an open letter to lisa

[TheElJoe]

Dear Lisa,

Your posts are shit and I know you aren't leaving this forum which is ok so there is always someone here who everybody hates. So thanks

P.S.

Your posts aren't better than mine

[Wendy <3]

She gets more pms than you

[TheElJoe]

I don't have a period so its kind of a given she has more pms lolz

[Lisa Battery]

My posts are much better than yours and my polls get more votes.

Try again loser.

[TheElJoe]

4 voters in an hour :magpi: this poll is legally binding

[Wendy <3]

Just ignore her mental problems if you can

[m0nde]

hey look, that disagreeable woman came back to post. how surprising

[steveyos]

don't take this the wrong say lisa but eljoe is better but only in the way that tim is also better because they learned from the best and you weren't even here when the rest of my crew (the best poster crew) was here sorry

[Lisa Battery]

don't take this the wrong say lisa but eljoe is better but only in the way that tim is also better because they learned from the best and you weren't even here when the rest of my crew (the best poster crew) was here sorry

You're an idiot.

That nobody is shit on my shoe.

Don't think for one second you compare to me, frankly stevey I'm nowhere near as clueless as you.

[TheElJoe]

7 voters and 6 say yes

[Lisa Battery]

Problem you have there is all 6 of those are utter losers.

If you look at who actually posts here what you have there is a list of the utter losers and not one cool poster among them.

The next problem you have is all your threads seem to be about me, you have stepped right into the loser group.

Try harder.

[Lisa Battery]

Not to mention half if those are losers who have professed their love for me for years and been publically and repeatedly rejected.

So all you have is maks, maks is the only vote there that doesn't make you look like a loser, however he does make HIMSELF look like a loser so he cancels himself out.

So what you actually have is -4.

[Lisa Battery]

~ Eat the dust of my superior posting, suck on it, let it become your all, your all your pea brain can handle to even post about ~

~WOOOOOOOOSH!~

[steveyos]

sorry eljoe's better

[Lisa Battery]

sorry eljoe's better

Nope.

Is there anything you AREN'T wrong about?

[Wendy <3]

He was wrong about trying to be friends with you

[Lisa Battery]

You are an insanly jealous obsessed retarded loser.

You post as well as marco does.

[Wendy <3]

Jealous of what? Bathing in a rubber bathtub? Living in a 1 room shack paid for by the government? Having to put myself on a dating site waiting for someone to contact me for sex? Having severe mental problems where the government pays me to stay confined in a room away from civilization all day? Please tell me

[steveyos]

He was wrong about trying to be friends with you

[steveyos]

are you saying tek and ruby are trying to be friends with lisa too ????????????? see YOU. at fjs.

[TheElJoe]

Problem you have there is all 6 of those are utter losers.

If you look at who actually posts here what you have there is a list of the utter losers and not one cool poster among them.

The next problem you have is all your threads seem to be about me, you have stepped right into the loser group.

Try harder.

You're really full of yourself to think all my threads are about you

Also these are the same votes in your poll :magpi:

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

Jealous of what? Bathing in a rubber bathtub? Living in a 1 room shack paid for by the government? Having to put myself on a dating site waiting for someone to contact me for sex? Having severe mental problems where the government pays me to stay confined in a room away from civilization all day? Please tell me

id be curious to know this as well

also please don't add that jazz may be jealous of you because you have a boyfriend. it is abnormal to date someone with a severe addiction problem over 3000 miles away without ever having met them

[maks]

I'm jealous of your slave mr. nick

[steveyos]

lisa's addicted to long distance reltaionships

[Lisa Battery]

lisa's addicted to long distance reltaionships

I just love Donny is all.

[Lisa Battery]

You're really full of yourself to think all my threads are about you

Also these are the same votes in your poll :magpi:you HAVE made a number of threads about me.

Idiot.

[Lisa Battery]

Jazz and bgd delusional ass sniffers.

[TheElJoe]

you HAVE made a number of threads about me.

Idiot.

Yes but not all of them you delusional shit poster

[Lisa Battery]

Yes but not all of them you delusional shit poster
Lol ok well more than half then

Ass sniffer

[TheElJoe]

You wish I would sniff your ass but sorry maybe if you weren't such a shit poster loser with no friends who brags about having a lot of "relationships" I'm sure they lasted long enough for them to get bored of your shitty personality and dump you off well used to be the next guys problem

[Lisa Battery]

You wish I would sniff your ass but sorry maybe if you weren't such a shit poster loser with no friends who brags about having a lot of "relationships" I'm sure they lasted long enough for them to get bored of your shitty personality and dump you off well used to be the next guys problem

Longest was 7 years

And I am usually the one who does the dumping

It wasn't an invitation, my ass is too fine for you to sniff

[Lisa Battery]

I'm going to be with Donny FOREVER

[TheElJoe]

Congrats on trapping a guy for 7 years. I'm sure your ass is all you have to offer anyway

[Lisa Battery]

I have numerous body parts

[Lisa Battery]

And they aren't even scattered in the bay yet

[Lisa Battery]

They are buried in my back yard

[steveyos]

next lisa is gonna fall in love w/ eljoe and he will be the first person she's ever fallen in love online w/ just like Donnie, cag, and cody

[steveyos]

I can't fucking stand auto caps Microsoft yeah you with the capital M stop fukcking doeing that

[TheElJoe]

You know I thug em, fuck em, love em, leave em
Cause I don't fuckin' need em

[Lisa Battery]

Stevey just because I posted with someone in a forum doesn't mean I love them just because I don't have a penis and aren't a shit poster and have a vagina and am smartererererererer than you. I think you've tried a little too hard to fit in with the marco cody crew. You need to stop this. Turning on the only person who was nice to you when your cody crew turned on you will not help you.

I love Donny, he has ruined me for other men.

[TheElJoe]

All holes and emotionally ruined

[Lisa Battery]

Donny does all the emotional intelligence stuff and I do sums in my head and read about gravitaional waves while crying.

[TheElJoe]

Reading about how the forum doesn't actually revolve around you and crying

[steveyos]

I'm so confused as to why she's even mad at me lol

[steveyos]

I made her a forum the next day she's mad, wtf man

[Lisa Battery]

Reading about how the forum doesn't actually revolve around you and crying

The forum revolves around me in case you haven't noticed.

It's my forum and I'll cry if I want to.

[Lisa Battery]

I'm so confused as to why she's even mad at me lol

I'm not even mad at you stevey so stop TRYING to be a dick to me which you have been.

[steveyos]

yeah how am I even doing that lol

[Lisa Battery]

hey look, that disagreeable woman came back to post. how surprising