somehow managed to break my foot tonight

[timmy]

walking has become difficult, feels like a bullet goes through it every time i put pressure on it

[juji]

"break my foot tonight" what a pussy

[sex with dead people]

Did you break it while getting raw dog?

[timmy]

was wrestling and got sweeped, my right foot was flat footed on the fall so it almost snapped in half with our combined weight had to instantly tap out.

need x rays. gonna ask for pain killers so i can get high on that shit.

[blumpkin blownuts]

>pain killers
>australia

you'll be lucky to get low-dose codeines

[timmy]

http://i.imgur.com/4b6el.gif

[blumpkin blownuts]

tasmania grows a fuckton of poppies but they export all their good dope to addicted countries like usa

[timmy]

>pain killers
>australia

you'll be lucky to get low-dose codeines

as long as it stops this severe pain

[Camoron]

qXc7dmbLS5w

toot toot

[timmy]

that guy cant drive for shit lmao

[Camoron]

if this game supports the Logitech G27 i will buy it

[syncan aka ken post jr]

did keith at least go with you to the emergency room after he broke your foot "wrestling"

[timmy]

>implying this is an emergency
>implying keiths real
>implying im gay
dude why dont you go and check out what your kids are up to maybe youll learn something about them

[syncan aka ken post jr]

tim keith is real, he's real to me

[syncan aka ken post jr]

Kieth is real, real gay

[timmy]

if i ever come to america youre first...

[timmy]

...on my list to take out for a fancy dinner and maybe get you a lap dance(from keith)

[rootbeer]

Does this count as cheating? Should I just break up with this girl?

I was at a party with my girlfriend and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, and he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.

Next thing she loses - because she is bad - and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost again she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me then and says "Anon, I know I can win this time! What do you say?"

I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yea, whatever."

Then she loses again, and this asshole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullshit like "Well
I am a woman of my word.". Within the space of fifteen seconds she's then literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta faggot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of him cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

What the fuck just happened!?!?!?!?

[blumpkin blownuts]

beta as fuck

[timmy]

welp the results are in my foot is fucked looks like im becoming unemployed thank god i can now post on fjs

[Gentleman Doli]

tims hole was damaged with his leg

[plusle riot]

tim trying to steal my fractured coccyx thunder

[timmy]

im also stealing marks gimmick for being cripled :smug:

[blumpkin blownuts]

everybody's gonna get hoverounds then at the rubynet meetup we can play hoveround polo

[DrHundos]

hahahaha you broke your foot HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[timmy]

dr hundos what is the diagnosis

[timmy]

daignosis: not funny

[sex with dead people]

don't get addicted to pain killers like PD did and fall in love with some ugly woman who looks likes she's 50 years old and lives on the other side of the world.

[DrHundos]

dr hundos what is the diagnosis

calcium deficiency

[rootbeer]

don't get addicted to pain killers like PD did and fall in love with some ugly woman who looks likes she's 50 years old and lives on the other side of the world.

i remember when plug drugs used to ask me for runescape tips :'(

[stalker virus]

how can someone not know how to spell the name keith lol

[rootbeer]

what like keith as in tims hole keith?

[stalker virus]

keith as in tags for this thread ha ha ha the things people post sometimes really kill me

[timmy]

two bone fractures and ligament damage
estimated time of healing: 6 weeks

[JujiDrool]

sucked in

[rootbeer]

two bone fractures and ligament damage
estimated time of healing: 6 weeks
sorry to hear that buddy

[juji]

If Keith doesn't heal his foot, time to break up

[timmy]

sorry to hear that buddy
could be worse, gotta count my blessings aka im not living in ethiopia or blind or something

If Keith doesn't heal his foot, time to break up
what?

[juji]

Someone tagged "kieth is real"

[JujiDrool]

sorry to hear that buddyoh you're so compassionate

;P

[rootbeer]

could be worse, gotta count my blessings aka im not living in ethiopia or blind or something


i know what its like man i couldnt walk for 4 months last year really made me depressed, hopefully you got some things to keep busy with :)

[rootbeer]

If Keith doesn't heal his foot, time to break up

keith will use sexually healing to mend tims foot

[Garfield]

who will tend the coop? you arent going to let poor heidi starve are you?

[Camoron]

how can someone not know how to spell the name keith lol
i heard someone on their phone the other day saying "fake! fake! you know, uhh... how do you spell fake? f-a-k-e?"

[Desolation]

Hows your foot feeling, Tim?

