Garfield thread

[Camoron]

catch up with your old pal garifeld, in this thread.

how are you garfield? doesnt sound like things are going well, really sad to hear that actually

[Garfield]

http://i.imgur.com/1AzeiJK.jpg the star of david is my cordoma the big white star is where my dick looked small

[Camoron]

omg dude jesus is it really terminal

[Lisa Battery]

http://i.imgur.com/1AzeiJK.jpg the star of david is my cordoma the big white star is where my dick looked small

Oh no. I'm so sorry. It's not fair that these things happen to good people. My thoughts are with you.
Your dick always looked mighty fine to me.

[Garfield]

12% survival rate lmao im ovr it and living my life to the fullest ive got a full battery on my laptop, norton anti virus, 700$ in my bank account and all the wifi my dad can pay for

[Garfield]

lisa if you want to get frisky tonight thats my ball poking out under that star

[m0nde]

sorry to hear all this, garfield. you're a good guy. i wish millie and that fat girlfriend of yours from years ago would come see you.

[Garfield]

i wish gabi would come to see me

[Garfield]

at least ill be immortalized in this forums gogle cache forever

[Camoron]

why did you lose your job? ddid Scott Bakula catch you using his private bathroom?

[Lisa Battery]

We'll all be dead soon enough. But you're awesome and I want you to live forever or at least a really long time. *sends you love* I hope you are one of the ones that survives it or at very least defy the odds and drastically outlive the prognosis.

[Garfield]

why did you lose your job? ddid Scott Bakula catch you using his private bathroom?

v physical job and currently can barely walk

[Garfield]

getting a adamantium spine

[Lisa Battery]

:rose:

[Garfield]

m0nde are you coming to my funeral?

[m0nde]

are you marrying some other corpse? if not, sorry bro, i have to decline. but i'll be there in spirit. maybe you can broadcast it via skype or something so all of us can be there

[Lisa Battery]

m0nde are you coming to my funeral?

[Wendy <3]

At least you don't have to live in a van...

[Garfield]

At least you don't have to live in a van...

or enjoy anime

[Wendy <3]

Or like cat avatar guy

[Camoron]

We'll all be dead soon enough. But you're awesome and I want you to live forever or at least a really long time. *sends you love* I hope you are one of the ones that survives it or at very least defy the odds and drastically outlive the prognosis.

garfield hates you too you stupid sow

[Camoron]

m0nde are you coming to my funeral?

i cant make it but ill send a gift

[Lisa Battery]

garfield hates you too you stupid sow

No he doesn't you dumb fuck. I am pming him and note I was the one he told about this.

Fuck off douchebag.

[m0nde]

i'll send a bouquet of roses and a boston terrier condolences card. camoron will you send a meme cats card?

[Camoron]

p sure he does you are pretty unlikeable

[Camoron]

i'll send a bouquet of roses and a boston terrier condolences card. camoron will you send a meme cats card?

and a bottle of wine

[m0nde]

No he doesn't you dumb fuck. I am pming him and note I was the one he told about this.

Fuck off douchebag.:rofl: i just spat out some of my beer

[Lisa Battery]

:rofl: i just spat out some of my beer

You have a really dull sense of humor and have not managed to get the joke that is on you about me now posting about all my pms because you spazzed so pathetically about me getting pms

[Camoron]

You have a really dull sense of humor and have not managed to get the joke that is on you about me now posting about all my pms because you spazzed so pathetically about me getting pms

you are idioting yourself i cant even understand this please leave

[m0nde]

You have a really dull sense of humor and have not managed to get the joke that is on you about me now posting about all my pms because you spazzed so pathetically about me getting pms

:backpedal:

[Lisa Battery]

you are idioting yourself i cant even understand this please leave

I was talking to m0nde you moron, it had nothing to do with you.

You're the one making a fucktard out of yourself. Garfeels and I are chatting in the forum, he asks after me and then I ask after him where he tells me the bad news, I then am pming him and you start telling us not to post in your idiot topic where you made such an ass of yourself that even plug drugs put you in your place, then you make this topic and try to say garfeels hates me.

It's YOU no-one gives a shit about, go play with m0nde and BGD.

[Lisa Battery]

Later Garfeels, take care xoxo. Here for you whenever.

