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blumpkin blownuts
01-22-2013, 12:51 PM
whole house smells like burnt fiberglass, shit stinks

rootbeer
01-22-2013, 01:05 PM
damn, that sucks

blumpkin blownuts
01-22-2013, 01:30 PM
we're just really lucky it happened while people were here, otherwise it would've burnt the place down

maks
01-22-2013, 01:44 PM
You live in the subtropics what do you need heat for

steveyos
01-22-2013, 02:16 PM
fjs

blumpkin blownuts
01-22-2013, 02:26 PM
the high today is 30, coldest day of the season

sex with dead people
01-22-2013, 02:39 PM
You can come live with me.

maks
01-22-2013, 02:43 PM
30 huh

you have no concept of cold bob

rootbeer
01-22-2013, 03:20 PM
dyelim

rootbeer
01-22-2013, 03:20 PM
do you even live in michigan?

JujiDrool
01-22-2013, 03:58 PM
21 degrees celcius here today

JujiDrool
01-22-2013, 03:58 PM
even my weather is better than yours

blumpkin blownuts
01-22-2013, 04:56 PM
i don't know celsius, if you're speaking to me do it in american pls :usa:

blumpkin blownuts
01-22-2013, 04:57 PM
30 huh

you have no concept of cold bob

i lived in chicago for awhile we had a few days in the single digits
february here use to get in the low teens regularly but not in the last 5-7 yrs

Alsto
01-22-2013, 05:08 PM
maybe someone is trying to kill you bob...

maks
01-22-2013, 05:10 PM
i lived in chicago for awhile we had a few days in the single digits
february here use to get in the low teens regularly but not in the last 5-7 yrs

oh single digits you say

talk to me when you've done negative double digits

Alsto
01-22-2013, 05:11 PM
fucking absolute zero and shit...

maks
01-22-2013, 05:13 PM
I really did walk 5 miles in the snow in subzero temperatures, my boy scout troop leader was a fucking nazi

plusle riot
01-22-2013, 05:29 PM
oh single digits you say

talk to me when you've done negative double digits

how cold did it get up your neck of the woods today? it was 16 here and i literally couldnt feel my tits

blumpkin blownuts
01-22-2013, 05:31 PM
if i was there i could've felt em :naughty:
"(sqish, squeeze) yep they are still there"

plusle riot
01-22-2013, 05:35 PM
ohyou.jpg

rootbeer
01-22-2013, 05:35 PM
I really did walk 5 miles in the snow in subzero temperatures, my boy scout troop leader was a fucking nazi

:feel:

sex with dead people
01-22-2013, 05:51 PM
my boy scout troop leader was a fucking nazi

Big deal. Mine raped me repeatedly.

Alsto
01-22-2013, 05:53 PM
had to earn that badge...

maks
01-22-2013, 06:00 PM
how cold did it get up your neck of the woods today? it was 16 here and i literally couldnt feel my tits

I dunno, didn't check a thermometer. Cold. Not as cold as it's going to be later in the week though.

maks
01-22-2013, 06:01 PM
:feel:

Shit builds character, and look at us now two successful internet posters

Alsto
01-22-2013, 06:01 PM
52 in FL right now...

plusle riot
01-22-2013, 06:02 PM
had to earn that badge...

:goodone:


I dunno, didn't check a thermometer. Cold. Not as cold as it's going to be later in the week though.

i'm flying south for the week CAW CAW CAW

maks
01-22-2013, 06:04 PM
i'm flying south for the week CAW CAW CAW

what a coincidence I'm going south when you come back

maks
01-22-2013, 06:05 PM
52 in FL right now...

seriously fuck you

rootbeer
01-22-2013, 06:06 PM
Shit builds character, and look at us now two successful internet posters

we made it dude

maks
01-22-2013, 06:07 PM
it's all down hill from here time to kick back and enjoy the fruits of our labors

JujiDrool
01-22-2013, 06:07 PM
Shit builds character, and look at us now two successful internet postersphahaha

JujiDrool
01-22-2013, 06:08 PM
we made it dudelol

plusle riot
01-22-2013, 06:09 PM
what a coincidence I'm going south when you come back

i'm not going anywhere..i wish i was a bird

sweetdee.jpg

maks
01-22-2013, 06:13 PM
i'm not going anywhere..i wish i was a bird

sweetdee.jpg

great so I just offered you oral sex for nothing THANKS A LOT

Alsto
01-22-2013, 06:15 PM
seriously fuck you

i have my door to the balcony open and some dude just drove through the parking lot playing gangnam style...

