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blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 08:32 PM
her craigslist ad:


Hi,boy i am a pretty and a charming girl.
I am brown heir ,good face,blue eye as like creative by nature.
This is not my openion this openion of all.
I am a student try to get more opportunity for build up my future.
A good and trustful man need.
If you that mail me for details.

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 08:33 PM
that girl's a student =D

Desolation
01-23-2013, 08:38 PM
why were u looking at Craigslist ads bob are you lonely?

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 08:46 PM
i like to peruse...
and yeah i'm lonely. also single, but i'm always lonely regardless of whether or not i'm single

timmy
01-23-2013, 08:46 PM
why were u looking at Craigslist ads bob are you lonely?

:nerd:

Lexi Persimmons
01-23-2013, 08:54 PM
:nerd:

lol

sex with dead people
01-23-2013, 09:05 PM
She does sound kinda hot.

juji
01-23-2013, 09:12 PM
pics or didn't happen

juji
01-23-2013, 09:12 PM
i dare you send mail to her

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 09:25 PM
her craigslist ad:LOL

timmy
01-23-2013, 09:28 PM
pics or didn't happen


i dare you send mail to her

:magpi:

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 09:31 PM
i'm not gonna mail her its probably some russian mail order bride with a sob story

juji
01-23-2013, 09:37 PM
Next time, if you try to troll me, you will suffer the consequences

Try again and find some real girlfriend

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 09:40 PM
i will try harder ok the next one will be up to your standards i promise

timmy
01-23-2013, 09:42 PM
Next time, if you try to troll me, you will suffer the consequences

:nacho:oh boy

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 09:48 PM
i will try harder ok the next one will be up to your standards i promise15 and gorgeous

keep for 2 weeks

NEXT!

That's juji's dating style

juji
01-23-2013, 09:53 PM
a lot of women in Tennesse sucked, but there is only one who is 18, maybe bobhughes would be interesed

http://nashville.craigslist.org/w4m/3522960387.html

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 09:55 PM
she's not bad


please be between the ages of 16-25. ~thanks~
and i can easily pass for 25, most ppl guess i'm 23


Oh and I really like emo/ scene people
nope, fucking no

rootbeer
01-23-2013, 09:56 PM
>tfw no gf

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 09:56 PM
this is why I use secure dating sites

timmy
01-23-2013, 09:57 PM
>tfw no gf
:feel:

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 09:58 PM
phahahahaha!

juji
01-23-2013, 09:59 PM
nope, fucking no

you are known for major depressive disorder, you probably act like an emo

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 10:00 PM
a gf is just an emotional stopper for a spiritual hole, at least for an addict like me

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 10:01 PM
apparently if i want a satisfying relationship i have to wait for God to beam her down from heaven or some shit liek that

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 10:02 PM
you are known for major depressive disorder, you probably act like an emo

what? what do you mean i'm known for major depressive disorder, no i'm not.
i have delusions, paranoia and narcissist personality disorder

and i am not emo in any sense, then fuck off

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 10:03 PM
a gf is just an emotional stopper for a spiritual hole, at least for an addict like meyeah

a b/f is just a stopper for my hole

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 10:04 PM
what? what do you mean i'm known for major depressive disorder, no i'm not.
i have delusions, paranoia and narcissist personality disorder

and i am not emo in any sense, then fuck offI fucking hate narcissists

*death stares you*

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 10:05 PM
I'm too old to be an emo

I used to be goth though

syncan aka ken post jr
01-23-2013, 10:06 PM
uhhhhhhhh

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 10:07 PM
I fucking hate narcissists

*death stares you*

not my problem
wait

it's my fucking problem not yours

juji
01-23-2013, 10:09 PM
bobhughes where do you live?

i'm looking a gf for you

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 10:10 PM
not my problem
wait

it's my fucking problem not yoursI am far too blunt and honest and honest with myself too to have any more than a healthy amount of narcissism

if you ARE a narcissist then get the fuck over yourself dickhead

you're as nothing as the next dickhead

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 10:10 PM
nashville

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 10:11 PM
I am far too blunt and honest and honest with myself too to have any more than a healthy amount of narcissism

if you ARE a narcissist then get the fuck over yourself dickhead

you're as nothing as the next dickhead

oh, if you only knew what i am

juji
01-23-2013, 10:12 PM
http://www.dearcupid.org/question/should-i-have-sex-with-my-underage-girlfriend.html

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 10:12 PM
oh, if you only knew what i amif you're a narcissist then you have delusions about what you are

juji
01-23-2013, 10:12 PM
umm, Nashville, i only found one who is 18

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 10:13 PM
bobhughes where do you live?

i'm looking a gf for youGo to a narcissistic personality disorder website witha forum and put an ad out there for him

I'd love to see what happens when two narcissists try to hook up

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 10:15 PM
if you're a narcissist then you have delusions about what you are

some of it is delusions, well i'd like to think it's a delusion but past experiences indicate otherwise
then there's other things that make me a big deal which i've never told anyone here and never will

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 10:15 PM
i'll tell you straight up you might want to get over whether or not i can get over myself unless you just fuckin enjoy frustration

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 10:18 PM
some of it is delusions, well i'd like to think it's a delusion but past experiences indicate otherwise
then there's other things that make me a big deal which i've never told anyone here and never willthis is too honest for a narcissist

who told you were a narcissist?

