hey maks, is your wheelchair electric or do you roll it yourself and have big handicapped muscles and scrawny, paralyzed legs?

[Ramen]

http://www.streetsie.com/wp-content/uploads/wheelchair-dating-paraplegics.jpg or http://www.blogcdn.com/de.engadget.com/media/2009/12/action-wheelchair.jpg

[maks]

this is as good a time as any to remind everyone that ramen licks butts

[Ramen]

i don't know what you said since you're on my ignore list but probably that i am a buttlicker and you want me to lick your bed sore covered paraplegic ass, but no thank you, maks. i'm happily married.... plus handicapped people creep me out...

[maks]

I, Christine Herriott Marks, am a buttlicker

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a /b/tard's cornhole?

[cberry]

where is this wheel chair stuff coming from i am curious i havent been in the forum loop

[maks]

elz made that "maks man wheelchair" gimmick because he thinks I'm old, ramen took it literally and ran with it because she's dumb.

[Lisa Claus]

the slurry is more than dumb

[blumpkin blownuts]

.. plus handicapped people creep me out...

i got shot down by some chairbound slut on CL recently

[maks]

fuck craigslist, I saw a banner ad that said there's 13,000 women in my area who want to fuck me on adultfriendfinder.com you should register there I don't mind if you fuck 4 or 5,000 of them I'm too lazy to handle all that trim myself

[blumpkin blownuts]

i had a AFF profile back in '98, and a bad experience with some aneorexic skagwhore i don't wanna talk about

[maks]

great now I've got 'painful or embarrassing story from a poster's past' blue balls

[syncan aka ken post jr]

long story short bob hughes got aids from internet prosutites

[Lisa Claus]

fuck craigslist, I saw a banner ad that said there's 13,000 women in my area who want to fuck me on adultfriendfinder.com you should register there I don't mind if you fuck 4 or 5,000 of them I'm too lazy to handle all that trim myselflol

[juji]

I'm too afraid to meet a woman who lives near to my house in adultfriendfinder.com

[juji]

i would be too in your country

and your mom

[plusle riot]

my theme song y'all!
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[maks]

ramen is a ruminant but she's not nearly as cool as a goat

[plusle riot]

goats don't lick butts. good job goats. butt etiquette. super simple stuff.

[maks]

yeah if you think about it it's pretty easy to make it through life without licking a butt. somehow the goats succeeded where the puerto ricans failed.