[Garfield]

guys get out of me and lisas business

[Garfield]

Later Garfeels, take care xoxo. Here for you whenever.

thnx bb

[Camoron]

garfield is nice to you just like i was but guess what he still thinks your jsut as retarded and insane as everyone else here

[m0nde]

god damn, why did you post that expose, lisa? no one needs to know the internal dialogue you deal with. people need 1 or 2 sentences at most. i'd think someone who had 2 teaching degrees could understand this

[Camoron]

guys get out of me and lisas business

lmao

[m0nde]

garfield, thanks for coming here and telling us what's going on with y0u

[Lisa Battery]

guys get out of me and lisas business

;)

[Lisa Battery]

Garfeels has always been one of the few actually decent and good human beings in this forum..... and sexy ones.

[Camoron]

whoosh

[Garfield]

garfield, thanks for coming here and telling us what's going on with y0u

your welcome i know eveyone was worried

[Camoron]

i actually am man you just gotta bleive in the power of prayer and you can beat those odds

[m0nde]

hugs, bro

[Lisa Battery]

whoosh
Is the sound of your try hard trolling rushing back to smack you in the face.

Wow camoron, it's like everything you post these days just manages to bite you in the ass and no-one else.

[m0nde]

whoosh, felicia

[Camoron]

if the top 1/10th of 1% can earn as much income as the bottom 90%, if 58% of all new income is made by the top 1%, what im trying to say is, you are the 12%

[Camoron]

Is the sound of your try hard trolling rushing back to smack you in the face.

Wow camoron, it's like everything you post these days just manages to bite you in the ass and no-one else.

please stop making this thread about you

[Lisa Battery]

whoosh, felicia
You realise (and many people have pointed this out to you lately) that you are actually incapable of trolling because you just make yourself look like a lame loser.

[Camoron]

there are 16,277 threads on this forum
probably 15,000 of those are already about you or becmae about you

can we just have one where you shut the fuck up about being persecuted for being a shitposter and talk bout something serious this man is literally dying you self centered piece of shit

[m0nde]

felicia, i'll send you a pm maybe you'll understand

[Lisa Battery]

please stop making this thread about you

Camoron, you are the one who started trying to make this into garbage about me, go back and read your posts you are CLEARLY the one who started that, not me.

I was simply talking to garfeels like I already had been when you started up trying to troll me.

You are just contradicting yourself in everything you post lately.

[Garfield]

Is the sound of your try hard trolling rushing back to smack you in the face.

Wow camoron, it's like everything you post these days just manages to bite you in the ass and no-one else.
wow seriously cam quit trolling me and lisa its starting to getting old
were here just to have a god time and hang out

[Garfield]

if this is the one place i can truly vent my woes and be myself then so be it!

[m0nde]

lisa, pls stop. you may have driven garfield off the forum tonight because of your negativity. we were saying byte to him.

[Camoron]

Camoron, you are the one who started trying to make this into garbage about me, go back and read your posts you are CLEARLY the one who started that, not me.

I was simply talking to garfeels like I already had been when you started up trying to troll me.

You are just contradicting yourself in everything you post lately.

i told you the truth

you are just too devoid of common sense to realize

[Lisa Battery]

felicia, i'll send you a pm maybe you'll understand

Gee that's a good one. How come nobody actually gets trolled by such wit?

[m0nde]

thank god he's still here and hasn't left due to your being so inconsiderate and psycho

[Camoron]

wow seriously cam quit trolling me and lisa its starting to getting old
were here just to have a god time and hang out

stop encouraging her

[m0nde]

stop encouraging herlet him have his fun trolling her too. poor guy :(

[Lisa Battery]

i told you the truth

you are just too devoid of common sense to realize
No you didn't and it was shoved right back in your face by even Garfeels and you are too stupid to even get it.

This was a discussion I was having with garfeels in another topic and via PM that you jumped in on and started trying to troll.

[Camoron]

No you didn't and it was shoved right back in your face by even Garfeels and you are too stupid to even get it.

This was a discussion I was having with garfeels in another topic and via PM that you jumped in on and started trying to troll.

god you are so dumb

[m0nde]

no, garfield's been trolling youo the whole time too, lisa. remember when you used to think camoron liked you?

[Garfield]

thats the difference between me and you monde otr should i say SIDHARTH CHOUDHURI

[Camoron]

i would feel sorry for you if you werent such a horrible person

[m0nde]

anyway, i'm not going to let this become about her.

garfield. what have you been doing with yourself? what were you doing in new orleans before coming back to tx?

[m0nde]

thats the difference between me and you monde otr should i say SIDHARTH CHOUDHURIstop doxing me!!!

[Garfield]

eating a lot of donuts

[m0nde]

beingets and andouille

[Camoron]

garfield worked on the set of NCIS with Count Chocula

[m0nde]

were you a cook there?

