my nose is making these creaking groaning noises

[blumpkin blownuts]

i knew i should've sprayed for termites

[m0nde]

were you smacked around by your bogan boyfriend when he asked you nicely to shut the fuck up and you thought it would be smart to keep nagging him?

[blumpkin blownuts]

i was smart enough to shut up when an ex pulled her switchblade on me once
im just getting over a bad head-cold

[Alsto]

sinusitus...