I forgot my keys and Im on outside of office lmao

[juji]

Sent my messages to boss but he hasnt responded yet, Im using iPad while waiting for some co-worker

[urkles girlfriend]

strawberry fields dont have offices lmao

[juji]

What? You said strawberry fields is part of The Beatles song

[Wendy <3]

I bet they fired you and didn't tell you

[juji]

I bet they fired you and didn't tell you

They cant fire me because im hand of the company until the contract expires

[TheLizardWhisperer]

What do you do elz?

[stevеyos]

elz knows his music

[Wendy <3]

I think he makes anime porn cartoons

[juji]

http://i.imgur.com/W8Z0132.jpg

[urkles girlfriend]

oh how he wishes he had the balls to murder bitches

[juji]

I was reading manga called Battle Royale, this is original idea before the hunger games, the plot was fifty randomly selected classes of secondary school students are forced to take arms against one another until only one student in each class remains. The program was created, supposedly, as a form of military research, with the outcome of each battle publicized on local television. A character discovers that the program is not an experiment at all, but a means of terrorizing the population. In theory, after seeing such atrocities, the people will become paranoid and divided, preventing another rebellion.

[urkles girlfriend]

forcing people to fight to the death, thats a really original idea

[stevеyos]

cag if it were me and you on the island who would win feel free to include more poeple than just us and the two of us team up and kill everyone else however you wanna answer is fine just make it hot

[urkles girlfriend]

im 5'4'' and 102 lbs i would not win a fight to the death with anyone here except maybe lisa whose a fucking midget

[urkles girlfriend]

shes like 37 years old and high as fuck it wouldn't be hard.

[stevеyos]

dude idk it depends does the island have meth?

[stevеyos]

jon would just snipe her regardles because meth or not she'd be more than stupid enough to remain out in the open

[urkles girlfriend]

lmao jon sniping lisa with his ar15 would make me cum so hard

[stevеyos]

in fact you could use her as practice she'd be walking across a big field and youc ould keep missing because if you shoot too far right she'll turn around, too far left she'll turn around, so you could shoot on purpose when she's getting close to the tree lines and she'd be too stupid to not jus tkeep runign towards the trees, because she's fucking dumb,

[urkles girlfriend]

i already suck his dick every god damn day i dont know how to top that.. maybe 5 blowjobs everyday?

[stevеyos]

if he saves you from the island yeah if I help can I get a bj once a year or give you a bj once a year

[stevеyos]

you're gonna need my melee power for rootbeer bullets won't work

[urkles girlfriend]

rootbeer is fucking fat and a mouth breather. he's never be able to catch me.

[Desolation]

strawberry fields dont have offices lmao

lol

[urkles girlfriend]

fat and probably has hernias lmao

[urkles girlfriend]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G67-_dk8-yk

i look like solid snake lmao

[Wendy <3]

You look like lisa's daughtet

[stevеyos]

You look like lisa's daughtet

[stevеyos]

rootbeer is very strong and can charge through acres upon acres of trees effortlessly he is too powerful to be evne a metal gear villian not even snake could stop him only me, don't get your self killed for no reason cag,

[m0nde]

I was reading manga called Battle Royale, this is original idea before the hunger games, the plot was fifty randomly selected classes of secondary school students are forced to take arms against one another until only one student in each class remains. The program was created, supposedly, as a form of military research, with the outcome of each battle publicized on local television. A character discovers that the program is not an experiment at all, but a means of terrorizing the population. In theory, after seeing such atrocities, the people will become paranoid and divided, preventing another rebellion.yeah, they made a live action movie of that

[Lisa Battery]

im 5'4'' and 102 lbs i would not win a fight to the death with anyone here except maybe lisa whose a fucking midget

I don't think so, I can fight, you would be piss easy

[Autistic Spectrum]

would pay money to watch that fight,, codey as the ref,, god dam

[Lisa Battery]

I put some easy money on me winning

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag shows up naked and drunk as fuckk,, lisa huffs and puffs the whole time from smoking 30 joints before hand,, codey leers at both of themmm trying to fit in ,,,,

[urkles girlfriend]

Wish elz would get locked out of this forum

[Autistic Spectrum]

me and lisa and everyone else agree that elz is better than you cag

[urkles girlfriend]

Ugh

[Autistic Spectrum]

he has a job and contributes to society u suck a werido you meet online dick everyday and take up space

[urkles girlfriend]

But i like sucking his dick :)

[Wendy <3]

I put some easy money on me winning

You don't have any money to begin with you stupid whore fuck off back to your 3 person forum

[Pirate Steve]

I bet they fired you and didn't tell you

How would he know if they did?

[m0nde]

ayyy lmao

[juji]

I'm CTO lol, im impossible to be fired

[juji]

No others programmers can master the codebase

[urkles girlfriend]

You are not a fucking cto :rofl:
I

[juji]

You are not a fucking cto :rofl:
I

Why would I lie?

Im head of technology team

[urkles girlfriend]

:rofl: sure thing buddy whatever you say :)

[juji]

Funny, you think im part of "All men are the same"

Im certainly not part of this, besides if I say I'm a janitor, you would believe me, otherwise I'm CTO, you woudln't believe

[urkles girlfriend]

Good luck to you now that you got you big boy cto pants on : )

[juji]

Good luck to you now that you got you big boy cto pants on : )

I don't speak low quality english, but would you mind to explain this?


Did you mean this http://bigboyspants.com/ ?

[urkles girlfriend]

Just idioting myself to steal real method and give it to jon you freak

[juji]

Just idioting myself to steal real method and give it to jon you freak

wtf what teh fuck is wrong with you

[juji]

You copy my gimmicks that you hate me

[m0nde]

elezzark, how many people are in the dev team? and how many in the management team?

[juji]

elezzark, how many people are in the dev team? and how many in the management team?

2, I'm just startup CTO

[Wendy <3]

What's your fighting stance and your overall win/loss record?

[juji]

What's your fighting stance and your overall win/loss record?

Hapkido

Wins 4
Loss 13

[Wendy <3]

Not too bad...

[m0nde]

* marks REAL method taken *

[Camoron]

They cant fire me because im hand of the company until the contract expires

hand of the company? does it come with a pin like this https://store.customusb.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/hand-of-the-king-pin-usb.jpg

[m0nde]

http://i.imgur.com/7k94bQD.jpg