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maks
02-20-2012, 12:47 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barry-richards.jpg

maks
02-20-2012, 12:49 PM
not one of my better ones. I tried to do reno, but it wasn't "funny-bad" it was just "bad" so I abandoned it.

maks
02-20-2012, 12:50 PM
Picture does not show. Fail!!!

picture shows just fine over here. I think your computer is broken, you probably got a virus from a facebook app or something, I dunno.

maks
02-20-2012, 12:58 PM
Nice try but no. You picked a pic that doesn't post. You should have copied it to your hard drive than uploaded it to imgur.

I posted it on my very own website which is hosted through godaddy because I don't give a flying fuck if they support sopa they're cheap and reliable. the picture works just fine for me, and I'll bet it works for everyon but you because your computer is broken

maks
02-20-2012, 01:04 PM
godaddy is a gigantic company with a board of directors and multimillion dollar superbowl commercials and you're insisting I hand it over to the 'experts' over at imgur which a website run by one guy who posts pictures on reddit a lot. coincidentally I'm pretty sure imgur is hosted by godaddy fyi.

maks
02-20-2012, 01:23 PM
I am not saying goddaddy is the problem but rather, the way you have your site setup.

I didn't set it up. I upload the pictures and they magically appear on the internet just like any other website. Your computer is broken. You probably installed a malicious facebook notification app or downloaded the-scorpions-greatest-hits.mp3.exe from bearshare.

maks
02-20-2012, 01:27 PM
Toronto, ON (CNN)
Representatives of The People's Republic of Health Insurance report that the condition known in the states as 'Abreu Syndrome' has been spotted in Canada.

http://comeontothelord.com/img/sidbarryt.jpg

General Doli
02-20-2012, 01:37 PM
Toronto, ON (CNN)
Representatives of The People's Republic of Health Insurance report that the condition known in the states as 'Abreu Syndrome' has been spotted in Canada.

http://comeontothelord.com/img/sidbarryt.jpg

lol

maks
02-20-2012, 01:39 PM
Health officials upgrade 'Abreu Syndrome' to pandemic status

http://comeontothelord.com/img/codybarry.jpg

maks
02-20-2012, 01:53 PM
Hollywood benefit for victims of Abreu Syndrome cancelled due to outbreak of Abreu Syndrome

http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryconnery.jpg

Goku
02-20-2012, 02:08 PM
I didn't set it up. I upload the pictures and they magically appear on the internet just like any other website. Your computer is broken. You probably installed a malicious facebook notification app or downloaded the-scorpions-greatest-hits.mp3.exe from bearshare.




http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/kackerot/worflaugh.gif

maks
02-20-2012, 02:20 PM
My job has put me in the unique position of knowing exactly how morons break their computers. also I tried to do your avatar but it came out like shit so I abandoned it

maks
02-20-2012, 02:21 PM
cody's is the best so far, it was easy because he and barry have the same shaped head

maks
02-20-2012, 04:21 PM
Martial law declared on the eastern seaboard. One in 5 posters now carrying the Abreu Syndrome virus.

http://comeontothelord.com/img/barrysynth.jpg

maks
02-20-2012, 04:43 PM
Vatican: End times are upon us, Abreu Syndrome a 'curse from God'

http://comeontothelord.com/img/pope_barry.jpg

General Doli
02-20-2012, 04:46 PM
Vatican: End times are upon us, Abreu Syndrome a 'curse from God'

http://comeontothelord.com/img/pope_barry.jpg

Megga Freaking Agreedo, Mat.e,

maks
02-20-2012, 04:49 PM
do you have a picture of dp's friend brian?

maks
02-20-2012, 06:21 PM
Abreu Syndrome spotted in Iran

http://comeontothelord.com/img/terrorbarry.jpg

elezzzark
02-20-2012, 06:31 PM
what are causes of this syndrome?

maks
02-20-2012, 06:34 PM
what are causes of this syndrome?

