I've got my huge dick

[juji]

That's 8 inches and it's fat like anaconda

[m0nde]

have you compared it to reotbeer's?

[juji]

Jk, I just got $ 35,000 dollars for two months

[maks]

You wanna impress your girlfriend's father?

[juji]

Im trying to say to her father in steveyos way

"my life is much better than yours"

[maks]

How long'd it take to get that way? What a terrible waste of energy

[juji]

It would waste a lot, but I had limits to control influences from steffies

[maks]

must try to get along with everyone, no matter how stupid they might be or how asinine their opinions are

[maks]

Even people who are so obviously inferior to me that they make my flesh crawl

[juji]

Inferiors arent real people

[maks]

I will get to know these people, and I will cook them a ravioli dinner from a can I found in Mexico City

[Poopalew]

I will get to know these people, and I will cook them a ravioli dinner from a can I found in Mexico City

Happily the council kept its side of the bargain.

[maks]

Happily the council kept its side of the bargain.

Once I smelled just like the bathroom after grandma used it and she's been eating prunes

[juji]

Im glad I dont live in Mexico City, you know Jalisco is almost full of white people

[maks]

elz my april fools gimmick was to only post in dead milkmen lyrics

[juji]

Turok 2: seeds of evil

[maks]

I don't think the dead milkmen ever wrote about that

[juji]

Isn't, just reminds me of deadmen

[maks]

can turok kill the big lizard in my backyard? I can't afford to feed it anymore

[juji]

Yes, turok is capable to hunt any dinosaur

[maks]

Well, that's pretty neat, yeah it's fuckin nifty

[maks]

Update: There's no more big lizard in my backyard! I won't have to feed him anymore! No more lizard in my backyard, they shipped his ass to El Salvador

[Dirty Harry]

:facepalm:

[Dirty Harry]

Bet it's as big as this!

http://zimg.se/images/2016/04/03/989ad65868486db025fa66476a5b9165.jpg (http://zimg.se/image/Nzq)

[Lisa Battery]

Bet it's as big as this!

http://zimg.se/images/2016/04/03/989ad65868486db025fa66476a5b9165.jpg (http://zimg.se/image/Nzq)
That's a mighty fine dick

[Dirty Harry]

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa189/Eastwood100/Kent%20A-1/Cool_Pic_zpsjmvofbog.jpg

[juji]

no

[maks]

bernie sanders also wants to build a wall but he has no idea how to finance it

[internutt]

my penis is very big, confirmed by forum members

[Dirty Harry]

http://zimg.se/images/2016/04/08/8b32ab2451e0926b491261ad1a0a41cd.jpg (http://zimg.se/image/Nkb)

[Dirty Harry]

http://zimg.se/images/2016/04/23/bf38ca664a233238f273b6bdd659711b.jpg (http://zimg.se/image/NCR)