rubycalaber
11-01-2015, 01:38 AM
it's that time of the year again where I dump the pointless shit I've done over the year I mean uh post a cool and scary thread that you should leave lots of replies to, here are some commentaries for various awful spooky movies my gorgeous internet girlfriend desolation and I made
http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/YoureNext.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/avatars/yournext_zpsnefvaglv.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/YoureNext.mp3)
You're Next torrent. (http://thepiratebay.la/torrent/10518782/Youre_Next_2011_720p_BRRip_AC3_x264-WEEDMADE) while visiting Lisa on the remote and isolated Penguin Island rootbeer is besieged by militant furries, will he yiffed before he can premmy on lisa's thigh? find out only in our exclusive commentary!
Banter Archive #006: Discussing Dexter With Deso (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/BanterArchive006.mp3)
rare banter archive of us ranting about how bad the final season of Dexter was
http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/ShutterIsland.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/avatars/shutterisland_zpsrcf2qtlz.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/ShutterIsland.mp3)
Shutter Island torrent. (http://thepiratebay.la/torrent/5574710/Shutter_Island_(2010)_720p_-_1280_544_-_600MB_-_YIFY) on his never ending quest to finally get an oscar Leonardo DiCaprio investigates a disappearance in a 1950s insane asylum which is reframed by comedy meistros ruby and deso as a visit to The Herpetarium to visit The Lizards
Banter Archive #007: ISIS, Israel & The Fappening (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/BanterArchive007.mp3)
rare banter archive of me and deso discussing the world events from August 2014 namely that there were wars raging into life in the ukraine, palestine and syria but all anyone cared about was Jennifer Lawrence's tits
http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/ThePurgeAnarchy.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/avatars/thepurgeanarchy_zps0hgqpkbv.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/ThePurgeAnarchy.mp3)
The Purge: Anarchy torrent. (http://thepiratebay.la/torrent/11191708/The_Purge_Anarchy_(2014)_720p_BrRip_x264_-_YIFY) oy vey go-guys! dont you know how inherently evil humanity is? without the police to keep us all under control people would just run around murdering each other for no reason! thank god we have the government to keep us safe, now don't forget to pay your taxes and support our troops you filthy cattle
http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/Maniac.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/avatars/maniac_zpsbwzlg6ky.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/Maniac.mp3)
Maniac torrent. (http://thepiratebay.la/torrent/8426880/Maniac_(2012)_720p_BrRip_x264_-_YIFY) a remake staring Frodo Baggins of the worlds first First Person movie, experience the thrill of chasing down and murdering whores and sluts from the point of view of a serial killer! features an intro where deso shows us the amazing utility of Siri for the iPhone
http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/CheapThrills.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/avatars/cheapthrills_zpsylpcayxk.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/CheapThrills.mp3)
Cheap Thrills torrent. (http://thepiratebay.la/torrent/11379316/Cheap.Thrills.2013.BDRip.XviD-EAGLE) two friends suffering from the recession take on increasingly fucked up dares for thousands of dollars from a rich couple such as killing a dog or cutting their finger off, which would be an edgy concept if americans didnt literally set themselves on fire for facebook likes, after the movie deso and I shitpost on /tv/ together and discuss how the movie Syrup only made $663 dollars in cinema
now it's time for spooooky gaaaaames oooooh our first scary game is a DayZ rip-off walking simulator called Rust where you wake up butt naked on the beach and have to survive the wildneress and other players by leaving up signs usually depicting big black cocks, heres one me and stevey left and deso found at complete random lmao (http://i.imgur.com/HBsMImK.png)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_l6hvszxnA
next we have Survival: Postapocalypse Now which seems to be a Russian bargain bin rip-off of Rust style games since there are no zombies in it either but at least you can get guns easily and murder unarmed fuckboys which is fine by me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn30dV-uuEo
Survarium seems to be a FPS trying to simulate these generic DayZ rip-off survival games which makes it a rip-off of a rip-off of a rip-off nice one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynqHguAO0vU
tim and stevey and me try out the new killing floor game, of course my mic is quiet for half of it and randomly gets loud again half way through, must be a ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdvxDymOMMs
the first time stevey and I tried out killing floor 2 where we face off against Mecha Hitler and his army of holocaust victims
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZz3xdiZPTc
the second time we play I take steveys pro tip and use a controller now it is my turn to strike fear into the hearts of the undead with my illegitimate headshot autolock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okcq6TYKjio
what could me more scary than trying to survive the zombie apocalypse with only... *gulp*... australians? that's exactly what happens when timbo invites me to play with his fellow aussies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKLJ-2pt18Q
after being interrupted by the arrival of my new computer I try to play on tims australian server but these bogans cant help but rage out at me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hvavs7qe8c
tim and I lose our fucking minds trying to cross one bridge in L4D2, video marks the first game I played on my new computer and the abnormally high frame rate was literally putting me off lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P8Px-gUh1I
in Batman: Arkham Origins a team of three juggalos battle it out with three illegal mexican immigrants while batman and robin have to scare them into stopping murdering each other, unfortunately me and stevey find out that there's nothing frightening about a dude dressed as a bat and his twink lover who would just get shot in real life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1xHiYEOF-c
Rise of Incarnates while not exactly a horror game is scary because it's absolutely incomprehensible japcrap anime bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxArNppDse0
I think Evolve is actually meant to be a bit scary but the only thing that frightens me is the shit gameplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jD8OhUr3gM
alright I've given up pretending these are horror games here take a 2 minute video of me fucking about in Max Payne 3s multiplayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgEK4fb22Eg
http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/YoureNext.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/avatars/yournext_zpsnefvaglv.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/YoureNext.mp3)
You're Next torrent. (http://thepiratebay.la/torrent/10518782/Youre_Next_2011_720p_BRRip_AC3_x264-WEEDMADE) while visiting Lisa on the remote and isolated Penguin Island rootbeer is besieged by militant furries, will he yiffed before he can premmy on lisa's thigh? find out only in our exclusive commentary!
