In other news i still can't give my dick away

[blumpkin blownuts]

I couldn't even give my ass away to this broad, she ignroed my response.
http://nashville.craigslist.org/cas/3638964295.html

She's pretty hot, would you let her fuck you in the ass y/n? I had this running fantasy of her drilling me doggy style while i cradled her face with the inside of my elbow the whole time i was out tonight.

[blumpkin blownuts]

Everyone email her ad and tell her the d-bag in the green bathrobe is serious, plze help me get laid

[juji]

This posting has been flagged for removal...

[blumpkin blownuts]

FUCK, it was still up like 5 mins ago

[blumpkin blownuts]

gonna see if it's in my cache

[blumpkin blownuts]

oh dammit, it's replaced by the removal page FUCK FUCK FUCK

This smoking hot chick with three pictures, said she was looking for a guy to dress in stockings and fuck with a strap-on

[Lexi Persimmons]

http://i.imgur.com/wC6UORh.jpg

[blumpkin blownuts]

found her pic at least
http://i.imgur.com/zPeLM43.jpg

What straight guy wouldn't want to get ass-reamed by her

[blumpkin blownuts]

http://i.imgur.com/wC6UORh.jpg

not a shamele, a real bona fide chick with a strap-on

[Lexi Persimmons]

you're the perfect candidate.

[blumpkin blownuts]

I told her I didn't have any womens clothes but I told her about my perfumes and that I'd show up smelling like a high school cheerleader

[Lexi Persimmons]

wear that green bath robe.

[blumpkin blownuts]

thats for after she's tapped dat azz and we go outside to smoke

[blumpkin blownuts]

sKKKreen KKKapz

i had a screenshot ready but i managed to replace it in my clipboard before putting it in photoshop, FML

[Lexi Persimmons]

flag knows all about getting his azz tapped. don't ya flag?

[juji]

found her pic at least
http://i.imgur.com/zPeLM43.jpg

What straight guy wouldn't want to get ass-reamed by her

Do you really want to get fucked by that woman?

[blumpkin blownuts]

I'd fuck her... I'm still undecided about letting her put anything up my ass, but I seriously considered it.

[blumpkin blownuts]

she reminds me of faptima but with giant knockerz

[blumpkin blownuts]

lol at M4MMM

[blumpkin blownuts]

maybe im setting my sights too low, next time I post an ad of my own i'm putting M4FFFFFFFF

[juji]

I'd fuck her... I'm still undecided about letting her put anything up my ass, but I seriously considered it.

Ok, tell her "please don't spit my face and ask a permission if im ready to eat my own cum form your hand"

[Lexi Persimmons]

I'd fuck her... I'm still undecided about letting her put anything up my ass, but I seriously considered it.

man I bet when you get there, her big black boy friend turns up and wants to join the fun.

[Lisa Claus]

The problem is simple bob

1. You are fat and ugly

2. You are a stupid moron

3. You have the personality of a dog turd.

This is why even desperate craigslist whores... even the ones who will fuck for money reject you.

[blumpkin blownuts]

:sweat:

[Lisa Claus]

and what a wuss

constantly TRYING to dish it out yet fucking crying at anything that might insult you

pathetic bob

go on a diet, work out, stop acting like a pathetic depserate loser dickhead and then try again

[UofLCardfan08]

and what a wuss

constantly TRYING to dish it out yet fucking crying at anything that might insult you

pathetic bob

go on a diet, work out, stop acting like a pathetic depserate loser dickhead and then try againget a job, pay your rent

[Lexi Persimmons]

The problem is simple bob

1. You are fat and ugly

2. You are a stupid moron

3. You have the personality of a dog turd.

This is why even desperate craigslist whores... even the ones who will fuck for money reject you.

you ain't no Laura Croft. leave my friend bob alone.

[blumpkin blownuts]

stupid ho that's not tears its sweat because i feel so sick burnt

actually i've learned to just automatically assume the inverse of anything you say if i want the truth - and despite your creep ass attraction to me i wouldn't fuck you if my dick was on fire

[juji]

Let me know if you contacted her

[blumpkin blownuts]

Strap-on girl? Or lisa?

[juji]

for god's sake, there a lot of threads about Lisa, but this thread we are posting here IS NOT RELATED to Lisa, goddammit!

It's Strap-On girl

[Lisa Claus]

for god's sake, there a lot of threads about Lisa, but this thread we are posting here IS NOT RELATED to Lisa, goddammit!

It's Strap-On girlLOL

juji

these guys have no lives

this is the most excitement they'll get this month until invites to my monthly 3-5 guy gang bang in a motel come out

[blumpkin blownuts]

I did contact her and told her she could dress me in stockings and fuck the shit outta me, but she did not reply :9/11:

[juji]

I did contact her and told her she could dress me in stockings and fuck the shit outta me, but she did not reply :9/11:

wtf why you would wear in stockings, i believe she is creeped out.

[blumpkin blownuts]

That was in her ad, she said she wanted the guy to be wearing stockings. I said I didn't have any womens clothing so I'd have to wear hers. That's probably why she didn't respond I have thick muscular legs and I probably would have put runs in her stockings if I wore them.

[blumpkin blownuts]

She wants to fuck a guy in the ass elz I don't think there's anything that would creep her out

[juji]

You should ask her for more pics to validate if she is a real woman

[blumpkin blownuts]

Oh believe me I'm going to before actually heading over there

[Lisa Claus]

wtf why you would wear in stockings, i believe she is creeped out.LOL!

[Desolation]

i'll take your dick donation

[blumpkin blownuts]

(looks up and bits fingertip softly)
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