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m0nde
02-08-2016, 06:31 PM
is it different from mine? if so, how so? do our life paths converge in more meaningful ways than chatting on a gay nigger dick forum, like playing Steam games together or sharing snapchats and fazebooks? maybe you've let your life path completely merge with another forum user's either for a little while or longer and gone to visit them, attended their wedding or moved in with them.
tell me about your life path.

petafile
02-08-2016, 06:34 PM
I like to see if it were not the only way to get the most of my being who are not an intended to be a why I am going

TheElJoe
02-08-2016, 10:26 PM
Oh you wanna know my life buddy? You wanna pretend to give a shout about a 5 star posters life path on a gay nigger dick forum? Ok

I'm going to work this job and slowly die of cancer possibly before I'm old enough to retire. I might marry someone if I ever decide I like anybody more than myself. Never met a forum member and probably won't unless I go beat up jazz and steal his shoes. This is only recently my life plan shit has changed which is why I'm back on this forum with you crazy people

m0nde
02-08-2016, 10:31 PM
well, you're engaged already, that's a big life change. but other than that have you ever taken meth or done anything to endanger your life like walking through the woods and doing sit ups and downs or climbing rocks (either indoor rock walls or mountains)?

Wendy <3
02-08-2016, 10:41 PM
Have fun wearing my $11 walmart shoes

TheElJoe
02-09-2016, 06:50 AM
well, you're engaged already, that's a big life change. but other than that have you ever taken meth or done anything to endanger your life like walking through the woods and doing sit ups and downs or climbing rocks (either indoor rock walls or mountains)?

No longer engaged which is why I threw in that marriage part. Just didn't feel right for me at least not at this time. Never done meth or any hard drugs but I have been black out drunk in a foreign country and went and hung out with people I didn't know at all. Luckily it was in a small city and they just wanted to hang out with the red head

m0nde
02-09-2016, 10:24 AM
that's quite the life path right there. thanks for sharing, senor el joe. glad you managed to stay safe.

TheElJoe
02-09-2016, 10:38 AM
Yeah and to think the original plan was to work for a year then go to school. I got too attracted to the money and traveling and got into a relationship I didn't really want. It was all downhill from there.

What is your path other than being round and brown

m0nde
02-09-2016, 10:52 AM
well, right now i'm in a job i'm happy with and bought a house at the beginning of 2014. i'm pretty antisocial, but have been getting out more, spending time with friends and forcing myself to do things. i lost some weight and go to the gym regularly and actually like it. so i'm just at a point where i'm not looking for anything more. maybe somethign will happen that'll change this and i'll want to do something else, but i'm fairly content.

Wendy <3
02-09-2016, 12:07 PM
Your life went to shit when your dog died and the government shut down your dog forum

lnopia the great
02-09-2016, 12:12 PM
you guys definitely need to climb some rocks

m0nde
02-09-2016, 12:17 PM
Your life went to shit when your dog died and the government shut down your dog forum
ya, that was in 2009. thanks for bringing up the rockiest part of my life path, you horrible bush pawg

maks
02-10-2016, 07:01 AM
1. bought a tegra note
2. bought another tegra note
3-25. bought another tegra note
26. made 99999999999999999999x as much as you ever did
27. my life is better than yours

Poopalew
02-10-2016, 08:53 AM
1. bought a tegra note
2. bought another tegra note
3-25. bought another tegra note
26. made 99999999999999999999x as much as you ever did
27. my life is better than yours
Others they made sick or caused to act insane.

m0nde
02-10-2016, 12:07 PM
Others they made sick or caused to act insane.
/thread

TheElJoe
02-10-2016, 01:28 PM
Monde tell us about the time you went to Allie's wedding and ruined their marriage

m0nde
02-11-2016, 10:05 AM
I'm about to go est beakfast. I'm on an SF trip.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160211/6c028070b43b06055b1481cb8db8a280.jpg

This is on a boat under the Golden Gate.

Wendy <3
02-11-2016, 12:42 PM
Are you gonna kill yourself on that suicide bridge

Poopalew
02-11-2016, 01:51 PM
Are you gonna kill yourself on that suicide bridge

The cover series for that issue was Suicide Who Are Most at Risk?

ziraffe
02-11-2016, 08:09 PM
life long gamer :doom:

lnopia the great
02-12-2016, 09:45 AM
do you think video games enriched your life or were they instead the biggest limiting factor in finding success

TheElJoe
02-12-2016, 10:31 PM
Currently listening to a woman get banged in the room next to mine

Wendy <3
02-12-2016, 10:49 PM
Are you jealous the dude isn't banging you instead

m0nde
02-13-2016, 12:42 AM
are you a faggot or if you're not do you wish you were?

TheElJoe
02-13-2016, 06:04 AM
I'm jealous I didn't get to watch and jerk off onto her face

TheElJoe
02-28-2016, 04:50 PM
well, you're engaged already, that's a big life change. but other than that have you ever taken meth or done anything to endanger your life like walking through the woods and doing sit ups and downs or climbing rocks (either indoor rock walls or mountains)?

Just remembered I also went out multiple times and had sushi while in Indonesia and ate food once from a street food car. Luckily no typhoid for me

m0nde
02-28-2016, 07:00 PM
Good for you man! Just think, it's possible that in an alternate universe somewhere there could be an El Joe whose "life path" includes getting typhoid from eating street food.

maks
02-28-2016, 08:14 PM
why the fuck would you go to an impoverished muslim country for fun

m0nde
02-28-2016, 08:26 PM
i think he went there for work

lnopia the great
02-28-2016, 09:09 PM
plus south east asia is super cheap (and beautiful) once you land there

cberry
02-28-2016, 09:44 PM
the only person ive ever met from the forums is skrizach and im probably gonna keep it that way

maks
02-28-2016, 09:50 PM
he's not white

TheElJoe
02-28-2016, 10:15 PM
why the fuck would you go to an impoverished muslim country for fun

Why not :magpi:







But yes I went for work

TheElJoe
02-28-2016, 10:16 PM
the only person ive ever met from the forums is skrizach and im probably gonna keep it that way

I thought you and Stevey were friends IRL

cberry
02-28-2016, 10:45 PM
I thought you and Stevey were friends IRL

we are but stevey is really busy traveling the world in his FJS winnebago

TheElJoe
02-28-2016, 10:58 PM
Oh that's why he left. Must not have Wi-Fi wherever he's at right now

cberry
02-28-2016, 10:59 PM
no time to shit post gotta save the internet

Wendy <3
02-28-2016, 11:06 PM
Stevey really needs your help right now irl

m0nde
02-28-2016, 11:23 PM
i thought cberry fucked aber (he's not white)

Wendy <3
02-29-2016, 12:28 AM
I thought you did too

Desolation
02-29-2016, 11:25 AM
cberry is not a big guy. aber would crush him like an industrial car compactor only the sound would be less gradual and more bone crackling

TheElJoe
02-29-2016, 12:30 PM
I thought you did too

Monde ruined her marriage by showing up to the wedding and making it smell like curry

Wendy <3
02-29-2016, 01:46 PM
He did not. I dare you to say that shit at the stabbing festival

m0nde
02-29-2016, 02:50 PM
wtf, STOP, none of this is, was or ever will be part of my "life path"!!!!11

TheElJoe
02-29-2016, 03:11 PM
He did not. I dare you to say that shit at the stabbing festival

I will say it to your face with my knife

cberry
02-29-2016, 03:13 PM
cberry is not a big guy. aber would crush him like an industrial car compactor only the sound would be less gradual and more bone crackling

lol

abercrombie
02-29-2016, 10:15 PM
well, this was an interesting thread to read.

TheElJoe
02-29-2016, 11:05 PM
I will probably end up in Indonesia again just to visit. I'm not afraid of typhoid or Isis :magpi:

m0nde
02-29-2016, 11:48 PM
the onl place i've been around there is singapore and i have no inclination to going to indonesia or malaysia

TheElJoe
02-29-2016, 11:56 PM
If I didn't know someone there now then the only chance I'd go back would probably be to go to Bali oh and for a drink they have there called orange water

Wendy <3
03-01-2016, 12:25 AM
You guys should totally meet creepyos in his van wherever he parks it now

m0nde
03-01-2016, 01:42 AM
If I didn't know someone there now then the only chance I'd go back would probably be to go to Bali oh and for a drink they have there called orange waterlikely get blown up with some australians or beheaded going to bali now

Poopalew
03-01-2016, 02:33 PM
likely get blown up with some australians or beheaded going to bali now

I am running away from my mistress Sarai.

abercrombie
03-01-2016, 03:04 PM
i'm pretty content with life overall.
i have a good social circle and a very supportive family.
A pretty decent job.
Love where I'm living and can truly say I'm independent.

cberry
03-01-2016, 03:05 PM
i'm pretty content with life overall.
i have a good social circle and a very supportive family.
A pretty decent job.
Love where I'm living and can truly say I'm independent.

you really look like you are enjoying your time on this earth

i am proud of you abercrombie i really am :yes:

TheElJoe
03-01-2016, 06:33 PM
likely get blown up with some australians or beheaded going to bali now

Worth it

m0nde
03-07-2016, 11:19 PM
i'm pretty content with life overall.
i have a good social circle and a very supportive family.
A pretty decent job.
Love where I'm living and can truly say I'm independent.


you really look like you are enjoying your time on this earth

i am proud of you abercrombie i really am :yes:aber made cberry proud (he's not white)

Poopalew
03-08-2016, 09:49 AM
aber made cberry proud (he's not white)

Then you may get up early and travel on your way.