Exposure to the blood or bodily fluids of chickens, possibly other domestic fowl

maks
02-20-2012, 06:35 PM
Disease spotted in Vietnam

http://comeontothelord.com/img/barry-aok.jpg

elezzzark
02-20-2012, 06:38 PM
what are symptoms?

maks
02-20-2012, 06:46 PM
what are symptoms?

before
http://cdn.sheknows.com/filter/l/gallery/michelle14.jpg



after
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23/m0nde/ytmnd/barryshithead/n715192252_730156_6567.jpg

elezzzark
02-20-2012, 06:51 PM
Ah, it looks like when you get infected by Abreu Syndrome, you get genetically change your appeal

maks
02-20-2012, 06:56 PM
Ah, it looks like when you get infected by Abreu Syndrome, you get genetically change your appeal

It affects the mind too, makes one likely to fall in love over the internet and buy pink spandex

elezzzark
02-20-2012, 06:57 PM
are you stupid? that's not transsexualism because this woman is older when you get abreu syndrome infection makes you change face and age

maks
02-20-2012, 06:59 PM
I for one would not have sex with a woman who was infected with Abreu Syndrome, even if it was michelle pfeiffer

maks
02-20-2012, 07:43 PM
First known infection of a saurian-humanoid

http://comeontothelord.com/img/baggy.jpg

timmy
02-20-2012, 10:38 PM
Toronto, ON (CNN)
Representatives of The People's Republic of Health Insurance report that the condition known in the states as 'Abreu Syndrome' has been spotted in Canada.

http://comeontothelord.com/img/sidbarryt.jpg

wow

maks
02-20-2012, 10:41 PM
all his 'father' shit makes a lot more sense now

General Doli
02-20-2012, 10:44 PM
all his 'father' shit makes a lot more sense now

hahaha thats legitimately the creepiest most fucked up thing about barry out of hundreds or thousands of things is that he thinks m0nde is his dad

maks
02-20-2012, 10:46 PM
hahaha thats legitimately the creepiest most fucked up thing about barry out of hundreds or thousands of things is that he thinks m0nde is his dad

where has m0nde been lately barry needs his wisdom now more than ever

General Doli
02-20-2012, 10:51 PM
where has m0nde been lately barry needs his wisdom now more than ever

idk but he has been a bad influence on tim I dont like him around that boy

maks
02-20-2012, 10:52 PM
idk but he has been a bad influence on tim I dont like him around that boy

I don't think he's a bad influence per say, he just has some different ideas on how tim's hole should be properly utilized

maks
02-21-2012, 12:56 AM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/dpsfriendbarry.jpg

elezzzark
02-21-2012, 01:06 AM
Abreu syndrome is a cure turn zombies to humans

maks
02-21-2012, 01:09 AM
it's a vicious cycle elz I wouldn't wish it on my worst friend brian

m0nde
02-21-2012, 01:55 AM
Exposure to the blood or bodily fluids of chickens, possibly other domestic fowldo these two, pls

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23/m0nde/ytmnd/Imagen005-bc9.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y23/m0nde/ytmnd/qzhcg5.jpg

maks
02-21-2012, 02:14 AM
Disease spotted in Mexico

http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryperez.jpg

maks
02-21-2012, 02:21 AM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryfanf.jpg

maks
02-21-2012, 12:22 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barrydata.jpg

maks
02-21-2012, 06:14 PM
The elderly are the hardest hit

http://comeontothelord.com/img/saurianbarry.jpg

timmy
02-21-2012, 06:24 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryfanf.jpg

my favorite

maks
02-21-2012, 06:32 PM
the one that hurts the most

http://comeontothelord.com/img/barrygush.jpg

jon
02-21-2012, 06:54 PM
lolling hard

elezzzark
02-21-2012, 06:55 PM
maks, what's software or web app did you use it?

maks
02-21-2012, 06:56 PM
hard enough to post your own picture?

maks
02-21-2012, 06:56 PM
maks, what's software or web app did you use it?

photoshop cs5

elezzzark
02-21-2012, 07:00 PM
Isn't too much to work?

http://cl.ly/0I2D3f263M0D261q0W3l/content

maks
02-21-2012, 07:01 PM
no way I'm going to be able to do hiroshima I'll crop him out

maks
02-21-2012, 07:14 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/milkbarry.jpg

maks
02-21-2012, 07:24 PM
might as well put these all in one thread

http://comeontothelord.com/img/obarry.jpg

http://comeontothelord.com/img/billbarry.jpg

http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryimplying.jpg

http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryfly.jpg

timmy
02-21-2012, 07:38 PM
no way I'm going to be able to do hiroshima I'll crop him out

thats yarp, none of them are hiroshima, not many people know what he looks like kind of like you not many people see your pic because who would save it anyway i mean only a fag would save a dudes pic for no rreason

maks
02-21-2012, 07:39 PM
thats yarp, none of them are hiroshima, not many people know what he looks like kind of like you not many people see your pic because who would save it anyway i mean only a fag would save a dudes pic for no rreason

the guy on the far right in the pink hat looks like the guy who called himself hiroshima on tinychat. whoever he is his face is at the wrong angle so he is immune to abreu syndrome.

