Official goat discussion thread

[maks]

Goats are neat.

http://www.takepart.com/sites/default/files/styles/tp_content_wide/public/goat_1.jpg

Some people think goats are the same as sheep. Those people are fucking wrong.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7kfVpaT7w0E/TUq3wOE35kI/AAAAAAAAADQ/EIyhLmwUPLI/s1600/goat.jpg

Some people think goats are evil because they have those weird eyes. Goats aren't evil, they're the best ruminant ever. If I had to sacrifice an animal for some bizarre religious ritual I would not choose a goat.

https://evbdn.eventbrite.com/s3-s3/eventlogos/2087657/09goatnamedsylvia.jpg

Do you like goats? y/n

[juji]

What are differences between sheeps and goats?

[plusle riot]

yes. yes i do.

[maks]

True story Jim Breuer's Goat Boy was the least funny sketch in SNL history but the guy does one hell of a goat impression

[maks]

yes. yes i do.

lets form a club

:awesome:

[plusle riot]

my bro just started dating a goat farmer. i can respect that.

[maks]

What are differences between sheeps and goats?

For starters it is much more difficult to rape a goat. Goats have very little tolerance for sexual assault, most carry pepper spray and some even have handguns in their purses. If you're looking for an animal to rape, I suggest you look elsewhere, like australia.

[maks]

my bro just started dating a goat farmer. i can respect that.

please tell me they're sending you cheese

[plusle riot]

lets form a club

:awesome:

you're onto something...i searched the word goat and deso made a thread about babby goats and there were a lot of other goat related posts. goddamn goats rule

[plusle riot]

please tell me they're sending you cheese

they're babby goats. new kids on the block. idk if they're being farmed for milk and cheese, i think he said it was for meat

[maks]

you're onto something...i searched the word goat and deso made a thread about babby goats and there were a lot of other goat related posts. goddamn goats rule

dude I can't possibly express how cool goats are in regular words I'd have to paint a picture or write a sonnet or do an interpretive dance. someone get fanfare in here.

[maks]

they're babby goats. new kids on the block. idk if they're being farmed for milk and cheese, i think he said it was for meat

if you eat a goat you absorb its power

[maks]

I ate 4 goats last week and I've had a raging hardon ever since

[plusle riot]

if you eat a goat you absorb its power

yes that is true

[blumpkin blownuts]

Goats have a tendency to seek the highest point in their physical environs.
This is why goats with projectile weapons make for excellent foot soldiers.

[maks]

indeed, I don't know how we ever would have beaten the krauts without our battalion of brave and loyal goat snipers

[maks]

yes that is true

some people think goats eat tin cans but that idea is ludicrous, they don't have the teeth or the digestive system to eat metal objects they prefer fresh green shoots and grasses

[maks]

Did you know.....

...The proper name for a group of goats is a trip.
...Baby goats are kids.
...males are called bucks.
...females are called does.
...A domestic male is sometimes called a billy; a female, a nanny.
...Goats are great swimmers.
...If bottled raised, goats will become bonded to their caregivers.
...Goats were domesticated around 7000 B.C.
...Domestic goats are found worldwide.
...Pygmy goats are a goat species, not a breed.
...There are six recognized dairy goat breeds in the United States: Alpine, La Mancha, Oberhasli, Nubian, Saanen, Toggenburg.
...Each breed of dairy goat gives a different tasting milk. Oberhasli goats give milk that tastes closest to cow's milk.
...Anything you make with cow's milk, you can make with goat's milk.
...Goat's discovered coffee beans.
...Goat milk has a higher butterfat content than cow's milk.
...Hearty seafarers, goats were kept by sailors for milk.
...Ancient Greeks used goat skins to make vellum and parchment.
...Goats are depicted in Paleolithic art.
...True wild goats are found throughout southern Asia.
...The Ibex (another wild goat species) populates Europe, Asia and Africa.
...Matriarchal herds of goats consist of 5 to 20 individuals.
...Goats are browsers, not grazers.
...Goats are extremely picky about what they eat.
...Goats DO NOT eat tin cans.
...Goats have only bottom front and side teeth, the top jaw does have a large back molar for crushing things.
...Goats have rectangular eyes - this allows them to see very well in the dark.
...Goats contribute to desertification in Africa.
...The Rocky Mountain "goat" is not a true goat; it is closer to a sheep.
...Wild goats don't sleep.
...Goats use straw to scratch their backs.
...Cashmere comes from the undercoat of the Asian Kashmiri goat, with the average annual yield per animal being less than one pound.
...Mohair comes from the Turkish Angora goat.
...Most mohair now comes from Angora fleece raised in the U.S., with the average annual yield per animal being four pounds.
...Goats catch colds and can succumb to pneumonia.
...The fat molecules in goat milk are five times smaller than the fat molecules in cow milk. Goat milk is broken down in the stomach in twenty minutes; it takes an hour for the stomach to break down cow's milk.
...Goats are great as stock animals. Goats are easier on the trail than other pack/stock animals. Properly conditioned, a goat can carry up to 25%-30% of its body weight.

