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blumpkin blownuts
02-09-2013, 08:06 PM
none of the whores on craigslist talk to me once they see my pic
if they can't handle that mustache they sure as hell can't handle my bullshit

SIGH

maks
02-09-2013, 08:08 PM
they're not looking to get raped bob

maks
02-09-2013, 08:09 PM
as far as I see it you can either ditch the mustache or embrace it and buy an old windowless van, there's not going to be any middle ground

maks
02-09-2013, 08:10 PM
if you do go with the van you should get something like this airbrushed on the side

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5avrwZsLj1r9nrkoo1_1339161712_cover.jpg

blumpkin blownuts
02-09-2013, 08:11 PM
i did get rid of it and i mention it every time i send that pic
i don't feel like taking a new photo but i guess it wouldn't hurt

maks
02-09-2013, 08:23 PM
"wouldn't hurt" is putting it mildly

maks
02-09-2013, 08:24 PM
also you'd probably have better luck hitting on drunk bitches at the bar than going for craigslist whores

Lexi Persimmons
02-09-2013, 09:33 PM
my analysis. bob is thinking sereriously of a gay relationship at this point in his life.

rootbeer
02-09-2013, 09:37 PM
dont we all :skull:

maks
02-09-2013, 10:08 PM
there's really no reason bob shouldn't be getting laid whenever he needs to he just goes about it in such stupid ways

syncan aka ken post jr
02-09-2013, 10:18 PM
http://www.christianmingle.com/

maks
02-09-2013, 10:29 PM
http://www.positivesingles.com/

blumpkin blownuts
02-09-2013, 10:30 PM
christian women are trampy as fuck might as well go to positivesingles

maks
02-09-2013, 10:30 PM
"Not every first date is magical. Sometimes you have to kiss a few frogs before you realize you already kissed the frog you want to keep kissing."

blumpkin blownuts
02-09-2013, 10:30 PM
my analysis. bob is thinking sereriously of a gay relationship at this point in his life.

you looking for a top or bottom

maks
02-09-2013, 10:35 PM
bob I'm going to add you as a citation on a wikipedia article ok?

maks
02-09-2013, 10:38 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sam_Sheppard#Trial_publicity

sex with dead people
02-09-2013, 11:10 PM
my analysis. bob is thinking sereriously of a gay relationship at this point in his life.
That's what I did and haven't looked back since.

blumpkin blownuts
02-09-2013, 11:26 PM
lol, herriott tn
damn she got her own zipcode

sex with dead people
02-10-2013, 12:02 AM
Maybe you should take a trip up to pound town and get in on some action

blumpkin blownuts
02-10-2013, 12:27 AM
only if by pound town you mean your house

0bnoxious0ne
02-10-2013, 06:29 AM
none of the whores on craigslist talk to me once they see my pic
if they can't handle that mustache they sure as hell can't handle my bullshit

SIGH The reason you feel so undesirable is because you are.

blumpkin blownuts
02-10-2013, 09:31 AM
and there goes my dream of fucking ob's inside-out dick and gutted scrote.
SIGH

Gentleman Doli
02-10-2013, 09:33 AM
The reason you feel so undesirable is because you are.

PWNED! The Obnixous Bitch strikes again Mutha PHuKKKaaaa.....

0bnoxious0ne
02-10-2013, 10:49 AM
The reason you feel so undesirable is because you are. Face it. Your asshat demands to women on Craigslist proves you don't want a woman anymore than a recent college grad with no experiemce that demands a six figure salary, 30 paid vacation days, unimited paid sick days, and zero employee contribution healthplan that covers almost everything without caps really wants a job. Next time you post a personal ad on Craigslist, post it in the "men seeking men" section.

Lexi Persimmons
02-10-2013, 11:03 AM
http://i.imgur.com/v4Sjtiu.jpg

0bnoxious0ne
02-10-2013, 11:19 AM
http://i.imgur.com/v4Sjtiu.jpg
It never gets wet around unless he is doing his gay porns.

0bnoxious0ne
02-10-2013, 11:53 AM
LynKKKz ???
Op this thread

blumpkin blownuts
02-10-2013, 12:04 PM
I'm not making demands, i'm desperate. OB as usual is making shit up

blumpkin blownuts
02-10-2013, 12:06 PM
I got over it though. I'm not going to fill a spiritual void with meaningless sex, only risk damaging my self-respect.

maks
02-10-2013, 02:20 PM
There's no such thing as a spirit so it stands to reason that there is no such thing as a spiritual void. There is however a physical void, sex is a physical need and if you lose self respect by filling that very real physical need then you paid too much attention to whatever religious brainwashing you got when you were a kid. Feeling guilty about casual sex is just as dumb as feeling guilty for eating a twinkie when you're hungry.

blumpkin blownuts
02-10-2013, 04:05 PM
I have hangups, and no they don't make sense to me. I still buy into the bullshit from sex-ed that when you screw someone you're screwing all the people they screwed, etc. I know it's bullshit but I can't help feeling icky about it.

And maybe you don't have a spirit but I certainly feel that I do. We'll just have to agree to disagree there... no convincing me otherwise, and probably no convincing you.

maks
02-10-2013, 04:27 PM
This belief that you're somehow damaging yourself spiritually by fulfilling a physical need is causing you harm and unnecessary stress, honestly idc what you choose to believe but you'd be much happier with a change in perspective.

m0nde
02-10-2013, 04:37 PM
going to take alot of hits to your stand user

Lisa Claus
02-10-2013, 08:06 PM
I don't see why I would I would try to make you feel better, I could but I don't see why when you've never been nice to me.

