post your mental illness itt

[TheElJoe]

I know most of you have one its ok

[steveyos]

you first

[Wendy <3]

I post here.

[Desolation]

Gender dysphoria

[TheElJoe]

I prefer to never find mine out

[Wendy <3]

Do stuff

[steveyos]

lol, lol, and good point

[Garfield]

spinal cancer

[maks]

oh I get it, you have that avatar because your username is garfield. very clever, almost went over my head

[Plug Drugs]

i'm having a panic attack

[Garfield]

maks i know were all bored trolling cag and the other lizards but we established i was the alpha male like two years ago dont try and dig up old flames again

[Garfield]

i'm having a panic attack

over what video game to play?

[maks]

maks i know were all bored trolling cag and the other lizards but we established i was the alpha male like two years ago dont try and dig up old flames again

it's interesting that you took my harmless off the cuff comment as some kind of challenge, I guess crippling insecurity is an alpha male trait

[Plug Drugs]

over what video game to play?

ive been playing the same video games for like 10 years now im going fucking insane

[maks]

if anything that post was self denigrating, implying that I was so stupid that I didn't understand why you had a garfield avatar, but you immediately went into defensive mode, almost like you have something to prove

[Plug Drugs]

if anything that post was self denigrating, implying that I was so stupid that I didn't understand why you had a garfield avatar, but you immediately went into defensive mode, almost like you have something to prove

:words:

[maks]

why don't you copy/paste a wikipedia article on neitzche about it

[Plug Drugs]

when have i ever copy pasted anything from wikipedia

[maks]

75% of your posts since 2009

[maks]

and 60% of your posts in 2007 and 2008

[Plug Drugs]

nope

[Plug Drugs]

i think youre scared because you're dumber than me (:smug:) and have to convince yourself 'h-he's just copy pasting from w-wikipedia, yeah th-thats it!'

[maks]

why don't you copy/paste a wikipedia article on quantum physics about it

[Plug Drugs]

hmmm theres no way to solve this, because you won't risk being exposed as dumber by going up against me in a fair intellectual competition, so for now I'll just have to continue assuming your dumb as shit

[Garfield]

youre reading to far into it maks i was just letting everyone know that even though i may never walk again im still the best poster here

[maks]

realistically, even if we pretend you actually have a deep understanding of these subjects and aren't just vomiting up shit you read an hour ago to try and look smart on the internet, you might as well be learning about batman or star wars of lord of the rings for all the good it's done you, you're not getting job offers to be the world's foremost neitzche/quantum physics expert, you're a fat unemployed drug addict living in his grandma's rumpus room and in 10 years when you've read and shat out a billion more wikipedia articles about useless subjects you'll still be a fat unemployed drug addict living in his grandma's rumpus room

[maks]

youre reading to far into it maks i was just letting everyone know that even though i may never walk again im still the best poster here

So you're insecure and feel you have something to prove

[Lisa Battery]

*lubes up and watches Garfeels and maks post it out for alpha male status*

Putting $20 on Garfeels.

[Plug Drugs]

dughghghg im IT guy im super smart duhghghu

[maks]

dughghghg im IT guy im super smart duhghghu

you won't risk being exposed as dumber by going up against me in a fair intellectual competition, so for now I'll just have to continue assuming your dumb as shit

[Plug Drugs]

do you even know calculus bro

[TheElJoe]

Alpha male on an internet forum.... lmao

Paulreubens is the alpha male of this forum

[Plug Drugs]

sweet, marks doesnt know calculus, i officially have something i can just scare him away with now
yeah thats right, he only got a 2 year degree to be an IT guy.. im pretty sure hes been jobless since 2013 as well

[maks]

what have you calculated lately how has reading the wikipedia article about calculus enhanced your life

[maks]

explain to me how reading the wikipedia article about calculus is good for things other than bragging about reading the wikipedia article about calculus

[Plug Drugs]

the job he told everyone he got after losing his last job turned out to actually just be working for his friend, and his friend never actually got around to setting up work for him
he likes to brag about how important he is and how much money he makes so i'm sure his next post will be something like 'blah blah i make $80 an hour' like a snobby sleazebag

[Plug Drugs]

marks i know how to do differentiation and inverse differentiation (aka integration) actually using infinitesimals like youre supposed to know how to do when you finish calc, and not just memorizing tricks for finding derivatives like you would end up doing if you tried taking calc 1

[Plug Drugs]

face it old timer, the youngins are surpassing you and youre too old to learn new tricks

[maks]

marks i know how to do differentiation and inverse differentiation (aka integration) actually using infinitesimals like youre supposed to know how to do when you finish calc, and not just memorizing tricks for finding derivatives like you would end up doing if you tried taking calc 1

apparently you never learned to answer a question. what fucking good has it done you? if you're so smart, and have so many useful skills, why are you a fat unemployed drug addict living in his grandma's rumpus room, and if I'm inferior to you why is it I managed to make a life for myself and support myself financially like almost every other adult on the planet while you're a fat unemployed drug addict living in his grandma's rumpus room?

[Garfield]

lol lisa im not even going to entertain this beta male, not worth my time

[Garfield]

ANYWAYS.... whats crackalackin on your side of the world babe?

[Garfield]

you just waking up for a bowl of mashys and a quick wank before work?