[Lisa Battery]

no, garfield's been trolling youo the whole time too, lisa. remember when you used to think camoron liked you?

Um, I have never had any interest in camoron you loser. I spoke to camoron a couple of times when I was with rootbeer.

[m0nde]

garfield worked on the set of NCIS with Count Choculathat's pretty hot

[Lisa Battery]

thats the difference between me and you monde otr should i say SIDHARTH CHOUDHURI

This is going to go over his head.

The obsessed rubbish loser Sid is actually delsuional enough to think just because I hate him that other people are trolling me. He is not even privy to how I get along with other people who aren't wanton losers.

[Camoron]

garf did set design he was like a key grip i think they are called

[m0nde]

ok, you win lisa. now please stop and leave me alone. i'm talking to garfield and camoron

https://i.gyazo.com/97fcdcb1ae1249b0fc774c6678ea297e.png

[Camoron]

he sent me selfies of him taking a shit in scott bakulas bathroom and a video of scott bakula getting some food fro the craft services table

[Lisa Battery]

ok, you win lisa. now please stop and leave me alone. i'm talking to garfield and camoron

https://i.gyazo.com/97fcdcb1ae1249b0fc774c6678ea297e.pngstop posting about me and mind your own business

Even Garfeels pointed out that you are alone in your delusions.

[m0nde]

did he use the same table as bakula? i hope he washed his hands.

[m0nde]

lisa, i clicked view post and saw that was about me again. plesae leave me alone. go pm someone or talk to one of the many others who love y9ou here. i know everyone's your friend and no one likes me :( bye. please stop

[Garfield]

one time i hung chrstmas lights at cch pounders house

[m0nde]

how many black chicks did you get with?

[Camoron]

garf ahs a girlf

[Garfield]

2

[Camoron]

cheater

[Camoron]

punkin eater

[m0nde]

did any of them have yoshi tattoos?

[Garfield]

yeah the only black chicks thtll sleep with me are the kind that like anime and linkin park, you know the ones adopted by white parnts

[Lisa Battery]

lisa, i clicked view post and saw that was about me again. plesae leave me alone. go pm someone or talk to one of the many others who love y9ou here. i know everyone's your friend and no one likes me :( bye. please stop
Do check post on all your posts.

99% of them are about me, not the other way around.

Get a life, close your fake twitter under my name and delete your lisa.txt file because any mental health professional would strongly suggest that you need help.

[Camoron]

other than having cancer and your mom dying and losing your awesome scott bakula job how is everything

[Wendy <3]

Grafield are you gonna die this year for real or are you trolling us with your fake hardships like stoveyos does

[Garfield]

this is easily one of the best threds ive ever made

[Camoron]

thats cause i amde it rofl

[Garfield]

thats cause i amde it rofl
:golfclap:

[StompleB]

I'll never forget that time Mom yelled at me for not winning that sack race, brother. How you still cheered me on anyway and took me out for fresh kiwi Garfburgers afterwards. How we could just look around in Target for hours and hours until after closing when they finally made us leave the store. I'll always remember how you made my heart feel like wet dog fur whilst you pierced my urethra through with your Totenkopf ring.

The truth is brother... our brief time spent together was wonderful. Yet all along it was but a thin layer of happiness suspended above a plunge to thy mortal peril. Like a tapas stretched over a Wolfgang Puck wine glass, for which I shall weep forever o'er.

[Camoron]

i missed you stomple

[m0nde]

stomple, stop it. go unblock all of us on steam right now

[stevеyos]

you should eat healthy and exercise you're young and it's 2015 if you show that you actually want to survive and go to every doctor you can find you can get through it I know someone with 100x worse problems than this he's had multiple brain operations amongst a ton of others everywhere else on his body and he's still around

[stevеyos]

that person goes to yale hospital and I'm getting in there becuase of them with no waiting time so if you're interested in going there reply here because I don't see pm notifcations on tapatalk and it's all I use because it's also on chrome os and windows desktop so I can tapatlak every time and it's much better than usig the actaul forum so anyway I can get you into yale hospital reply here if you're intersted

[stevеyos]

the wal mart Im' staying at just got wifi and they're 100% fine with people living in the parking lot so get a chevy express 3500 like me 2002 that or older don't get new shit the brakes never work on newer vehicles and we can convert them together and have matching converterd vans!

