where have yu peed in public?

[steveyos]

me? like everywhere. including off a bridge

[Lisa Claus]

in the snow.

and in my pants once at a party... I was so drunk and holding a wall to keep myself standing up and this guy came over and was trying to chat me up and I realy needed to go to the toilet but didn;t want to be rude and he kept talking and talking and talking and didn't stop until I finally pee'd my pants and said "I need a bath now"... I went inside ran a bath and sat in it for about an hour with my cloths on

[steveyos]

that's amerature hour you must of done something more pro I feel like you are or could be a pro pisser

[Lisa Claus]

lol

oh yeah

on circus tour at pee stops

all the boys would go to pee on one side of the bus and all the girls on the other

me and two other girls asked why we couldn't pee on the boys' side of the bus and were told "because you can't stand and pee"

so me and the two other girls walked around to the guy's side, stood, sucked in our stomach muscles and pee'd standing up straight out

one of the best circus tricks I learned

[steveyos]

uhhhhh when are you performing next I'm leaving for austrola right now

[steveyos]

why can't girls pee standing up is there something in your bodies that stops it whilst veritcal

[Lisa Claus]

uhhhhh when are you performing next I'm leaving for austrola right nowLOL!

[Lisa Claus]

why can't girls pee standing up is there something in your bodies that stops it whilst veritcalwell you can but to avoid a mess of it running down your legs you've got to pull in your muscles and shoot the pee straight out

[steveyos]

is there no situation where it doesn't suck to be a girl wtf

[sex with dead people]

On the side of a courthouse, in bottles while driving to throw them out the window, in a church parking lot, on the stairs of my friend's apartment building.

[steveyos]

just pee out the window while driving, or use a fully recycled glass bottle that'll just turn back into sand before getting nuked again


have you ever thought about how much pee is everywhere, pee evaporation to water,it evaporation out pee particles that float around towns everyone breathes in everyone's pee it actually blankets us just like normal water vaper you don't think with the amount iwc pees there ain't pee everywhere in the air?



and that is how to make q good post

[steveyos]

that glass bottle will be peed on so many times going from glass to sand that it'll be mutated sand that someone gets up their butt at the beach and then they go in the water and get water in their butt then it basically turns into a Hentai Episode

[sex with dead people]

just pee out the window while driving, or use a fully recycled glass bottle that'll just turn back into sand before getting nuked again


have you ever thought about how much pee is everywhere, pee evaporation to water,it evaporation out pee particles that float around towns everyone breathes in everyone's pee it actually blankets us just like normal water vaper you don't think with the amount iwc pees there ain't pee everywhere in the air?



and that is how to make q good post

I have a pretty small dick and I don't like pissing on myself.

[steveyos]

drink a lot of water and be like a fire hose!

[blumpkin blownuts]

i have a "p" tree in the backyard that's perfectly shaped for privacy its like 4 trunks grown together in a C shape so the "p" doesn't spash back

[blumpkin blownuts]

i also p'ed in alleyways next to bars/clubs when i was waiting for a ride and didn't want to go back in just to use the restroom

[steveyos]

The Urinal Tree

Nature's Urinal


take a pic you might be able to make money off that man

[Lisa Claus]

I pee'd the bed once as an adult

I slept with this guy and after he left I wet the bed

I took that as a sign I shouldn't see him anymore

[steveyos]

lmfao wtf

[steveyos]

bump for the fuckimg sake of this forum

[steveyos]

bump for the fuckimg sake of this forum