It's absurd and moronic to think we are alone in the universe...

[Alsto]

eat a bag of dicks jesus freaks...

[rootbeer]

:alien:

[sex with dead people]

eat a bag of dicks jesus freaks...

You don't have to be so mean...

[Alsto]

perhaps...

[blumpkin blownuts]

jesus made aliens

[Alsto]

jesus built my hot rod...

[maks]

hey that's a ministry lyric aren't I clever for noticing that

[Alsto]

quite...

[maks]

The way to succeed!

[rootbeer]

if aliens abducted me i would teach them to lift heavy ass weights and get them in touch with their primal side, they would then make me their king and all the alien women would show me their tits.

[Alsto]

silicon based titties are already on earth...

[m0nde]

would you make a youtube video of the encounter?

(please say yes)

[rootbeer]

it depends, i might never want to come back depending on how hot the alien women are.

[m0nde]

what does that have to do with taking a youtube video?

[rootbeer]

a lot.

[m0nde]

you're not even taking this seriously
i'm a big fan of your youtube videos

[rootbeer]

new video soon i promise, i want to be halfway original

[Alsto]

everything has been done before...

[m0nde]

... where's cancerot? ...

[rootbeer]

pretty much

[sex with dead people]

if aliens abducted me i would teach them to lift heavy ass weights and get them in touch with their primal side, they would then make me their king and all the alien women would show me their tits.

Aliens aren't real and neither are dragons

[m0nde]

weight lifting is real and so is asperger's syndrome

[juji]

i scrolled past bottom, im glad didn't read any this shit thread

[m0nde]

i scrolled past bottom, im glad didn't read any this shit threadya

[Gentleman Doli]

Actualy OP, I get all of my opinionas fro the TV show "Pen and Teller"

[rootbeer]

Aliens aren't real and neither are dragons

you just crossed a line, or two of them rather

[Lexi Persimmons]

LoLhttp://i.imgur.com/qC0rClf.jpg

[syncan aka ken post jr]

ok let's say aliens are real. why have we never seen them? why have they never even called us or emailed us? i read the bible and lots of people saw jesus and god so i know there real. but aliens nope not even one chapter in the bible about aliens not even a shout out.

[Lexi Persimmons]

they live underground at S4. beware of project Blue Beam.

[blumpkin blownuts]

ok let's say aliens are real. why have we never seen them? why have they never even called us or emailed us? i read the bible and lots of people saw jesus and god so i know there real. but aliens nope not even one chapter in the bible about aliens not even a shout out.

if we could send starships out to distant galaxies and found a planet with ours, with people like ours, would you really want to talk to them? get conned into solving their problems for them? or even get shot down and cut open by scared morons?

[juji]

fuck, bobhughes should have worked at CIA

[blumpkin blownuts]

they live underground at S4. beware of project Blue Beam.

"The bluebird dines at 7pm." That's a message to you from Agent Woodcutter.

[blumpkin blownuts]

fuck, bobhughes should have worked at CIA

true story - they tried to recruit me but they said they were sending me to iraq after a short training period in quantico so i laughed and told them i suck at stacking up butt pyramids

[juji]

To be considered suitable for Agency employment, applicants must generally not have used illegal drugs within the last twelve months. The issue of illegal drug use prior to twelve months ago is carefully evaluated during the medical and security processing.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

sounds totally made up bob

[blumpkin blownuts]

i made up the last part, i just told them i wasn't interested

[blumpkin blownuts]

To be considered suitable for Agency employment, applicants must generally not have used illegal drugs within the last twelve months. The issue of illegal drug use prior to twelve months ago is carefully evaluated during the medical and security processing.

i've had a security clearance before because i lied about drugs
i don't have one now and sure as hell won't be able to again or else i wouldn't even be admitting this

[Lexi Persimmons]

100k + a year in the green zone wouldn't be that bad. get in get out. Tax free up to $75,000.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i'd have been of best use in data forensics except i don't know a lick of arabic
so i would've been just another interrogator, and fuck that

[juji]

how did they treat you in CIA?

[Gentleman Doli]

LoLhttp://i.imgur.com/qC0rClf.jpg

Codey the Ultameate Troll Master

[blumpkin blownuts]

how did they treat you in CIA?

i didn't join up because i didn't wanna work interrogations, i did other government work much later

[juji]

i doubt why the intelligence exist from CIA, MI6 and Mossad they are working for terrorism, they aren't doing against local crimes anymore.

[rootbeer]

Codey the Ultameate Troll Master

that is probably sheet music for final fantasy 7 theme

[blumpkin blownuts]

final fantasy x theme is the best one, i'd have it played at my funeral if i could have one

[Alsto]

bob hughes, the ray kurzweil of the forums...

[rootbeer]

disinfo agents are trying to bury this thread so the truth will be hidden

[Alsto]

matrix...

