Poetry Thread

[juji]

stevey is obese
stevey fails at life
stevey has no future
stevey never earn money
stevey never get a girlfriend
stevey has gout

[steveyos]

roses are red
violets are too
you sir are deaf
and that list is ain't even true: )

[Desolation]

wrecked

[Camoron]

roffl

[jon]

stevey is obese
stevey fails at life
stevey has no future
stevey never earn money
stevey never get a girlfriend
stevey has gout


Poetry Thread

> google autocomplete

[fanfare]

Fanfare style thread

[steveyos]

yeah you making a junk thread and me bringing the heat

[Alsto]

it's sad... you haven't done anything in the last few years to add to the default stevey insults, i'm disappointed...

[blumpkin blownuts]

he was most recently consorting with known :lizard:s

[Alsto]

that's one of his things, typical steffies behavior... battletoads...

[Alsto]

i know they are amphibians btw...

[plusle riot]

> google autocomplete

iwas
iwastesomuchtime
iwasaki
iwas a pageant girl
iwashere.org

[plusle riot]

im fucking reading that next open mic night

[maks]

im fucking reading that next open mic night

do it topless

[jon]

iwasc facesitting
iwascr facesitting
iwascru facesitting
iwascrue facesitting
iwascruel facesitting

[Alsto]

just having one tit hanging out is way more artistic...

[maks]

just having one tit hanging out is way more artistic...

I can live with that, generally they look pretty similar I can use my imagination to figure out what the other one looks like

[Alsto]

and the asymmetry says look at me, i'm edgy or w/e...

[maks]

idc about any of that I just want to see her titties

[Alsto]

me too bro, i've been trying since 07...

[Alsto]

bitches be thinking they titty is all precious and shit...

[maks]

yeah what's up with that can't even understand that shit

[Alsto]

knowing a nigger only need dat nipple...

[maks]

a few weeks ago me and her were both in Danbury, I was within a couple of miles of dem tits. so close yet so far away...

[Alsto]

that tempting titty teaser...

[maks]

you should book a flight up here we'll double team that chick put a fuckin hurting on her then we can make a megathread about it

[maks]

can you imagine the quality of a marks and alsto collaborative megathread it might possibly be the best thread in the history of the whole forum

[Alsto]

only if our balls touch... also it would probably suck since i haven't used photshop in a couple years...

[Alsto]

not that my ps skills alone could keep it from being awesome, but without it we would be severely disadvantaged in the visual aides department...

[plusle riot]

bitches be thinking they titty is all precious and shit...

dis titty game ridiculous

[maks]

Your skills have weakened but mine have grown stronger, I'm confident we could make it work and even if no thread results from it I totally want to fuck iwc whether you're involved or not so please either shit or get off the pot


submitted for your approval, proof that I have grown as a photoshopper
http://comeontothelord.com/img/pope_barry.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/sidbarryt.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/codybarry.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/terrorbarry.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/baggy.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryimplying.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryprivate.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/plugbarry.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barrywhitetrash.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryloveshisribs.jpg
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-banana.jpg

I made like 800 of those but the rest are complete shit

[maks]

dis titty game ridiculous

hey me and alsto are going to spitroast you and make a thread about it, ok?

[maks]

fucking double posts fucking shitty hosting package goddamn it ruby

[Alsto]

http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryloveshisribs.jpghttp://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p2/avastars/bigger/alsto_bbqribs.jpg

[Alsto]

she down...

[maks]

I tried to Abreu Syndrome steve lamphier but I couldn't get the beard right and you weren't even around to praise my effort so I took a shit on it and did m0nde instead

[Alsto]

looks great, good job...

[maks]

finally the recognition I deserve

[plusle riot]

hey me and alsto are going to spitroast you and make a thread about it, ok?

just make sure you post about how punk fucking rock my pussy smells


she down...

.

[maks]

just make sure you post about how punk fucking rock my pussy smells



It's funny that you mention that because I've recently discovered how to make a thread that is scratch and sniff

[Alsto]

dat stank dank, top rank...

[maks]

bottle it and wear it like fucking cologne ungh so fragrant

[Alsto]

11DKsXB-XiI

[maks]

iwc I'm going to need you to squat over this funnel for a bit, tia

[plusle riot]

im going to need you to hold this funnel with your teeth pls and ty~

[maks]

fuck the funnel, lets go with some good old fashioned face sitting, I want to make m0nde jealous

[plusle riot]

:tmnt:

[maks]

I'm not sure where to go from here without crossing the line from funny into creepy territory so why don't you just post tits and we'll enjoy that and sit quietly for a while to contemplate them

[Alsto]

titz...

[plusle riot]

tap dancing in a minefield

[maks]

SHUT UP AND SHOW US YOUR BOOBIES DAMMIT

[Alsto]

be polite, maybe we see tonight...

[plusle riot]

here's my boobz. don't hit on me silly boys~

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x173/iwascruel_x/mattbailey-1.jpg

[Alsto]

we want to see your crumpets, not those trumpets...

[maks]

THE TIME FOR POLITENESS IS OVER NOW IS THE TIME FOR RAPE

[plusle riot]

oh g-d i'm all out of rapex

[maks]

I've got your rapex right here!

(if you missed the implication I was referring to my penis)

[plusle riot]

help me settle an argument from earlier this evening. somehow i got talking about rapex and my bro was like "those are illegal to use in the states, theyre made for countries like south africa where rape is rampant" and i was like "uh well rape is fucking illegal here too you dumbshit". is rapex illegal here though?

[Alsto]

don't think they would care if it actually stopped a rape...

[maks]

help me settle an argument from earlier this evening. somehow i got talking about rapex and my bro was like "those are illegal to use in the states, theyre made for countries like south africa where rape is rampant" and i was like "uh well rape is fucking illegal here too you dumbshit". is rapex illegal here though?

that's a good question, probably depends on the judge because it could technically be considered a concealed weapon

[Alsto]

stopping a horrible crime, lesser of two evils one of which is only evil in order to prevent evil...

[maks]

people get prosecuted for shooting someone who was threatening their life...

[Alsto]

not in FL lol...

[maks]

good, I like stand your ground laws they should be rolled out nationwide

[plusle riot]

that's a good question, probably depends on the judge because it could technically be considered a concealed weapon

but what if i really had vagina dentata

[maks]

but what if i really had vagina dentata

how would they even confirm that do you bring in a gynecologist or a dentist?

[plusle riot]

how would they even confirm that do you bring in a gynecologist or a dentist?

my mind http://i.imgur.com/SKHzS.gif asplode

[maks]

I think we just invented a new field of medicine

[plusle riot]

kind of like how barbers used to be dentists back in the day we'd have uh pussy dentists

[maks]

I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a filling

[plusle riot]

WHAT nuoh my god

[maks]

drilling, spitting, god I love this subject the possibilities for double entendre are endless

[plusle riot]

a root canal in the ol' birth canal. i literally just crossed my legs tightly and clenched my teeth

[maks]

don't worry, this won't hurt a bit...

[plusle riot]

is it in yet? ok i guess the novocaine kicked in

[maks]

btw just like the dentist I was lying, it's going to hurt like hell

[plusle riot]

just like the gyno too

[maks]

When I was in high school I had a friend who bought his own speculum on ebay. he was a bit of a weirdo as you might imagine.

[plusle riot]

that's just disturbing. and he was your friend, you say?

[juji]

that's just disturbing. and he was your friend, you say?

use your speculum, then facesit at m0nde's face

[maks]

well he never tried to use it on me

[m0nde]

i speculum i

[maks]

coming soon from apple iSpeculum