criagslist has gone to hell

[blumpkin blownuts]

i posted an ad up and only got one reply, from someone not attractive
almost all the w4m ad's are "420 friendly" and "looking for help with bills in xchange for funnnn"

so finally i got sick of it and posted another ad at m4w that sounded like a loser in the description and for the title put "looking for sugarmama and flophouse where i can smoke dope" and sure enough three idiot females replied before i raged out and deleted it

i have their email addresses and could still respond but im afraid of people like that

[JujiDrool]

lol

wtf are you doing?

Man whore

[blumpkin blownuts]

i'm picky, i like women who are challenging but not entirely stuck up & frigid

[blumpkin blownuts]

it would suck if i had a date anyway i have nothing to talk to with anyone except for this very fact

[JujiDrool]

my last date is still getting off crack

I don't usually "date"

once in a blue moon when the skin deprivation makes me want to die I'll go pick up

by the way pathology came back and was all clear

my vag just had inflamation from being poked with

pleasant dreams

[sex with dead people]

it would suck if i had a date anyway i have nothing to talk to with anyone except for this very fact
Talk to them about being immortal and about yours days of posting on fjs.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

your a sad lonely little man bob hughes

[timmy]

craiglist:mischief: yes, the list that has lots of whores who were molested by father:smug: lisa was raped

[sex with dead people]

I found out a former friend of mine was gay after a mutual friend showed me his ads on craigslist looking for other fags to fuck.

[steveyos]

I don't do things like this which is why I love myself so much

[JujiDrool]

I use a secure dating site

for picking up on the rare occassion where I think I will literally shrivel up and die if I can't pick up.

[syncan aka ken post jr]

if everyone get's herpes, then it's like no one has herpes

[JujiDrool]

When I left my x b/f I had an inflamed vagina

but pathology came back and it was all clear

so I'm bragging about not having crack AIDS on a gay nigga dick forum now

and discussing the putrid state of my vagina

[syncan aka ken post jr]

your a nasty bitch lisa, and will die alone and unloved

[steveyos]

I see me every day at fjs when it's a real company and you're all working at it I'm gonna be like awwwww I hate these people every single day

[JujiDrool]

I hope so

just go to bed and stop breathing and no-one would know until my neighbour wonders what that smell is

no-one would come to the funeral

but I wouldn't have to live this putrid unwanted life anymore

and I wouldn't have to post with fuckheads like you as my only human interaction

sounds bliss enough to me

[steveyos]

you'll be fine I survived eight years of this boring junk

[JujiDrool]

I'm 34 in 2 weeks

I've endured this wretched existence long enough

[syncan aka ken post jr]

That suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please.

The game of life is hard to play,
I'm going to loose it anyway,
The loosin' card I'll someday lay;

[Lexi Persimmons]

please film your suicide.

[JujiDrool]

clearly as I am sitting here still breathing and existing in a wretched life I do not commit sucicide you retarded waste of space

do yourself a favour and indulge in the highest indulgence there is, take your own life jack

[timmy]

That suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please.

The game of life is hard to play,
I'm going to loose it anyway,
The loosin' card I'll someday lay;

loose :mischef:

[steveyos]

people

[JujiDrool]

people die eventually

[steveyos]

I hope I don't I'm relying on science

[JujiDrool]

fuck that I want to die

I was sick of this a quarter of a century ago

[steveyos]

can I see that water trick first sorry

[JujiDrool]

lol

[blumpkin blownuts]

your a sad lonely little man bob hughes

tis true, except im a large man

[blumpkin blownuts]

I hope so

just go to bed and stop breathing and no-one would know until my neighbour wonders what that smell is

no-one would come to the funeral

but I wouldn't have to live this putrid unwanted life anymore

and I wouldn't have to post with fuckheads like you as my only human interaction

sounds bliss enough to me

you can get phenobarbital from south american pharmacy-direct stores, it sold as "kids vitamine c"
takes 6000 mg mixed into 8oz hard liquor
wrap plastic around your head before you pass out

it worked for the heavans gate cult using much lower doses
but i ate the whole bottle, it didnt work for me, not longeer than a couple hours anyway

[blumpkin blownuts]

i gave up on death games... no chance of death, no game

[steveyos]

Rich Dick Above Me

[blumpkin blownuts]

someone managed to find my corpse which is the wort part, i awoke in ICU with a revolvr in my pants that fell out when the orderlies were putting me in a gown - granted i'd be pretty sick with myself if it had gone off and shot a person
$64,000 to resrrect me would if I was smart enough to hide I would've come back on my own, and with no medical bills or record

[steveyos]

shhhhhh

[blumpkin blownuts]

like the money matters, i could've bought something nice i guess and be sick to death of it within a week

[steveyos]

shut up stupid buy someone starving to death in the gutter a sandwich

[JujiDrool]

I'm still pissed off at being resuscitated at xmas

I had obviously decided that was enough of this life and was giving up the ghost and the rude assholes wouldn't let me die.

