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Gentleman Doli
02-21-2013, 11:06 PM
Adolf Hitler: Hello, I am Adolf Hitler.
Jew: Hello.
Adolf Hitler: Id like to open a bank account please lol.
Jew: Okay. Heres your paperwork.
Adolf Hitler: Thank you, I shall return shortly.

juji
02-21-2013, 11:10 PM
Walt Disney: Hello, I am Walt Disney.
Adolf Hitler: Hello Disney, Do you have a business with me?
Walt Disney: Yes, please remind i sent you a telegram.
Adolf Hitler: Of course, let's make a pact, i would require $ 950,000,000.000 marks.
Walt Disney: No problem, you will get it in swiss bank.
Adolf Hitler: Thanks a lot, pleasure with your business.
Walt Disney: Your welcome, i trust you a lot than no one.

Gentleman Doli
02-22-2013, 12:44 AM
Adolf Hitler: Hello, I am Adolf Hitler.
Jew: Hello.
Adolf Hitler: I would like some fries and a large drink.
Jew: Here you go.
Adolf Hitler: Thank you.

steveyos
02-22-2013, 06:55 AM
Donald Duck(speaking to a fellow duck) : Quack.
Duck: Quack.

Donald Duck(speaking to a fellow duck) : Quack.
Duck: Quack.

Donald Duck(speaking to a fellow duck) : Quack.
Duck: Quack.