfriend]

and im not saying im any better than uprayyed, im not in fact, but weed is not helping him in the least. its keeping him in a perpetual limbo

[UPGRAYEDD]

Well, I do have bi-polar disorder among other things, I do actually need it.

[urkles girlfriend]

no you don't lmao, all it does is make you an aggressive psychotic

[UPGRAYEDD]

and im not saying im any better than uprayyed, im not in fact, but weed is not helping him in the least. its keeping him in a perpetual limbo

Maybe, but not feeling like I have to shit all the time even when I don't and not having perpetual migranes is worth it imo.

[urkles girlfriend]

junkies and people like donny are always saying they "need" their drugs lmao.

[urkles girlfriend]

i need my heroine i need it so bad omg

[urkles girlfriend]

i NEED my cigarettes waaaaa waa im a big faggot baby and i need it

[UPGRAYEDD]

no you don't lmao, all it does is make you an aggressive psychotic

exact opposite

[urkles girlfriend]

40 years from now, when you are still in the same situation you are in today, you will keep telling yourself you need weed to function when are you aren't fucking at all :rofl:

[urkles girlfriend]

that is the funniest shit ever.

[UPGRAYEDD]

If anything, you could actually legitimately make this arguement about cigarettes, they are more expensive, addictive, and relatively useless.

[urkles girlfriend]

pushing 30 years old.. 200 dollars in the bank.. really needs weed.

[urkles girlfriend]

you sure do have your priorities in order.

[UPGRAYEDD]

40 years from now, when you are still in the same situation you are in today, you will keep telling yourself you need weed to function when are you aren't fucking at all :rofl:

I need money to function, and anyway, define function?

[urkles girlfriend]

If anything, you could actually legitimately make this arguement about cigarettes, they are more expensive, addictive, and relatively useless.

cigarettes, weed same shit. you probably "need" copious amounts of alcohol too

[urkles girlfriend]

you must be really good at picking up those high class independant chicks.

[urkles girlfriend]

im literally done here, talking to an idiot who insists on being a worthless stoner is pointless

[UPGRAYEDD]

and what of priorities? I don't have some massive list of responsibilities or kids to take care of or any of that shit. Am I supposed to be working and financing some lazy whore's life and having shitty kids? Who cares?

[urkles girlfriend]

you're a bum and always will be lmao

[UPGRAYEDD]

cigarettes, weed same shit. you probably "need" copious amounts of alcohol too

I don't drink, and I literally just said nobody needs cigarettes.

[urkles girlfriend]

STAY OUT OF MALIBU DEABDEAT! STAY OUT OF MALIBU YA BUM!!

[UPGRAYEDD]

I'm sorry that you're not allowed to do all the drugs you want to do, while I am and don't simply because I don't feel like it.

[Wendy <3]

Let's stay on topic...

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Cag imagine how great it would be if jon let you have drugs sometimes.

[urkles girlfriend]

he doesn't even let me drink alcohol anymore, but its really not that bad.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

But imagine how great it would be

[lnopia the great]

i have a good friend who "needs weed" but it probably makes his anxiety even worse since weed gives you paranoia thoughts slmetimes

he actually needs exactly what cag said, to learn how to properly deal with his emotions and his thoughts.

[lnopia the great]

i know i had my issues growing up, i was basically a closet pussy, a huge pussy basically, with a large ego safety net to protect my feels and at the core of the whole problem was i just needed to mentally learn how to engage risk, and not avoid it

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Nobody cares

[lnopia the great]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/dO2jP8wv3Ie7C/200w.gif

[UPGRAYEDD]

i have a good friend who "needs weed" but it probably makes his anxiety even worse since weed gives you paranoia thoughts slmetimes

he actually needs exactly what cag said, to learn how to properly deal with his emotions and his thoughts.


i know i had my issues growing up, i was basically a closet pussy, a huge pussy basically, with a large ego safety net to protect my feels and at the core of the whole problem was i just needed to mentally learn how to engage risk, and not avoid it

I don't have that problem, if anything I am too eager and weed affords me some level of paranoia and forethought I don't normally have. I can sit back and relax thereby avoiding the consequences of bi-polar mania and the restlessness that accompanies it.

[urkles girlfriend]

I don't have a problem, said the homeless bum

[urkles girlfriend]

i have a good friend who "needs weed" but it probably makes his anxiety even worse since weed gives you paranoia thoughts slmetimes

he actually needs exactly what cag said, to learn how to properly deal with his emotions and his thoughts.

none of them actually figure it out until they are well into their 40s after their youth is gone

[juji]

m0nde is homesless am i right guys?

Homeless with money

[juji]

I'm glad Im not a homeless because I study everything about new skills to rebel against the system.

I always ask the advices from experts and I followed their lessons how I gained more success.


Besides, an idiot without success would ended up as homeless, however if is in dependent with other people are considered as useless and failures because they cant do anything alone, if his/her partner dies, would ended up as homeless too. For example cag can't live without Jon's money

[lnopia the great]

I don't have that problem, if anything I am too eager and weed affords me some level of paranoia and forethought I don't normally have. I can sit back and relax thereby avoiding the consequences of bi-polar mania and the restlessness that accompanies it.

you should do a 10 day or more course in vipassana meditation, according to their website they have free clinics all around the world, so there should be one in your area and they are funded by donations only so its perfect for you. And youve got all the time in the world

[lnopia the great]

I'm glad Im not a homeless because I study everything about new skills to rebel against the system.

I always ask the advices from experts and I followed their lessons how I gained more success.