[maks]

claculate how easily you could get out of your grandma's rumpus room if this was your checking account and copy paste a wikipedia article about it

http://i.imgur.com/IJoWIod.png

[Plug Drugs]

ive also read most of nietzsche's works when i was like 17-18 except for the will to power and never finished birth of tragedy or the gay science
i'm a little rusty on him but i certainly know more than reading a few wikipedia articles

[Lisa Battery]

lol lisa im not even going to entertain this beta male, not worth my time

That's ok, since dp left you are by far the alpha male, also hottest male poster .... next to me of course because I'm pretty damn alpha and a hot male even without a penis

[Plug Drugs]

apparently you never learned to answer a question. what fucking good has it done you? if you're so smart, and have so many useful skills, why are you a fat unemployed drug addict living in his grandma's rumpus room, and if I'm inferior to you why is it I managed to make a life for myself and support myself financially like almost every other adult on the planet while you're a fat unemployed drug addict living in his grandma's rumpus room?

I'm collecting volumes of the mind; you're collecting douchebrag-rights

[Lisa Battery]

ANYWAYS.... whats crackalackin on your side of the world babe?

I'm sucking lollipops and hanging out with Donny on cam and watching tv and posting all at the same time. I'm alpha like that.

How is your ass feeling?

[Plug Drugs]

im an IT guy and i [used to] make like 200 dollars an hour blahabgbalbalabrg

[Garfield]

its ok surgery date is probably feb 2, in house for 6 weeks then rehab for 4 more then home hopefully

[maks]

I'm collecting volumes of the mind; you're collecting douchebrag-rights

You're a manchild who reads up on pseudo intellectual bullshit because you need to pretend you're not the very bottom of society's barrel to keep the depression from killing you

[maks]

why learn an actual skill or make any sort of positive change that would enhance my life or the lives of those around me when it's so much easier to brag that I know who tycho brahe is on the internet

[Lisa Battery]

its ok surgery date is probably feb 2, in house for 6 weeks then rehab for 4 more then home hopefully

Oh good. I'm glad they can operate, I sincerely and really really hope it goes well and you recover well. I mean you're young and hot and stuff, if anyone is going to be in those odds of surviving it it HAS to be you.

[Plug Drugs]

If reading up on calculus and theoretical physics isn't good enough to be reading I don't know what is :shrug: you make it sound like i'm jerking off to Ted talks

[Wendy <3]

RIP garfield

[maks]

If reading up on calculus and theoretical physics isn't good enough to be reading I don't know what is :shrug: you make it sound like i'm jerking off to Ted talks

so how's the job hunt going, are the calculus and theoretical physics factories hiring?

[maks]

you're worse than someone who went to college for an insane subject like women's studies or history of french poetry, at least they have a degree in something, you're just a hobbiest with the stupidest hobby ever

[maks]

whatever understanding of calculus you believe you have is about as useful to you as the star wars blog admin who knows darth vader's birthdate

[Plug Drugs]

fair enough

[maks]

welp you've wasted your life, you know what that means, time to OD, and get it right this time

[Plug Drugs]

whatever understanding of calculus you believe you have is about as useful to you as the star wars blog admin who knows darth vader's birthdate

I just told you I know differentiation and integration; I also know implicit differentiation and a little multivariable differentiation/integration
Calculus doesn't really have too many practical applications for your average person but it does help a person have a broader understanding of mathematics in general. If you don't want to let that part of your brain get dusty and full of farts

Are you wanting me to write out sample problems or something? You're just going to accuse me of copy pasting - I can't beat you, you're like cancer, you'll just keep coming back with more asinine responses

[Garfield]

I just told you I know differentiation and integration; I also know implicit differentiation and a little multivariable differentiation/integration
Calculus doesn't really have too many practical applications for your average person but it does help a person have a broader understanding of mathematics in general. If you don't want to let that part of your brain get dusty and full of farts

Are you wanting me to write out sample problems or something? You're just going to accuse me of copy pasting - I can't beat you, you're like cancer, you'll just keep coming back with more asinine responses

wow guys can we leave cancer out of this

[Plug Drugs]

Here.. pretty basic calculus problem. If you want to find the slope of the tangent line at a point on the curve y=x^2, we can pretend the tangent line touches two points on the curve an infinitesimal distance apart.

Slope = Rise / Run
the 'run' is infinitesimal, which we will represent with the variable 'h'

Rise = (x+h)^2 - x^2


x^2 + h^2 + 2xh + -x^2
h


simplify this to 2x+h or just 2x, which is the derivative of y=x^2, giving us the slope of the tangent line at any given point on the curve y=x^2

[maks]

I just told you I know differentiation and integration; I also know implicit differentiation and a little multivariable differentiation/integration
Calculus doesn't really have too many practical applications for your average person but it does help a person have a broader understanding of mathematics in general. If you don't want to let that part of your brain get dusty and full of farts

Are you wanting me to write out sample problems or something? You're just going to accuse me of copy pasting - I can't beat you, you're like cancer, you'll just keep coming back with more asinine responses

the most advanced mathematics the average person ever uses is balancing a checkbook and you don't even do that. the only thing you use calculus for is is bragging on the internet that you know calculus. you prove it again and again every single time this comes up, and it's never ever going to impress anyone because it's not impressive, it's depressingly pathetic.

[Plug Drugs]

Even something as simple as that is probably over your head though :smug:

You'd probably just memorize (n)x^n-1 as a trick for finding a derivative, and get mad at your teacher for explaining why that actually works

[maks]

frankly I find it repulsive that you try to sell your trite smug self aggrandizing bullshit as a "love of learning"

[Garfield]

wow huge f*cking nerds in this threadlmao

[Plug Drugs]

the only thing you use calculus for is is bragging on the internet that you know calculus
damn straight

[maks]

if you put that energy into learning vb you could be making shitty phone games and making $40 a week on ad views

[Lisa Battery]

wow huge f*cking nerds in this threadlmao

Nerds are actually intelligent, so not really.