[maks]

...Wild goats don't sleep.

[plusle riot]

in morrocco they have tree goats that eat kernels from the argan trees and then the locals wait for them to poop out the kernels and press argan oil from them and cook with it

[maks]

GM recently unveiled a full-size sedan that can go 800 miles on a single pellet of goat shit

[Lexi Persimmons]

http://i.imgur.com/DhCEzXZ.jpg

[plusle riot]

What are differences between sheeps and goats?

goats don't take shit from sheep

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[maks]

http://i.imgur.com/DhCEzXZ.jpg

then I have no use for quick mart

[maks]

goats don't take shit from sheep

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favorited, liked, and subscribed

[juji]

Did you know.....

...The proper name for a group of goats is a trip.
...Baby goats are kids.
...males are called bucks.
...females are called does.
...A domestic male is sometimes called a billy; a female, a nanny.
...Goats are great swimmers.
...If bottled raised, goats will become bonded to their caregivers.
...Goats were domesticated around 7000 B.C.
...Domestic goats are found worldwide.
...Pygmy goats are a goat species, not a breed.
...There are six recognized dairy goat breeds in the United States: Alpine, La Mancha, Oberhasli, Nubian, Saanen, Toggenburg.
...Each breed of dairy goat gives a different tasting milk. Oberhasli goats give milk that tastes closest to cow's milk.
...Anything you make with cow's milk, you can make with goat's milk.
...Goat's discovered coffee beans.
...Goat milk has a higher butterfat content than cow's milk.
...Hearty seafarers, goats were kept by sailors for milk.
...Ancient Greeks used goat skins to make vellum and parchment.
...Goats are depicted in Paleolithic art.
...True wild goats are found throughout southern Asia.
...The Ibex (another wild goat species) populates Europe, Asia and Africa.
...Matriarchal herds of goats consist of 5 to 20 individuals.
...Goats are browsers, not grazers.
...Goats are extremely picky about what they eat.
...Goats DO NOT eat tin cans.
...Goats have only bottom front and side teeth, the top jaw does have a large back molar for crushing things.
...Goats have rectangular eyes - this allows them to see very well in the dark.
...Goats contribute to desertification in Africa.
...The Rocky Mountain "goat" is not a true goat; it is closer to a sheep.
...Wild goats don't sleep.
...Goats use straw to scratch their backs.
...Cashmere comes from the undercoat of the Asian Kashmiri goat, with the average annual yield per animal being less than one pound.
...Mohair comes from the Turkish Angora goat.
...Most mohair now comes from Angora fleece raised in the U.S., with the average annual yield per animal being four pounds.
...Goats catch colds and can succumb to pneumonia.
...The fat molecules in goat milk are five times smaller than the fat molecules in cow milk. Goat milk is broken down in the stomach in twenty minutes; it takes an hour for the stomach to break down cow's milk.
...Goats are great as stock animals. Goats are easier on the trail than other pack/stock animals. Properly conditioned, a goat can carry up to 25%-30% of its body weight.

It lacks "wall jumping" I've seen some goats can do wall jump IRL

[maks]

wall jumping, head butting, shoulder dashing, goats can be a powerful ally or a dangerous adversary.

[juji]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiS1ZGLDIX0

[plusle riot]

It lacks "wall jumping" I've seen some goats can do wall jump IRL

they can shoulder-dash a nigga like it's no one's business

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3bjeisizz1qakg0mo1_500.jpg

[maks]

I'd like to see a fucking alpaca do that

[blumpkin blownuts]

Golden Eagles in the Andes prey on goats much bigger than them by crashing into them and knocking them into the valleys far below.