[stevеyos]

seriously though if you're only going to one doctor they could be completley wrong I had doctor that before givin gme my weed card he wanted me to take all sorts of pills and nothing was any good I wanted weed but he didn't wanna give out weed cards I was the 2nd person he gave one to but after trying or barely trying shall I say to put it lightly, all those shitty pills, the final ones he wnated to try was two pills and a liquid becuase one pill might make my stomach bleed then the othe rpill was I forget and then the liquid and maybe the 2nd pill were to make sure my stomach didn't bleed, I didn't take any of them I tol dhim I'm gonna give him a swirlie if he doesn't just give me weed he did and then that was in 2009 also might I add I was already smoking weed and refusing pills at 12 they tried to put me on adderol or whatever prozac and I smoked weed instead and so I began going to 999999999 different doctors and it's amazing how wrong they can be anyway start cramming every healhty thing you can find up your ass drink a lot of water keep doing both every day a little of each every few minutes all day every day one tiny bite every 3 minutes so you have a constnat strema of healh running through your body but you don't overeat cause one bite you're not hungry you're not full you're just healhty and go to every doctor in the world and you'll be fine

[stevеyos]

also use your hollywood status and do us both a favor, contact richard simmons and arrange a meetup for the three of us and let's convince him to cure you and also we make a sketch comedy show for fjs.tv

[Wendy <3]

Nope.

[m0nde]

lisa, i clicked view post and saw that was about me again. plesae leave me alone. go pm someone or talk to one of the many others who love y9ou here. i know everyone's your friend and no one likes me :( bye. please stop
this is why I had to finally ignore lisa. she just wont leave me alone

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/11/22/a53817de2ef1932c1284b1a10d075c0c.jpg

[Lisa Battery]

M0nde is mentally retarded. His every post is about me, he is still posting about me, he has a fake twitter under my name and brags about collecting every post I've ever made and having a lisa.txt file.

Fuck off m0nde.

Also stomple has YOU blocked on steam, why do you keep thinking that when someone hates YOU that everyone else must hate that person, they don't, just you. "Lisa hates me, that must mean all her friends that she has talked to for years are just trolling her hate her." They don't you retard loser. "Stomple has me blocked on steam, that must mean he has everyone blocked on steam." He doesn't you pathetic loser. In fact you are one the most unliked people in this forum, just leave, no-one wants you here.

Love you Garfeels, am praying to my gods.

[Lisa Battery]

We were all laughing last night in steam how m0nde has been spazzing for a week now about me getting pms, I just say "I have pms to read" and m0nde goes into a week long spazz about it, we were all laughing at what a loser he is on steam and teknorat says it's because no-one pms m0nde, I say it's because he is as pathetic and delusional as I just outlined.

[Lisa Battery]

P.S.

More love for the Garfeels.

[Wendy <3]

Why are you still spazzing out?. Nobody likes you and you are literally the dumbest person to ever post here. You have no friends. You are boring as dog shit. You are a tryhard ass sniffing loser with no friends. You literally need to leave.

[lnopia the great]

Im pretty disgusted that garf openned up with his terminal cancer in a thread and lisa has spent nearly thr whole time making it about herself.

[lnopia the great]

http://dl.glitter-graphics.com/pub/2027/2027712mismpdh14i.gif

[Wendy <3]

She's literally the ugliest bitch to have ever posted here

[Garfield]

i cant wait to send you guys pms from heaven

[m0nde]

garfield, how was your monday?

[Lisa Battery]

She's literally the ugliest bitch to have ever posted here

A LOT hotter than you. Deal with it. Plastic surgery didn't even help you.

[Lisa Battery]

Im pretty disgusted that garf openned up with his terminal cancer in a thread and lisa has spent nearly thr whole time making it about herself.

Actually fucktard I was the one he told, not you, he hasn't even spoken to anyone else

And what's this? a whole page of YOU 3 losers posting about ME.

Get lives.

Love ya Garfeels, IF you get there before me save me a seat.

[Wendy <3]

A LOT hotter than you. Deal with it. Plastic surgery didn't even help you.

:goodone:


That made a lot of sense

[Camoron]

Im pretty disgusted that garf openned up with his terminal cancer in a thread and lisa has spent nearly thr whole time making it about herself.

Garfield shouldn't have to deal with this shit while he's lying on his death bed.

[Wendy <3]

He deserves it for trolling her pretending to like her

[Poopalew]

He deserves it for trolling her pretending to like her

So I must let you know that I cant be your friend anymore because you live an unclean life.