plusle riot
01-22-2013, 06:17 PM
great so I just offered you oral sex for nothing THANKS A LOT

she has a moist vaginaaaa

maks
01-22-2013, 06:21 PM
i have my door to the balcony open and some dude just drove through the parking lot playing gangnam style...

well as long as you're suffering too...

maks
01-22-2013, 06:22 PM
she has a moist vaginaaaa

Alright I'll tickle its circumference but I draw the line at sucking the walls of her anus that's a ramen move

plusle riot
01-22-2013, 06:23 PM
Alright I'll tickle its circumference but I draw the line at sucking the walls of her anus that's a ramen move

the lyrics are actually about smoking a blunt :tmyk:

JujiDrool
01-22-2013, 06:24 PM
I have crack aids

maks
01-22-2013, 06:26 PM
the lyrics are actually about smoking a blunt :tmyk:

I refuse to believe that there exists a nirvana song which is 'about' something

and that includes the one whose title is literally 'about a girl'

JujiDrool
01-22-2013, 06:28 PM
lol

I hate maks

Alsto
01-22-2013, 06:32 PM
sliver...

rootbeer
01-22-2013, 06:34 PM
I have crack aids
the test came back positive then? that sucks

plusle riot
01-22-2013, 06:35 PM
sliver...

muff DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE WITH MEEEEEE

maks
01-22-2013, 06:36 PM
sliver...

he was actually just whining for his grandma to take him home in the studio and they turned the tape on

maks
01-22-2013, 06:37 PM
muff DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE WITH MEEEEEE

right into some mexican seafood

Alsto
01-22-2013, 06:38 PM
it's like poetry man, with music and crap...

plusle riot
01-22-2013, 06:38 PM
pls im trying to trap him in my heart shaped box

JujiDrool
01-22-2013, 06:40 PM
the test came back positive then? that sucksoh Monday test will be back

just took it this morning which is wednesday here

but my vag is irritated because it was poked by a dirty lying crack whore

I'll see

going back to doctor in 1/2 hour too... will not leave the doctor alone until they fix me and my poor cranky vag

enjoying your breakfast?

maks
01-22-2013, 06:42 PM
it's like poetry man, with music and crap...

I love Nirvana, they were my favorite band when I was a teenager, but anyone looking for some deep meaning in their lyrics is wasting their time because Kurt was on record as saying he didn't give a fuck about them and mostly just made them up on the spot


pls im trying to trap him in my heart shaped box

rape me? :hide:

plusle riot
01-22-2013, 07:02 PM
I love Nirvana, they were my favorite band when I was a teenager, but anyone looking for some deep meaning in their lyrics is wasting their time because Kurt was on record as saying he didn't give a fuck about them and mostly just made them up on the spot

the song is metaphorical, not deep



rape me? :hide:

blew :jizz:

JujiDrool
01-22-2013, 07:04 PM
that's how maks approaches sex

he hides under his wheelchair

maks
01-22-2013, 07:13 PM
the song is metaphorical, not deep


It's neither, it's "hey I wonder how many rhymes I can write on this napkin before we record in 5 minutes"



blew :jizz:

Ain't it a shame. Downer. All apologies. Clean up before she comes. Here she comes now. Oh, the guilt. I hate myself and want to die.

rootbeer
01-22-2013, 07:15 PM
a lot of unreadable posts

plusle riot
01-22-2013, 07:22 PM
It's neither, it's "hey I wonder how many rhymes I can write on this napkin before we record in 5 minutes

yeah except nothing in moist vagina rhymes , he just yells anus and then analingus until it kinda sounds like it does

maks
01-22-2013, 07:27 PM
yeah except nothing in moist vagina rhymes , he just yells anus and then analingus until it kinda sounds like it does

You Know You're Right. Milk it, If You Must. Scoff, Opinion Stay Away. Territorial Pissings, Very Ape.

maks
01-22-2013, 07:29 PM
I should stop, I'm almost out of songs and I'm never going to find a way to use Radio Friendly Unit Shifter.

plusle riot
01-22-2013, 07:33 PM
Tourettes?

maks
01-22-2013, 07:38 PM
Tourettes?

Aneurysm.