maks
02-21-2012, 08:04 PM
Abreu Syndrome wins again

http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryyelle.jpg

maks
02-21-2012, 08:23 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryelz2.jpg

maks
02-21-2012, 08:36 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barrydi.jpg

maks
02-21-2012, 10:43 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/maksbarry.jpg

juji
02-21-2012, 11:38 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/milkbarry.jpg

Oh you going down

maks
02-21-2012, 11:50 PM
if you don't have a sense of humor you shouldn't have called yourselves milkshapes

maks
02-22-2012, 09:49 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryflag.jpg

maks
02-22-2012, 09:55 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryStevens.jpg

maks
02-22-2012, 10:30 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryprivate.jpg

terror baby
02-22-2012, 11:06 PM
lmao this is hilarious

maks
02-22-2012, 11:12 PM
if only I could finish the one I'm working on tonight, it's going to be the magnum opus of abreu syndrome. but unfortunately I have to get up tomorrow so you'll have to wait. steigh toont.

maks
02-22-2012, 11:29 PM
nevermind finished it

http://comeontothelord.com/img/barrylost.jpg

clay
02-23-2012, 12:08 AM
http://gyazo.com/688e02bc491f779e31b8f4612ebe8d70.png

Camoron
02-23-2012, 12:24 AM
thank god I have protection

BoobyKalabrr
02-23-2012, 12:32 AM
http://i044.radikal.ru/1202/6b/c442909f92ac.jpg

maks
02-23-2012, 05:52 AM
http://gyazo.com/688e02bc491f779e31b8f4612ebe8d70.png

yeah I fucked up the color on that one what of it

maks
02-23-2012, 07:44 AM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryvitabrothel.jpg

maks
02-23-2012, 08:57 AM
next time fanfare is on remind me to ask him which filter I need to make australian skin tone look british because it always ends up fucking yellow

maks
02-23-2012, 08:30 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barrycow.jpg

maks
02-24-2012, 02:38 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryblackoneswheniamwhite.jpg

clay
02-24-2012, 03:02 PM
can you post the original barry face image

maks
02-24-2012, 03:07 PM
I used :barry: that's why I shrink down so many of the pictures because his whole head is only like 80 pixels

maks
02-24-2012, 03:16 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryescapefromnsw.jpg

maks
02-24-2012, 05:46 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryconehead.jpg

Plug Drugs
02-24-2012, 08:45 PM
any more on the way?

maks
02-24-2012, 08:56 PM
Yes.

http://comeontothelord.com/img/plugbarry.jpg

Plug Drugs
02-24-2012, 08:57 PM
perfect!

General Doli
02-24-2012, 08:58 PM
pastor travis has like a 10 page long thread on s omethingawful.com devoted to him being a creepy pedophile or somthing

General Doli
02-24-2012, 08:58 PM
that has nothhing to do w/ the th:stare:read i just think that funy lol :stare:

maks
02-24-2012, 09:00 PM
pastor travis has like a 10 page long thread on s omethingawful.com devoted to him being a creepy pedophile or somthing

link?

General Doli
02-24-2012, 09:01 PM
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2919060

maks
02-24-2012, 09:03 PM
he needs to come back here where we appreciate his talents

General Doli
02-24-2012, 09:05 PM
*nods head sadly...***

Camoron
02-24-2012, 10:29 PM
*cough*

elezzzark
02-24-2012, 11:07 PM
http://img.waffleimages.com/1337eb7655159235622fe688cd21c0193378876d/trav2.jpg

reading a thread

Plug Drugs
02-24-2012, 11:08 PM
haha

Camoron
02-25-2012, 01:15 AM
*cough*

maks
02-26-2012, 01:13 AM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barrygirl.jpg

maks
02-28-2012, 08:41 AM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barrywhitetrash.jpg

maks
02-28-2012, 03:24 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/barryloveshisribs.jpg

maks
03-01-2012, 03:31 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/sibarry.jpg

maks
08-30-2012, 05:59 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-akiraaaaa.jpg

maks
08-30-2012, 05:59 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-samantha.jpg

maks
08-30-2012, 06:05 PM
god dammit.