[timmy]

i know what its like man i couldnt walk for 4 months last year really made me depressed, hopefully you got some things to keep busy with :)
yea its only day 4 and its already getting to me

Hows your foot feeling, Tim?
my foot hurts but these pain killers im on are great, other than that i keep almost falling over because im not watching where my crutches go its kind of weird getting used to walking one on leg

[blumpkin blownuts]

two bone fractures and ligament damage
estimated time of healing: 6 weeks

what did they give you for pain, knowing australia probably high dose paracetamol

[JujiDrool]

nothing

make him suffer

[JujiDrool]

idiot broke his own foot

[JujiDrool]

at least they are fixing it for him

who gives a shit

[JujiDrool]

unfortunately the doctors said

he will probably walk again

[blumpkin blownuts]

he's twice the woman you are

[DrMongol]

Cberry I will never forget you, I hope your foot heals and I am sorry to see you have to go away forever to get your foot fixed, I just hope the experimental procedures are a success and you survive the next few months :( god speed buddy

[JujiDrool]

Cberry I will never forget you, I hope your foot heals and I am sorry to see you have to go away forever to get your foot fixed, I just hope the experimental procedures are a success and you survive the next few months :( god speed buddyLOL

[JujiDrool]

he's twice the woman you arepretty woman, walking down the street

pretty woman, the one with broken feet

[Garfield]

what is hppening to this place? why cant we all just critique each others ytmnds like we used to??

[timmy]

what did they give you for pain, knowing australia probably high dose paracetamol

60mg codeine tablets... why are you talking like not being prescribed morphine for a broken bone or two is a bad thing?

[timmy]

i keep forgetting youve tried hard stuff so you think anything below morphine is piss weak because youve desensitized yourself to it. not everyone is like you bob. no offense intended.

[blumpkin blownuts]

hey, i can respect high-dose codeine
the last opiates i took were 60mg codeines, no paracetamol in em either, pure codeine

[blumpkin blownuts]

4 of those definitely feels good especially for you what with not having prior tolerance

[JujiDrool]

60mg codeine tablets... why are you talking like not being prescribed morphine for a broken bone or two is a bad thing?lucky you

[blumpkin blownuts]

in fact you might as well be taking oral morphine, because codeine isn't active until your liver demethylates it into morphine
60mg codeine = 20mg morphine, when taken p.o.

[JujiDrool]

In my day, this xmas just past, I had to smoke crack for pain when I got out of hospital

[blumpkin blownuts]

you would

[JujiDrool]

and fuck some male crack whore and walk it off

[JujiDrool]

and hope to catch the AIDS and die

[JujiDrool]

I'm not even a retard crack head

I'm a pot head

I'm so pissed off

[JujiDrool]

a pot head who rolls her own joints

fiflthy pigs

[JujiDrool]

I hope it's AIDS or rabies

[rootbeer]

hey, i can respect high-dose codeine
the last opiates i took were 60mg codeines, no paracetamol in em either, pure codeine

are you stupid?

[blumpkin blownuts]

y/n/m?

[fanfare]

last time i met steveyos irl he said he had just taken 5000 'dilaudid' pills, is that a lot?

[blumpkin blownuts]

hahahah, 5000 dilaudids at even the lowest dose (2mg) is enough to kill about 100 hardened junkies, or maybe 500 steveyoses
i only got ahold of that stuff once, if I was still a junky I would've loved me some dilaudids

[Garfield]

i had a couple oxymorphones lying around but didnt feel like saving em theres a billion people around here with the little red 30mg morphines right now, i guess somebody in houston interceptd a shipment at the port or something

[blumpkin blownuts]

you can sell OM for alot of money dude people who shoot em around herewill pay like $80-100 for a 40
i liked the red morphines, but i reacted them with HCl and titrated to pH neutral so I could snort em. in their intended formulation they were pretty weak

[Garfield]

yeah they give me killer farts too

[rootbeer]

if u abuse pills say goodbye to any semblance of a healthy life
just sayin

[m0nde]

welp the results are in my foot is fucked looks like im becoming unemployed thank god i can now post on fjsyou were working before?

[blumpkin blownuts]

if u abuse pills say goodbye to any semblance of a healthy life
just sayin

after rehab you can get a new life though

[m0nde]

would you consider replacing your blood like keith richards?

[blumpkin blownuts]

No. my blood is sacred. even a transfusion is out of the question.

[m0nde]

what about your semen?

[m0nde]

also are you a jehovah's witness?

[JujiDrool]

you were working before?lol

no

and he lives with his mum

[m0nde]

everyone knows that. none of that was addressed to you.

please stop following me around and trying to get my attention.

[JujiDrool]

shut the fuck up

you're ugly and stupid Sid

[m0nde]

wow, please stop it

i've asked you nicely

[rootbeer]

wow, please stop it

i've asked you nicely
Lisa is my bitch.

[m0nde]

looks like she's anyone's bitch who'll reply to her

[rootbeer]

looks like she's anyone's bitch who'll reply to her

Lisa is my bitch.

[JujiDrool]

looks like she's anyone's bitch who'll reply to herUm no m0nde

you have no bitches, unless you actually think lexi counts but no-one else thinks she does

I am rootbeer's bitch, you have exactly 0 bitches

have a nice day

[rootbeer]

Um no m0nde

you have no bitches, unless you actually think lexi counts but no-one else thinks she does

I am rootbeer's bitch, you have exactly 0 bitches

have a nice day
Lisa is my bitch.

[JujiDrool]

XD

[m0nde]

lisa, i'm going to tell you one last time to stop following me around

i'm really not interested in you and will never become one of your sycophants

[JujiDrool]

get a life m0nde

I'm not now, have never been and never will be interested in you

I am very busy with my attentions elsewhere

[m0nde]

why did you do it again? please stop.

