They said "Don't go playing hardcore RPG's and drinking white russians"

[rootbeer]

[I didn't listen :skull:]

[maks]

ugh white russians make me retch

[rootbeer]

ugh white russians make me retch

you probably just didnt drink enough of them

[steveyos]

another awesome thread written directed and staring seth mcfarline

[maks]

you probably just didnt drink enough of them

I put them in my cereal

[steveyos]

nehhyaaaaa lowis

[rootbeer]

:rose:

[always stevey]

White Russians are for girls and people obsessed with the Big Lebowski.

[always stevey]

why can't anyone just settle for a nice, tasty glass of red wine? hmm?

[always stevey]

People who drink vodka smell like rotten potatoes.

[maks]

I'd rather do tequila shots tbh

[rootbeer]

White Russians are for girls and people obsessed with the Big Lebowski.

if i ever get out of this white russian phase it will be a miracle... jk i only drink on fridays

[rootbeer]

I'd rather do tequila shots tbh
what about that worm man, idk

[always stevey]

if i ever get out of this white russian phase it will be a miracle... jk i only drink on fridays

you must have recently watched the Big Lebowski. I rarely drink but when I do, I prefer a French Martini with chambord and pineapple juice.

[always stevey]

I'd rather do tequila shots tbh

Tequila is for mexican strippers. The shitty kind of tequila anyway, like jose quervo.

[maks]

what about that worm man, idk

Only real, authentic tequila has a worm. I drink cheap shitty tequila because I'm drinking it specifically to get drunk so idc what it tastes like.


Tequila is for mexican strippers. The shitty kind of tequila anyway, like jose quervo.

You think everything's for strippers

[always stevey]

I don't think everything's for strippers. Careers aren't for strippers.

[lnopia the great]

anyone else getting white girl wasted tonight

[always stevey]

anyone else getting white girl wasted tonight

You're going to lose your nose if you continue with your habit. Stuff makes me sweat like Whitney Houston.

[maks]

stripping is a career

[always stevey]

stripping is a career

I disagree.

[maks]

I disagree.

go to a club in the middle of a weekday and you will meet strippers who have been working there for 30 years

[always stevey]

go to a club in the middle of a weekday and you will meet strippers who have been working there for 30 years

Stripping doesn't come with a 401k.

[maks]

Who needs a 401k when you make $300 a night and don't plan ahead any further than your next bag of meth

[always stevey]

50 year old strippers make 300 dollars a night?

[blumpkin blownuts]

Tequila is for mexican strippers. The shitty kind of tequila anyway, like jose quervo.

ok lil ms. stereotype what are your thoughts on bourbon drinkers, especially ones that went home on lunch breaks to drink it?

[always stevey]

ok lil ms. stereotype what are your thoughts on bourbon drinkers, especially ones that went home on lunch breaks to drink it?

They all have mustaches. Every time I think of bourbon, I think of a mustache.

[maks]

50 year old strippers make 300 dollars a night?

more if they hook on the side. men are desperate, the fact that strip clubs exist proves that. all those singles add up, and that's not including the $25 lap dances and $150 private dances.

[always stevey]

more if they hook on the side. men are desperate, the fact that strip clubs exist proves that. all those singles add up, and that's not including the $25 lap dances and $150 private dances.

Strippers are for fat, single men.

[always stevey]

and bachelor parties.

[blumpkin blownuts]

They all have mustaches. Every time I think of bourbon, I think of a mustache.

i had a something on my lip, idk if it qualified as a mustache

[blumpkin blownuts]

http://i.imgur.com/V12jxKw.jpg

there we are... now tell me how you could be afraid to meet up IRL with a guy who had a mustache like that?

[always stevey]

i had a something on my lip, idk if it qualified as a mustache


http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/cowboy.jpg

This is how I personify a bourbon drinker.

[always stevey]

http://i.imgur.com/V12jxKw.jpg

there we are... now tell me how you could be afraid to meet up IRL with a guy who had a mustache like that?

Give me the keys.

[always stevey]

http://i.imgur.com/V12jxKw.jpg

there we are... now tell me how you could be afraid to meet up IRL with a guy who had a mustache like that?