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 10:19 PM
i'll tell you straight up you might want to get over whether or not i can get over myself unless you just fuckin enjoy frustrationI can't avoid frustration

that has little to do with you

I'm just poking you with a stick so to speak to see what you are actually like

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 10:21 PM
the fact you even say you suffer those problems tells me you aren;t really a narcissist

a narcissist would defend at all costs that there is NOTHING at all wrong with them

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 10:22 PM
hahaha, oh i know im far from perfect
but i'm also very, very, very special

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 10:23 PM
a narcissist tries to convince themselves and all others that they are the best there is

a narcissist would never admit to anyone they have any kind of deficiency

a narcissist views all people as prey and would not allow anyone to place themselves in a superior position to them... at all other's expense

you really do not seem like a narcissist to me

sex with dead people
01-23-2013, 10:24 PM
Holy shit, take a break from posting you stupid bitch.

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 10:24 PM
hahaha, oh i know im far from perfect
but i'm also very, very, very specialok bobble

how are you special?

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 10:24 PM
Holy shit, take a break from posting you stupid bitch.fuck off obsessed loser

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 10:25 PM
a narcissist tries to convince themselves and all others that they are the best there is

a narcissist would never admit to anyone they have any kind of deficiency

a narcissist views all people as prey and would not allow anyone to place themselves in a superior position to them... at all other's expense

you really do not seem like a narcissist to me

i hold honesty, especially self-honesty in high regard
i'm just a narcissist who's in touch with himself, much better off than your run-of-the-mill narcissist see

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 10:26 PM
ok bobble

how are you special?

did i not just say it's a secret
i'm kindof a big deal in a religious/spiritual sense, that's all i can say and it's probably way too much

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 10:28 PM
i hold honesty, especially self-honesty in high regardwell so do I

a real narcissist does not, they only hold themselves in high regard

but then again a real narcissist would say they hold honesty in high regard only to make someone else hold them in high regard for saying that

so yeah..... I'll be watching you Mr. Bob Hughes

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 10:29 PM
did i not just say it's a secret
i'm kindof a big deal in a religious/spiritual sense, that's all i can say and it's probably way too muchI seeeeeeeeeee

I would have you explain this to me before I made any further judgement.

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 10:29 PM
you're too inquisitive for your own good

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 10:30 PM
i advise you to just write me off as a nutcase like all the normies here have done

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 10:36 PM
I get to the bottom of things and then roll around there

and I'm somewhat curious now

it's quicker if you just tell me

otherwise I will have to deduce from observation

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 10:41 PM
well good luck with that

I reserve the absolute, I always tell the truth
All that I can see, reflections in your eyes
I am postulate one, I always lie

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 10:43 PM
juji if you wanna find me a date it's cool but i'm really looking for someone in my generation, like 26-40

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 10:47 PM
well good luck with that

I reserve the absolute, I always tell the truth
All that I can see, reflections in your eyes
I am postulate one, I always liewhere is that quote from?

nevermind I will find it

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 10:48 PM
Driven- Numb lyrics

I have the mirrors, one for each of you
I reserve the absolute: I always tell the truth
all that I can see: reflections in your eyes
I am postulate one: I always lie

as above is not so below
spider webs, dotted lines hold all I behold
driven like a suicide through a noose of hope
alibi's demystified hold on..., and let go

CHORUS

... yes
take me with you
I want to belong
show me something
I need to be wrong
tell me all of
your favorite lies
warm me with your
illusory fires
fires...
lies...

CHORUS:
Driven... like suicide
Headfirst against the tide
Driven... like a suicide
Headlong into the night


so what does this mean to you?

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 10:57 PM
short version: the Truth is driven by lies
you need to go on yt and actually hear it to really understand what it says

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 11:06 PM
fair enough

truth and perception are subjective things

blumpkin blownuts
01-23-2013, 11:07 PM
oh no no no, truth is inherently universal
otherwise it's just pretense

rootbeer
01-23-2013, 11:08 PM
>tfw no gf

JujiDrool
01-23-2013, 11:16 PM
oh no no no, truth is inherently universal
otherwise it's just pretensewhat a lie

until we crack the sub atomic code

that is a lie

steveyos
01-24-2013, 04:29 AM
read most of page one you're all gonna suffer the consequences of making such bad posts