Besides, an idiot without success would ended up as homeless, however if is in dependent with other people are considered as useless and failures because they cant do anything alone, if his/her partner dies, would ended up as homeless too. For example cag can't live without Jon's money


cag could use the stripper skills she learned from experts to find a new man to leach, that could be considered success too

[urkles girlfriend]

elz is mad at me but i dont know what i did lmao

[urkles girlfriend]

I'm glad Im not a homeless because I study everything about new skills to rebel against the system.

I always ask the advices from experts and I followed their lessons how I gained more success.


Besides, an idiot without success would ended up as homeless, however if is in dependent with other people are considered as useless and failures because they cant do anything alone, if his/her partner dies, would ended up as homeless too. For example cag can't live without Jon's money

you're not homeless because you live with your mom and cody still hasn't paid you back lmao

[juji]

cag could use the stripper skills she learned from experts to find a new man to leach, that could be considered success too

That's not the point, you say like it's not related to business, as I mean if a woman like cag still need men with money to live, then her man dies, she would find another man with money, as sugar daddies, she can't make money alone.

Any idiot man needs to live with a woman, do you know what's reason? Possibly for sex life, help wanted, social life or female body. (They would kick out if they are too fat)

Basically cag is a gold digger, it doesnt mean success because it's not independent

[juji]

Learn more https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_digger

[urkles girlfriend]

you will never hear a woman orgasm elz lmao

[juji]

you will never hear a woman orgasm elz lmao

Ive seen this post before, would you mind to stop repeating yourself?

[urkles girlfriend]

Ive seen this post before, would you mind to stop repeating yourself?

you will never hear a woman orgasm.

[Wendy <3]

Stop cag

[juji]

Cag and Lisa are the same in posting

[m0nde]

lol at where this thread went

[stevеyos]

this girl at Walgreen's almost charmed me into hypnosis she wasn't my type at all but she was like doing voodoo on me anyway I'm the first to properly use the chip card properly for her lol oh and omg she said she has to id anyone under 40 for cigs take it as a compliment is what sh ESHE SAID IDK IF SHR WAS FLIRTING WITG ME OR BEING STORE CLERK NICE BEXAUUSE I KNOW THERE'S Q DIFFERENCE BUY I AERIOUSLU XOUODNT TELL IG IT WAS STORE OR LEGIT

[stevеyos]

anyway going to McDonald's now

[stevеyos]

I'm so high too I think I controlled it but I felt like I was blushing or smiling

[m0nde]

:tup: now what about the pdcast stevey?

[stevеyos]

I'm not smiling trying to use and roll d bad android to post stupid

[Pirate Steve]

What sort of fucking heathen gibberish are you spouting steveyos

[Autistic Spectrum]

life coach cag

[stevеyos]

pirate steve upset that he can't read english itt

[stevеyos]

el cag too sad-o no can take-o this-o el fucka the world-o

[urkles girlfriend]

el caggo

[urkles girlfriend]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrKryMVpXVA

[urkles girlfriend]

if i was single i would totally bang an alien

[Wendy <3]

You kinda already do...

[stevеyos]

You kinda already do...

[cag]

CLARISSA, RUBYNET'S 10/10 SHOW GIRL AND PAGEANT WINNER

[lnopia the great]

shes not just any cag, shes our cag

[Wendy <3]

My cag is in a coffin

[maks]

What sort of fucking heathen gibberish are you spouting steveyos

he thinks the clerk at the pharmacy was flirting with him because she smiled and said have a nice day

[Pirate Steve]

he thinks the clerk at the pharmacy was flirting with him because she smiled and said have a nice day
Oh. Did he hit on her as a result?

[stevеyos]

we had sex

[Camoron]

this girl at Walgreen's almost charmed me into hypnosis she wasn't my type at all but she was like doing voodoo on me anyway I'm the first to properly use the chip card properly for her lol oh and omg she said she has to id anyone under 40 for cigs take it as a compliment is what sh ESHE SAID IDK IF SHR WAS FLIRTING WITG ME OR BEING STORE CLERK NICE BEXAUUSE I KNOW THERE'S Q DIFFERENCE BUY I AERIOUSLU XOUODNT TELL IG IT WAS STORE OR LEGIT

i hate when this happens.. i know just how you feel... i exchanged witty banter with a qt walgreens clerk a week ago because this annoying halloween skeleton thing kept laughing every time someone entered the store and as someone walked in i cleverly remarked "that must get annoying huh" and she smiled and said "you have no idea" and then we talked for about 10 seconds about how it was funny at first but not anymore and also how nice it was outside and she wishes he had the day off and i was like "uh yeah well bye" and she was smiling a LOT like A LOT and holy shit i almost came in my boxers but i did not, because i am too smooth a ladys man to do something like that.

[Wendy <3]

Did you whack off in your car

[stevеyos]

that wasn't it at all she initiated it and was very fomg this girl jogging by right now tho

[m0nde]

:tup: sounds like a lot's happening in your life

[m0nde]

i hope you don't get too busy and forget about the podcast and the second life avatar you promised to make me

[Wendy <3]

that wasn't it at all she initiated it and was very fomg this girl jogging by right now tho

Did she see your van parked outside?

[m0nde]

a van and a plan
a winter computer shed
posting in a warm glow

podcast, second life
funny jokes squad forum
tapatalk tonight

some weed, some welfare
managing expections
steven yelle god troll

~fin

[maks]

Oh. Did he hit on her as a result?

no. he blushed and got all quiet left the store jerked off to her alone in his van and posted here bragging about it

[m0nde]

he got her digits and he's going to take her for a walk on the beach - don't come a knockin if the van's a rockin

[stevеyos]

bump