[maks]

This message is hidden because JujiDrool is clump

[rootbeer]

This message is hidden because JujiDrool is clump

Lisa is my bitch.

[JujiDrool]

This is the best topic Tim ever made

I hope he breaks more bones

[JujiDrool]

Lisa is my bitch.Lisa loves you

[maks]

You have pretty awful taste in bitches rootbeer

[rootbeer]

no comment

[maks]

you're an 'any port in a storm' kinda guy aren't you

[rootbeer]

you're an 'any port in a storm' kinda guy aren't you

Lisa is my bitch.

[blumpkin blownuts]

also are you a jehovah's witness?

i was until i got my member card and saw i was no. 144,001 so i was all "fuck this noise"

[timmy]

you're an 'any port in a storm' kinda guy aren't you

ahahahahhaahah

[timmy]

jesus christ thats aa good expression

[m0nde]

tim, how's your foot?

[blumpkin blownuts]

jesus christ thats aa good expression

it was also a great episode of columbo

[maks]

another good expression is PEOPLE WITH LARGES ON THEIR FOOTS

[m0nde]

bare foots largesse

[timmy]

tim, how's your foot?
uncomfortable

[m0nde]

are you getting attention and sympathy from german girls

[maks]

das foot

[timmy]

are you getting attention and sympathy from german girls

are you gettign sex from alison?

[blumpkin blownuts]

cant wait till i break a bone, free-lapse baby

[blumpkin blownuts]

are you gettign sex from alison?

wow why are you so salty lol
did that squarehead finally give you das boot?

[m0nde]

tim is never going to be able to work again because of his foot problem and is going to have to depend on the kindness of keith and german women :(

[JujiDrool]

Lisa is my bitch.I've loved you long time

these jealous fools have no clue

[m0nde]

actually, i'm serious, tim

are women giving you sympathy and fawning over you because of your broken barefoots?

[blumpkin blownuts]

I've loved you long time

these jealous fools have no clue

pipe the fuck down nobody was talking to you
ps. i'm ignoring your reply

[m0nde]

wtf
please stop, lisa

[rootbeer]

pipe the fuck down nobody was talking to you
ps. i'm ignoring your reply

Lisa is my bitch.

[m0nde]

Kieth is real.

[timmy]

actually, i'm serious, tim

are women giving you sympathy and fawning over you because of your broken barefoots?

why is your ex wife asking about me?

[m0nde]

why're you getting defensive over this?

[juji]

asking a question to question is asking makes the enemies

[m0nde]

asking a question to question is asking makes the enemiesyes, this

i think...

[blumpkin blownuts]

im thinking google translate has decided its time to fuck with elz

[JujiDrool]

pipe the fuck down nobody was talking to you
ps. i'm ignoring your replyanyone with an IQ over 70 who can actually follow a conversation could see that I was replying to rootbeer and not you or m0nde

I don;t believe I've ever seen a woman talk to either of you two

[rootbeer]

asking a question to question is asking makes the enemies

why did juji give you his account? you are both huge losers so i mean misery loves company i guess.

[maks]

why does clump keep following m0nde around replying to everything he says

[timmy]

why're you getting defensive over this?

what did you eat for lunch?

[rootbeer]

hey marks i see you still post here thats good

[m0nde]

why does clump keep following m0nde around replying to everything he saysidk wtf her problem is

[m0nde]

what did you eat for lunch?hey bro

i had some chicken and a salad

up to you bro your call

[JujiDrool]

why is maks' every post about me?

I love Plug Drugs, dp, juji, rootbeer and Flag

[m0nde]

no one asked you about shit, please get out of my thread and please stop following me around

[rootbeer]

why is maks' every post about me?

I love Plug Drugs, dp, juji, rootbeer and Flag

he trolls posters until they leave. he wants to prove that he can stay here longer than anyone else.

[rootbeer]

very admirable actually

[JujiDrool]

not your thread

you wish

[JujiDrool]

he trolls posters until they leave. he wants to prove that he can stay here longer than anyone else.this speaks oceans about his lack of achievement IRL

[JujiDrool]

very admirable actuallylol

[maks]

hey marks i see you still post here thats good

yes I do it's good to see hyou again I was hoping you'd come back


idk wtf her problem is

I wish she'd quit it it's creepy

[m0nde]

wow, lisa, why do you keep at it?

please leave me alone. i've told you so many times that i am and never will be attracted to you

[maks]

he trolls posters until they leave.

only the bad ones

[rootbeer]

yes I do it's good to see hyou again I was hoping you'd come back

thx buddy

[maks]

wow, why do you keep at it?

please leave me alone. i've told you so many times that i am and never will be attracted to you

girl can't take a hint huh

[rootbeer]

wow, lisa, why do you keep at it?

please leave me alone. i've told you so many times that i am and never will be attracted to you

Lisa is my bitch.

[JujiDrool]

Lisa is my bitch.*is proud*

<3

[m0nde]

all of you need to stop betraying to me