So they are all dead to me.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i give money to bums all the time, it stopped maybe me feel good and more like a mark/sucker

[blumpkin blownuts]

I'm still pissed off at being resuscitated at xmas

I had obviously decided that was enough of this life and was giving up the ghost and the rude assholes wouldn't let me die.

So they are all dead to me.

method?

[steveyos]

why don't you two get married already

[JujiDrool]

but I'm not paying a CENT

they can all fucking well pay and leave me alone

and my uncle who took his own head off

HE can stop the fucking drama and bugger off and never speak to me when I'm dying again or I'll get to the other side and take his head off for him.

[JujiDrool]

I'm here to make my cat happy and that is all.

[steveyos]

I know right

[Camoron]

looking for love in all the wrong places

[Camoron]

seriouasly craigslist what the fuck are you thinkign

[Camoron]

you should noly go on craigslist if youre

1. lookign to buy or sell a car
2. want a girl that will murder you and eat your penis

[steveyos]

2 sounds good

[Camoron]

remeber when we posted abercormbies picture on utah craigaslit and said she was looking to loose her virginity and a bunch of people responded to it

summer of 06 memoreis :smugga:

[blumpkin blownuts]

God never calls for my death. When I was entered into holy covenace with the angels, it was made clear that I may never leave the Earth until I'm the last live soul. It wasn't made clear why this has to be.

But my longest, loneliest days are way ahead of me, and I figured I'd spend them all high. Now I can only meditate and try to find what I must do to prepare for the coming.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i've had good luck on craigslist before

[JujiDrool]

you should noly go on craigslist if youre

1. lookign to buy or sell a car
2. want a girl that will murder you and eat your penisI am number 2

[JujiDrool]

God never calls for my death. When I was entered into holy covenace with the angels, it was made clear that I may never leave the Earth until I'm the last live soul. It wasn't made clear why this has to be.

But my longest, loneliest days are way ahead of me, and I figured I'd spend them all high. Now I can only meditate and try to find what I must do to prepare for the coming.You sound as bonkers as I feel.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i want it to be bonkers so badly... i've told the shrink, the therapist, my sponsor and get simialar shit back
"well man there's things on this world not everyone is meant to understand..."

[JujiDrool]

Yeah I didn't mean to undermine what you are saying.

I've got some inexplicable experiences myself that shape my spirituality.

But I think we all carry many souls.

[sex with dead people]

i want it to be bonkers so badly... i've told the shrink, the therapist, my sponsor and get simialar shit back
"well man there's things on this world not everyone is meant to understand..."


Yeah I didn't mean to undermine what you are saying.

I've got some inexplicable experiences myself that shape my spirituality.

But I think we all carry many souls.


Probably 2 of the scariest people on the internet right now.

[JujiDrool]

Probably 2 of the scariest people on the internet right now.*evil laugh*

[blumpkin blownuts]

i'm not evil, i'm just sick right now and unpredicatble

[JujiDrool]

I'm not evil

I've just got an evil laugh

[blumpkin blownuts]

so glad the state took away all 5 of my guns right now
gund make messes but they sure can take you to a special spiritual place

[JujiDrool]

so glad the state took away all 5 of my guns right now
gund make messes but they sure can take you to a special spiritual placeI'm glad too

and hey if I have to put up with this damn life until I'm dead then so do you!

Otherwise it's just not fair, everyone else gets to die and I haven't yet.

I mean I can't even catch the crack aids or get murdered.

[Ramen]

i'm picky, i like women who are challenging but not entirely stuck up & frigid

yet you still met me and bought me a beer... lol

[steveyos]

the marnie Craig's list was amazing wow she hot I wish I was friends with monde so I could download forumgirls.zip