Abreu syndrome hurts the most when it affects the ones you love...

maks
08-30-2012, 06:22 PM
should have used protection brah

http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-codyandsamantha.jpg

maks
08-30-2012, 06:35 PM
I'm a little ashamed of that one tbh I didn't even try to blend the skin. not my finest work, but fuck it it's still funny

maks
08-30-2012, 06:48 PM
imagine how mad she'd be if she had any idea who I photoshopped her into...

maks
08-30-2012, 06:49 PM
tell her to read the rest of the thread I'm really proud of some of the ones on page 1 and 2

Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net
08-30-2012, 06:57 PM
chop George Britto.

maks
08-30-2012, 07:06 PM
I don't have any fucking idea what george britto looks like but if you're still laboring under the delusion that he's me you'll be happy to know I already gave myself and my ex girlfriend abreu syndrome earlier itt

sex with dead people
08-30-2012, 07:17 PM
Idk how you manage to look at his face long enough to do that.

maks
08-30-2012, 08:08 PM
what the hell is that thing some kind of anime for girls

maks
08-30-2012, 08:12 PM
Idk how you manage to look at his face long enough to do that.

http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-jeremy.jpg

Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net
08-30-2012, 08:30 PM
https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/attachments/14671/

@marks98 Your nova is now a bronie, bro



you really are gay.

sex with dead people
08-30-2012, 08:37 PM
...it just doesn't seem right.

lnopia the great
08-30-2012, 08:45 PM
cody legit posts like a 13 year old im not joking go back and re read (or just read) his posts

but hes actually turning 43

Camoron
08-30-2012, 10:12 PM
re read (or just read) his posts

:yeaok:

maks
08-30-2012, 10:19 PM
:yeaok:

http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-yeaok.png

maks
08-31-2012, 07:17 AM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-mav.jpg

timmy
08-31-2012, 07:18 AM
novice level photoshopping

maks
08-31-2012, 07:21 AM
lets see you do better

timmy
08-31-2012, 07:21 AM
send me a no-rose-tint-glasses front on pic of your face and then we can do business

m0nde
08-31-2012, 07:22 AM
no rose west tint glasses

timmy
08-31-2012, 07:54 AM
youre literally dating a jew bullshit youre kkk you fucking lied man how could you

timmy
08-31-2012, 07:57 AM
giving homeless men handies? how down to earth of you

timmy
08-31-2012, 08:05 AM
how would you get aids? .... you dont swallow right?

Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net
08-31-2012, 01:05 PM
shut the fuck up, by the way the woman i met on the internet lives in the same country, has met me, and gave me jewgolds. Suck it timmy:

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8030/7900073912_1693fc6835_z.jpg



lol.

what jewery is this?

if she cut her hair, she'd look like a old jew man with tits.

wherez your yamaka?

jews are truly the uglyist creatures on the planet.

please don't procreate.

sex with dead people
08-31-2012, 02:02 PM
shut the fuck up, by the way the woman i met on the internet lives in the same country, has met me, and gave me jewgolds. Suck it timmy:

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8030/7900073912_1693fc6835_z.jpg

She's a racist. She +repped me for my racist comments in another thread.

maks
09-10-2012, 06:46 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-sam2.jpg

Gentleman Doli
09-10-2012, 06:48 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-sam2.jpg
its actualy an improvement

Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net
09-10-2012, 06:50 PM
http://i.imgur.com/rdiV2.gif (http://imgur.com/rdiV2)

maks
09-10-2012, 06:51 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-japjew.jpg

maks
09-10-2012, 07:19 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-fran.jpg

maks
09-12-2012, 03:55 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-fatty.jpg

maks
09-12-2012, 08:28 PM
let me know when you guys start getting bored of these because I don't think I ever will

http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-banana.jpg

maks
09-12-2012, 10:58 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-deso.jpg

maks
10-19-2015, 05:24 PM
2015: after lying dormant for 3 years, a new case of abreu syndrome is spotted in the southwest

http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-cagblonde.jpg

urkles girlfriend
10-19-2015, 05:33 PM
god damnit.