[maks]

they can shoulder-dash a nigga like it's no one's business

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3bjeisizz1qakg0mo1_500.jpg

That's got to be the cutest goat I've ever seen and I am a man who has seen his share of goats

[maks]

Golden Eagles in the Andes prey on goats much bigger than them by crashing into them and knocking them into the valleys far below.

that's just what the goats want you to think, in reality they have sophisticated over-the-horizon radar and missile defense systems

[Lexi Persimmons]

http://i.imgur.com/dqQkxMZ.gif

[juji]

http://i.imgur.com/dqQkxMZ.gif

That Goat is a stand user

[blumpkin blownuts]

Take standard precautions when working with goats, as they can deliver bites proving to be fatal
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This young man only narrowly escaped death after sustaining a goatbite

[maks]

fucking faggot deserved it how would he like it if a goat stuck its fingers in his face

[maks]

fun fact the movie highlander was originally about goats

[plusle riot]

don't get between a goat and its doritos. you will not win

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[maks]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/9041cae8a2097eee152428110229d6da/tumblr_mfrqva7nF51qzjlovo1_1280.png
caution: you may be approached

[blumpkin blownuts]

A goat draws near!
Command?

[maks]

http://goat.com

[maks]

best website ever

[plusle riot]

jaxon gessel had it coming

[maks]

agreed, little faggot is obviously an anti-goat extremist

[maks]

I'll bet he doesn;t even appreciate the humble beauty of the majestic ibex

[plusle riot]

cody's a fag

http://24.media.tumblr.com/468b489b181a59606998f22d5eedead6/tumblr_mfscljCxac1rxjkano1_500.jpg

[plusle riot]

why don't you paint a house about it

[plusle riot]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/69273f04dbe7095ce3ae2bee40f1a3c9/tumblr_mgyimmbhkf1qb5ym2o1_400.gif

[plusle riot]

If

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x173/iwascruel_x/goat.gif

[plusle riot]

lmao that's fuck all. how do you even live

[plusle riot]

btw that was rhetorical i really don't give a fuck

[juji]

Talking about salaries...

[juji]

Hi, I'm Cody, i make 50k per year, i am cooler than you, bye!

[juji]

Hi Im Dan, i make 50k per year and i had sex with guys, i'm cooler than you, bye!

[plusle riot]

Talking about salaries...

i'm talking about goats nigga

[juji]

i'm talking about goats nigga

Cody started it

[juji]

Also Cody really cares about money, rep and nation than no one

[plusle riot]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f8e983609dd57b417a9b9ef06e1cc21/tumblr_met1j5kLgm1qcbf49o1_500.jpg

[plusle riot]

you don't even know what my time was, you don't know me at all so quit acting like you do. while you're at it, just quit posting. guess you didn't get the young ones refernce in my location either. fuck off cody

[plusle riot]

Hi, I'm Cody, i make 50k per year, i am cooler than you, bye!

he makes 24k a year, you're being more than generous

[Dustin]

yes. yes i do.

[plusle riot]

i haven't worn flannel since the early 90s and why would i drink some cheapass watered down domestic crap when i can enjoy and *afford* imports, craft and microbrews? i'm a total fucking hipster

[plusle riot]

you can log off now so i can continue posting about goats

[syncan aka ken post jr]

http://i.imgur.com/7mIFqF2.jpg

[plusle riot]

lol so youre a punk rocker but your like "rich" so youre just a suburban wanna be with a haircut and some cd's. You know fuck all about "punk rock". Might as well be a fucking wigger.

why do you feel the need to label me? i havent had a haircut in over a year and i have an extensive vinyl collection. i'm not "rich" i just earn a good living -compared to a housepainter. yep i may as well start up my own eminem forum

[blumpkin blownuts]

who could hang a name on you

[plusle riot]

you sound so fucking mad right now lel

[plusle riot]

who could hang a label on you

this fag is trying. he thinks he has me all pinned and all i wanna do is post some goats

[blumpkin blownuts]

when you change with every new day

still i'm gonna miss you

[plusle riot]

still i'm gonna miss you

dan saturday

[plusle riot]

haha ok yeah now i'm a sellout because i didn't limit myself to some menial job that pays minimum wage. keep being jelly man.

[plusle riot]

lemme guess, you shop at thrift stores because it's all you can afford. i buy all my punk rock uniforms at hot topic

[plusle riot]

wish i could get a pool on bets that he takes that post srsly

[plusle riot]

www.angryyoungandpoor.com

they really need to make a site that caters to the few like you, www.angryoldandpoor.com

[plusle riot]

still not as old as you but i had a headstart on shit and i don't look middle-aged. quite the opposite

[juji]

why do you feel the need to label me? i havent had a haircut in over a year and i have an extensive vinyl collection. i'm not "rich" i just earn a good living -compared to a housepainter. yep i may as well start up my own eminem forum

What's your occupation?

[plusle riot]

well elz, in all respect to you being the biggest stalker here, i'd rather keep that private. i hope you understand.

[juji]

well elz, in all respect to you being the biggest stalker here, i'd rather keep that private. i hope you understand.

this is the stupidest post i've read

[plusle riot]

would you rather to drink a vase of nigger semen?