Banter Archive #006: Discussing Dexter With Deso (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/BanterArchive006.mp3)
rare banter archive of us ranting about how bad the final season of Dexter was
http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/ShutterIsland.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/avatars/shutterisland_zpsrcf2qtlz.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/ShutterIsland.mp3)
Shutter Island torrent. (http://thepiratebay.la/torrent/5574710/Shutter_Island_(2010)_720p_-_1280_544_-_600MB_-_YIFY) on his never ending quest to finally get an oscar Leonardo DiCaprio investigates a disappearance in a 1950s insane asylum which is reframed by comedy meistros ruby and deso as a visit to The Herpetarium to visit The Lizards
Banter Archive #007: ISIS, Israel & The Fappening (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/BanterArchive007.mp3)
rare banter archive of me and deso discussing the world events from August 2014 namely that there were wars raging into life in the ukraine, palestine and syria but all anyone cared about was Jennifer Lawrence's tits
http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/ThePurgeAnarchy.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/avatars/thepurgeanarchy_zps0hgqpkbv.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/ThePurgeAnarchy.mp3)
The Purge: Anarchy torrent. (http://thepiratebay.la/torrent/11191708/The_Purge_Anarchy_(2014)_720p_BrRip_x264_-_YIFY) oy vey go-guys! dont you know how inherently evil humanity is? without the police to keep us all under control people would just run around murdering each other for no reason! thank god we have the government to keep us safe, now don't forget to pay your taxes and support our troops you filthy cattle
http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/Maniac.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/avatars/maniac_zpsbwzlg6ky.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/Maniac.mp3)
Maniac torrent. (http://thepiratebay.la/torrent/8426880/Maniac_(2012)_720p_BrRip_x264_-_YIFY) a remake staring Frodo Baggins of the worlds first First Person movie, experience the thrill of chasing down and murdering whores and sluts from the point of view of a serial killer! features an intro where deso shows us the amazing utility of Siri for the iPhone
http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/CheapThrills.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/avatars/cheapthrills_zpsylpcayxk.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/CheapThrills.mp3)
Cheap Thrills torrent. (http://thepiratebay.la/torrent/11379316/Cheap.Thrills.2013.BDRip.XviD-EAGLE) two friends suffering from the recession take on increasingly fucked up dares for thousands of dollars from a rich couple such as killing a dog or cutting their finger off, which would be an edgy concept if americans didnt literally set themselves on fire for facebook likes, after the movie deso and I shitpost on /tv/ together and discuss how the movie Syrup only made $663 dollars in cinema
now it's time for spooooky gaaaaames oooooh our first scary game is a DayZ rip-off walking simulator called Rust where you wake up butt naked on the beach and have to survive the wildneress and other players by leaving up signs usually depicting big black cocks, heres one me and stevey left and deso found at complete random lmao (http://i.imgur.com/HBsMImK.png)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_l6hvszxnA
next we have Survival: Postapocalypse Now which seems to be a Russian bargain bin rip-off of Rust style games since there are no zombies in it either but at least you can get guns easily and murder unarmed fuckboys which is fine by me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn30dV-uuEo
Survarium seems to be a FPS trying to simulate these generic DayZ rip-off survival games which makes it a rip-off of a rip-off of a rip-off nice one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynqHguAO0vU
tim and stevey and me try out the new killing floor game, of course my mic is quiet for half of it and randomly gets loud again half way through, must be a ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdvxDymOMMs
the first time stevey and I tried out killing floor 2 where we face off against Mecha Hitler and his army of holocaust victims
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZz3xdiZPTc
the second time we play I take steveys pro tip and use a controller now it is my turn to strike fear into the hearts of the undead with my illegitimate headshot autolock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okcq6TYKjio
what could me more scary than trying to survive the zombie apocalypse with only... *gulp*... australians? that's exactly what happens when timbo invites me to play with his fellow aussies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKLJ-2pt18Q
after being interrupted by the arrival of my new computer I try to play on tims australian server but these bogans cant help but rage out at me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hvavs7qe8c
tim and I lose our fucking minds trying to cross one bridge in L4D2, video marks the first game I played on my new computer and the abnormally high frame rate was literally putting me off lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P8Px-gUh1I
in Batman: Arkham Origins a team of three juggalos battle it out with three illegal mexican immigrants while batman and robin have to scare them into stopping murdering each other, unfortunately me and stevey find out that there's nothing frightening about a dude dressed as a bat and his twink lover who would just get shot in real life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1xHiYEOF-c
Rise of Incarnates while not exactly a horror game is scary because it's absolutely incomprehensible japcrap anime bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxArNppDse0
I think Evolve is actually meant to be a bit scary but the only thing that frightens me is the shit gameplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jD8OhUr3gM
alright I've given up pretending these are horror games here take a 2 minute video of me fucking about in Max Payne 3s multiplayer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgEK4fb22Eg