Sandwhich, ham, cucumber and pasta salad sandwhich

[Lisa Claus]

Elementary tv series

flicking my muff

plan for the day

byebye

[Alsto]

oh this shit is lisa's narcissistic blog now?

[maks]

could have sworn this was a stevey thread

[Lisa Claus]

I'm way too blunt, honest and direct to ever be a narcissist

subtly just isn't my forte

[Lisa Claus]

could have sworn this was a stevey threadouch

now THAT is an insult

[Alsto]

I'm

I'm

I'm

I'm

I'm

[Alsto]

you are such a self absorbed bitch...

[maks]

no he's right, attention whoring is the hallmark of a narcissist. and just like stevey I don't understand it, because neither of you has a lot to love about yourselves you're huge failures in every sense of the word

[Lisa Claus]

I'd love to tie maks' hands behind his back and do things to him

[Alsto]

stevey makes me laugh, this cunt is a cringe machine...

[Alsto]

i want to tie your hands behind your back so you can't post...

[Lisa Claus]

no he's right, attention whoring is the hallmark of a narcissist. and just like stevey I don't understand it, because neither of you has a lot to love about yourselves you're huge failures in every sense of the wordnah

I know full well what a narcissist is and I just don't fit the bill

you however are one of the most perfect examples of one I've seen

narcissists... they are so fun to torment

you know I love you right?

[Alsto]

did she really just post that shit?

[Alsto]

you need to slow down and read your posts... i feel like michael talking to tobias...

[maks]

nah

I know full well what a narcissist is and I just don't fit the bill


No, you don't really have more than a rudimentary understanding of much of anything. The fact that you managed to get a college degree is a shocking indictment of the Australian educational system.



you however are one of the most perfect examples of one I've seen


you've see nothing!



narcissists... they are so fun to torment


no, I disagree. it's incredibly easy and presents no challenge nor any chance to gain experience and hone one's skills. I don't bother with it, which is why I've had you on ignore for a month.



you know I love you right?

idc

[Alsto]

hoping i've been ignored...

[Lisa Claus]

LOL!

I <3 you maks

stay raging at me

you nasty little narcissist

[Alsto]

waiting for confirmation before i continue...

[Lisa Claus]

Elementary tv series

flicking my muff

plan for the day

byebyeok am really going to go do this now

I'll be back and you know I will

<3 you maks, you're so cute

[Alsto]

ehh, i'll take it...

[Alsto]

would've preferred some rage, logging out would have been awesome though...

[maks]

clump tell alstopace the story about how your babysitter raped you, that's the one good story you've got

[Alsto]

she actually logged out...

[maks]

oh even better

[Alsto]

does that still count as a win? i guess a tko maybe...

[Alsto]

or is this just a round or an inning, if we continue sports metaphors?

[maks]

i dunno but I'm going to put her back on ignore because I've been fighting with plug drugs and what good is a z-lister when you've got a perfectly good b-lister

[Alsto]

sucks not being able to find a good fight...

[maks]

yeah there's a lot to be said for the early days when there was a new barry wandering in from the front page every 10 minutes. remember volunteer firefighter? that guy was great, I posted some pictures of firemen and he flipped right the fuck out for no reason sasying I didn't respect the brave men and women who put their lives on the line to keep me safe. 5 years later and the best we can do is clump.

[Alsto]

i loved the chaos, good times man...

[maks]

only problem was some of them stuck around after they were used up

[maks]

wallisgod holy shit what a faggot

[Alsto]

that was the dude that posted the i quit picture wearing a harvard shirt right?

[maks]

he had an avatar of plato with some shit illegibly hand/mouse written on it, stompleb had a huge boner for him and was greatly offended when he was banned

[Alsto]

can't even remember that shit... i think this might be wallisgod...

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k300/alstopace/Archive/l_aa0ae338137dec0083da5a45186b7f14.jpg

[maks]

looks more like ramen

[maks]

also that's officially the funniest neckbeard I've seen today

[Alsto]

idk, it was in my archive folder...

[maks]

oh it should be for the beard alone. I'm not attacking you for saving it, quite to the contrary I believe you made the right choice.

[Alsto]

after the ytmnsfw archive bucket got deleted, i was in the process of rebuilding it but then i got bored and stopped posting and shit... now it's all gone...

[maks]

yeah historical documents are pretty rare these days, especially after m0nde's hard drive crash

[Alsto]

oh well, i still have the memories...

[maks]

Cherish them. Never let them go.

[maks]

Cherish is the word I use to describe ahhhaaaaahhhhhahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa ah

Youdon'tknowhowmanytimes I've wished that I could hold you
Youdon'tknowhowmanytimes I've wished that I could moldyouintosomeone who could
Cherish me as much as I ... ... ... cherish you

[Alsto]

remember getting banned from that pirate browser game? i know dandada and eljoe were there can't remember who else...

[Alsto]

or when adam posted all those myspace passwords and everyone edited them to gay nigger dicks and long pain?

[Alsto]

remember this marks?

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k300/alstopace/YTMNSFW/shopnotnedm.jpg

[maks]

vaguely, unfortunately I don't remember the particulars chances are I was too over the top and got banned quickly that happened a lot in those days

[maks]

remember this marks?

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k300/alstopace/YTMNSFW/shopnotnedm.jpg

Oh yes, I ripped that from torchwood and claimed I actually put a rat in a vacuum chamber or whatever

[Alsto]

we argued of the authenticity of a cat exploding video and i proved it to be a fake...

[Alsto]

car, rat w/e... luckily we were already cool from the wassup kitty days or i might have started to dislike you...

[maks]

I don';t remember the exploding cat do you still have it?

[maks]

car, rat w/e... luckily we were already cool from the wassup kitty days or i might have started to dislike you...

Oh I knew damn well it was fake, I made that gif myself out of a scene from the shitty dr who spinoff

[Alsto]

nope, you posted the video anyway... reading us reminisce really must suck for the other posters, kinda like reading lisa's posts...

[maks]

they were there, they know what it was like. and fuck anyone who wasn't.

[Alsto]

i'm all for new posters, just ones that don't suck...

[Lisa Claus]

I came back and my topic now reeks of desperation

[Alsto]

coincidence then?

[Lisa Claus]

I'm starting to suspect... that Alsto is that idiotic bitch from MMA who had a contraception injection AFTER getting pregnant, miscarried and then now thinks that all women bleed for a year after giving birth

fucking retard

[Lexi Persimmons]

http://i.imgur.com/rKXns4R.jpg

[Alsto]

yeah, that's me... both of them...

[Lexi Persimmons]

eat a cock,http://i.imgur.com/H4EfX1Y.gif