in one hand i have a pizza

[Garfield]

in the other strawberry pez and a glass of white peach grape juicce and some rold golds which one should i put down to play with my freshly shaven pretty pink boy parts?:flaccid:

[Lisa Battery]

This is a trick question......


you need both hands

;)

[TheElJoe]

Probably whichever hand you used to type this...

[TheElJoe]

I know it wasn't your dick

[steveyos]

CAUSE I GOT ONE HAND IN MY POCKET, AND THE OTHER ONE IS HOLDING A PIZZA