maks
10-19-2015, 05:37 PM
I blame the anti-vaxxers

m0nde
10-19-2015, 05:39 PM
this always remdinded me of come to daddy

maks
10-19-2015, 05:43 PM
nobody uses faces as avatars anymore

urkles girlfriend
10-19-2015, 05:48 PM
i fucking cant stand anti-vaxxers

maks
10-19-2015, 05:50 PM
I'd be pissed at them too if they were responsible for me catching abreu syndrome

maks
10-19-2015, 05:58 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-jon.jpg

juji
10-19-2015, 08:10 PM
since I posted a new pic of myself and it seems it's not infected

urkles girlfriend
10-19-2015, 08:20 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-jon.jpg

lmao jon is 1000x better looking than tim holy shit

maks
10-19-2015, 09:43 PM
since I posted a new pic of myself and it seems it's not infected

I haven't seen it, post it itt and I'll do what I can to stop the spread of this terrible disease

maks
10-19-2015, 09:46 PM
jon has good taste in wall decorations I have maps of connecticut and new hampshire on my walls

juji
10-19-2015, 10:05 PM
jon has good taste in wall decorations I have maps of connecticut and new hampshire on my walls

literally a slovakian terrorist with islam influences

maks
11-01-2015, 07:33 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-cagdress.jpg

http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-bj.jpg

stevеyos
11-02-2015, 03:11 AM
lololooololoooolo tim makes a good trap

stevеyos
11-02-2015, 03:12 AM
if you havne' yet you gotta do sean connery and bill cosby for the glory of ytmnd also my second life avatar

maks
11-02-2015, 06:04 AM
did sean connery earlier itt it didn't come out very well

stevеyos
11-02-2015, 07:03 AM
that's ytmnd for ya

stevеyos
11-02-2015, 07:03 AM
did you do smilies like goodone and glick

stevеyos
11-02-2015, 07:04 AM
do it for every smiley and have them be the smilies at timnet........

urkles girlfriend
11-02-2015, 07:14 AM
http://notytmnsfw.com/forums/showthread.php?4344-gonna-get-a-new-car

lmao. this is very funny, tek told me that tim hadn't even found a job yet so how is he paying for his "new car" from 2010?

urkles girlfriend
11-02-2015, 07:15 AM
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maks
11-02-2015, 07:45 AM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-yeaok.png

http://comeontothelord.com/img/barrydata.jpg

urkles girlfriend
11-02-2015, 07:53 AM
even brent spiner has a better face than tim holy shit.

urkles girlfriend
11-02-2015, 07:53 AM
how the fuck are his eyebrows, eyes, and mouth so close together

urkles girlfriend
11-02-2015, 07:54 AM
:barrydown:

urkles girlfriend
11-02-2015, 07:55 AM
thats what any woman who sucks his dick will see.. that squished face staring down at them lmao

stevеyos
11-02-2015, 10:47 AM
lol put one in the passenger seat of rooty's suv-for-girls

urkles girlfriend
11-02-2015, 11:07 AM
Just imagine if you were sucking tims dick and you looked up at his beta boy pug face grinning down at you

urkles girlfriend
11-02-2015, 11:08 AM
His caterpillar eyebrows will waft off his head and form a hairy "o" around your baby penis

juji
11-02-2015, 11:44 AM
Just imagine if you were sucking tims dick and you looked up at his beta boy pug face grinning down at you

You suck a lot of dicks... Seriously

Poopalew
11-02-2015, 12:28 PM
You suck a lot of dicks... Seriously

She could not suck.

stevеyos
11-02-2015, 01:19 PM
it's a bad angle ok

maks
11-04-2015, 06:12 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-cag-more.jpg

maks
11-04-2015, 06:24 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-cag-another.jpg

maks
11-04-2015, 06:43 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-bje.jpg

urkles girlfriend
11-04-2015, 06:58 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-cag-more.jpg

This one worked out pretty good lmao

stevеyos
11-05-2015, 03:55 AM
make an app that does this and only have it do tim's face don't even make it have peopel people whould know just literally tim don't explain who he is or anything

maks
11-06-2015, 07:11 PM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/as-stevey.jpg

stevеyos
11-06-2015, 07:53 PM
this better be good literally taking over 10 minutes to load because t-mobile rules

stevеyos
11-06-2015, 07:54 PM
tim needs a fucking forehead alreadylol

stevеyos
11-06-2015, 07:55 PM
I just noticed the monde one with the chin you should just match the skin colors also is it me or does he kinda look like my ex bethany

m0nde
11-06-2015, 07:57 PM
your ex had michael jackson-like vitiligo?

stevеyos
11-06-2015, 08:47 PM
had to google that and no I don't mean these abrue syndrome pics just tim in general maybe I should just fuck tim already