However. Get rid of the moustache. Don't use that pic of you with one, it's unflattering in many ways.

Your hair, don't have it brushed back, looks shit and poofy. Have it forward or just a bit messy.

Take a new pic.

Use your personality.... at least you have one unlike some fuckwits.

blumpkin blownuts
02-10-2013, 10:03 PM
Thanks I feel better. And I've tried being nice to you several times.

Lisa Claus
02-10-2013, 10:13 PM
Thanks I feel better. And I've tried being nice to you several times.well your hair

mess it up a little, don't come it back like that, loose the moustache, take a new pic

and yeah type something funny, smart and nice and you'll get takers

you have NEVER been nice about my appearance

blumpkin blownuts
02-10-2013, 10:44 PM
I'm gonna take a new pic tuesday when I'm in my business suit and clean-shaven. I already got my hair cropped down to 1/2 in. and the past few months I've been combing it forward. It's too straight and short to make it messy except when I'm overdue for a haircut.

And neither of us were nice to each other about our appearances. Some things you just can't fake! But I've tried being nice to you about other things, and usually you only saw fit to pump me for info on people.

sex with dead people
02-10-2013, 10:52 PM
You should start doing bangbus movies.

blumpkin blownuts
02-10-2013, 10:53 PM
I was thinking brazzers
Either way I'd have to get the mustache back and nobody likes it except for pervs

sex with dead people
02-10-2013, 11:04 PM
Who cares what people like

blumpkin blownuts
02-10-2013, 11:07 PM
I didn't care for it either. I maintain it on and off hoping it'll grow in nicely but it's always off-putting.

Lisa Claus
02-10-2013, 11:39 PM
I'm gonna take a new pic tuesday when I'm in my business suit and clean-shaven. I already got my hair cropped down to 1/2 in. and the past few months I've been combing it forward. It's too straight and short to make it messy except when I'm overdue for a haircut.

And neither of us were nice to each other about our appearances. Some things you just can't fake! But I've tried being nice to you about other things, and usually you only saw fit to pump me for info on people.what fucking rubbish you fugly faggot

blumpkin blownuts
02-10-2013, 11:58 PM
Tired of your hot-then-cold horseshit

blumpkin blownuts
02-11-2013, 12:09 AM
thanks cody, that's pretty solid advice

Lisa Claus
02-11-2013, 12:36 AM
Tired of your hot-then-cold horseshitYou get what you give

yeah and tired of your made-up rubbish about what I've done

tired of your willingness to dish out your fucking horseshit and then whinging when I give it back

I mean the amount of times you have called me ugly etc... and you want me to feel fucking sorry about YOUR insecurities about your appearance?

Get fucked, you've never given a shit about anyone else's least of all mine.

Lisa Claus
02-11-2013, 12:37 AM
I also wouldn't take dating advice from Cody

juji
02-11-2013, 12:38 AM
Hey Lisa, how many sms did you receive today?

blumpkin blownuts
02-11-2013, 12:41 AM
WOW... bipolar much?

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
02-11-2013, 12:42 AM
if I could fuck a different attractive girl every night and never have to talk to them again I would be a million times happier I dunno wtf bobs problem is

blumpkin blownuts
02-11-2013, 12:43 AM
lisa does your boyfriend like angry sex?

blumpkin blownuts
02-11-2013, 12:47 AM
if I could fuck a different attractive girl every night and never have to talk to them again I would be a million times happier I dunno wtf bobs problem is

god only knows how many & what kind of douchebags they've been with

Lisa Claus
02-11-2013, 12:55 AM
god only knows how many & what kind of douchebags they've been withyeah well if they'd be with you that sets the bar pretty fucking low and I'd keep an eye on any pets you have around them

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
02-11-2013, 12:55 AM
yeah you could be one of the douchebags theyve been with

blumpkin blownuts
02-11-2013, 12:59 AM
might as well go to a bukkake and roll my dick around in a spooge puddle

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
02-11-2013, 01:14 AM
one time some slutty college girl came up and offered me a blowjob for a ride home I thought to myself wow this girl is a complete cumdumpster I bet shes had a billion dicks in her mouth and turned her down then I went home by myself and didn't have sex with anyone

juji
02-11-2013, 01:18 AM
one time some slutty college girl came up and offered me a blowjob for a ride home I thought to myself wow this girl is a complete cumdumpster I bet shes had a billion dicks in her mouth and turned her down then I went home by myself and didn't have sex with anyone

are you saying you have been cheated by a slutty girl?

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
02-11-2013, 01:23 AM
no elzz I cheated myself :sad:

juji
02-11-2013, 01:43 AM
http://toomuchgaming.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/oh_you.jpg?w=595

FFUUUUUU
02-11-2013, 02:50 AM
none of the whores on craigslist talk to me once they see my pic
if they can't handle that mustache they sure as hell can't handle my bullshit

SIGH

Did you ask Ramen? Isn't that whore in your area?

maks
02-11-2013, 03:00 AM
if I could fuck a different attractive girl every night and never have to talk to them again I would be a million times happier I dunno wtf bobs problem is

pretty much