[juji]

I would if you invite me

[plusle riot]

sure thing bb lemme message cberry

[juji]

why not Link? he can fill a gallon than cberry does 0.01 gallon

[plusle riot]

albeit i don't know how long it'll take for him to fill a vase with his MLs

[plusle riot]

why not Link? he can fill a gallon than cberry does 0.01 gallon

pls Link has not posted here in years

[juji]

I feel ashamed if you couldn't invite me

[plusle riot]

anyway i'm off to bed it's 5am

[juji]

When you're back, i would like to know what's your occupation, if i were a stalker i should ask your address and where you work, otherwise you have no job

[Lisa Claus]

yeah right

an occupation is hardly PI

I call bullshit on the fucktard's ass

she's bagging out housepainters etc.. but when asked what her occupation is she says she can't say because of stalking????

Um what kind of job requires an IQ of around 70?

I'm guessing she's a dog food taster if anything

[Lisa's Babysitter]

my occupation is babysitting and getting laid,

[maks]

http://dagnygromer.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/goat_face.jpg

[plusle riot]

Um what kind of job requires an IQ of around 70?

pet store cashier, housepainter, etc.

[plusle riot]

goat at 1 minute in aww yisss

777kGx7-qLw

[blumpkin blownuts]

sweet sideburns

[plusle riot]

all msuic vidos should have goat and sidebruns

[maks]

So how about them goats huh

[juji]

pet store cashier, housepainter, etc.

Welfare Checker?

[maks]

young ones was on mtv in the late 90's btw cody there's people in their teens that might remember them

[maks]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Vh59ny8JbqY/TDTqpWJMf6I/AAAAAAAAACU/B0R6OiFvphY/s1600/punk+goat.jpg

[juji]

Cody made double post with high speed internet meh

[maks]

thread needs more goats

http://chainsawsuit.com/comics/20100309.png

[Lisa Claus]

maksie poo

[maks]

http://nature-wallpapers.co.uk/wp-content/themes/photoland/scripts/timthumb.php?h=640&w=960&zc=1&src=http://nature-wallpapers.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/funny-image.jpg

[maks]

http://i.imgur.com/3KFIelC.jpg

[maks]

http://i.imgur.com/4NNBUvF.jpg

[Camoron]

imo there are two contenders for GOAT

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/001/642/305/Wrestlemania-12-Shawn-Michaels_2069.garyttpoirier.blogspot.com_crop_exact.jpg?w=650&h=440&q=75

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/c0.14.403.403/p403x403/535477_10151555127889384_347695305_n.jpg

[maks]

is that chris benoit I thought he was dead

[m0nde]

i wish i'd been here for the pulse rot/cody goat battle

http://i.imgur.com/iuazsvI.jpg

[maks]

pleae post a link to that game it looks amazing

[maks]

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[m0nde]

pleae post a link to that game it looks amazinghere you go:
https://itunes.apple.com/ca/app/goat-battle-epic-online-challenge/id514796065?mt=8

[maks]

Oh I don't own any ios devices, guess I'm shit out of luck :beat:

[m0nde]

ya, i couldn't find it for android :(

[maks]

5 years ago most of these things would have been free flash games. phones are ruining the internet.

[jon]

phones are giving parents an alternative to letting their dumbshit kids onto the internet, proper, thus keeping them away from newsgroups and irc

i don't see the problem

[maks]

idc about newsgroups or irc and haven't since 1999 but I do enjoy flash games and it's a shame that nowadays they're on the ios app store for 99 cents

[JujiDrool]

maks

[maks]

this was a p good thread

[maks]

Goats have a tendency to seek the highest point in their physical environs.
This is why goats with projectile weapons make for excellent foot soldiers.

[maks]

official goat discussion thread on the official goat discussion forum

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[maks]

https://media.mnn.com/assets/images/2016/07/closeup-black-goat-eyes.jpg.838x0_q80.jpg

[maks]

bumping an almost 6 year old goat thread


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[maks]

Goats are neat.

http://www.takepart.com/sites/default/files/styles/tp_content_wide/public/goat_1.jpg

Some people think goats are the same as sheep. Those people are fucking wrong.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7kfVpaT7w0E/TUq3wOE35kI/AAAAAAAAADQ/EIyhLmwUPLI/s1600/goat.jpg

Some people think goats are evil because they have those weird eyes. Goats aren't evil, they're the best ruminant ever. If I had to sacrifice an animal for some bizarre religious ritual I would not choose a goat.

https://evbdn.eventbrite.com/s3-s3/eventlogos/2087657/09goatnamedsylvia.jpg

Do you like goats? y/n

[maks]

would you rather to drink a vase of nigger semen?