[m0nde]

true story - they tried to recruit me but they said they were sending me to iraq after a short training period in quantico so i laughed and told them i suck at stacking up butt pyramidsthey said, hey, druggy psychotic who can't hold a job, come work for us, we've been watching you and you're the kind of person we want

maybe they'll recruit lisa and steffies too

[blumpkin blownuts]

if ur tryin to make me feel bad its working

[m0nde]

not at all, i'm just trying to make you stop talking shit like you usually do

[blumpkin blownuts]

well now you sound jealous

[blumpkin blownuts]

even a psycho junky like me looks like he could make for a viable agent, on the surface at least
how come they never contacted you monde

[juji]

all CIA agents are paranoids

[blumpkin blownuts]

i think they seek out psychoes

[m0nde]

idk bob, maybe delusions of grandeur are a requirement

keep us informed

[juji]

https://www.cia.gov/careers/opportunities/index.html

[m0nde]

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/images/aria/misc/progress.gif

[blumpkin blownuts]

great now if someone clicks that link the cia will backtrace and start digging around here

[juji]

https://www.cia.gov/careers/opportunities/support-professional/sl-interpreter.html

[m0nde]

don't worry, if the CIA comes here, you'll have just come full circle, bob hugs

[blumpkin blownuts]

deaf persons poised to strike in usa

[m0nde]

he can hack drones for the CIA, bro

[JujiDrool]

they seek somewhat intelligent and physically fit people with no families who will put their own lives on the line in serving their country and dealing with all the shit that is too corrupt for the FBI to deal with and do the corrupt shit needed to deal with the corrupt shit that the FBI will not do as they must stay somewhat within the law while the CIA works above the law... because national security needs that shit

[blumpkin blownuts]

don't worry, if the CIA comes here, you'll have just come full circle, bob hugs

they might be interested in what kind of lying junky nut they almost made the mistake of recruiting
or why a "compromised individual" had a clearance

but i imagine they won't waste the time and just agree with monde i'm a pathological liar

[blumpkin blownuts]

they seek somewhat intelligent and physically fit people with no families who will put their own lives on the line in serving their country and dealing with all the shit that is too corrupt for the FBI to deal with and do the corrupt shit needed to deal with the corrupt shit that the FBI will not do as they must stay somewhat within the law while the CIA works above the law... because national security needs that shit

yeah lets don't even touch on all the good things they've done for national & global security

[m0nde]

idk, bob. they may use you to stop bullets since you can't die

[JujiDrool]

yeah lets don't even touch on all the good things they've done for national & global securitythat is good shit

who else is going to work above the law when it's needed to take down real pieces of shit that threaten security?

[blumpkin blownuts]

idk, bob. they may use you to stop bullets since you can't die

i still feel pain...

[JujiDrool]

I mean the CIA do not deal in petty criminals

[JujiDrool]

i still feel pain...good

[blumpkin blownuts]

i've neevr wished pain on you
you're a sick, sick lady

[juji]

the first main objective of CIA was finished, communism expansion


Then, CIA focuses for crimes and drug war, then after of september 9/11, swapped from drug war to terrorism. Terrorism never ends.

[m0nde]

the first main objective of CIA was finished, communism expansion


Then, CIA focuses for crimes and drug war, then after of september 9/11, swapped from drug war to terrorism. Terrorism never ends.should to the event

[JujiDrool]

i've neevr wished pain on you
you're a sick, sick ladyoh I'm sure you have before

and just a little bit

just to watch you squirm some

[JujiDrool]

m0nde is too physically unfit, has too many pathetic family attachments and has no discernable skills that the CIA would ever need from him.

[m0nde]

why're you going on about me again, lisa? i asked you to try to stem your obsession. please have a bit of self-control

[JujiDrool]

oh wait

my teeth just picked up a transmission

CIA seeking idiotic cyber stalking fat creep called Sid.

Answer the call m0nde, do it for country.... any country you like.

Currently an opening in fodder.

[juji]

m0nde is too physically unfit, has too many pathetic family attachments and has no discernable skills that the CIA would ever need from him.

wrong, CIA needs creepy stalkers

[JujiDrool]

wrong, CIA needs creepy stalkersI know

my teeth just picked up the transmission ;)

[blumpkin blownuts]

oh I'm sure you have before

and just a little bit

just to watch you squirm some

i've never wished pain on anyone
especially not for something as petty as being obnoxious
and most especially not for an insignificant toad like you

[JujiDrool]

i've never wished pain on anyone
especially not for something as petty as being obnoxious
and most especially not for an insignificant toad like youok well I'd get a small amount of pleasure from causing you a small amount of pain.

Have a nice day bob.

[blumpkin blownuts]

well, I get pleasure from sustaining small amounts of pain too
hopefully that makes it less pleasant for you

[m0nde]

creepy stalkers? i've never done that to anyone. i think you're projecting your escapades with gush and rootbeer and several others onto me, elezzzark

[JujiDrool]

well, I get pleasure from sustaining small amounts of pain toook I am having a small amount of pleasure from this discussion

I'd like to bite you on your tit

[JujiDrool]

creepy stalkers? i've never done that to anyone. i think you're projecting your escapades with gush and rootbeer and several others onto me, elezzzarkbullshit

you're the creepiest cyber stalker we have here

and that's saying something because I actually post here

[blumpkin blownuts]

i like to be bitten by some people... hard enough to draw blood
but i'll let anyone electrocute me, with my own equipment anyway

[m0nde]

bullshit

you're the creepiest cyber stalker we have here

and that's saying something because I actually post hereare you doing this again? i've never initiated any sort of exchange with you. please stop trying to pursue me.

[JujiDrool]

i like to be bitten by some people... hard enough to draw blood
but i'll let anyone electrocute me, with my own equipment anywayok now that sounds like fun

[blumpkin blownuts]

bits leave embarrassing marks
but if done properly, you can inflict some serious shocks without causing visible trauma

[blumpkin blownuts]

you're too diseased to bite me... not that i can catch what you got but it's still gross to think about
i'd let you electrocute me though

[blumpkin blownuts]

what lol
canada doesnt even have a separate country code

[blumpkin blownuts]

ooh call me! 401-400-2FJS

[blumpkin blownuts]

just don't wake my grandma

[JujiDrool]

you're too diseased to bite me... not that i can catch what you got but it's still gross to think about
i'd let you electrocute me thoughI'd let you let me eletrocute you

[JujiDrool]

cody wants bob's grandma

[JujiDrool]

we know