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/standard.jpg

[blumpkin blownuts]

yeah the second-most common comment i get is i looked like a porn guy or strip club owner
the most common was that i looked like a rapist or molester

[blumpkin blownuts]

Give me the keys.

that's actually my dad's... there's only maybe 1,000 made of the car i drive

[steveyos]

匚◯爪モ刀ㄚ 下◯尺∪爪

[always stevey]

yeah the second-most common comment i get is i looked like a porn guy or strip club owner
the most common was that i looked like a rapist or molester

That means I am correct in asserting that bourbon drinkers have mustaches.
I am seldom wrong.

[steveyos]

刀◯れ'匕 匚丹尺モ

[always stevey]

刀◯れ'匕 匚丹尺モ

Unless of course you're willing to prove me wrong, I kindly implore you to quiet yourself.

[lnopia the great]

how old are you

[always stevey]

Or bring me dinner. I'm quite hungry.

[steveyos]

工'爪 れ◯ 匕 尺モ丹刀工れム 匕卄工ち ち匕∪ㄗ工刀 乃◯尺工れム 匕卄尺モ丹刀 ㄚ◯∪ 刀工れム∪ち

[lnopia the great]

steverys what year were you born

[always stevey]

工'爪 れ◯ 匕 尺モ丹刀工れム 匕卄工ち ち匕∪ㄗ工刀 乃◯尺工れム 匕卄尺モ丹刀 ㄚ◯∪ 刀工れム∪ち

I'm sorry. I'm having trouble reading your posts. :(

[steveyos]

丹卄爪爪爪爪爪爪爪爪 ㄗ卄卄卄卄卄下下下下下匕匕匕匕モモモモモモモモモモモモモれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれ

[steveyos]

u¿

[always stevey]

丹卄爪爪爪爪爪爪爪爪 ㄗ卄卄卄卄卄下下下下下匕匕匕匕モモモモモモモモモモモモモれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれれ

I'm still having trouble reading your post. It must be a special code of which I'm excluded.

[steveyos]

ұ๏ย'гє ןยรҭ гєคใใұ รҭยקเ๔

[JujiDrool]

I <3 Rooty

[always stevey]

I <3 Rooty

You love anything with a dick.

[JujiDrool]

You love anything with a dick.nah

that seems to be your obsession and problem

I just like Rooty because he's cool

go hang out with steveyos and Cody loser

[steveyos]

You love anything with a dick.

[always stevey]

nah


go hang out with steveyos and Cody loser


I can tell you've been drinking. You've repeated this post almost 20 times already.
You're drinking while you've got a bun in your oven. lol

[steveyos]

I can tell you've been drinking. You've repeated this post almost 20 times already.
You're drinking while you've got a bun in your oven. lol

[blumpkin blownuts]

it's ok she's gonna do the right thing and get scraped
unless she doesn't have funds for it... then she'll end up with a FAS baby with the worst genes in australia

[always stevey]

She could try taking a multitude of drugs to see if it comes out autistic.

[blumpkin blownuts]

knowing australia there's probably dozens of native plants that can be used as abortifacients

[always stevey]

She'd end up getting eaten by a swarm of ants.

[blumpkin blownuts]

they're only after the horseflies colonizing her vag

[F4]

posting on rubynet is a hardcore rpg

[always stevey]

they're only after the horseflies colonizing her vag

Lisatopia

[JujiDrool]

I can tell you've been drinking. You've repeated this post almost 20 times already.
You're drinking while you've got a bun in your oven. lolum no fucktard

I posted it about 3 times and here you are hours later STILL desperately trolling me around for attention

Now I've pointed you to the loser corner about 3 times already, go there thanks

[always stevey]

um no fucktard

I posted it about 3 times and here you are hours later STILL desperately trolling me around for attention

Now I've pointed you to the loser corner about 3 times already, go there thanks



lol you look like a man.


http://i.imgur.com/GjEWMTp.jpg

[JujiDrool]

I look better than you

which is one of the reasons you got jealously obsessed with me, started collecting my pictures and joined here to pretend to be me for the attention you can't get any other way bush-pig

[always stevey]

No. You. Don't.

You are ugly I am not.

I also have more morals than you.

[rootbeer]

:rose:i am still alive :rose: