I AM DRUN K AND ON DRUGS

[maks]

and I'm beholden to no one and share my amazing condo with no one but my dog and I don't have to answer to a wife or drip responsibility over a bunch of rugrats I AM MY OWN MAN AND I'M DOING WHAT I ALWAYS DREAMED OF I HAVE 8 WATCHES NONE OF THEM ARE FAKE MY LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOURS

I got a 10k raise last week so expect a lot more threads like this

[Plug Drugs]

and I'm beholden to no one and share my amazing condo with no one but my dog and I don't have to answer to a wife or drip responsibility over a bunch of rugrats I AM MY OWN MAN
so in other words, you are miserably lonely, and your brain took a diametrically opposed attitude towards the situation out of denial

I don't want to sound mean, but at you're age (you're like 40, right?) there are only 2 kinds of single women: women with kids, and gold diggers / whores. There are those occasional decent girls of course, but let's face it, you're not cut out for them, you never have been.

If you want some good advice though, don't buy a $100,000 car, buy rural real estate and equip it with copper wire, neodymium magnets, fishing equipment, tools, and scrap metal. But I mean, that's long term equipment, more realistically you'll just want to equip it with cans of soup and a pack of lighters

[Plug Drugs]

Appreciate the fact that the more we get older, the less people everywhere seem to know what they're doing. If a hurricane knocks out a bridge and you're stuck somewhere, do you have a plan? You can't buy a plan with money. I'm envious though, 10k could last me either a long while or 2 weeks depending on how we're looking at it.

Instinctively speaking, the best thing you could spend the money on is the buffer layer needed to devote some extra time to becoming one suave cat and finding a decent girl (decent) and impregnating her with 1-2 kids to propagate your genes. If you don't do that before you're 40s it's going to start to eat you alive and you won't know why but you'll slowly realize that's the reason you feel that way. That's more true for women though, with eggs having an expiration date and whatnot.

[Plug Drugs]

I'll be enough father figure for the both of us

[juji]

Maks
for cocaine: $1,000
for macbook pro: $2,000
for life expenses and condo: $7000


Plug drugs is jealous how maks got 10k: priceless

[maks]

Maks
for cocaine: $1,000
for macbook pro: $2,000
for life expenses and condo: $7000


Plug drugs is jealous how maks got 10k: priceless

pretty much. my raise alone is like 10x what plug drugs makes in a year, and he can't understand why anyone would prefer being single because he has no choice because women won't even look at his fat ass

[maks]

I put a 1tb solid state drive in my macbook pro, and now threadlong which used to take like a second to run (because it loops through and writes to a temp file) is now instantaneous, just in time for plug drugs to make a bunch of shitty threads about stupid crap

[Wendy <3]

That's really selfish and ruins the forum for people who enjoy plug drugs' horrible threads

[lnopia the great]

what are your dreams

[maks]

That's really selfish and ruins the forum for people who enjoy plug drugs' horrible threads

those people are shit and we're better off without them


what are your dreams

make money, get bitches, threadlong threads

[TheElJoe]

8 Casio watches

[Wendy <3]

10 tegra notes all running pork.tv

[maks]

8 Casio watches

they have built in calculators and beep on the hour, jealous yet?

[TheElJoe]

they have built in calculators and beep on the hour, jealous yet?

Yes I only have two but one is set by atomic clocks I haven't figured out how to make it automatically set yet though
http://i66.tinypic.com/w9fupi.jpg

[maks]

Yes I only have two but one is set by atomic clocks I haven't figured out how to make it automatically set yet though
http://i66.tinypic.com/w9fupi.jpg

talk to me when you have 6 more buddy by then I'll have 9999999999999x more all running a custom rom of android with cortana and every single app store but I won't use the app store because apps are stupid and smart watches are for nerd virgins who spend all their time on computers and don't even hike or live in a vehicle

[maks]

but at you're age

LOOK OUT THERE'S A REALLY SMART SUCCESSFUL GUY WHO KNOWS CALCULUS GIVING ME LIFE ADVICE I HOPE I CAN TURN THINGS AROUND AND BE JUST LIKE HIM SOMEDAY

[TheElJoe]

talk to me when you have 6 more buddy by then I'll have 9999999999999x more all running a custom rom of android with cortana and every single app store but I won't use the app store because apps are stupid and smart watches are for nerd virgins who spend all their time on computers and don't even hike or live in a vehicle

Ugh I'm so jealous but I'll be really jealous if you buy this watch http://www.tagheuerconnected.com/

[TheElJoe]

Sometimes I put my watch around my boner and make jokes about having a hard time

[m0nde]

I wonder if it's possible to run pork.tv on samsung smartphone watches and apple watches. I'm going to buy 20 of them to see.

[juji]

Ugh I'm so jealous but I'll be really jealous if you buy this watch http://www.tagheuerconnected.com/

I'll be really laughing if someone buys this watch

[m0nde]

steveyos beacon: can i run pok.television on a fitbit?

[maks]

steveyos beacon: can i run pok.television on a fitbit?

if it's written in adobe air it can run on anything, I'm currently writing an actionscript program to make my lava lamp synchronize with twitter

[m0nde]

i better contact pork.tv to ask them all these questions since stevey's not coming round to give me expert advice

[maks]

look the fact is that stevey is steve yelle, and according to wikipedia his life is better than yours

[m0nde]

have you had 3 ps3s and 3 xbox 360s? i don't think so, so let's make one thing clear, his "life path" is better than yours

[lnopia the great]

http://steveyelle.nm.com

What are YOU guys doing with your life?

[m0nde]

http://media.nmfn.com/avmedia/web/index/28024422446.JPG

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[m0nde]

stevey has titles that are registered trademarks, do you have titles you can buy off the shelf that have registered trademarks? i don't think so, his "life path" is better than yours

[maks]

I own so many tegra notes that nvidia signed the trademark over to me

[TheElJoe]

Stevey has been trolling us about living in a van this whole time

[maks]

I'm building a van out of tegra notes every one with a browser window open to fjs

[m0nde]

teknorat was telling me about how he is making a huge amount of WoW gold and i told him that he should try to translate it into real world currency like pork.tv and he denied knowing what it was. it was like he denied our Lord the God Troll, Steveyos Himself!

Never tell your password to anyone.
Monday, February 29, 2016
Teknorat: I am making so much WoW gold
Teknorat: I'm probably making enough now to not pay for a sub anymore
【ツ】: you can use in game gold to buy a WoW subscription?
Teknorat: yes
【ツ】: lol
【ツ】: why not sell the gold like a chinese gold farmer?
Teknorat: because I'm not chinese and as such my time is a lot more valuable
【ツ】: i don't see how this is any different from pork.tv
Teknorat: idk what that is
【ツ】: you need to convert it into something tangible
Teknorat: why
【ツ】: i suppose the subscription is just that
Teknorat: yup

[lnopia the great]

tek how many hours of your life do you have to waste away in 2 wks to play a repetitive computer game for free

[lnopia the great]

get on that daily grind nigga

[maks]

why is everyone always looking for a way to turn their recreational activities into a job why don't they just play second life instead and make 999999999999999999x more money

[maks]

the android second life viewer has a built in tapatalk client

[Wendy <3]

I make dresses and sell them in 2nd life

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

I put a 1tb solid state drive in my macbook pro, and now threadlong which used to take like a second to run (because it loops through and writes to a temp file) is now instantaneous, just in time for plug drugs to make a bunch of shitty threads about stupid crap

can you link to the specific hd you bought. for some reason when i got my mbp i thought that it would be a good idea to get 16gb of RAM and the best processor, but 128GBs of storage.

[Wendy <3]

Stovey buys computers with 32gb hard drives

[maks]

can you link to the specific hd you bought. for some reason when i got my mbp i thought that it would be a good idea to get 16gb of RAM and the best processor, but 128GBs of storage.

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820226596

Can't promise it'll fit in your machine I think the newer ones use m.3 or have it soldered to the board

[maks]

after you get it installed execute "sudo trimforce" from the terminal apple disables trim by default on 3rd party ssd's

[m0nde]

can you link to the specific hd you bought. for some reason when i got my mbp i thought that it would be a good idea to get 16gb of RAM and the best processor, but 128GBs of storage.you should probably ask your expert friend rubycalaber all these things when you're planning your next megathread

[TheElJoe]

I'm building a van out of tegra notes every one with a browser window open to fjs

Will I be able to play flappy bird

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16820226596

Can't promise it'll fit in your machine I think the newer ones use m.3 or have it soldered to the board

fuck yeah you're right they're soldered now

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

you should probably ask your expert friend rubycalaber all these things when you're planning your next megathread

the whole megathread was an elaborate troll to trigger lisa. there is no megathread. i didn't talk to her family on facebook. it's just exceptionally easy to get her going and it's p. funny when drunk

[m0nde]

obvioisly. i think only lisa took that shit seriously. idk how anyone can be so easily manipulated, but even if you tell her the truth directly she won't believe you - that's the best way to fuck with her

[maks]

Will I be able to play flappy bird

is that a second life mod

[Poopalew]

is that a second life mod

Approach them when they are more relaxed.

[Wendy <3]

obvioisly. i think only lisa took that shit seriously. idk how anyone can be so easily manipulated, but even if you tell her the truth directly she won't believe you - that's the best way to fuck with her

Says the guy nobody likes and gets no PM's

[TheElJoe]

I'd like some drugs

[maks]

you'll have to wait until friday that is my officially designated drug night

[TheElJoe]

Ok thanks I'll be there

[lnopia the great]

ive been in northern manitoba for 2 weeks now and all my weed is at home

just want to get really stoned for one night PLEASE

[maks]

this thread is about drugs, if you need weed just go literally anywhere and buy some

[lnopia the great]

the only place i know for sure where i could find some is about as sketchy as the pokergame/shower scene in training day

[lnopia the great]

even heading to the liquor mart at this time of night is sketchy as fuck as a white man

[maks]

we're talking about manitoba canada right how sketchy could it be

[TheElJoe]

the only place i know for sure where i could find some is about as sketchy as the pokergame/shower scene in training day

You ever had your shit pushed?

[Poopalew]

You ever had your shit pushed?

you are old as all hell and ugly as it gets, go tell this crap to your members at you new shit forum

[TheElJoe]

you are old as all hell and ugly as it gets, go tell this crap to your members at you new shit forum

Damn :sickburn:

[Poopalew]

Damn :sickburn:

when I was 16 I woulda wanted cag to chew on the lip balm then spit it into her hand and give me a handjob

[TheElJoe]

I would still take that poopalew

[maks]

Update: it's payday, made mad bank, haven't had any drinks so I am not drunk (though maybe later) but I am indeed on drugs, lots and lots of them, it's p awesome I love fridays

[maks]

I wrote a song about my job to the tune of that one kenny rogers song, the only one anyone knows, idk the name

you gotta know when to google
know what to google
know how to google
know not to bing

[lnopia the great]

im waiting for some guy to finish up his shrooms so i can trip balls

[maks]

I don't understand if he finishes all the shrooms how are you going to trip

[maks]

update: I got drunk

[Wendy <3]

Make a song about the murder and dismemberment of cat avatar guy

[maks]

actual picture of me taken last week

https://i.imgur.com/9OlvEIE.png

[TheElJoe]

If you are going to OD please make a thread while it's happening

[maks]

absolutely though the chances of ODing on the small amount of cocaine I do are slim to none

[maks]

it's just enough to make me annoyingly talkative

[m0nde]

I'm building a van out of tegra notes every one with a browser window open to fjshttps://i.gyazo.com/b49e7f16ecb2cb795455e3e22507f22d.png

[maks]

well? did they ever answer?

[m0nde]

no, these people are not interested in making money or the practical insulation of a liviing space

https://i.gyazo.com/b9b3a53bc262547a7a7b9fde3e84f0cf.png

[maks]

what a bunch of nerd virgins

[m0nde]

hmm

https://i.gyazo.com/5c13307aeeba7af3c6616992d1c7332a.png

[maks]

stevey isn't going to like that

[m0nde]

remember speculating about the mobile hot spot thing? lol, confirmed

https://i.gyazo.com/c12e8b23161f5641cb318f9d13bdba50.png

[maks]

oh ok that makes sense, it's not like the phone he already has is a perfectly capable mobile hotspot or anything

[maks]

also it's good that he's never without internet considering how little he cares about computers

[Wendy <3]

He needs access to second life since he ruined his first one

[maks]

can you really call that a life

[Poopalew]

can you really call that a life

aber made cberry proud (he's not white)

[Wendy <3]

Polopew pretty much said what i was thinking

[Battery Bits]

101 bump