[lnopia the great]

in a couple year poopelew is going to wind up self aware

[stevеyos]

yeah he's getting really coherent now

[Wendy <3]

Definitely more coherent than some dumb bitch blurting out random shit about people getting plastic surgery

[juji]

http://i.imgur.com/1AzeiJK.jpg the star of david is my cordoma the big white star is where my dick looked small

wtf i didn't believe when you posted you have spinal cancer until you posted evidence, aw jeez that's fucked up, I dont believe survival rate is 12% it would be 75-90% because your hated tumour is not near to your head, so don't give up.

[Garfield]

thank you stvy elz aand lisa my true frinds, as you can seeee my ee button is not working vry wll, mayb you could all start a kickstartr for m and my cancr to buy a nw alinwar computr so i can finally gam with all my ytmnd frinds, but ys eeeelz th tumor is ngulfd my nervs maning i probably wont ver peeeeeeeeeee or poop or walk again with out assistanc if thy rmov it without it spreading or coming back in anothr spot,

[Garfield]

a prmanntly damgd hol

[Lisa Battery]

That is why you had problems with your hole for so long. What the fucktard Lisa brigade aren't privy too, this did not actually pop up overnight. God I hate those dumb losers. But you have always been a fucking decent and good guy.

It's crap man, I cried. My thoughts really are with you. Rootbeer needs to buy you an ipad.

Xoxo

[Lisa Battery]

Need to get you a hot bed pan nurse who gives you sponge baths too but I'm still poor.

[Wendy <3]

It's too bad you don't have cancer you useless leech to society

[Camoron]

thank you stvy elz aand lisa my true frinds, as you can seeee my ee button is not working vry wll, mayb you could all start a kickstartr for m and my cancr to buy a nw alinwar computr so i can finally gam with all my ytmnd frinds, but ys eeeelz th tumor is ngulfd my nervs maning i probably wont ver peeeeeeeeeee or poop or walk again with out assistanc if thy rmov it without it spreading or coming back in anothr spot,
all of that and nigga aint even got a working keyboard smh this the saddest thing i ever read

[Garfield]

if i only had a eeeeeeeeeeee buttpn all of this would b so much asir

[Garfield]

garfilds gofundm eeeeeee button campaign

[Wendy <3]

Stevey just got $1000 he could donate to you

[m0nde]

stevey's gofundme page was on fire. garfield you should start a gibsmedat page to raise some cash

[lnopia the great]

wtf i didn't believe when you posted you have spinal cancer until you posted evidence, aw jeez that's fucked up, I dont believe survival rate is 12% it would be 75-90% because your hated tumour is not near to your head, so don't give up.

cancer only needs to spread to the lymph system to easily spread throughout the body. And when the tumor is close to the spine it isnt operable most of the time so it is deadly.

I lost a friend to a cancer tumor at the base of his spine. He was only 19 and it was fuckin tragic :|

Id chip in for a super duluxe keyboard if you start a kickstarter

[m0nde]

srsly, start a gibs page, Garfield. I'll donste

[Wendy <3]

He needs to start selling his legendary garfburgers

[Poopalew]

He needs to start selling his legendary garfburgers

By that comment Jesus was not discouraging his Jewish listeners from studying the Scriptures.

[Camoron]

stevey's gofundme page was on fire. garfield you should start a gibsmedat page to raise some cash

link to steveys gofundme

[Camoron]

seriopus question garf how did you first realize you had a spinal tumor before you went to the docotr and got x rays did you just have lots of back pain or what

[Poopalew]

seriopus question garf how did you first realize you had a spinal tumor before you went to the docotr and got x rays did you just have lots of back pain or what

I can see a light at the end of this dark tunnel Im traveling through.

[m0nde]

link to steveys gofundme
he doesn't really have one its something I keep throwing at him when he asks for money

[Camoron]

I don't belive you. How else did he get a thousand dlars

[m0nde]

i think he made that much in walmart gift cards over like 15 years using his pork.tv farm before all of his tergas broke i think he had 20 tergas, i'm not sure

[Wendy <3]

Get well soon grafield

[Garfield]

seriopus question garf how did you first realize you had a spinal tumor before you went to the docotr and got x rays did you just have lots of back pain or what

yah i had ral bad anal pain then back pain thn sprad to my dick and then i got mri caus that frakd m out

[Camoron]

it started as anal pain??

[Garfield]

yeah th tumor had ngulfed my nrves (cauda eeeeeeequina)and was pinching my rctum against my other organs

[m0nde]

did it ever put pressure on your prostate and make you ejaculate or give you pleasure at all?

[Garfield]

no nothing lik my wevibe