Dateline, May 24th 2016.

[maks]

Rubynet loyalists suffered a series of setbacks today. After regaining control of The Mountain briefly this afternoon, their forces were once again pushed out and lost control of The All Night Vampire's School to the insurgents.

Rebel leader marks98 released a statement praising turncoat steven yelle for his part in the victory. He reiterated the need for plug drugs to be brought to justice to prevent further bloodshed.

Loyalist leader Reuban Calabrax was quoted as saying "the first thing you should know about rubynet is... we have people everywhere". He went on to add "let this be an example to anyone who thinks they can get a step ahead of me". However it appears he may have spoken too soon, as opposition fighters are encountering little resistance from the loyalists and holding fast in the two regions under their control.

President Obama again refused to comment on this bloody rebellion. The war weary US president appearsto have no interest in supporting either side, as Rubynet is neither a strategic ally nor a strong trading partner.

From Woodbury Connecticut for Forum News One, I'm George Britto.

[maks]

Thank you George. Coming up next, marq-uee tags, harmless distraction or m0nde AIDS? Some parents are concerned. Find out why after the break.

[Wendy <3]

Stevey hates everyone

[maks]

Stevey is a valuable ally, and a powerful enemy.

[maks]

Update: Stevey has been herped, ruby is going to spend the next 2 hours cleaning up his mess

[Dirty Harry]

I can't believe my eyes maks is green ! http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa189/Eastwood100/lol.gif

[maks]

I can't either, he really should just ban me. he's known me for 10 years he knows I'm not going to stop and he knows herping me isn't even going to slow me down

[maks]

I'm going to continue being an enormous pain in his ass until I get my way or he gets rid of me for good, that's how I operate and this time is no exception

[maks]

Ruby's been busy for the last hour deleting 600 pages of spam (not exaggerating, the mountain went from 1400 to 800) and he's probably got at least another half hour left, deleting threads one by one.

[maks]

meanwhile I've got at least 5 alts that I know of and none of them are herped

[Dirty Harry]

I un-ignore you so I can see your posts you lizard !

[maks]

you know the revolution was fighting to free you in addition to herping plug drugs, why do you want to call me names

[Dirty Harry]

You called much worse that a lizard !

[maks]

I'm fighting to free you, what the fuck have you ever done for me?

[Dirty Harry]

Not all revolutions succeed !

[maks]

No, but this one will, because it takes me 2 seconds to launch my script and it takes ruby an hour to manually delete all the threads it makes one by one

[maks]

Eventually he's going to surrender, or he's going to ban me and someone else will pick up where I left off

[Dirty Harry]

Well the only thing I can say is,hope your plan works and you don't get banned.

[maks]

Thanks. I hope it happens soon, if he doesn't deal with the spam in the all night vampire's subforum it's eventually going to break the database and take the whole damn thing down.

[Dirty Harry]

You are one of a kind,no one will be able to do what you are trying to do.

[maks]

anyone can do this, I posted the source to the script I'm using. I encourage everyone to join in. This is a noble struggle that benefits us all.

[maks]

imagine a world without plug drugs, that's the world I want for my children

[Wendy <3]

That reminds me that lisa fucks kids

[m0nde]

Ruby's been busy for the last hour deleting 600 pages of spam (not exaggerating, the mountain went from 1400 to 800) and he's probably got at least another half hour left, deleting threads one by one.
why doesn't he learn to use the moderation tools to do it in one go or get dessho or clay to do that?

Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

[juji]

I can't believe my eyes maks is green ! http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa189/Eastwood100/lol.gif

I don't think this sarcasm is funny

[zlister]

Stevey is a valuable ally, and a powerful enemy.

steveyos and ruby were playing rainbow six, having a laugh about what your doing here, when i decided to point out steveyosmtalk sig. his password has been in there for a week and i figured either everyone has him on ignore or nobody reads his post because his acount went untouched and users have been neg repping his last post and not even dirty harry decided to take his account but that might be some nazi/commie/tom cruize code of honor that only veterens understand, most likely nobody logged into his account because it wasnt anything special not like when cag posts her pw-fuckingkillobama . i bothered to do so because i didnt want to see anybody get their good alts dirty

[maks]

steveyos and ruby were playing rainbow six, having a laugh about what your doing here, when i decided to point out steveyosmtalk sig. his password has been in there for a week and i figured either everyone has him on ignore or nobody reads his post because his acount went untouched and users have been neg repping his last post and not even dirty harry decided to take his account but that might be some nazi/commie/tom cruize code of honor that only veterens understand, most likely nobody logged into his account because it wasnt anything special not like when cag posts her pw-fuckingkillobama . i bothered to do so because i didnt want to see anybody get their good alts dirty

this conspiracy goes all the way to the top!

[Dirty Harry]

this conspiracy goes all the way to the top!

If it did why am I not green anymore?

[Dirty Harry]

DAMN I AM GREEN ONCE MORE !

[maks]

I'll be honest kent I never have any idea what you're talking about

[maks]

Dateline May 28th 2016

More news from Rubynet today. Rebels have established strongholds in the central district known locally as the Mountain, as well as the provinces of All Night vampire's School and Sun. The loyalist forces are scattered, ineffective, and unable to mount a counterattack. Military analysts suspect the war will end soon, and a peace will finally come to this war torn state.

Reporting for Forum News One, I'm George Britto.

[m0nde]

i can't tell on tapatalj dirty harrt

Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

[Dirty Harry]

I'll be honest kent I never have any idea what you're talking about

I will say this slow so you will understand. I was a lizard like you are now. Then I was not for only one day. now I am a lizard like you once more. Name is green.

[Lisa Battery]

I will say this slow so you will understand. I was a lizard like you are now. Then I was not for only one day. now I am a lizard like you once more. Name is green.
Lol

[maks]

I will say this slow so you will understand. I was a lizard like you are now. Then I was not for only one day. now I am a lizard like you once more. Name is green.

what?

[Lisa Battery]

You know what worked for me? I gave you my account and somehow got it back and 6969 rep out of it. So maybe if you give me your account......?

[maks]

I couldn't give a flying fuck about rep lisa my mission is to see plug drugs banned

[Lisa Battery]

But look maks, look at the glory of my one extra green spoof squirt than you.

Surely you want the glory instead.

[Lisa Battery]

You can't even spell insurrection, what makes you think you can lead one?

lol

Oh maks.

[maks]

I've been leading one successfully for days lisa

[Lisa Battery]

I've been leading one successfully for days lisa

Yes. Congrats on all your success.

*salutes*

[maks]

Ruby isn't even bothering to clean them up anymore, so I've essentially stifled all conversation in brokedick mountain, and he doesn't check in to herp my latest alt until he's been up for hours. the loyalists are war weary and ready for this to end. the fact that he gave you the rep you were whining about proves that he's desperate and willing to capitulate. make no mistake, we will win this.

[Lisa Battery]

Well no he did clean it up, I lost my surfing threads and a shoutout to my mum that eljoe was posting in and today there was an epic planned reverse skype troll, m0nde and jazz made posts about meth and heroin and called people junkies and m0nde showed us how he lives like a pig so it was a pretty full day here at rubynet

[Lisa Battery]

Many a great thread lost in the war

A moment's silence please for the fallen threads.

[Wendy <3]

You're about 8 years too late on the caring about rep nonsense

[Dirty Harry]

what?

I see you name is not green anymore! Who or what did you fuck to make that happen?

[m0nde]

just relax. it's coming to an end.

Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

[Wendy <3]

Thanks god lisa is gone and drug plugs will be gone soon

[maks]

I see you name is not green anymore! Who or what did you fuck to make that happen?

I dunno. I suppose they realized herping me wouldn't stop the onslaught

[maks]

just relax. it's coming to an end.

Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

not soon enough. every minute the loyalists refuse to negotiate more innocent people are dying.

[Dirty Harry]

just relax. it's coming to an end.

Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

It wont end,and I am going to say green forever and what I am going to say wont help
maks should still be green or worse banned for spamming the hell out of this place.
I am green because someone does not like the music I post here or I Found on the net.

[m0nde]

i feel for you. but things are being put back the way they should be. we all play our small part. i, for one, look forward to your repetitive spam each day. keep doing.

Tapatalj now autocorrects to tapatalj.

[Lisa Battery]

Dirty Harry does not need to be in the herp. If you want him to contain certain things to a certain section you simply ask him (unless you are a fucking dickhead, yes sorry Deso because it's you who herps him) and he does. It's just pathetic to herp him, grow a fucking spine.

I'm sick of thinking you're a dick Deso, unherp him.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

capish?

[Dirty Harry]

Dirty Harry does not need to be in the herp. If you want him to contain certain things to a certain section you simply ask him (unless you are a fucking dickhead, yes sorry Deso because it's you who herps him) and he does. It's just pathetic to herp him, grow a fucking spine.

I'm sick of thinking you're a dick Deso, unherp him.

^ so true,good point L.B.